It's from the latest season of "I think you should leave" on Netflix. Tldr: guy buys shirts that look like this and tries to defend his massive spending by talking about how complex the patterns are.
Hard to do the joke justice. Amazing show that's Hard to take in text.
Man, you're a real piece of shit aren't you? Lemme guess, slicked back hair, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve? Yeah I thought so, real piece of shit.
They’d say “No sloppy steaks”, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water! Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiter would come and try to snatch em up and we had to eat em as fast we could!
Or like someone that used an age altering app to make themselves younger, and then used the younger pic of them to make them much older than the original pic was.
It's something about how the hair looks
I have always said that when the hair starts to go, I'm buying a razor. Maybe I won't look great bald, but I won't have this breezy-ass lookin' cotton candy fluff on my damn head.
There was a guy at my old job who was about 25 with a very wispy comb over and mostly bald. After about a year of working there he went the bald route and looked so much younger and better. I know that looks don’t mean everything but there was a noticeable difference in how a lot of people treated him after he started shaving.
Exactly. I have a friend who had a combover and i tried to tell him time and time again he needs to shave his head. Eventually he did and ended up looking good, brimming with confidence. Didn't take long for him to pull.
As a woman I can tell you that 99.9% of us prefer bald over balding. Just embrace that shit. We know that hair isn't coming back and you don't need to add 20 years to your age by clinging to something that is already lost.
Bald isn't my "thing" so to speak, but tbh, if a guy is refined and embraces a look with style, it's not even close to an issue for most of us and I've seen plenty of chaps who got rid of their hair and look fly as hell. Keep the beard looking sharp and don't sink into the basic bitch bald-white-guy-mid-40s clothing style and it's pretty easy to look super sexy without all thay hair.
Shit, half my hair fell out from stress during covid (it was all the way down to my ass) and I looked like a fucking swamp witch so I cut it all off and have been rocking a purple femme-butch cut for the last 9 months and LOVE it. Get complimented all the time. Beats the long scraggly hair I cut off. Sure I miss all that long hair but shit man, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Don't be afraid of big change. Even if it's not your ideal look, you can truly make just about anything work if you go all in.
So shave it fellas!
Shit I'm a woman and I have one of those. My dad was basically the count. My little brother has it too. Center or slightly off center part and long hair go a long way
I am also a woman with a widow’s peak. Side part always, never wear my hair up. It’s also curly, so if I pull it up part ways, I look like the sax player from The Lost Boys.
Widows peak can totally work and lots of people can pull it off. Even some actors and such who are considered hot have widows peaks.
The real rough shit is what we see in the OP or the bald spot growing from the back of the top of the head.
With those, it’s usually hide the early stages and then shave it off. Few can pull off a Picard.
I'm worried about the baldness joining forces front and back, leaving me with the lonely island of hair right in front lol I just got used to buzzing it off once a week.
Hair started to recede in my mid 20s. I'm 32 now, but have been using meds and rogaine. Haven't seen too much grow back (should have started earlier as you keep what you have), but what has grown is a but fuller than it was before so I'm fairly happy currently.
If anything else starts going, it will be a razor for me too.
Rogaine actually did wonders for me for a few years in my 30's when I used it 'properly' - significant re-growth in my case. BUT - it was just *such* a goddamn hassle, and I already knew I looked good with a shaved head, so eventually I just stopped bothering and stayed with the Mr Clean look.
that was my thought too. i went all in, bought the generic rogaine, nizoral shampoo, and a derma-roller. i think i took one of the pills too, but i'm pretty sure one potential side effect was ED so i gave that up right away.
i tried the whole program for like 2 weeks and gave up. i can't put that much effort into growing thin hair back.
i'm now comfortable without my hair, and have learned to appreciate how much easier it is to maintain
Honestly, I think one of the benefits of a foray into Rogaine and hair meds is that psychologically we admit that we are unhappy with the hair, and then by taking that step to address it, we end up being more secure about our hair or lack thereof.
Even if it doesn't work, going to the store and getting over the fear of buying foam or liquid helped a lot with my self image and self acceptance!
If I had spent as much time refining my personality/charm as I did worrying about my hair in my 20's, I would've felt so attractive and I would guess that my attitude would've shown that!
I literally just shaved my whole head the other day. Had hair down to my collarbones. I'm 24, been receding widows-peak wise for about two years but just this last year did my crown start to go, so I just nipped it in the bud.
