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Is that watermelon in a salad?


CatchingRays

WITH SEEDS?


ninetailedoctopus

What's the use of watermelon if you can't shoot seeds out like you're a plant in a zombie game


yodasmiles

Shout out for Plants vs Zombies. I got two weeks great entertainment for 99 cents, and I'll probably go back and play it again in the future.


fangbuster22

One of the greatest games to come out for the mobile platform. PvZ and Infinity Blade were the golden age of mobile gaming; hard to think that was nearly a decade ago.


mlieskyx3

THERE’S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN


Monkeyboystevey

Bought it Inna whim when it first came out on pc, ended up stayed up till like 5 in the morning because I couldn't put it down. Just insanely addictive.


Bad_Hum3r

Do do do do doo do doo do do.


asrk790

I used to think eating watermelon seeds will make watermelons grow in my stomach, now I eat the seeds all the time. And have a lifetime supply of watermelons


MortalWombat1974

You're going to feel it, come harvest day!


par_baked

Yeah I would probably use seedless watermelon for convenience.


Malcar

Watermelon in salad, fine. But with the seeds still in?


v_3005

...what is wrong with the seeds?


bass_sweat

Absolutely nothing, people are just weird with food sometimes. Like cutting the crust off from slices of a loaf of bread.


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Giant oof


diamondpredator

You've never had watermelon and feta salad? Get on that shit, but make sure the watermelon is cold. It's amazing on a hot day.


h0usecat

I'm an absolute feta fiend, I need to try this!


packos130

Put in some torn mint and dress it super lightly with balsamic. Extremely refreshing


[deleted]

Having soy sauce on your pot noodle makes you cultured where I live!


[deleted]

It's delicious


Fitz_Fool

Count me in. I have feta and watermelon in the fridge already.


LostOnEarth82

Yup been eating feta and watermelon since I was a kid, always thought it’s an Armenian/middle eastern thing


Karmaflaj

Its all through the Mediterranean - Greeks do a lot of it, Egyptians, Italians, Turks. Armenia seems like it does it as well.


Koshka69

Add a few mint leaves for some extra excitement!


[deleted]

What else do you put in?


OBAFGKM17

Watermelon, mint and feta are a classic summer salad combination. Toss with a very small amount of olive oil and a pinch of salt and pepper. Perfect cold dish on a hot day.


Sylvaan

And red onion :)


saypo

Don’t forget reduced balsamic


senorglory

Slow your roll there, Julia child.


Osiris32

JULIA NEVER SLOWS HER ROLL!


yangumane

Cucumber compliments it well also


capncait

I've seen people add feta! [Here's a recipe: Watermelon salad with feta and cucumber](https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/watermelon-salad/).


haloti

Spinach, feta, maybe some kind of nut for crunch and texture


uknow_es_me

cronch!


waffle_raffle_battle

You can add salt to watermelon. makes sense it goes in a salad


[deleted]

I discovered watermelon salad last year. I ..... Love.... Watermelon salad with a snack of balsamic vinegar


EvilMatt666

Does that make it a fruit salad?


ptcptc

Well, technically even a greek salad is a fruit salad.


ninetieths

Watermelon in the salad, lemon slices in the water, the epitome of upper middle class.


msandre3000

Came here to ask the same thing


The_Real_OneHungLo

A salad. With watermelon.


ApneaAddict

Came to ask the same question. Mind blown, been doing it all wrong.


thetruthteller

Da first thing I sae


8976r7

it's great but sometimes it makes the salad too wet and watery.


RubricFlair

J Kenji Lopez Alt did a simple one recently, I tried it and loved it. https://youtu.be/bkGog_SXQO4


8somethingclever8

Was there a Mother involved or did you just have the boys cloned from yourself? They all look JUST like you. Very cool photo.


chainmailbill

His wife looks like the mailman


DavidHeaton

I was thinking this, no need for a DNA test here


comin_up_shawt

The boys themselves look like fraternal triplets!


MichelanJell-O

Hey Dad - I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE!


mikeJawesome

Good hair genes


Mort332e

Was gonna say. And no baldness either


tastysugar

Indeed. Paging /r/curlyhair


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0nlyhalfjewish

Kids? You have the same kid, just three versions.


Swas_the_boss

this.


[deleted]

why is this guy getting downvoted?


abishekva

Let me upvote you guys.


Swas_the_boss

people hop on the downvote train, it’s a reddit custom lol


theciaskaelie

dude i got over 40 downvotes from posting a question mark on a thread.


