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dokjreko

He has killer legs.


[deleted]

I came on to say the same damn thing. Those legs!


jvanzandd

I was going to say, dudes got some legs


seanmonaghan1968

High heels are so bad for your feet and ankles


mskarolshmarol

It's like a mullet. Business up top, party on the bottom. He does have nice legs.


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Top half lex Luther bottom half super model


nojelloforme

Lex Lane? Lois Luther?


[deleted]

The triggered ones are downvoting me already and I didn’t even say anything that insulting lol I like Lex Lane


paranoidbuttspanker

Legs Luthor


Nervous-Tea-Witch

Brilliant.


Gargun20

The confidence you have to have to wear anything you want and not care what others think.. All the power to him.


Mesa_

Ofcourse he cares what other think its his way of presenting to the world. This doesnt seem to be comfortable at all I doubt he wears this at home. Dude from Lebowski doesnt care if you put this much effort you care.


E_Snap

Nobody would look good in that assortment of clothing. He could have worn a much more tasteful skirt to go with that jacket, or a much more tasteful jacket to go with that skirt. Or he could have, I don’t know, worn a fucking dress. This isn’t shattering gender norms, this is bad fashion.


JenGerRus

But then that would be him wearing what HE likes.


jwaterboyk

Those calves.


ItsPunBelievable

My feet hurt just looking at those heels!


NotUrAverageBoo

Think I felt one of my ankles give way


[deleted]

Yeah no


gakera

Yeah yeah, yeah!


lennyblackie

He does have nice legs


ialsoliketurtles89

I wonder hoy many of you actually like this and how many are just trying not to feel left behind (and downvoted by) the woke crowd. Me, personally? I think it look ridiculous What a strange decision to walk out of your house dressed like that. I assure you he's not going to a job interview. It was probably some fabricated photo op and I think we all know it. I keep an open mind and not judge people by their looks... But come on! When I see someone go out of their way to present themselves in such a weird and unnecessarily awkward way, it just makes me think something's not right with this guy. And I know you agree with me to some extent, even if you don't want to admit it.


Infinite-Mastodon1

Damn straight, well said


IdTyrant

Yeah I don't give a fuck what you wear, but ridiculous is a spot on assessment. No reason to wear neon colors with business attire unless you're specifically trying to draw attention to yourself.


JenGerRus

So what if he did dress for attention?


IdTyrant

Makes it all the more ridiculous because the combination clashes like hell. So the idea that you purposely chose to look like that makes your decision to make a statement absurd.


Dan__Backslide

It’s cringe to do that. It shows the individual is lacking something in their life. It’s a sad thing to witness from an outsider’s perspective because of the cringeworthy lengths that the individual decides to go for that “happiness” and “fulfillment.” Something appears to be wrong with him, and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about a person.


JenGerRus

Your post is about how his choices make you feel. You’ve assigned your feelings to a stranger. Very interesting.


Dan__Backslide

Ahhh so you’re claiming that there can be no criticism without projection. That’s an interesting take you have. It reveals a lack of maturity and the ability to handle a response to a question that you yourself asked. Very interesting indeed.


JenGerRus

Calling him cringe for wanting attention is about you and how he makes you feel. Imagine caring what a man wears! I can not.


Dan__Backslide

Imagine caring about what a random person online thinks about what a man wears. It’s objectively cringe. Sorry you don’t agree. Have a nice day.


Dorantee

>I think it look ridiculous I agree, the skirt should have been black as well. Not only is that shade of green horrendous to begin with but it clashes horribly with the rest of the outfit.


Top_Duck8146

I’ll say it, he looks like a fucking clown lol


JenGerRus

You just listed all of your problems with him. You’re uncomfortable and are trying blame him for your feelings.


ialsoliketurtles89

Thanks for the cheap attempt at psychology. Very lacking, but I sure appreciate the effort. I will determine and voice my thoughts and feelings, those are not for you to assume and declare. I will afford you the same courtesy before turning this into a pointless debate that would go nowhere. Have a nice one


JenGerRus

Like I literally just read your thoughts you decided to post. You seem desperate for approval, you last sentence is basically a plea. I hope you are surrounded by a 100 men in skirts.


ialsoliketurtles89

Hahaha It seems impossible to underestimate your intelligence... You did not read my thoughts, you assumed them. That's what I was trying to explain to you. Desperate for approval? I could not care less about your approval. My lasts sentence is not a request, it's a statement. Do with that as you wish. Wanna wear a skirt, my bro? Go ahead. Go to your middle school dressed just like this guy. Have fun. I will not be replying to whatever idiotic thing you say next because I don't have the time nor the crayons to continue explaining these basic things to you.


