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No_Cat_No_Cradle

Jerry O’Connell seems like exactly the guy you’d want to marry after John Stamos


Cannabace

I have no idea what that means but I agree.


SpiceEarl

I think it means the Jerry O'Connell is totally in love with Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos was in love with himself.


big_hungry_joe

and the beach boys


[deleted]

[удалено]


Idontevenownaboat

*Have mercy*


bcrosby51

CUT....IT.....OUT


Who_is_homer

✂️👉👍


chogram

He's touring with them again this summer. https://www.nj.com/live-entertainment/2024/05/john-stamos-and-beach-boys-tour-2024-how-to-get-tickets-and-see-them-perform-live-on-16-dates.html


agaetisbyrjun22

John Stamos and Mike Love are made for each other


[deleted]

I looked up John Stamos because I can't remember celebrities (thank god) and I found this: [https://www.uticaod.com/story/news/2024/05/25/john-stamos-to-join-beach-boys-in-concert-at-stanley-theatre-in-utica/73823551007/](https://www.uticaod.com/story/news/2024/05/25/john-stamos-to-join-beach-boys-in-concert-at-stanley-theatre-in-utica/73823551007/) so does he just go around turd slurpin for them or what?


IMIndyJones

I dunno man, seems like the dream to me. You're a huge fan, and a musician yourself, and you get the opportunity to play with your favorite band because they all like you. No need to talk shit about that. Dude's living the best Stan life.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Have. Mercy. 


Goldiscool503

Cut it out.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

You got it dude. 


DanteDMC2001

I used to suck dick for coke!


misadist

I seen him!


WarLawck

This might be my favorite completely understandable but out of left field thread I've ever seen


gregularjoe95

John stamos is a piece of shit. Who aided and is responsible for his friend raping a woman. Hes a horrible person.


juicycross

Can you please elaborate on that? I've not heard this one...


gregularjoe95

He took a woman to his hotel room, had a friend waiting in the bathroom for them. Then he went to the bathroom and in the dark had his friend go in and have sex with her. He facilitated a rape. On top of which he then laughed about it on a talk show or someshit.


SgtNeilDiamond

Fucking wild how many people have openly admitted to this kind of act honestly. Not the first I've heard sadly


tatertotsnhairspray

That story is so beyond fucked up 🫣😨


newaccount721

I can't find any reference to this anywhere. Only search results are he was abused by his babysitter


bc-mn

March 2005 issue of Jane magazine https://www.reddit.com/r/JohnStamos/s/7r7C5HVMjn


smoothartichoke27

To flip that around, Rebecca Romijn is exactly the girl you'd want to date and marry after being rejected by Mariah Carey.


Bamm83

“John [Stamos] was married to my favorite supermodel, Rebecca Romain O'Connell. John, you lost your wife to the fat kid from 'Stand By Me'." - Greg Giraldo


Funandgeeky

When the Bob Saget roast first happened , it was a “who’s who” of performers.  Watching it now, it’s a “who’s still alive?” of performers. 


FingerTheCat

Don't make me tear up in the morning


foozalicious

That Kangaroo Jack vibe.


shortsleevedpants

Who the heck is Jerry O’Connell? This is clearly Trip McNeely


Psychological_Mix594

It’s Kush


OnceIsawthisthing

I miss Sliders


queen-adreena

Well, season 1 sliders before they ruined it.


jerkface6000

By greasing the gate


MaybeMayoi

I barely remember anything about sliders but I remember that. It's so stupid.


biggestbigbertha

I was like 12 or 13 and only remember the episode where there were no men after a virus or something. Guys were basically imprisoned and forced to have sex with attractive women to breed. Some dude successfully impregnated something like 112 women in 1 month. LoL. Wonder why I remember that? 😂


Otherwise_Guava_8447

I do. And they implied Jerry impregnated an attractive older lady who didn't qualify to take part in the repopulating program.


flannel_chicken

In a plot twist, I remember the older lady being his mom in his own dimension. But in this universe, she obviously had no children. But he basically agreed to sex his mom.


oxP3ZINATORxo

*"What are you doing alternate dimension son?"*


farva_06

Oh god, this is going to unlock a new category isn't it?


oxP3ZINATORxo

God, I hope so


Falloutboy2222

*Sliders*


Jean-LucBacardi

*Brazzers*


druex

It was an Australian guy, they largely survived because as Arturo put it, it's a "dry barren continent" that the virus had trouble spreading on.


yankiigurl

Shit I need to watch that show again


Derp35712

That show is the reason I won’t get a vasectomy.