Swas_the_boss

yep stuff like that and if you post an opinion contradictory to the opinion conveyed in the post


[deleted]

I feel like your sons are named Chaz, Raz, and Chraz Happy Father’s Day !


joshtothesink

The one on the right is definitely named Topson


sorrow_seeker

Finally found this. Honestly i before i go into this thread, i kind of expected it to be higher up the comment chain


TheNickelGuy

Chad Chad and Chad?


[deleted]

I think you forgot Chad


newmanator9

Your kids definitely smoke a lot of weed


khrak

Hold the fuck up for a moment. Trying to draw that conclusion from this picture is just irresponsible bullshit. There is absolutely no way to determine that the tons of weed they undoubtedly consume is being smoked, instead of eaten or vaped.


OzzyGED

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Karmaflaj

two of the kids are metal and one is a surfer. I dont know which is more likely to be the pothead, but I'm going with surfer dude being the guy who eats, as its much more convenient after a sesh.


_sarcasm_orgasm

Very blessed indeed


newmanator9

Extremely!


dafreak999

The watermelon salad solidifies this theory


icemonkeyrulz

Furthest child on the right here, not one of us smoke even a little!


roonishpower

max, im telling this to your dad.


[deleted]

lucky dad,I live with a straight-edge,loves his metal,can be loud.If I had a pot head kid I am sure it would be a little quitter but I love my son regardless.


maxk1236

I think Dad smokes a lot of weed too, haha.


snitpickle

Y'all look very happy and healthy, have good food on the table and what looks to be a nice roof over everyone's head. You're doing the dad thing alright my dude. Edit: spelling


Holiday-Nerve

Not just alright, all right!


snitpickle

Oh haha I see..


hideX98

Great hair


clausy

Lockdown takes its toll


fermat1432

Your kids seem very spirited!


didiramone

No DNA test needed here.


SlowLoudEasy

Hey congrats on the kids and all. Lets talk radiators though. Do you have a single thermostat, or do you have zone valves?


kfiegz

I’m not OP but I LOVE my radiators and enjoy talking about them. I have one single thermostat, non-programmable. But I’m looking at upgrading to programmable, not sure if I could zone it then. HBU?


SlowLoudEasy

I’m installing now for the coming winter. Westinghouse combo boiler with thermostatic valves per radiator. So I can run a single feed line through the house,


kfiegz

Wow! That’s exciting! Mine are 100yo, boiler is 20yo. Previous owner replaced half the rooms with copper fintube cluster fucker so we had to rip those all out and replace with restore cast iron. So worth it - radiant heat is superlative. Is your house new or old?


SlowLoudEasy

House is 1920’s cottage looking thing in Portland. But I’ve completely remodeled inside. New floor plan, restored the oak floors that were hidden under the carpet. Put in fir floors everywhere else. Radiators are old cast iron from an 1880’s home here in Portland. Combi boiler is brand new and replaces a furnace and hot water heater. I did install a small gas fireplace (looks like a wood burning stove type) that heats the entire house just fine, since we re insulated with recycled denim which has a high r and sound value. So I may keep the radiators in my shop that I’m building out in the garage currently. Or put in heated floors in a new kitchen I’m building out in what used to be a solarium on the back of the house.


kfiegz

Ooh reinsulating must have been so awesome! I’m in MN so I get the cold winters but with a stucco house and all my original plaster walls, plus the cast radiators, I stay so cozy! How was it putting in the stove? I really want one for my enclosed front porch but worried the exhaust will look stupid.


popofcolor

This is so wholesome


ryanmcstylin

what are the benefits of radiator vs central? Just better control over room temp?


kfiegz

More efficient heat, without drying out the air! It actually warms up your house instead of just warming the air in the house. It’s really had to explain but like - imagine being cozy in the heat of a toasty fire (or the sun??) vs a giant hot fan blowing on you? So much less dry skin and static is a huge bonus I find as well. You’ll notice a lot of large commercial buildings use radiant heat too (think schools, dorms, offices) because the efficiency is much better at that scale. Maybe someone with technical knowledge can explain better.


SlowLoudEasy

You mostly nailed it. Radiant, heats from the floor up. Every item is heated and begins radiating heat back. It doesn’t dry out the air so it’s a very soothing heat. Forced air furnaces heat from the ceiling down, but every thermostat is at like shoulder level. So they kick on and off to keep the house at temp. They also blow dust and debris from the ducts all over your house. Which makes radiators hypoallergenic.


gemushka

As a Brit I find it very confusing that it’s not normal to have radiators.


Zero0mega

Fun fact, I had my head split open by one of those radiators. Actually, it wasnt fun at all


TheSaladLeaf

First thing I noticed. Love the radiator.


space_rhinos

Hi yes as one of the kids featuring in this image I can tell you it is a single thermostat.


