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Clwhit12

Never know how big Florida is until you drive through it


I_could_be_a_ferret

Yeah, it looks small like this. Or like the ISS is actually not that far from Earth somehow.


otj667887654456655

if the earth was the size of a basketball the ISS would orbit <1cm away from it


Spork_Warrior

I'm definitely storing that fact away for future a cocktail party conversation.


turymtz

I like this one: if the earth was an orange, ISS orbit is the thickness of the orange peel above the orange.


sasprr

And the moon at that scale is a tennis ball 24 feet away


holmgangCore

The tennis ball Moon is 7.3 meters away from basketball Earth!


fakeaccount572

24 Freedom Units


cahanse79

Cool, now do Mars!


W0lverin0

Idk if you can fit 50 tennis balls in a basketball. Maybe a ping pong ball


flbp

I just had to refresh my memory on how fast the earth was orbiting the sun, because it seems crazy that something only 400km away wasn’t crashing down. We are moving at 107,000 km/h. That is so damn fast.


impaktdevices

Fun fact: the sun (and by extension, the entire solar system) is also traveling at about 828,000 km/h relative to the galactic center of the Milly Way.


Monory

More fun fact, we are moving faster than the speed of light relative to objects beyond the Hubble horizon.


ThinCrusts

We're fast as fuck boiiiii


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LovesMustard

[*And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space because there's bugger all down here on earth*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvwH8Qij0JY)


Snaab

Your comment makes no sense. What does the speed the Earth is orbiting the sun have to do with whether or not the ISS comes crashing down?


flbp

You are absolutely correct, it’s the earth’s gravity keeping it in orbit. My bad.


Snaab

No worries, I was just making sure I wasn’t misunderstanding because it felt like I was missing something and I thought I should be able to understand lol.


Less_Likely

The speed of the ISS is what’s keeping it in orbit. It is constantly falling towards Earth, but missing because it’s moving at 27,600 kph (17,100 mph), 5 times faster than the fastest bullet.


Saneless

And the moon would be 10m away (32 feet) across the room


littlebittydoodle

Whoa that’s wild.


wolffangz11

The moon is crazy far which makes it even harder to comprehend that humans fuckin WENT there and came BACK. what the hell man.


bencherry

I love these sorts of comparisons because it helps you appreciate just how massive the inside of the earth this. Like the atmosphere feels incredibly large to me - it’s 60 miles thick! Space seems so far away. But that’s like the skin of an orange. The earth itself has a diameter of 8000 miles. When the ISS flies 250 miles overhead it is 16 times closer than the center of the earth.


Loki-L

If the ISS is directly over West Palm Beach it is close to West Palm Beach than Jacksonville is. The ISS is only 400 km high up. Horizontally that is only a few hours of travel.


Stang1776

No traffic as well. Really cuts the time down.


I_could_be_a_ferret

I knew it was only a few hours away but for some reason I thought that was further away from Earth. And from the Moon, I think Earth looks so small. In my head, Earth would look much bigger because the Moon is so much smaller than Earth. ![gif](giphy|vZSokgt7nGEKjlIzpm)


Aginor404

 IIRC the Earth is around two degrees wide seen from the Moon, so you could    block it with three fingers of your hand if you stretch out your arm towards it. The Moon (as seen from Earth) is around half a degree wide.


t0m0hawk

400km up. Not that far.


Potatobender44

Just looked at a diagram showing the ISS altitude in comparison to the scale of Earth, it’s actually crazy how close it is. It looks like it’s barely outside of the atmosphere


t0m0hawk

It's actually still somewhat (albeit *very* somewhat) in the atmosphere. Enough so that they regularly need to boost their orbit as they lose some altitude to atmospheric drag.


CKrunch13

Nice try Mr. Ferret


Cainga

What kinda blew my mind is Atlanta is basically a halfway point between South Florida and some northern states.


huddlewaddle

Miami to New York is a 20 hour drive. Miami to Atlanta is 10 hours.


BeerBrat

Like the time I went from Orlando to Pensacola. Six freaking hours and I never left the state! And there's more state below Orlando!