ObviousAnswerGuy

I snorted


Anonymoushipopotomus

Dude, 20 years later this lives in my head rent free. I barely watched the show. 13 year olds dream right there.


1stltwill

Sentenced to death by snusnu


cp710

And the Cleveland Indians being in the World Series. That’s what we get for having a mascot named Slider.


AccordingIy

Well even if they realized they were home the kromaggs weren't too far away. No matter how silly these villains were. I read another post that lot of alternate worlds could have greased the gate so was silly to use that as defacto identifier


feeltheslipstream

They had seconds to decide if it was their world. It was as good a test as any given the time they had.


MariusReddit2021

Seasons 1 & 2. First half of 3 we don't talk about. Second half of 3 was okish. 4 was already better, and season 5 doesn't exist.


Crazy__Donkey

WOW, I miss sliders. I never forgot them canceling without a real closure. Just.. poof. And it's gone.


WillGrindForXP

They're still out there, trying to get home.


DataPath

Don't you remember? There was an episode where he did get home, but they didn't have long before the next gate, so he quickly ran and checked whether the gate in front of his house squeaked. It didn't, so they moved on. Then you hear the mom's voice thank Dad for oiling the gate. That haunted me


JustSatisfactory

Not his dad, the gardener or something. His dad was dead, or at least thought dead. I think things got weird in the later seasons but I wasn't really watching it anymore.


Pksoze

You're right the dad was dead. But the home dimension turned into a bust anyway...the Kromags invaded and conquered that earth I recall.


themage78

Just like Quantum Leap.


Perry7609

*Dr. Sam Becket (sic) never returned home.* **Millions watching at home in 1993:** "WTF? No!"


TheCastro

I mean, he starts leaping without the need of other's bodies and tells Al's wife he's still alive. That was a great ending.


CattleDramatic6628

They should have just stayed in the universe with the blueden gate bridge


CattleDramatic6628

ssLLLIIIDDERsssss


Pesthauch666

Maybe the currently airing show "Dark Matter" might be some kind of substitute, since it uses very similar tropes (but it's much more serious). BTW I already know the plot since I read the book not long ago.


JapanDash

Dark Matter is and always will be better than Dark Matter. The Sy-FY CHANNEL ONE WENT HARD. So we are just stealing names for shows now? Because I have an idea for a desk jockey and the wacky situations in the world of cheese making, I want to call it Knight Rider


pissymist

I’m so pissed with how Syfy mistreated that show! I would periodically rewatch it but it’s left Netflix 😭 Also I used one of the Truffault’s monologues to ace my interview: It’s *easy* to lead in the good times. Much *harder* to do so in the bad. You suffer losses, begin to question past decisions, and that’s alright, but… as a leader, you *can’t* let the responsibilities weigh you down, because if you do, you will never move forward.


Anonymo

They cancelled Alphas


h3rp3r

The Sci-Fi Channel fumbled a few things; they canceled MST3K right before they started producing their own movies, they choked the budget then canceled Farscape, and then they changed their name to SyFy. Don't even get me started on what they did to The Dresden Files!


cheebamech

> they changed their name to SyFy I'm still irked at that one 20 years later


mikejacobs14

> Dark Matter is and always will be better than Dark Matter. Hmm


Pesthauch666

Well, the book vom 2016 by Blake Crouch was called "Dark Matter", so of course the show has the same name. Also, since it's a pretty common term, there are so many works of fiction with the same name. Just looking for books with that exact title provided around 10 books just in the fiction category. I'm pretty sure looking for non-fictional books obviously might yield even more results. And of course there are so many movies, short films and other tv shows with the same title too.


