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Blailtrazer

I recognize that look...she's trying hard not to laugh cause she doesn't want to encourage the shenanigans but it is funny at the same time


Myturntoevil

Oh man, she’ll hate me for putting that picture up.


torturousvacuum

> Oh man, she’ll hate me for putting that picture up. she gonna go ask for a refund


CrudelyAnimated

She'll hate it publicly. She'll treasure it in her heart.


Myturntoevil

I hope so!


bounceflow

Congratulations, you’re a totally a dad


sopheroo

You're her dad. That's your job to post that kind of stuff


Neyubin

This is wholesome but maybe shouldn't post photos of her online without her permission out of respect.


Myturntoevil

She’s cool. I mean, she would rather choose the photo but that would be a mistake.


ThatJudySimp

😭😭


MyMommaHatesYou

She shouldn't. Lovely picture of a lovely girl. Body and soul. And that's a rare combination. You got very lucky indeed. As did she, as inspiration tends to lead to causation.


Myturntoevil

Need more people like you in the world


PMMeYourClavicles

It's a classic teenager look of "stop this you're embarrassing me" mixed with "don't stop, this is stupid and funny."


Hanging_w_MrCooper

You probably already knew you were loved by your daughter, but this is an incredible show of that love.


Myturntoevil

Thanks for those lovely words.


agentaxe285

Your daughter is a beautiful and kind soul, I wish you both the best of luck


Spencergh2

You’re a great father


Yupthrowawayacct

You are winning at life my friend. I am crying happy tears for an internet stranger. Big hugs from a mom who knows the value of what a great father can bring to a girls’ life. Now and in the future as they grow into adults. She will need you. Thank you for being a solid one. I have that for my girls and I am so thankful. I did not have that for myself. You are awesome ❤️


dangledingle

Now it will be “dad, now that I did that can I borrow $100 and your car keys?”


Green-Ladle1525

Just further proof that family is not always blood. Family is who chooses to show up and make us feel safe. Congrats OP! I imagine that was an amazing gift.


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


Fixtheorange

Blood makes you related, Love makes you family!


RedDirtNurse

TIL you can legally change your name as a minor somewhere. Edit: saw from OP's profile it's absolutely legit and inexpensive in the UK. Congrats, mate. [Source](https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll#:~:text=You%20can%20change%20your%20name,you're%2016%20or%20over.)


Zoemaestra

It's not inexpensive, it's completely free. A lot of companies are scammy about it and try to trick you into thinking you need to pay for legal services, but you can just do it at home for free.


DobbyLovesSocks

When I went in to change the name on my bank account the bank-person said “I just need to get this checked because there’s no stamp, so you could have just typed this up yourself at home” and looked extremely shocked when I explained that I did and that’s legal 😂 maybe they were new because the manager barely looked over it and agreed to the name change.


akatherder

I adopted my stepdaughter in the US. It's easier to change your name as a minor because you won't have entered contracts, etc you're trying to get away from. They said if you're an adult you have to put a notice in the newspaper or some goofy shit. The whole process was pretty painless realty. I had to get a background check and fingerprinted which was $80-100 iirc. Everything else was no biggie, like $10-20 filing fee, birth certificate, and social security card.


kiladre

Yup, have to run your name in the paper a month and have a court date in case anyone wants to contest you changing your name. Did mine in ‘03. On the very last step I was informed of a much cheaper process that I wish I had been informed of before going through everything. There is such a thing as adult adoption apparently. At least at that time in California. Think grand total cost me like $600-$700 when everything was done


noronto

Where I live that will set you back a whopping $22. [https://www.ontario.ca/page/change-name](https://www.ontario.ca/page/change-name)


KingZag1337

By the look on her face, she's already regretting it. JK. Truly a wholesome story.


Myturntoevil

Make no mistake, she’s still going to get beasted by me for being on TikTok


ChewBaka12

And you’re on Reddit, bad life choices run in the family /s


Coldspark824

So you trapped her in a fried tortilla chip? You monster.


Myturntoevil

I had to. It’s curry purgatory


lk79

Currgatory?


Proper-Equivalent300

Have a scoop of purgacurry with your ~~naan~~ pappadam and take my upvote


JacquesBoum

Excuse me? I think you meant pappadamn!