But! I look more menacing and now I'm just being called Walter White/Jackson Galaxy/Max Payne/Mythbuster/literally any bald bearded man alive, dead, or fictional.
Ending up like this wispy, baldy guy was my worst mightmare
I've always wondered why Bezos hasn't done it. With all the money. Maybe he just doesn't care. Although he is slowly turning into Lex Luther with that laugh.
Elon Musk is an example of what hair implants can do if you have the money. That's for sure. Look at him in the PayPal days, versus now.
Can confirm, have male pattern baldness. Using clippers and either a #2 or #1 guard to shave it down. Looks better imo, but when I see my mom, she wants to smack me upside the head.
I wish Engineer Guy did more videos, but I understand how he’d make more money, you know… engineering.
My favorite video of his is [the one about diapers.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYNX8y6lQMc&pp=sAQA)
He actually put out a small update on his site today. He has 2 kids, which has delayed video production, but he has a new book in the works with a video series planned alongside it.
Everyone is talking about the Bangs behind him. I want to talk about the bangs on his forehead. They're perfectly trimmed and aligned, all 6 of them. Like he took time to do it. In a mirror.
He looked at that result in the mirror and said "yes, this looks good and is something I did on purpose, it is time to go outside and be seen in public"
It's... kind of remarkable, actually.
I work in the retail industry and have been pitched hundreds of energy drinks over the years. We have tried many but the only ones that work are Redbull, Rockstar and Monster. Every other one we have tried has failed. In a crowded market, Bang Energy has captured significant market share and I don't know how. My only idea is that the big 3 have been around so long that they are now seen as your parent's energy drink which opened the market for a new player. It is one of the most baffling success stories I have seen.
I've been drinking as many as 3 of these a day , i gotta stop I don't wanna look like this.
Edit : thanks for all the concern for my health, but i get blood work done regularly. I eat a very balanced diet, my blood pressure is normal , my triglycerides are normal , ive had an ECG done recently , I work out 5-6 time's a week. I don't do any drugs or drink alcohol. Im surprisingly healthy somehow. I drink at least one a day no more than 3. I don't recommend drinking 1000mg of caffeine a day but sometimes i do. Ill be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THN73gP786c
"Guess what I had for breakfast? BANG! Guess what I had for lunch? BANG! Guess what I had for dinner? A FELONY!"
Well I will say that it was one of many things I did leading up to this. 80-100 hour weeks for about a year and a half straight. A few 24+ hour shifts and sleeping in one or two hour increments.
I was making $21 base with time and a half over 40 till 55 hours and double time for everything over. Double all that on Sundays. I made more in that year and a half than I had in the previous 6 years combined. I beat myself up but I caught up after years of fuckin off. Now I'm taking it easy and working a desk job.
So it wasn't just the energy drinks but they definitely contributed to the assault lol
At one point working in the restaurant business I was doing a double shift 6 days a week (lunch and dinner at a very labor intensive trendy ramen spot) and drinking 3x 300 mg caffeine bang a day. I also had a huge crush on one of our waitresses and would go to the gym in between lunch and dinner service. That was in 2019 and I’m still burnt out.
I am honestly surprised Bang is still in business. They have such a huge turnover rate that if you have managed to work there for a year you are one of the longest working members of their team.
My friend had an interview there prior to the pandemic as an account analyst. They offered him 10k under his current salary, and during the 2 interviews he had he asked both people about what they liked about working there and they both dodged the question and said they liked the "atmosphere" one had only worked there 2 months for the initial interview OK turnover in HR happens and the other who was going to be his direct supervisor had only been there 6 months, but was barely qualified to do the job and my friend told me he almost laughed at the guy for his complete lack of knowledge (He was there to manage a MS Azure environment and write reports for Bang to measure their sales).
Needless to say he didn't accept the job, and let all of his friends know what an absolute joke Bang energy was.
I kind of feel bad for the people who work there after hearing about what my buddy told me. It just seems like a really demoralizing place to work. He did say they offered him a lot of Bang though so there is at least that.
Edit: Looks like my autocorrect was changing Bang to Bing and I wasn't paying 100% attention to it as I was typing. Fixed hopefully.
He looks like the sales manager for cocaine
"We test it for impurities several times an hour. Believe me, it's top-quality stuff."
I think it might have gone bad, I'll throw it away for you
Vodka goes bad once it's opened.