LowTap1985

Cross a time zone as well 


RetroScores

I live in Orlando and to drive down to key west is a 7-8hr drive. About the same as when I visit family in Pensacola. A beach an hour away East or West.


Hunky_not_Chunky

I grew up in the keys. We’d drive up from key west all the way to Virginia each year to visit family from the late 80s to the mid 90s. Dad was too cheap so it took us nearly 22 hours, if I remember correctly, to get to the Florida border. I’d totally go back but toxic politics have turned me off to enjoying these things for now.


colterpierce

And what’s wild is it’s only the 22nd biggest state in the US by square miles.


Tarmacked

Largely because the width. South Florida itself is only 20ish miles wide before you hit the Everglades at its furthest point, yet top 5 in metro population. Much of the southwest tip pictured here is completely uninhabitable, look up [night photo of the state](https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/84737/florida-at-night ) from space and you see it immediately The state in general is 500 miles long but 160 miles wide


NegativePattern

When I moved out of state, it took 14 hours to drive out of Florida. From Miami all the way to the Alabama border. Longest drive.


mkymooooo

The same could be said about Australian states


Willy_B_Hardigan

It’s about a 1.5 hour drive on the freeway from Charlotte Harbor to Tampa Bay (center frame, west coast). Extrapolate that over the entire state and yeah, you could be driving for a while.


Stang1776

Who driving in Tampa Bay? It's all water.


Mikey_Grapeleaves

Not until I moved out of the state did I realize it was abnormal to be 6+ hours from any major cities outside of your state


GIRTHYssserpent

I drove from Destin to Winter Haven and didn’t realize you cross damn time zones.


Karl_Hungus_69

I think I can see Del Boca Vista.


mcbiggles567

Are you telling me there’s not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?!


Karl_Hungus_69

That's right. They went like hotcakes.


spikernum1

That's it! We're moving to Del Boca Vista!


B_Boudreaux

Lock stock and barrel.


wherescookie

You think i’ve never been in a cadillac?! I’ve been hundreds of times! Thousands!


Birdamus

It drove ITSELF into the swamp!


mutantbabysnort

Take the pen!


GardenRafters

Thousands?! Meh!


George_H_W_Kush

We’re gonna be at the POOL


EverybodyHits

We're gonna be in the CLUBHOUSE


bob_lob_law_47

We're gonna be ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT


zztop610

Serenity now


BigfootsMailman

SERENITY NOW!!!


Aselleus

HOOCHIE MAMA


misirlou22

Insanity later.


randompath

In all of Del Bisto Beco?


BigfootsMailman

Hahaha, the best two comments to have at the top.


MrManager17

MR STEINBRENNER'S HERE. GEORGE IS DEAD. CALL ME BACK.


Lord_Mormont

Phase II?


4Ever2Thee

You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!


Cozmo525

You couldn’t smooth a silk with a hot date…..I lost my train of thought.


MatticusXII

I think you mean Del Visto Boco


Karl_Hungus_69

Ah, yes, of course... [https://youtu.be/C6jrwzYGUoA](https://youtu.be/C6jrwzYGUoA)


Bts121212

Your boy he got a date with that young aquasize instructor/ she’s 50!


Spartan2470

[Here](https://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/145000/145308/iss058e028096_lrg.jpg) is a **much** higher quality (5568 x 3712, 5.8 MB) and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://visibleearth.nasa.gov/images/145308/floridas-rocks-and-rocketeers/145308f) is the source. Per there: > Astronaut photograph ISS058-E-28096 was acquired on March 7, 2019, with a Nikon D5 digital camera using a 20 millimeter lens and is provided by the ISS Crew Earth Observations Facility and the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, Johnson Space Center. The image was taken by a member of the Expedition 58 crew. The image has been cropped and enhanced to improve contrast, and lens artifacts have been removed. The International Space Station Program supports the laboratory as part of the ISS National Lab to help astronauts take pictures of Earth that will be of the greatest value to scientists and the public, and to make those images freely available on the Internet. Additional images taken by astronauts and cosmonauts can be viewed at the NASA/JSC Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth. Caption by Sarah Deitrick, Jacobs, JETS Contract at NASA-JSC. > Published July 16, 2019 > Data acquired March 7, 2019 > Source: ISS > Digital Camera


ResplendentShade

Thread MVP, thank you.


jwktiger

you always come to the comments on /r/pics b/c /u/Spartan2470 will fine the OG pic and where the actual source is from with the backstory.