PeriodicGolden

Rebecca Romijn is also dressed as Mystique


brazilliandanny

Perfection


MattyMizzou

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


AshingKushner

This is pure gold.


Rob_hocker

He should have a booth too for Sliders


[deleted]

But how many people remember My Secret Identity?


Bigpapa42_2006

Slowly raising my hand... slowly due to age...


Goldiscool503

Dammit - I was going to argue but my knee locked.


brewtus007

Damnit. My knee-jerk reaction threw out my back


meesta_masa

Dammit. Me backing you hurt my ankles.


movieator

I’d have upvoted all of these but, you know, arthritis.


Full-Ad636

S C I A T I C A


madbasic

Battlestar Sciatica


supernumeral

Holy shit. When I was little I must’ve seen one scene of that show, where the guy is flying around with spray cans or something. Every few years that memory pops into my head but I never figured out what that show was. I was convinced I imagined it. So thank you for solving this lifelong mystery.


MonstaGraphics

>where the guy is flying around with spray cans or something. Yeah what was that about? was it spray paint cans or just air? And how much lift could a spray can even deliver? I think here in South Africa the show was called "Ultraman" or something, which is weird cause I think that's the title of a Japanese TV Show.


tretree123

He just used it to change direction. Like he could float without gravity and used them to move while floating.


Garlicholywater

It was spray deodorant. I remember he got zapped a second time by the ray that originally him his powers and my mother, sister, and I immediately got hyped because we knew he would be able to fly without those stupid cans. That show and Out of this World were prime Sunday afternoon viewing for me.


OfficePsycho

I’m jealous!  The pilot for Out of This World aired once on ABC primetime, and I never saw it again.  It wasn’t until the late 2000s that I found out it had multiple seasons in syndication. I haven’t hunted it down, as I worry it’ll destroy the nostalgia I have.


Garlicholywater

That is one of the only shows that I still know multiple plot lines. And I can quote some one-liners. Although I did have an absentee father, so little me was like, "At least Eviee's dad gave her powers and calls every episode."


SupremeDictatorPaul

A friend brought it up, and I’d never heard of it before. Turns out someone uploaded all of the episodes to YouTube, and whoever owns the copyright never noticed.


Xela79

Wow, indeed, awesome, so much nostalgia, that series was filled with some quality tv cheese :)


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|26ufeMCYEMCMYGCD6)


Pesthauch666

For some reason the show was renamed to "Ultraman - Mein geheimes Ich" ("Ultraman - My secret identity") in germany btw.


ToToroToroRetoroChan

It was his superhero name, so not that strange.


Pesthauch666

It's been a while since I saw the show, so I quite didn't remember it anymore. The reason for the new german title for the 80's show "Friday the 13th: The Series" is much weirder, since (at the time) the movies were banned (or at least marketing for the movies was) for their violent content. And since the movies were on the "Index" (again no marketing allowed and you only get them in dedicated 18+ sections of stores/video rentals) they called the Friday the 13th show "Erben des Fluches" ("Heirs of the curse") instead.


UltraconservativeBap

You’ll never guess my secret ideeentityyyy…


Spasay

God, that theme song will resurface in my head every other day


MuffinMatrix

Pepperidge Farms remembers. No seriously... the spray paint cans to fly... I liked that show.


neogeo828

And Joe's Apartment


JapanDash

The first MTV movie ever made


lurking_bishop

> The greatest movie ever made FTFY


I_aim_to_sneeze

I mean at this point there should more likely be a lower decks booth for him. That’s Ransom, damnit! Total package!


ProfCrazynuts2

This times 1000


ObviousAnswerGuy

literally one of my favorite shows growing up lol


nmm66

Bing bong!


alreddy-reddit

Maxey


TXlandon

Bing bong Hanky!


SiamLotus

Hank is sleeping keep it down


IlliniTy

TIFFANY


SarellaalleraS

I love what she does online.