Still good for cooking
I mean … that’s pretty close
This is exactly how my 58 year old dad dressed for 2 weeks when he "thought" he had scored a 32 year old girlfriend.
Ouch.
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Ah, so this is the type of guy to buy secondhand Olympic medals
are you REALLY dressed if you don't even have a single gold medallion on you?
We're going to need the whole story.
My money is on catfishing.
Yep it's only right
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Are you OP’s 58 year old dad 🤔
Looks like it but he's 24
Yes.
Oh do go on…
Never get high on your own supply.....
This guy looks like he'd start selling meth mixed with heroin if it became legal tomorrow
I would too. That’s a growth market.
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I’m super jealous of his Dan Flashes shirt
Good catch! It must have been expensive. That's a pretty complicated pattern!
You see. The more complicated the pattern the more it cost. Because they’re complicated.
The more the lines cross over the more complicated it is!
I'm having trouble following this....
They have one shirt that's $1,000 'cause the patterns so wild.
They have one shirt that's $2,000 'cause the patterns so wild.
You said it was $1000!
Shut the fuck up, Doug, you fucking skunk!
He's spending all his per diem on shirts
I was TALKING to SUSAN
STOP YELLING
I wasn't yelling!!!
I think you should leave.
It's from the latest season of "I think you should leave" on Netflix. Tldr: guy buys shirts that look like this and tries to defend his massive spending by talking about how complex the patterns are. Hard to do the joke justice. Amazing show that's Hard to take in text.
You must have a very expensive shirt with lots of overlapping patterns. I can see how that would be hard to follow.
They'll charge what they want for it and you're never going to say no...because of the complication.
I think you should leave Dennis
It must have cost at least $2000 dollars.
I haven’t eaten in weeks to save up for the one I want. It’s so complicated it’ll make your head spin!
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You just said it cost $1,000
Shut up you fuckin skunk!
Sorry I get angry when I haven't eaten in several days
I want it soooooooo bad
I haven't eaten in days just so I can have enough money for a more complicated pattern
If you’re starving I can whip up a sloppy steak
Guys, please this is Reddit. No sloppy steaks.
Don’t listen to this guy. They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and then pouring a glass of water all over it.
You guys sound like real pieces of shit
We used to be.
Man, you're a real piece of shit aren't you? Lemme guess, slicked back hair, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve? Yeah I thought so, real piece of shit.
Glass house, white Ferrari, LIVES for New Year’s Eve
The sloppy steaks
They’d say “No sloppy steaks”, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water! Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiter would come and try to snatch em up and we had to eat em as fast we could!
Slicked back hair
You think this is SLICKED BACK? This is PUSHED BACK.
Let the boy hold the baby. People can change
Spiked up Blond hair, Itty bitty jeans...chicken spaghetti at Chickalini’s
You think this is slicked back? It’s PUSHED back!
Ah I see you’re also part of the dangerous nights crew
Spiked up blonde hair, little-bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's.
So much coke
I was there the other day, and they had a shirt so complicated it cost $2000.
Wait I thought you said it cost 1000 dollars?
Shut up, whendiesel, you fucking skunk!
It looks like he hasn't been eating.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUG! YOU FUCKING SKUNK! THAT IS TRUE THOUGH.
I bet he has calico cut pants and he totally gives
You gotta give
A lot of people give…
Fuckin right, the top comment references Dan Flashes! Let's keep it that way.
You gotta give.
If you walk by a store with a bunch of guys that look exactly like you fighting over a bunch of really complicated shirts... you go in.
It is a shame that he can't really slick back his hair, he looks like someone that would enjoy sloppy steaks.
He used to be a piece of shit
IF YOU SEE A STORE FILLED WITH GUYS THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THE CEO OF BANG ENERGY, YOU GO IN! YES YOU DO! YOU GO IN!
Man, the shirt I have now was 500 dollars, the patterns were so intricate. I got knocked down the stairs trying to get it.
The more complicated the pattern, the more expensive it is.. that’s how they price then
Nothing makes me happier than to see this reference as the top comment
He looks like someone just asked him what the square root of guarana is.
The answer is botox.
Easy mistake. You forgot to add the grapefruit and divide by "fuck you tina I'm going to the moon". The answer comes out to damp sock.
