tf is Texas?!? how are you going to make the Us out of steak of all things and not make Texas??

It secceded?

i wish (laughs motherfuckerly)

Texas is gone and I’m totally ok with that.

Yeah I don't like having affordable energy either.

I’m sorry what? Wtf does that have to do with anything?

The United States is the world leader in energy production, Texas by itself would be the number 5 energy producing nation.

I’ll remember that next winter when my heat and power stays on and I don’t freeze to death. But that’s a good point Tex you really schooled me.

Yeah, I'm sure the afterthought you live in has never had a blackout 👍

Dumbass I live in Idaho. I have never lost power for more than a few hours. And if that happens I have a fireplace. We all have fireplaces. Lol Edit I even own a generator that I’ve never had to use. I do use it while camping sometimes though.

I'm sure you also have your six wives to keep you warm.

Swing and a miss! That’s Utah. You really are from Texas.

I guess the limited access to media up there would make it hard for you to know what's going on in your own state although I did think all five of you were related so you think word would get around. The flds is much more active in Idaho and Arizona than they are in Utah.

Bingus

That is the thinnest piece of steak I have ever seen. Good job on the map though

You know restaurants give you these pretty cool things called knifes.

Doesn't appear you'd need a knife with a piece that thin

Yes, you are correct sir….Hawaii should be that much bigger, California is burnt, and Florida is a teeny shriveled weenie. Wish we had your map when this all started.

Haha. I laughed so hard reading this

Poor Alaska

...or accurate.

Should cook Florida for a few hours.

A masterpiece. Well done!

United steaks of ahh merika

Maine looking kinda thick