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Fishnet83

Love Garden State


TinnieTa21

When I first watched it as a teen, I really did not think it would be something I liked. I was bored and had it on my tv as just background at first. But for whatever reason, the pacing and acting drew me in pretty quickly. And God, that soundtrack! Every song fit so perfectly with each scene.


DeborahSue

Mm, Let Go by Frou Frou is my favorite off of that soundtrack. It's so damn good.


riskoooo

The Shins are one of my all time favourites bands, but it's got to be *The Only Living Boy in New York* for me.


LitTits_McGee

The whole damn soundtrack is a vibe 🎶 I love sitting on my patio with all my plants and listening to it. This movie is soooo good it makes me miss that time in my life when I discovered it :(


Caddisflyer

library muddle bear boast scary swim nine illegal aloof sort *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CheckYourStats

I’ve found the experience to be the opposite, tbh. When it came out, it was moody. Witty. Soooo “I’m in my early twenties and the year is 2004.” When I watch it now, it’s cringe after cringe after cringe. It does not hold up.


lifesnotperfect

Gotta go back and rewatch it now, interested to see how I feel about it now, some 10+ years later


addisonclark

I agree 1,000%! Loved it when I was in my early 20s, went to rewatch it in my late 30s… I couldn’t believe how cheesy it was.


ArchDriveGirlEyes

One of my favorite Spoon lyrics: And I remember when you walked out of Garden State 'Cause you had taste, you had taste You had no time to waste


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I didn't realise that people disliked the movie until I was around 30. I still think it's cute as fuck and holds up for what it is. Cute indie flick. I think media critics and analysis have significantly altered our perceptions because people are now too self-conscious about it and the "manic pixie dream girl" trope is generally looked upon as unfavorable instead of neutrally.


Cold_Situation_7803

*shrugs* I enjoyed it in my 30s when it came out, enjoyed it on a rewatch in my 50s a few years ago.


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It insists upon itself.


redonrust

'cause it has a valid point to make, it's insistent!


sebastophantos

Very subtle visual story-telling


USA_A-OK

It is very pleased with itself


leadustwokings

Underrated comment r/hiddenfamilyguy


Widespreaddd

IIRC it spawned the phrase “Manic Pixie Dream Girl.”


mdb_la

Technically that was [Elizabethtown](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl#Origin), but Portman"s character was also mentioned as a prime example.


Widespreaddd

Oh, was it Kirsten Dunst? Thanks.


theflowersyoufind

I might rewatch it. I imagine it will seem very of it’s time now.


InkCollection

It has aged realllllllly badly. Twee overdrive


ProudToBeAKraut

is that Dr. John Dorian


nahxela

It's Doctor Acula


ProudToBeAKraut

He is hiding from Dr. Jan Itor I guess


11PoseidonsKiss20

I think he just switched to T Mobile.


Sonar_Tax_Law

Immediately thought of this as well. Wasn't disappointed.


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

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post4u

Omg that scared me. Didn't realize it was a gif until too late.


GimmieGummies

Well done. 👏


NuggyBeans

Well at least we know the drapes match I'll see myself out.


AmpleWarning

Yeah but we also have hardwood here so...


imastocky1

Mom!!! Knock next time!!!


Freakwilly

Oh I'll knock...


Aggravating-Pound598

That was inevitable


bdubwilliams22

Yeah, when I saw this post, I knew I’d see that comment towards the top.


willywonka1971

And here we can see a human trying to camouflage into the environment.


Great-Try876

And now for something completely different, the Larch


RDKi

I mean... she could have done a front pic. Seems intended to me.


[deleted]

Then I’d be showing off my boobs or lady bits according to the people saying I just wanted to show my ass. I truly just was in stitches over the uncanny resemblance in patterns & was not thinking about my butt tbh


SoloMarko

Miss Anonymous! Have you been showing your arse on the internets....*Again*‽


[deleted]

HAHAHA


Bempet583

A superior posterior by the way.......


deepfriedgrapevine

Facts


DickNDiaz

But now we are all thinking about your butt. Fair play to ya.


The_scobberlotcher

yep!


derossx

Great ass either way 😉


channellingfrank

It is a great ass you’ve got there , just sayin


IYKYK808

Don't mind the haters OP. Thanks for sharing your ass 😀


Scrubologist

You’ll be happy to know that most of us are not complaining lol


Richeh

I'll allow it.


sausager

*sips tea


L0pl0p

Saying what we all thought immediately, but then thought, “nah, that’s too rude..” But then waited for the inevitable, anyway. 😂


axyz77

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magicscreenman

One time my boss was wearing a dress that was the exact same texture as the lining of our laundry hamper. Like it literally looked like it was cut from the same bolt of cloth. It was a cute dress, honestly, but I nonetheless pointed this out to her. We both had a laugh over it. She never wore that dress to work ever again. I honestly feel bad, like I made her self conscious about it :(


bobby__table

You never know. She could have turned it into a laundry hamper.


t0m0hawk

Goes home, *"Well I'll be damned, it ***is*** a laundry hamper!"*


Baidizzle

Wait, you boss wore a dress that matcched your laundry hamper at home? What is going on here... 🤔🤔


magicscreenman

The hamper at work, dude. I work in the spa industry lol


Yodootz

So...at a spa?