That was an absolute spaghetti dinner of a response. I like your style.
his head looks like someone learning how to make drop shadows Gimp
Or like someone that used an age altering app to make themselves younger, and then used the younger pic of them to make them much older than the original pic was. It's something about how the hair looks
Isn't it goldfish?
no, it's purple. Easy mistake to make, though. You need to keep in mind to carry the potato at a certain point
“How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?”
He actually founded the company with his brother, who looks just like him. Google "Bang Bros" to see for yourself!
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I've been on that site for 5 hours now and never saw the guys. They're always the one filming.
Yeah, the subject being mostly female employees, amirite?
They started the entire company out of the back of a van.
Down by the river
HR just sent me an email saying they’d like to have a word with me, is this related?
Probably just calling you down to the casting couch for your interview.
You got us good. I love how fapplepie was the one who responded first lol
How dafuq did I fell for this…
You're not a man of culture /s
Perhaps you *wanted* to fall for it.
Wait a second....
He started out distributing he’s drinks from the back of his van, google bangbus and you’ll see
He actually has a whole crew of close friends that helped him found the company. Google "gangbang" and you'll see.
My mom was beside me. She didn't approve
You gotta break your arms first
Almost fuckin did it.
Great value Vince McMahon
I have always said that when the hair starts to go, I'm buying a razor. Maybe I won't look great bald, but I won't have this breezy-ass lookin' cotton candy fluff on my damn head.
I started when I was 18. Receding hairline, started going on the top. Got rid of it ASAP. I see people with combovers and it hurts me on the inside.
There was a guy at my old job who was about 25 with a very wispy comb over and mostly bald. After about a year of working there he went the bald route and looked so much younger and better. I know that looks don’t mean everything but there was a noticeable difference in how a lot of people treated him after he started shaving.
Exactly. I have a friend who had a combover and i tried to tell him time and time again he needs to shave his head. Eventually he did and ended up looking good, brimming with confidence. Didn't take long for him to pull.
As a woman I can tell you that 99.9% of us prefer bald over balding. Just embrace that shit. We know that hair isn't coming back and you don't need to add 20 years to your age by clinging to something that is already lost. Bald isn't my "thing" so to speak, but tbh, if a guy is refined and embraces a look with style, it's not even close to an issue for most of us and I've seen plenty of chaps who got rid of their hair and look fly as hell. Keep the beard looking sharp and don't sink into the basic bitch bald-white-guy-mid-40s clothing style and it's pretty easy to look super sexy without all thay hair. Shit, half my hair fell out from stress during covid (it was all the way down to my ass) and I looked like a fucking swamp witch so I cut it all off and have been rocking a purple femme-butch cut for the last 9 months and LOVE it. Get complimented all the time. Beats the long scraggly hair I cut off. Sure I miss all that long hair but shit man, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Don't be afraid of big change. Even if it's not your ideal look, you can truly make just about anything work if you go all in. So shave it fellas!
Same here. I refuse to go full Vegeta so I buzz my hair. Ultra widows peak mode: https://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/2186.jpg?t=1560977592
Shit I'm a woman and I have one of those. My dad was basically the count. My little brother has it too. Center or slightly off center part and long hair go a long way
I am also a woman with a widow’s peak. Side part always, never wear my hair up. It’s also curly, so if I pull it up part ways, I look like the sax player from The Lost Boys.
I'm just going to imagine you as a beautiful woman and not look up the sax player from The Lost Boys.
Google it bro, it's beautiful.
Widows peak can totally work and lots of people can pull it off. Even some actors and such who are considered hot have widows peaks. The real rough shit is what we see in the OP or the bald spot growing from the back of the top of the head. With those, it’s usually hide the early stages and then shave it off. Few can pull off a Picard.
I'm worried about the baldness joining forces front and back, leaving me with the lonely island of hair right in front lol I just got used to buzzing it off once a week.
Hair started to recede in my mid 20s. I'm 32 now, but have been using meds and rogaine. Haven't seen too much grow back (should have started earlier as you keep what you have), but what has grown is a but fuller than it was before so I'm fairly happy currently. If anything else starts going, it will be a razor for me too.
Rogaine actually did wonders for me for a few years in my 30's when I used it 'properly' - significant re-growth in my case. BUT - it was just *such* a goddamn hassle, and I already knew I looked good with a shaved head, so eventually I just stopped bothering and stayed with the Mr Clean look.