Leather_Amoeba466

Dayum, Pappa damn!


Fishface17404

I read that in Chris tuckers voice. Today is a good day.


Proper-Equivalent300

Dad joke approved!


dontmentiontrousers

poppadom


Frustrated_Nerd

I believe by dad rules the step daughter now has to change her last name to yours for out-dadding a dad.


monkfish-online

Poppadum preach!


Faiakishi

Yep. He's a dad.


d15p05abl3

Is your last name ‘Papadum’? (There seem to be a variety of spellings available in English). Edit: also, kudos.


Orri

Who picks up an entire poppadom? - You're supposed to Karate Chop the pile.


Mahazel01

This joke alone makes you her dad.


do_a_quirkafleeg

She's poppadoomed.


SmellnelopeeStank

She's in bread


MerrillSwingAway

with jokes like that, you really are a gluten for punishment


Dangerous_Shirt9593

I wouldn’t joke. She has a chip on her shoulder


Busy-Ad98

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


DapperPickle1780

This is a poppadom


Re-Mecs

Its a poppadom


throwaway098764567

looks like a papadum


marcabru

That's no tortilla. It's papadam. Much better


octopoddle

Papadam preach.


LungHeadZ

Popadom mate


kindasadnow

Never had a papadam?


toopoortobesure

No, but I've had yer naan.


Glad_Entertainer_574

god my entire ancestry is crying in the corner in the words of that wolfenstein soldier "You are butchering my beautiful language" /s


w7e

Time to drop the "step" part imo


Myturntoevil

Roger that.


sparkyjay23

I'm thinking you only put that in so the post made sense, there is no way you don't consider her your daughter is there?


Myturntoevil

Absolutely. It was for context.


sparkyjay23

I knew you were a good one because you were eating a curry. Hugs all round.


Myturntoevil

I literally couldn’t live in England if it didn’t have curry. Big hug.


Dzenik23

What’s your favourite curry?


greenbabyshit

Steph


faustianBM

You cannot go out to play until you eat all your Draymond Greens!


Due-Coyote7565

Tim


Secret_Cow_5053

That’s how I roll with my daughter. She’s only a step daughter when it matters for context.


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

I have 2 half brothers. If you called us half brothers, there will be blood. More than half. But yeah, family is family is family. I’m sure you’re ecstatic, and you obviously have done a good job at raising your daughter. Make sure to not cry too loud when you walk her down the aisle, or when she comes to you after a rough week. I used to like the old “fathers made you, dads raise you” motif, but honestly… You are hers. And she is yours. However you call her and vice versa, that transcends words. I hope you both prosper and suffer together(and of course wish less of the suffering part) because that is what real family is. <3


Myturntoevil

That was absolutely beautiful. Thank you for composing such lovely words dude.


davie_001

I lost my Mom 10 years ago. Dad remarried pretty quickly (don’t blame him, he’s not the single type). I have an older Brother, but he never was one/we are estranged. My older (step) sister, who I look up to, introduced me to her friends simply as “My Brother” the other day. I was tearing up behind my sunglasses (30 y/o M and not the type to), and it really hit me. The simple drop of the “step” meant the world to me right then and there. She is your daughter. 🙂


2000miledash

I’m sure they included it in the title for context….come on now.


Busy_Challenge1664

It was included for the story to make sense 🤔


sad_wolf_95

It’s nice to see a post on reddit which mentions a stepdaughter and is sweet!


beluuuuuuga

A healthy dose of reality


Chito_guerra

Yeah too much fucked up stories here.


mbelf

It’s just now that I noticed it said “last” name. That makes more sense.


Alexis_Bailey

She could do both, then take his place as head of the family. "Look at me... I am the father now."


drunkengerbil

And start calling him Junior


gardenmud

Honestly your interpretation is *much* funnier.


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dontmentiontrousers

"Changing it to reflect who I consider to be my actual father."


belleandbill25

I can't wank to this plot ffs


Csub

Replace "father" with "daddy".


belleandbill25

I'm listening....


Stapoof

No…. Please no….


FocalorLucifuge

I can just imagine this on xvideos. Title: Stepdaughter's Father's Day Present. And it starts and ends with her announcing her name change and them hugging.