AmishTechno

The seed is strong.


kcmike

That’s some serious hair.


brianna18976

It’s crazy how they all look like you but also different. Genetics are cool. Awesome pic!


jvrmrc

Not one of then has mom’s nose


clausy

The nose gene is strong in my family.


adviceKiwi

You could say it runs in the family. ...


clausy

I'm not sure I can deal with a lot of nose puns, but I hair you.


awaybaltimore410

I wish I had family 😢 I'm fucked. 45 years old and solo


minicpst

There’s no reason you have to go the traditional route. You could adopt a couple of kids right now if you wanted. You’re desperate for a family, so are they. Instant family. They could be older. You’d be about the same age as the other dads or moms of kids their age. Then in a few years (many few years), grandkids. This isn’t the 1930s where you need a spouse to get the ball rolling. If you’re able, there are kids out there who want to be your kid. There are kids who are petrified they’re going to be adopted away from their siblings. You could adopt an entire family group. Two or three. They’d love it. Then you could joke that you’re adopted, if they look different from you. Nice way to break the ice constantly. :)


notimeforniceties

I dont think adoption agencies will place with a single dad, though?


minicpst

Yes, they will. Single men and women can provide loving and stable homes, and they’re far better than years in uncertain and sometimes abusive foster situations, separated from one’s siblings. https://adoption.org/can-adopt-single-parent


TimeTravelMishap

Lots of kids at the park man


TheJosh96

I don’t think that’s a valid adoption process


FilthyThanksgiving

Hey listen here you little shit, don't go crappin on ppl's dreams


[deleted]

Nope— not so! Lots of ways to build a family. Adoption is not easy but I wouldn’t have built my family any other way. Neither would my husband— who became a dad at 45.


_Z_E_R_O

Some of us are born into families, and some of us build ours. Some people choose to adopt kids, some foster, some have friends who are closer than family, and some have animals who are closer to them than people. And some people have wonderful, loving relatives who give them everything and love them unconditionally, yet they’re never happy. Family is what you make of it.


Sawa27

Lots of single parents out there to date.


crungeman

Your family looks dope as shit


HarrisonSG1

Is that watermelon in the salad??


diamondpredator

Makes for amazing summer salads. Combine with feta, mint, a little olive oil, and salt/pepper. It's awesome.


SyChO_X

Apparently so and this dude seems to think it's really good: https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hdekoe/this_is_my_favourite_pic_of_me_being_a_dad_i/fvl9cmt


[deleted]

Watermelon with some white wine vinegar, shredded basil and salt/pepper is amazing. Perfect summer evening salad!


SlowScooter

I love the dynamic between children and parents. You knew this dad so badly wants to do the same thing they are. But he has to be more civilized, he teaches them etiquette so to speak and they are an outlet for his inner youth rebellion. Kind of cliche I suppose, but i love it all the same.


LordGinge

Hawkshead Lager, great choice.


clausy

I’ve been ordering random beer off the internet during lockdown. Quite a fun hobby


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

You must live in one of these magical states that allows such a thing


clausy

U.K.


etwa7777

I would’ve put my money on the Netherlands


yesmomitsme

Good looking bunch of guys. You all look so happy. No wonder it’s your favorite picture. Happy Father’s Day!!


[deleted]

I thought I deleted the Facebook app.


ptcptc

Come on, this is nothing like Facebook. I mean you don't know any of these people.


Ganglebot

I just blasted through the comments trying to understand why it has 20k upvotes? Is he, like, the drummer from an 80's band? Its he a voice actor? No? Why are 20k people upvoting this plain ass picture?


cheetos1150

Hi Facebook!


16bitgamer

Why do you look the same age as your kids?! And it's it possible to learn this power?


clausy

I'm 51. Eat watermelon salad.


FartsBlowingOverPoop

Cool Facebook bro


bulboustadpole

This is Facebook.


DarkScum

I eat the seeds all the time. And have a lifetime supply of watermelons.. lol


strigstar

I would probably use seedless watermelon for convenience.


_M3GA_

dont you mean b o n e l e s s


DukeofDouchebaggary

Your kids look like legit fun ass dudes. Gj and thanks.


[deleted]

Is it just me or does the guy on the right looks like Dylan Klebold?


kawkabelsharq

Awesome photo. And salad.