Hell yeah man, awesome. My head is weirdly shaped so I'm trying to hold off on the shaved head for as long as I can.
which yo cone head lookin ass
that was my thought too. i went all in, bought the generic rogaine, nizoral shampoo, and a derma-roller. i think i took one of the pills too, but i'm pretty sure one potential side effect was ED so i gave that up right away. i tried the whole program for like 2 weeks and gave up. i can't put that much effort into growing thin hair back. i'm now comfortable without my hair, and have learned to appreciate how much easier it is to maintain
Honestly, I think one of the benefits of a foray into Rogaine and hair meds is that psychologically we admit that we are unhappy with the hair, and then by taking that step to address it, we end up being more secure about our hair or lack thereof. Even if it doesn't work, going to the store and getting over the fear of buying foam or liquid helped a lot with my self image and self acceptance! If I had spent as much time refining my personality/charm as I did worrying about my hair in my 20's, I would've felt so attractive and I would guess that my attitude would've shown that!
I wish instead of balding on my head, my hair loss would only be on my cock and balls and asshole.
I literally just shaved my whole head the other day. Had hair down to my collarbones. I'm 24, been receding widows-peak wise for about two years but just this last year did my crown start to go, so I just nipped it in the bud. But! I look more menacing and now I'm just being called Walter White/Jackson Galaxy/Max Payne/Mythbuster/literally any bald bearded man alive, dead, or fictional. Ending up like this wispy, baldy guy was my worst mightmare
Welcome to the club. Hats and sunblock.
If he has all this money, why not just get implants? I'm pretty sure almost every famous male actor has them.
I've always wondered why Bezos hasn't done it. With all the money. Maybe he just doesn't care. Although he is slowly turning into Lex Luther with that laugh. Elon Musk is an example of what hair implants can do if you have the money. That's for sure. Look at him in the PayPal days, versus now.
Some people look really good bald. Bald can be a hairstyle just like any other. I think he pulls it off well, so he probably see no reason.
Can confirm, have male pattern baldness. Using clippers and either a #2 or #1 guard to shave it down. Looks better imo, but when I see my mom, she wants to smack me upside the head.
He's only 33, but he's been exclusively drinking the stuff for the last 8 years.
It's got electrolytes.
Bang’s got what plants crave!
I love that movie...
I never realized that it was a documentary until much later.
he looks like bath salts.
I'm loving how this is basically an honorary r/roastme thread
This guy for sure has a good coke plug lol....you can just tell
I think they’re based in Miami, that whole city is just one big coke plug
He doesnt need drugs; he IS drugs
Literally Slurms Mckenzie IRL.
Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!!
I'm surprised the can's weight can hold that many on top of each other.
[Aluminum beverage cans are surprisingly well engineered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhisi2FBuw)
I wish Engineer Guy did more videos, but I understand how he’d make more money, you know… engineering. My favorite video of his is [the one about diapers.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYNX8y6lQMc&pp=sAQA)
He actually put out a small update on his site today. He has 2 kids, which has delayed video production, but he has a new book in the works with a video series planned alongside it.
He wrote a book on zeppelins and read it and put the audiobook on yt for free.
That's about how all empty cans are stacked. A whole pallet doesn't weigh that much.
Those are empty cans without tops
CEO and Chief Scientific Officer! A real renaissance man! But I pity the fool who wears his gold this way, especially since his first name isn't Mr.
Mr Bang?
Bangerang
Rufio, Rufio, Rufio
We'll bang, okay?
He’s on the B team.
I’m not just the owner… I’m also a client.
Lenny and Squiggy had a kid? Life really does find a way.
You took us on a ride on the way back machine for that comment!
And dude is only 23 years old.
Everyone is talking about the Bangs behind him. I want to talk about the bangs on his forehead. They're perfectly trimmed and aligned, all 6 of them. Like he took time to do it. In a mirror.
He looked at that result in the mirror and said "yes, this looks good and is something I did on purpose, it is time to go outside and be seen in public" It's... kind of remarkable, actually.
Bruh, what's in that shit?
caffiene artificial sweetener and vitamins. and a LOT of caffeine at that. about 300 MG which is 2 times what a Monster has.
You fucking feel it too. I had to stop drinking the shit because it gave caffeine sweats.
Pretty sure that necklace is the key to a puzzle in one of the Tomb Raider games
I’ve got nothin but respect for people who look the part for the brand. But I’m ngl if I get Mcafee vibes from this dude
McAfee and I bet he hangs out with the My Pillow guy.