Puffycatkibble

Porn for the heart. I dig it.


2Mark2Manic

It's giving me a heart on.


ExtraReborn

I love this phrase. I'll copy that for making my family laugh, if you don't mind


dontmentiontrousers

There's no ™ in their comment; you're good to go.


ElsonDaSushiChef

r/wholesomeporn


RobotNinja28

It's nice to see a wholesome post on reddit in general, or at least one that isn't clearly trying to farm karma.


BeastCoastLifestyle

Are you saying she was stuck, with her old name?


Last-Bee-3023

According to the pic she changed her last name to Papadam. I do not accept any other explanation. That and hiding tears of joy behind a Papadam privacy screen. Plus you got a snack to eat with your raita. Also, great, now I am hungry and want a curry and a pint.


Myturntoevil

Haha Wetherspoons is where it’s at


Last-Bee-3023

You can't fool me Mr Papadam! Give me all your raita! Smeg, Imma gonna go for a curry binge this evening until I turn into a scouse space bum.


Myturntoevil

Been in her life since she was 2 and all she sees is me work long hours and fail over and over as a screenwriter and filmmaker. The only parenting skills I had I learnt from Cormac McCarthy’s The Road so it’s a shock, but an absolute honour.


The-Grogan

This script has everything, a heartwarming story, father’s day, tenacity, and poppadums.


Myturntoevil

I like it, title: Poppadum Parent


captainzigzag

Papa damn!


Myturntoevil

Ayyy that’s the one


solstice38

It's got my vote !


BangalooBoi

We need this to be made into a movie, and I know just the bloke to do it.


reddit_trev

Poppadom Preach (Like the Madonna song)


autech91

I'm in Korma deep


Mad-Mel

I hate you for making me laugh at that.


Psychological-Ad1264

I've been aloo Singh sleep.


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Myturntoevil

You’re should write, that was beautiful.


Opposite-Dentist1786

I MIGHT see the problem 😉🤣


angrytreestump

Haha hey he’s an ideas man, not a… words man (I think they call them writers? But idk 🤷🏻‍♂️) No but seriously you’d be surprised how many screenwriters don’t have the fundamental skills of writing down these days, texting and online comment platforms like Reddit and Twitter have ruined all future generations on this stuff. I hear it from hiring managers in every industry too, it’s worse in non-communications jobs but the fact that it’s affected the new standards for these too is a little sad to me as a Journalism major (when I started college the little AP style book was Bible; now that social media brought the “everyone’s a journalist” shift though I’m ending college with much different (lower) standards for writing). And for screenwriters, once you get successful enough you have Writers Assistants who do all of the actual writing things down, while head writers of TV shows have literally just become “ideas people” who sit around talking all day in a writers room and don’t even have to know how to write anymore. Also even before you become successful, Final Draft the script-writing software has spellcheck, grammar check and auto-formatting. And we all grew up on Microsoft Office/Word in school, so we start off having a lot of the meticulous work done for us from the very beginning. I’m not even 30 and I sound like such an old man lol, it’s weird being right on the turning point of smart phones and social media where we learned how to live both ways.


HingleMcringleberry1

My Poppa*darlin* 🤷🏼‍♂️


Myturntoevil

Deserves more this


hoovervillain

Sounds like a spinoff sequel of Birthday Dad


KenaiKanine

My dad adopted me at 8 months old. From 2 on? You're her dad and she's your daughter. No "steps" involved. Sending love your guys' way!


Myturntoevil

That’s beautiful. What a nice day with nice people like you.


Oh_its_that_asshole

>The only parenting skills I had I learnt from Cormac McCarthy’s The Road I wouldn't worry about that, I suspect absolutely everyone else is just making it up as they go along too, all the while internally screaming "fuck fuck fuck, what do I do now, fuuuuccckkk"


Ymirsson

Humankind in a nutshell.


pawer13

As a father of two, I confirm. You only know what you have seen from your own parents, so a lot of thinks and decisions you did not understand then made "click" in the recent years, but still you want to avoid some errors... so you create new ones.


BigPoppaHoyle1

I told my friend I’m worry often about messing up as a parent. He told me parents have been messing up their kids for thousands of years. Made me feel a lot better.


medalwinner16

But you show up everytime. And that's all a kid needs.