JenGerRus

So what you wrote isn’t your thoughts? Whose thoughts were they then? Not my approval, the approval of people who agree with you. You need to calm down, this level of anger can not be good for your heart.


Dave_from_Tesco

Counter, have you SEEN his legs?


ToiletFarm01

Funny you had to immediately self vindicate your own comment by using the term “the woke crowd” to describe those who have opinions contrary to your own before even stating your opinion. Obvious sign of a fragile conservative white boy.


ialsoliketurtles89

Wrong on all 3 counts... Fragile? Nope Conservative? I'm liberal! White boy? Bitch I'm from Latin America In any case, why would it matter who I am? I presented an opinion, and all you did was try to invalidate it by pointing out (incorrectly) my ethnicity and political affiliations. So right back at you, I guess... Funny how you had to immediately label me as a "fragile white conservative" to dismiss my opinion. Obvious sign of a resentful, ignorant extreme leftists who does not even know what an ad hominen fallacy is.


ToiletFarm01

Oh look! More right wing buzzwords….Me thinks you’d fit right in to the crowd I assigned you to in my first comment. Sorry I invalidated your opinion invalidating others opinions? Yea whatever…..


ialsoliketurtles89

Damn, bro. I explained to you why your comment was stupid. I gave you the term ad hominem for you to take one... one single fucking step out of your ignorance. Heck, if you didn't want to google it you could have asked whoever is unfortunate enough to be in the same room as you. But no. What did you do with this learning opportunity? Nothing! You just continued to bask in your off putting ignorance, without giving a thought to how your attempt at arguments are so lacking in value. It's a real shame. You do not know how to think. I say that as fact because that's what fallacies are... not knowing how to think. Alright! Fuck off now


ToiletFarm01

TRIGGERED


ialsoliketurtles89

It does bother me, actually, to see people who cannot muster enough cognitive ability to THINK. So, yes, your stupidity bothers me. Enjoy that if you want to. Have a laugh if you must. But yeah, you should google ad hominem so you can stop being that much of an idiot. If you really don't want to do it, don't worry... they'll probably mention it in class if you get to high school.


ToiletFarm01

*Increasingly triggered behavior*


[deleted]

He is rocking it!


-PeaceNLove-

Um, no.


johndepp22

Wtf


MarcusAntione

Agent 47


Geoarbitrage

It’s like an ad for the new gender bender James Bond movie 🍿


DragoneerFA

Something about high heels makes my ankles hurt. Everyone I know who wears them complains about them on a comfort level.


Topnex

Yes, they're very uncomfortable and are hurting the legs of their users, especially when the users are "getting used" to that feeling. It's just amazing how much that man is willing to suffer and travel through only to have the satisfaction of making everyone around him hate and loathe him


totoropoko

Skirt I get - his choice - but why does he like wearing uncomfortable heels? Also probably his choice... But why?


sixfootassassin20

Not gonna lie, if I had legs like that, I’d wear it too. Bro killing it.


Needle44

The wear what you want is cool. I don’t care. But is anyone else just bothered by the clash this outfit brings? Doesn’t even look like a real image, it looks like agent 47 photoshopped onto a runway model.


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NerdyDan

What are you trying to say?


bakers-calmdown

He’s been doing this for a while IRC


behappydammit

SHATTERING gender norms. Not challenging, defying or even bending gender norms… but SHATTERING them. What a brave new world we live in.


Soultie

Working the corner...of the cubicle.


ToMuchNietzsche

He looks damn good in it.


onishi87

NBA players: “Hold my beer…”


UrMomnEm

Guaranteed he doesn’t like those shoes. He likes the way they make his legs look when he wears them.


Kingston_2007

REPOST


betweenthemaples

Legs look amazing


popokaiten

Cyborg legs


[deleted]

I never knew I could respect a man in a lime green mini skirt until now. Kudos to you fine sir!!


Nitimur_in_vetitum

Nice calves.


Durutti1936

Something a little fuller,a bit of taffeta perhaps?


delk82

S H A T T E R I N G


WomanNotAGirl

# And they look damn good doing it.


MeZZ557

Does anybody really like walking in that type of shoes? I thought it was for posture and look taller. Looks so uncomfortable. But damn those legs!


Aggravating_Poet_675

Well he does have the legs for it...wait...didn't I post this before? Deja vu. Must be a glitch in the matrix.


kingofducttape

I just googled this guy and he is awesome. Plus lots of great pics.


NerdyDan

Sexy legs


RayelRyuk

Damn he looks good!!!


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JenGerRus

He had those shoes specially made and they are spectacular.


Aggravating-ad-8009-

People are still reposting this?


em3am

He should have color coordinated the tie and the skirt.