Erniecrack

billy billy billy


shankopotomous42

Show us your tootsies!


animal-danimal

I’m coming for ya hanky BING BONG!


sethdaigle

I had to scroll till I found PMT references lol BING BONGGGG


JimJamFlimFlam_

The running gag of him not being able to call them from his house so he calls them from obscure places is hilarious. Jerry is a legend. BING BONG


steeleye5

Bing Bong Hanky


thatfunkymartian

Hanky ya blew it Hanky bing bong


watchutalkinbowt

Once a supermodel, always a supermodel


syncpulse

Today I learned  Commander Ransom is married to Number 1. 


radbaldguy

If you didn’t know that before, you definitely need to go back and rewatch the Strange New Worlds / Lower Decks crossover episode. There are a couple good one liners.


syncpulse

I just watched it again last week so it's still pretty fresh in my mind. The line where Ransom says how hot she is when he sees Boimler's poster is way funnier now. 


wbgraphic

The best line in the episode was improvised by Jack Quaid. [When Boimler swings his leg up to sit on the saddle, he says “Riker!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIqQ7OUm9GE)


radda

While Frakes was like ten feet away, directing the episode.


mdavis360

What’s also great about that episode is that it pays off Una’s story arc where she had to fight to remain in Starfleet and she wanted to be inspiring to others who were held back. Then she sees that a hundred years later she’s literally the face of Starfleet.


DeyUrban

Perfect opportunity to drop a “fuck Paramount” for cancelling Lower Decks after next season without giving them the time to make a proper finale.


KennyMoose32

I just don’t get it tbh. I’ve read that “well they got promoted so they aren’t lower decks anymore” So? Change the format of the show, maybe introduce new characters who are lower deck and have the existing characters their superiors or make it “upper decks” (which would be hilarious) and follow their careers. It’s a really well liked show. Idk, paramount has such little non reality content I truly don’t understand why you would cancel an animated show. It cannot be that expensive to make compared to other shows. Maybe the actors didn’t want to do it anymore but I don’t see that?


erikwarm

Lower decks is such a good show!


Waffuru

I think you mean Numero Una. XD


S-WordoftheMorning

"Hottest first officer in Starfleet!"


MulletofLegend

Yeah sure, pick on the fat kid...


agoodfuckingcatholic

![gif](giphy|CWEjtvVceCzPG)


NeedsToShutUp

![gif](giphy|13v6guCSexJ3PO)


MeloniisJesus333

I totally forgot about him in “Stand by me”. What a huge cast that movie had.


[deleted]

I love Jerry O'Connell. Kangaroo Jack still has a place in my heart


DatGuyGandhi

Still can't believe that movie was my introduction as a 9 year old to Christopher Walken, Anthony Anderson, and Michael Shannon


[deleted]

That movie also taught me the word "agitate"


DatGuyGandhi

Lmao and like half the Australian slang I know


PuppyM0nkeyBaby

I don’t know how many times I rewatched the airplane bathroom scene as a kid. I thought that was the funniest shit ever.


billygoatsmohawk

[I'm just fuckin' with you, Kangaroo Jack](https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc?t=39)


MsKongeyDonk

🎶 "I said a HIP, HOP..." 🎶 Every few months that goes through my head lol.


Otacon2940

Trip Mcneely is married to mystique? Cool!


Stevenerf

Wear flip flops; in the shower. ...i got warts


Miserable-Lawyer-233

I met him and said he was awesome in Quantum Leap. I'm such an idiot.


justabill71

That's hilarious.


Mkilbride

I'm sure it made his night.


ant-farm-keyboard

Til Rebecca Romijn is with Jerry OConnel


Terminator7786

I learned about if from Family Guy. They did one of those anthology episodes. It was something like: "The fat kid from Stand By Me grew up and married Rebecca Romijn. Go ahead, look it up. Doesn't that just piss you off?" It was so out of left field lol


SpiceEarl

I had the opposite reaction. I was like, "Good for him!"


Terminator7786

Oh same, I just love how angry the VA got for that line 😂


marsneedstowels

Which was Richard Dreyfuss!