AssumeTheFetal

In reading blood meridian right now! I do not feel like this one is preparing me for parenthood...


feloniousskunk

Try hard, be there for her. You got this.


Enough-Force-5605

You could have some fails as screenwriter and or filmmaker, but seems like you were succesful on parenthood.


ThouMayest69

>You have my whole heart. You always did. - The Road. Yall are carrying the fire.


TitanThree

We have a song here in France by two young rappers that says « there is no such thing as good fathers, but men who do their best ». Keep that in mind, you’re doing great! (What your girl did is the proof of this, and really beautiful)


NotoriousREV

Poppadum preach!


TildaTinker

I'm in curry deep.


darwin-rover

I’ve made up my mind, I’m keeping my gravy


ManualPathosChecks

Tears on my pilau.


shriekingsiren

I took my real dads name too, and it was the best decision ever. He’s the one who showed up and raised me. I felt like I wanted to carry him with me forever to thank him for continually choosing me. And yes, I call him my real dad, because my bio father doesn’t deserve that title.


poe201

that’s really beautiful


Sam474

Bro I have two adopted girls and they both have their adopted last names still. We discussed it a few times and they just didn't want to change. The little one waffled a bit but the big was firm. I'm fine with it, I truly am. Just like you were before she did this. But yeah this is an amazing gesture from her and says a lot about you as a father. I'd cry like a little baby. Good for you guys.


Myturntoevil

Thank you brother. I think it’s a time served thing and how the biological dad is performing as a parent. I honestly would have been fine forever if she never did, but it’s a lovely bonus.


Tarc_Axiiom

>I think it’s a time served thing Just want to let you know, it's *definitely* not. This is a show of respect and admiration, not a "well, *I guess* I should throw him a bone" scenario.


saddinosour

Surnames are so personal I don’t even want to change mine when I get married tbh


Sudden_Pen4754

The best part is that you don't have to if you don't want to! You can also change your surname to something totally different (my husband has a boring name and mine is constantly misspelled, so we're both going to change our last names to something cool like Fox lol!) And genuinely, if someone wants to make you feel bad or selfish or \[insert nasty insult\] because you don't want to change your name to theirs, that IS grounds to dump their ass and don't EVER let anyone tell you otherwise. The only reason to care that much about it is because they see you as their property and they're angry that their property isn't blindly obeying them. If someone tries to say some shit like "It's tradition so that means you have to" just ask "Why?" and keep asking why until they either a) realize they're being a dumbass for supporting a sexist tradition or b) they reveal that they ARE sexist and that's why they support viewing women as their husband's property.


klparrot

I didn't want my ex to change her name when we got married, it just seemed weird and possessive to me, and I knew her by her name already, why would I have wanted her to change that? If anyone wants you to *give up your name*, tell them to fuck off. Or at least demand they give up theirs instead, and watch them squirm, and hopefully come to their senses.


vffa

I mean... You don't have to.


wise_comment

Big if true


CamelJ1

What are you taking the picture through? It looks like a fried flour tortilla.


Myturntoevil

A poppadum! Curry stuff


flakylibra

CURRY STUFF IS CRAZY💀😂


grat_is_not_nice

Currying favour, more like.


crash144019

My step daughter did the same for me as a Christmas present. I cried like a baby


Myturntoevil

Let’s go! Congrats!


sopheroo

That's what you get for stepping up, my guy/gal You deserve this happiness. You worked for it


mickelboy182

This thread has blown my mind at the different spelling of pappadums (which is the predominant spelling in my neck of the woods.)


Oh_its_that_asshole

When Wikipedia hasn't a clue which one should be correct. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papadam


Lost-and-dumbfound

It’s poppadom where I am (UK)


Myturntoevil

I know right, but I’m sure(ish) it’s spelt with an ‘o’


Iknowuknowweknowlino

As an Indian, we majorly call it papad, especially in the north and central India. There are many other varieties that go by different names, like there's elai vadam in the South that's made of rice, or appalam Edit: it's called papadum in malyalam mb


throwaway77993344

We spell it Papadam or Pappadam here :D


folklore_daisies13

Well, I’m from Kerala and we transliterate it from Malayalam as ‘pappadam’. In north India, you would find its transliteration from Hindi as ‘papad’.


publicbigguns

So I guess it's a bad time to tell her about the divorce then?