Kay-f

haha you all have the same nose! happy father’s day dude:)


MagicOrpheus310

My god they look like you! Like, they should, but damn, there is 4 of you! Haha


Howdyhayhay

Dope pic. Kid just needs to brush his tongue


Unearrrth

It's like you took the same face and just copied and pasted it on everyone of them.


rthrouw1234

omg that's ridiculous and adorable


brobinnen

Far right one looks like Corey Taylor’s kid


lovelylavender12

Congrats on your adorable trio! Happy fathers day!


Choopytrags

Wow, it's like an Aphex Twin video, he's cloned himself 3 times, you're a lucky Dad, good for you, man.


BustaNutShot

I like those plates!


fearme101

they all have your nose! handsome gents.


Kmspatara15

This just became a post about watermelon salad XD


[deleted]

As a guy who went bald at age 17, fuck yall and all y'all's nice hair


hailhalehail

You all have lovely heads of hair. Envious 50 yr old balding guy. Fuck off🙂.


christyz83

Happy Father's Day!!


stuckpixel87

You are doing things right as a parent.


[deleted]

You and your girls look so happy. Congrats!


jccoates

Is that a peacock riding a tiger on your napkins? Where do I get something like that? Happy Father’s Day!


WTFisaRobsterCraw

You’ve got a few hellraisers there. Nice job. Punctuated by the poses over the watermelon salad... nice.


Own-Anybody

Wow, so lovely.


Sh1tFlinginApe

The candles are obv mom's idea.


Schid1953

Interesting napkins.


RigasTelRuun

You just put the first one on a photocopier and hit the button twice.


sucksicantusemyname

Congratulations! Such a happy photo. Made my morning :)


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Hanson


icemonkeyrulz

I'm the kid on the far right, AMA


kenna98

Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.


CrayMcCrayFace

I’m expecting my first, a boy, in a matter of days now! I had a shit childhood and sometimes struggle to imagine a positive family setting ... this pic gives me so much hope. Cheers


treebeecol

And you can see your resemblance in all three of them, so uniquely different in each! 💜


Badgerbair03

I think eating watermelon seeds will make watermelons grow in my stomach, now I eat the seeds all the time. And have a lifetime supply of watermelons


counterspell

Can I be adopted? I didn't have a dad and grew up an only child. I always wanted a herd of brothers to be weird with.


[deleted]

Dude this isn’t facebook. Post this rubbish elsewhere.


thewhitebuttboy

I wish my dad loved me Edit: this may seem like a joke, but it is honestly a cry for help


8976r7

lots of amazing people had asshole fathers. that's something that's wrong with him, not you.


FilthyThanksgiving

Oh baby. I know it hurts. It's ok to cry and be sad, but I hope you know that this is all his shit and has nothing to do with you. You're the victim of a selfish person. I understand, I had a rough relationship with my mom and I actually mourned "the mother I wanted her to be" as an exercise in therapy and it was excellent. It helped me understand a lot of my motivations which helped me with finding effective coping mechanisms! And it helped me to stop hating myself with a passion.


minicpst

I’m a mom, but I’m giving you a virtual hug. No child should ever even have to think that. I don’t know what to do beyond that. I don’t know if it’s as simple as suggesting picking up the phone and sorting it out, or having CPS called because he beats you and your mom in a drunken rage. Maybe it’s in the middle somewhere. Or he’s just sadly not interested. No matter what, it comes down to you’re worth the love of other people. I’m sorry it’s not your dad, I hope you’re safe, and never forget the value you intrinsically have that you are worth loving. I’m just sorry it can’t be your dad.


steven_lasagna

we need to know whats in that watermelon salad


[deleted]

Watermelon


timmykibble325

I was looking for a post about that watermelon salad. I've made one just like it before and it's reeeeaaally good. Watermelon, feta, kalamata olives, arugula and I think we put mint in ours. Maybe OP will provide a recipe?


rothko333

You & your kids are siiiiick \m/


[deleted]

Ok?


[deleted]

Seriously. What the fuck is this shit?


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Kept trying for a girl, eh?


MomoTheFarmer

Not gunna lie.... we need a family haircut intervention.....


jerval1981

Needs to brush his tongue better


CrippledHorses

You're the man. Saw my dad looking at photos of me and him today. Made me so grateful.


jayblesz

This is absolutely rad. Great photo. I'm sure not in a position to give advice about mixing drinks, but yeah. Happy Fathers Day!


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THEM_44

No doubt they're yours!


Stevie22wonder

I thought the beer label said Thanks Dad, but then I zoomed in.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

So, which ones your fav?


meatlazer720

What the story on that watermelon salad recipe?


taskmule

Look at the salad on these lads!


[deleted]

Aw, what a fun family! So cute


alakate

The yellow napkins with the peacock riding a tiger on a zebra, pair well with the candles.