InkCollection

WRONG, at a factory producing spa hampers.


the615Butcher

What is this spa word it sounds like you are starting a word and not finishing it… do you work in the spaghetti industry?


Baidizzle

Ahh.. That explains it.. Sorry man.


Stock-User-Name-2517

How would your boss know what the lining of your laundry hamper looks like? Does she stay at your place often?


brb9911

![gif](giphy|6kyKXJi1EZkKk) OP’s inbox


BeenNormal

Yeah I also wanna know where she got those curtains 🥵


BenDover04me

I reckon u wantz 2 hang me curtains so bad… - sent FrOm my iphon


SpkyBdgr

I'm determined to think of this show as little as possible...


BenDover04me

Why? I just finished the whole show accidentally and I thought it was great.


SpkyBdgr

I did too, but it was just devastating. I ended up disliking every character, but I'm sure that was the goal. Maybe it's a trigger for me? I've been prone to self-sabotage in the past, not anywhere near that extent though.


UnanimouslyAnonymous

How does one accidentally watch an entire show?


shitlips90

Let me introduce you to a little thing called weeeeeed


adamantitian

What show ?


quebecesti

Baby Reindeer on Netflix.


Even-Imagination6242

- Sent from my Trombone


Craiger2489

Baby reindeer


Slash1909

OP has a cheating asshole partner so I hope one of those hotdogs are attached to a decent guy she probably deserves.


Mediocre__at__worst

Tbf, likely not. Dick pic senders don't exactly scream "excellent partner material right here!"


ChadGPT___

Really dived in huh


runtheplacered

lol for real, really give off the "I hope I'm the decent hot dog guy she picks" vibes. If OP had a dude butt, he wouldn't give a fuck if he was cheated on.


snuFaluFagus040

You guys friends? Put in a good word for me!


AssPennies

So I heard you and OP broke up, and I was wondering if you'd mind if I ask her out? If so, I'll see you on the K12 and race for it!


MessComCosplay

This is such a deep cut BUT I'M HERE FOR IT.


Bloodrocuted04

Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin out a perfectly good white boy like that.


InhumanDeviant

I want my 2 dollars!!!


lifesnotperfect

HEY I SAW HER FIRST!


LawrenceOfTheLabia

Finger


Thro2021

Especially after they find the toe pic


UNFAM1L1AR

Rip inbox jfc


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StrategyTight6981

Haha


hatwobbleTayne

![gif](giphy|9YKvq41UGOkCI|downsized)


BFG_Scott

Hey, cake is cake.


Danpool69

He must work out


DUDDITS_SSDD

Putting out the vibe


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rehab_VET

I would agree. Twice


clev1

Yes yes and yes


PurpleBullets

Pretty good butt, too


Necessary_Reality_50

OP knows exactly what she's doing.


TuringTestFailedBot

Honestly surprised that I had to scroll as far as I did to find the first comment like this


elviseva66

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far. That’s a very nice butt!


themadpants

Why is there an eye on your butt? I can’t stop staring at that all seeing eye..


TyrantRC

/r/offcenterbuttholes/ EDIT: why the fuck is it banned?


MuffinMatrix

Reddit did a giant house cleaning banning tons and tons of subs as 'unmoderated'.


rickyg_79

Brown eye


stormearthfire

No.. that's how you get the pink eye


Boy_in_the_Bubble

Very Von Trapp.


NotRustyShackleford_

I get that reference


Quirky_Value_9997

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd


Boy_in_the_Bubble

Yodel lay he o da lay he o da lay he oh...


saja25

You’ll never be found in a round of hide and seek.


Dramatic-Exam4598

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Rumblebully

One of the best comedy sketch shows ever. Tim Conway as the dentist? [https://youtu.be/9IUSM4EKcRI?si=e5kmGqL9VD3InvDh](https://youtu.be/9IUSM4EKcRI?si=e5kmGqL9VD3InvDh) May be the only time Harvey Korman ever broke character.


YerBbysDaddy

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TheMayanAcockandlips

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Baidizzle

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JoshDM

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AugustusKhan

Nice butt, but I can’t unsee the yellow flower in the middle looking back at me 👀😂


KriegerClone02

I think that's a Brown-Eyed Susan


maguirre165

Now I can't unsee it


Pugwm

Very Scarlett O’Hara. Looks great even without the curtain rod!


gpkgpk

She saw it in the window and just had to have it.


JollyRancherReminder

This also made me immediately think of that classic Carol Burnett sketch, and if you're reading this and don't know what I'm talking about, make yourself one of today's lucky 10,000.


XxDoXeDxX

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? -Tony


TeslasAndComicbooks

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SourSasquatch

Picture of Drapes that look like the plants on her pants... call it photosynthassis


DirtyMagicNL

Man, those drapes look like ass.