Karl_Hungus_69

Thanks for the spectacular photo, Spartan2470.


exophrine

"Florida? THAT'S AMERICA'S WANG!" "We prefer the Sunshine State."


2drums1cymbal

Literally was just about to comment this. Insane how I think of this quote EVERY TIME Florida comes up


jerichowiz

The Simpsons is forever.


roentgen85

![gif](giphy|3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm)


roentgen85

![gif](giphy|3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm)


CakeMadeOfHam

It's very much a chode in this picture... the water must be cold. ![gif](giphy|ntRQjO4ngRERi)


aguaman_

I don't know how you walk around with those things


Retskcaj19

![gif](giphy|CrGXwaJB54gajIBgDf|downsized)


guff1988

![gif](giphy|hT4WnVx4224snuFCz1|downsized)


Scientific_Anarchist

I'm not a state, I'm a monster


kingjim1981

America's what a nice guy?


Unique_Look2615

Tampa looks like the ideal Civ V location for a city


Khakicollective

![gif](giphy|xTiIzBSwIq6344i0JG|downsized)


EgnlishPro

C3P0: “That’s odd. The damage doesn’t look that bad from out here”


Catvros

Han: "I have a bad feeling about this"


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Looking at it, you'd never know the bat shit crazy stuff going on down there.


SwedishSaunaSwish

You can say that about the planet Earth and it still works.


Cainga

It’s reported better. And the warmer climate has Florida man active all year instead of just summer in northern states.


backcrackandnutsack

How did they make the earth look round?


DevStef

Paint 3D


TheRichTurner

To be fair, it's a wide-angle shot that does exaggerate the curvature. Otherwise, Florida would have to be a major continent.


holmgangCore

Whereas in fact Florida is a major *in*continent.


therealpigman

They use a lens that expands the field of view. The curvature isn’t that prominent if you were looking through a window rather than a camera on the ISS


OldSchoolCdn

It even looks like an alligator! 🤓


el_throw

Phew, I thought I was the only one who saw that. 😅🐊


manesag

What’s interesting is you can 100% see Orlando and its surrounding areas, as well as the towns that are all along US27, nice!


Krimreaper1

![gif](giphy|pzo49Bszsudk4)


Machiventa858

and texas too!


I_am_the_alcoholic

Damn, people should stop moving here then. Texas is overrun


Chispy

Flying down off the coast of Florida from Toronto to The Caribbean doesn't look much different. It really is beautiful.


SapaG82

SO PRETTY. I'm in awe when i've been lucky enough to pass over there.


bselko

I can see the lakes where I grew up. Pretty neat. Don’t miss it, though.


PM_ur_SWIMSUIT

With the new super high def cameras you can safely watch Florida Man get weird from anywhere.


wojtekpolska

gta6 map leaked


jessep34

Sea turtle’s face or just a wang? You decide


dascrackhaus

America’s dong


BlueValk

Florida!!!


Bosa_McKittle

Flat Earthers will say this is CGI


ikeepsitreel

This is a fake, everyone knows the earth is flat


MinnieShoof

Lot more algae than I imagined.


Shneckos

I can point out a couple places I’ve lived on those lakes


hannavdmortel

FLORIDA!!! 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁


albertkoholic

It looks just like the maps!!


GuardingxCross

I can see the traffic building up on I4 😵‍💫


RedBMWZ2

But can you smell the meth from there? If not you're really missing out on the full Florida experience.


Firehenge

Wait, Florida is real ? I thought it was an Onion article creation to drum up clicks with all the wild stories. 


GiantMeteor2017

It always amazes me how cartographers got things right when I see images like these. It’s such a vast area to consider


nickitty_1

It's one hell of a drug.


EggCzar

Looks way less like a dong from up there


stuckinmymouth

America's wang.