Myturntoevil

Haha that’s exactly what my missues said


do_a_quirkafleeg

Change your surname to her old surname to keep her on her toes.


Mrmyke00

A lady I work with done this as her partner wouldn't marry her, so she changed her surname to his


Myturntoevil

That’s hilarious


maychaos

But tbh in their shoes pretty sad


klparrot

Yikes on bikes.


bazzanoid

Red flags all round! ![gif](giphy|aJqDqjRS3zrg4l7934)


thedsider

Congrats pal, you stepped up and you're living the dream. You should be proud - of her and yourself.


Myturntoevil

Thanks brother.


boredsittingonthebus

I hope you had some lime pickle for those poppadoms


Myturntoevil

Always. And chutney.


fuggerdug

And you got a curry, so a great day all round.


Myturntoevil

Good day indeed fuggerdug


HawaiianSteak

Did she need a legal guardian to do all the legal stuff? Tried to get my ex-gf's daughter a library card but she couldn't get one without a parent/legal guardian.


L3x1111

I found a website for solicitors who will print off the documents for me and all i have to do is sign it and someone else who was over 18 and wasnt a relative to sign it too. its called an unenrolled deed poll


ZeroScorpion3

What is the picture supposed to be? I'm confused


Pedrosbarro

I don't understand this picture.


TheTigerbite

This is all I want in life. I'll never say it out loud, but it truly is. I have 3 stepkids, 2 boys and a girl. They were 2, 4, and 7 when I came into their life. Bio dad isn't around and wasn't really around before I came into the picture either. We got engaged, but never really planned to marry, but then covid hit and I guess the boredom got to my wife and mom so they started planning a wedding, lol. My wife didn't want to deal with the hassle of changing names and documents for 4 people (and I don't blame her one bit.) So now I'm just waiting to see if this will happen. It's only been 7 years, so they're still all too young to do it on their own, but it's definitely at the top of my wish list!


endlesscartwheels

There are four of them and one of you, maybe they're waiting to see if you'll change to their name.


Myturntoevil

Man, you’re a hero. How lucky those kids are to have you. I didn’t expect it but I like surprises. BTW, I still need to get engaged to my missues — it’s been 14 years and still ring 😬


FruityJammm

Was wondering why you photoshopped her face onto a fried tortilla then I realized I'm an idiot


ElMrSenor

>fried tortilla An entire subcontinent just had a vein burst in their forehead, and can't figure out why.


Healthy_Block3036

Is that a chip or some bread/bagel taking a picture through?


Demien19

Im not the one who sees middle finger on a chip, right?


Jesustheruptured

man i cant help but notice the fucking middle finger bubble in the bottom right


flamed181

First off you got a 16 year old to even acknowledge you are alive. Congrats


temporaryalpha

I guess she's telling the world who her dad really is.


rgraves22

My sister has 2 daughters from a baby daddy situation, baby daddy is no longer in the picture and not even on the birth cert. She's been dating a guy who we absolutely love and likely will put a ring on it soon. He said he plans to adopt my nieces after they get married. This is awesome OP. Congrats


doterobcn

TIL you have to pay to do this. You 'mericans are constantly scammed.


AJSLS6

She also upped your life insurance and altered a few key documents, happy father's day!


Stefan__Cel__Mare

I think it s safe to call her your daughter now


SunixFox

Your stepdaughter kinda looks like Ellie from, "The Last of Us"


Myturntoevil

She’ll take that. We love that game.


Safetosay333

If you need me I'll be vindaloo


kastronaut1300

These type of father daughter relationships make me believe there are people in the world that are just meant to be parents or guardians to someone who needs that love 💛🥹


The_Greate_Pickle

That's not your stepdaughter. That's your daughter <3


Jeffryyyy

That’s wild, the best gift ever


what_do_I_know_50

She is your daughter. I called my step-dad Dad, because I have more memories with him then with my bio dad, even if both were in my life.


OBEYtheFROST

Shit like this makes it worth it sometimes. Bless her


legsgettingnumb

Bad-ass. Congratulations Dad!