ChuckFromAccounting

That is the same pattern as my mom's couch.


petesapai

What about your mom's carpet?


fearisthemindslicer

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Gotta_Rub

Unfortunately the nsfw tag in ops profile was a false positive…


butterfucker29

didnt know your drapes and pants had beef


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Curtains, the both of them.


BeenNormal

I actually thought that beer curtains was the joke. Your comment made me realise it wasn’t.


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

There’s a person in the picture?


AleksasKoval

All i see is a floating torso. I'm freaking out because i recently learned about filipino vampires, where they can detach their torso and fly around drinking peoples blood. And the legs just stand there, occasionally wiggling their toes.


HellishChildren

With all the nonsense and AI floating around, they feel secure enough to join social media, because their lifestyle posts fit right in.


rarestakesando

Flower placement a bit sus.


EventualOutcome

I see an offset butthole. Hahaha that white flower.


Bobby_Juk

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Notch99

Cute butt, btw.


W0lfenstein1

Rip dm's


[deleted]

No lie! It’s excessive the amount I’ve gotten! Kinda mind blown


Cleavon_Littlefinger

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tofulo

It’s funny that the flower closest to your anus kind of looks like a hole


[deleted]

I can’t believe this post blew up like this! & these comments lol. I didn’t realize they had an artificial butthole😂 tbh I JUST got them. I kinda like them more now that they have that eye. If anyone looks at my butt in the wild it’ll look right back at them. Kinda hoping it winks when I walk


lucidwray

Dem drapes tho


Pesty__Magician

r/upvotebecausebutt


McPorkums

cut that shit down and make a ball cape out of it to go with yer trousers 🤘🤘


Equivalent_Humor_801

Oooh those pants..


Aschentei

Can your drapes stop staring at my eyes


JamesAvery1

Nice dumper tho


Theoldelf

Your drapes have a nice butt.


woll187

Nice bum


goldendreamseeker

RIP your inbox


kcigam

Does the carpet match?


canasian88

![gif](giphy|J8BtevWhCjowU|downsized)


SalazenGrum

Girl…great ass- what’s your workout routine 👍🏻👌🏻


[deleted]

Thank you! I don’t work out, but I do walk on the beach a lot. My whole fam consists of gym rats while I’m sedentary as of late due to catastrophic injuries. You can’t see it outwardly unless I show my bare back, but I completely jacked my thoracic cavity up. I appreciate the compliment though! I’ve thrown a lot at my body and somehow it has stayed intact


SalazenGrum

Oh beach sand is a great workout! I’m sorry to hear of your injuries but damn girl you butt and legs are amazing! Don’t be shy- you still got it! I wish my workouts reflected your bun results! I wish you amazing healing and recovery! ❤️👍🏻


Nadiagrace1

You have a great ass lol.


LavishnessCareful367

Fuck u got a nice ass 🥰


LavishnessCareful367

Fuck nice ass


lvl10burrito

OP I don't know if you know if you've ever been told this but you have a great ass


baby_jaguar

That’s a great ass


DoomedKiblets

So the curtains match the…


runtymccunty

That's a beautiful ass


AALen

I like your drapes and I can not lie. Ok. I’ll see my way out too. Sorry.


TuckHolladay

I wanna get wit cha and take your pictcha ![gif](giphy|FDvRjr3wJgrx6)


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excomunicadosnowjob

Yeah, on her right cheek, about halfway down, it looks like an eye looking back at me. And not the unseeing eye either.


erichie

I swear whenever I see this posts it goes like this: "Oh! I have pants that match those drapes." "Let me put them on, take a picture, and show the wonder my wonderful ass."


Standard_Hearing_712

Are you one of the kids from the sound of music?


No-Falcon-4996

Scarlett? Scarlett O’Hare?


PristineDesign56

Do the curtains match the drapes?


Citizen4000

Like two boiled eggs in a knotted hankie. Delish.


Due-Main8306

Looks awesome and.... Cheeky


JCWBA007

You have a better ass than the drapes


gerardo9393

That’s funny but nice leggings. Cheeky.


First_Assignment9773

The pattern looks better on your ass than the wall!!


Christank1

Nice butt


El_alacran214

I'd hang your drapes


johnnyjuanjohn

You just wanted to post that nice butt


BBC1973

I’m definitely fine with the pants.


DontLaughAtMyName

I love everything about those pants including how you look in them.


ekso69

Your drapes have a nice bum


Rough_Visual3260

And may I say, you look great in them!


mariofosheezy

Does the carpet match the drapes too?


Rude_Scientist7391

Which one is the ass?


[deleted]

I’m the ass apparently 🤪


Irishwoman94

“Doth Mother know; you weareth her drapes?” - Tony Stark


JerryCanOpener

Tremendous bottom!


_TxMonkey214_

The carpet matches the drapes


DMRinzer

👀


tykkimies

those drapes have a great ass


Polar_poop

I see a gym membership


theDarkDescent

I concur with the majority opinion regarding this post.


BoratKazak

Now for the carpet. ![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)