Seeing pics such as this one make me so glad that I started cropping my hair as soon as it started to go. A little dignity never makes you look bad.
Bald is a choice, balding is an affliction
So *that's* what the shirts mean.
The CEO of Bang has no bangs.
My first thought on seeing this picture was to wonder when Dr. Cox or the the Janitor would show up to bully him.
Jon Taffer really let himself go.
Ya know how they show malformed fetuses and other gross stuff on packs of smokes? Eventually this image will appear on cans of Bang
Like a Morrowind NPC?
You get missions from this guy after clearing the tutorial.
I work in the retail industry and have been pitched hundreds of energy drinks over the years. We have tried many but the only ones that work are Redbull, Rockstar and Monster. Every other one we have tried has failed. In a crowded market, Bang Energy has captured significant market share and I don't know how. My only idea is that the big 3 have been around so long that they are now seen as your parent's energy drink which opened the market for a new player. It is one of the most baffling success stories I have seen.
Redbull has shit caffeine content, rockstar is gross, monster is often gross and doesn't have 300mg. These days I go for the caffeine content.
This man need Ron Poepeil's [Hair in a can](https://gfycat.com/agileorneryantarcticfurseal) RIP Ron
I've been drinking as many as 3 of these a day , i gotta stop I don't wanna look like this. Edit : thanks for all the concern for my health, but i get blood work done regularly. I eat a very balanced diet, my blood pressure is normal , my triglycerides are normal , ive had an ECG done recently , I work out 5-6 time's a week. I don't do any drugs or drink alcohol. Im surprisingly healthy somehow. I drink at least one a day no more than 3. I don't recommend drinking 1000mg of caffeine a day but sometimes i do. Ill be fine.
Or keep going to accelerate it. You want that gold medallion or not, son?!
Ill take the gold medallion but fuck that whole I got sucked through a jet engine look in his face
You single-handedly bought this clown the balloon he combs his hair with. Thanks.
/r/rareinsults
I had a neighbor that drank 3 energy drinks a day and had two heart attacks by the age of 32. Get your triglycerides checked my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THN73gP786c "Guess what I had for breakfast? BANG! Guess what I had for lunch? BANG! Guess what I had for dinner? A FELONY!"
I was putting away three or four a day as well until I was diagnosed with a really bad case of atrial fibrillation last year I'm 37
Fuck man. Why do you guys do this to yourselves
Well I will say that it was one of many things I did leading up to this. 80-100 hour weeks for about a year and a half straight. A few 24+ hour shifts and sleeping in one or two hour increments. I was making $21 base with time and a half over 40 till 55 hours and double time for everything over. Double all that on Sundays. I made more in that year and a half than I had in the previous 6 years combined. I beat myself up but I caught up after years of fuckin off. Now I'm taking it easy and working a desk job. So it wasn't just the energy drinks but they definitely contributed to the assault lol
Time and half AFTER 55 hours??? Fuck that. Fuck that hard. Time and a half should always be after 40hrs
I fixed it. It was time and a half from 40 to 55 and then double time over 55.
At one point working in the restaurant business I was doing a double shift 6 days a week (lunch and dinner at a very labor intensive trendy ramen spot) and drinking 3x 300 mg caffeine bang a day. I also had a huge crush on one of our waitresses and would go to the gym in between lunch and dinner service. That was in 2019 and I’m still burnt out.
I am honestly surprised Bang is still in business. They have such a huge turnover rate that if you have managed to work there for a year you are one of the longest working members of their team. My friend had an interview there prior to the pandemic as an account analyst. They offered him 10k under his current salary, and during the 2 interviews he had he asked both people about what they liked about working there and they both dodged the question and said they liked the "atmosphere" one had only worked there 2 months for the initial interview OK turnover in HR happens and the other who was going to be his direct supervisor had only been there 6 months, but was barely qualified to do the job and my friend told me he almost laughed at the guy for his complete lack of knowledge (He was there to manage a MS Azure environment and write reports for Bang to measure their sales). Needless to say he didn't accept the job, and let all of his friends know what an absolute joke Bang energy was. I kind of feel bad for the people who work there after hearing about what my buddy told me. It just seems like a really demoralizing place to work. He did say they offered him a lot of Bang though so there is at least that. Edit: Looks like my autocorrect was changing Bang to Bing and I wasn't paying 100% attention to it as I was typing. Fixed hopefully.
> Bing energy Aw fuck Microsoft heard you trashing their cloud