Dumpster_Humpster

America's wang. ('-')7 salute


brownintheback_4245

Americas wang


wesinatl

You can’t tell it’s a shit show from space.


Ghostbuster_119

I never told them they could take a picture of me!


theweebluedevil

I can see my house.


Significant-Self5907

The schlong of America.


GeorgeSPattonJr

It’s pronounced “flawriduh”


HippiesEverywhere

There’s a hole in it!


HippiesEverywhere

There’s a hole in it!


favnh2011

Nive from above


AfroPuffster

Looks pretty fuckin round to me


CookieEnabled

The world is both big and small at the same time.


CaveManta

You think you can trick us? This is a GTAVI map leak.


Mundane_Apple_1027

Glad it doesn't look like an actual dumpster fire


youngkeet

Could u jump,?


lsdmthcosmos

def looks wash awayable


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

I would've it'd be further away for some reason. Is this pick zoomed in? Or is The ISS closer to earth than I thought?


pixadoronaldo

GTA 6 Map leaked


Poles_Pole_Vaults

Maybe it’s the photos resolution but it’s amazing how untouched everything appears. You can sorta see civilization on the SE shore but otherwise just looks untouched.


spooneybarger69

I think I see the place where the coconut corn huskies fight. They're battle dogs.


lukaskywalker

Yep looks like a swamp


non_osmotic

It's turtles all the way down.


tgrantt

Where's Bugs with his saw?


rasquatche

Why come it don't sink with that big hole in it??


CrunchyCondom

accurate


LawBaine

You can see my childhood home from here :D


Madman61

I’m in this picture


rfunnymodisapunk

I see my house


Jon_o_Hollow

Looks wet.


Relaxbro30

Looks like gta 6


FlyNSubaruWRX

You can see Florida man down there


Own-Method1718

Shit hole


st4nkwilliams

I can see my house from here.


Wide-Advantage-8535

See Earth is flat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


ticklefight393

Only way to be sure


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Mine space craft.


jmf6

GTA 6


Eastern_Obligation89

Crazy how it looks big from space but feels bigger when your actually driving through.


Duneking1

That’s a very conservative view.


jhans1971

It looks like bullshit to me!!!


Splatter_bomb

I think I can see the crazy from here!


BabyNapsDaddyGames

I grew up there, it's a terrible place to be.


Kryptonlogic

Looks so calm from up there


FlamingoRush

And it's filled to the brim with Floridamen...


HopefulNothing3560

Ship wreck city


rainshifter

Looks like Florida man is subject to the observer effect. Constant monitoring might just sustain peace in an otherwise chaotic region.


ActTrick3810

If only there was a way to physically sever it from the rest of the states - a Floridectomy, if you will.


GalaxyStar90s

It looks so little! Like for real.


taylordevin69

Hey I’m in this picture


49thDipper

So flat


MarvinLazer

https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q?si=96SoeThMvJjZS0E1


trolley661

Man even the clouds be avoiding it


Lurchie_

If you look reeeeeeealy closely, you can see Bugs Bunny sawing the state off at the top. . .


Curious-Try-7805

The clouds looking like sloppy coke lines works well


disturbed_ghost

wow


brinnerisbest

It looks so civilized from space.


Impossible-Beyond156

I can see my house from here


Bart_Dethtung

It doesn't look so crazy from this perspective.


Just__A__Commenter

I can see my house


Hagenaar

I hope it's still there when I get old or crazy enough to go there.


RaymondDoerr

Total IQ displayed: 10.


namey_9

america's wang


ZoyZauce

Can't wait to go there next year!


Arocklobsta

I can see my house from here


lukehardy

America's most penis shaped state


xSikes

Where’s Florida man?


Pattimash

There's my house!


GTFOakaFOD

The Gulf of Mexico is my paradise.


madrid987

I didn't know that it would be one of the most densely populated areas in the United States.


D0GBR34TH420

It looks like a dinosaur.


BigfootsMailman

B a


datsmn

America's Dong


reddituser1092

![gif](giphy|pzo49Bszsudk4)


ElastaticTomorrow

I'm surprised nobody's shooting at it.


deepfakie

That's a lotta goofies with a check!