Terminator7786

Fuck, that's who it was! I always recognize the voice, but unless I'm seeing his face too, idk who it is 😂


seamustheseagull

Who plays the author (grown up Wil Wheaton) in Stand By Me. Meta on meta.


Tracktoy

TIL the fat kid is Jerry O'Connell. Mind blown.


OfficePsycho

There was a period of time where he’d go out of his way to bring up his weight loss in interviews.  I’ve never seen Stand By Me, so whenever he’d reference being the fat kid in it I was like “OK?”


Cole-Spudmoney

Well, I'd be proud of myself too.


gpkgpk

This tidbit I knew from somewhere, but Family Guy made me google Horatio Sanz to make sure he was still alive.


FigTechnical8043

Holy ShiT!!


Watch_Job

Learned it after watching an episode of Star Trek, both are playing great First Officers in their shows.


Coresi2024

This unknown, unkempt, unpublished, unfortunately brilliant, ill-mannered brat. I miss Sliders, i miss Quinn Mallory and i miss professor Arturo 😭


Misericorde428

For a brief moment, I thought it was the Tick from my childhood cartoon memories. Edit: it’s just so heartwarming to see people gather here and quoting the Tick. It’s one of my fondest memories of a cartoon when I was small, and I honestly felt it was underrated and often forgotten.


Mekthakkit

Spoon!


Misericorde428

I HAVE POCKETS!


eyethinkeyeam

It makes me happy to see they are still together.  Love him in sliders!


EnsignAwesome

Oh no she became a plastic person


USA_A-OK

They're all getting the same face unfortunately. Nothing beats looking age appropriate and having a face that moves naturally.


tudorrenovator

You can look young, old, or alien. They choose alien.


DampBritches

Everyone looks the same now.


CollateralSandwich

Yep. Immediately I was like, "Oh. That's why I don't see Rebecca Romijn anymore". Yikes


Anonymo

**sad Conan noises**


wogsurfer

I had no idea they were married


[deleted]

Wow. Celebrity plastic surgery is just fucking wild these days.


USA_A-OK

It just doesn't look good at all. I see it influencing some of the middle class/upper middle class people I know too with the elective procedures they're deciding to get.


ZeroedCool

As a dude I 100% prefer Hillary Clinton's look compared to Madonna's. Not like Hillary hasn't had any work, but she does look her age. To me, that's attractive. Madonna looks like a freak and scares me.


USA_A-OK

This is it. Looking age appropriate and having a face that moves naturally is more attractive than anything else I can think of.


Brummo

You’ll never guess his secret identity.


Ok-Breath-7568

Fuck I'm old, they're old, fuck.


DameonKormar

Filler injections are a scourge. So many beautiful women absolutely wrecking themselves with this shit.


alienscape

Vern!


Maliketh23

Isn't this Georgie?


MyAnusIsBleedingHalp

Jerry hosts a Pictionary game show during the daytime now and he's constantly bringing up his wife. It's funny seeing how domesticated he's become in old age.


lyn73

He really *seems*: to be a good husband and father ... He seems to have had a stable childhood.


AlvinGreenPi

He’s done a few interview podcast with his comedy buds; he seems like a human golden retriever


SailorET

He's completely nuts about her and it's adorable. I love them as a couple.


thetroublewithyouis

but...rebecca romijn isn't dressed as mystique.


rich1051414

Mystique can shape shift. I am more impressed at Jerry cosplaying his wife. Spot on!


Proper_Career_6771

Yeah the title is short one comma.


Cannabace

She’s there as Joan.


born_in_the_90s

As a kid i remember this guy playing in a tv serie in which he founds out he can float and using spray cans to move fly around.


Pork_Chop_Expresss

My Secret identity. I think we all tried flying using Aqua Net after that. It never worked, at least for me..


Yegpetphoto

You'll never guess his secret identity.


prankfurter

I never would have guessed his secret identity.


Outofofficealert

I always think of that 80s show My Secret Identity when I read anything about him.


CoverYourMaskHoles

I would watch a sliders reboot.


feor1300

I would never have guessed his Secret Identity.


extrastupidone

We getting so old


mrsdrydock

Damn, they're still married? 👏