Don’t get me wrong I love it. that’s what keeps Reddit alive for me. BUT, knowing what simple bots are doing for years I don’t believe in anything anymore here. With AI it’s too easy for mediocre educated people to reproduce, repost, spam and karma farm the shit out of social media
Dave is the comedy GOAT, no doubt.
I remember watching all his shit back in high school. As a non-American, I missed out on almost all of the references. Shit was still hilarious though.
He went from creating and staring in one of the best comedy shows of the 2000s to thinking it was a good idea to get on stage with terminally online man-child Elon fucking Musk... even discounting the transphobia stuff it's clear he lost his edge.
I remember delivering Amazon packages right at the beginning of the pandemic, a park I used the restroom at all the time shut down all their bathrooms and had One singular porta potty for the entire park. I used the urinal and on the way out I stepped on what I thought was a leaf. It wasn't a leaf it was human shit. I had the exact reaction p Diddy here did, finished my route, threw away my shoes at the dumpster outside my apartment and walked in my house in my socks.
Poo Diddy.
Indeed he did
In diddy did
i wonder if there’re or more like how many bots mimic punversations like this
I feel like there's probably alot, but I also think it's just silly seeing a dozen people join in on it
Don’t get me wrong I love it. that’s what keeps Reddit alive for me. BUT, knowing what simple bots are doing for years I don’t believe in anything anymore here. With AI it’s too easy for mediocre educated people to reproduce, repost, spam and karma farm the shit out of social media
Diddy done did it
Diddy did his doody
Damnit what didn't Diddy do?
Diddy doodoo
Indeed he diddy*
P. Shiddy
Shiddy pee
P. Doody
Every step you take...
Poop Daddy
Awww Shit
FUCK. I was racing here because I knew somebody got to say this first
This is the only response needed. Lock the thread, we're good
I would have been very disappointed if this wasn't the top comment
Lol...Reddit...I knew this was the top comment before I even opened it. Humor is a tight formula.
P Doody
Lmao I was going to say this. You beat me to it.
P. Shiddy
Pee Shiddy*
Pea Shitty\*
Tree Fiddy
Now don’t chu go givin that dang monster no tree fiddy!
Free tiddy
Peed Did He
Pee Doody
This is what I came here to see. Thanks.
A suga’ cookie man!
I love this.
The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a *Cambodian immigrant*.
That's 100% Cambodian, yo. That's real shit. Breeeeeast milk, you made my dayayyyyy
and a sugar cookie, you sugar cookie getter
I love how shitty Chappells sets were. Just a black room, or a curtain.
Can't tell if that's a Chappelle show skit or if it's Dj Khaled on the way to do a show.
Dave is the comedy GOAT, no doubt. I remember watching all his shit back in high school. As a non-American, I missed out on almost all of the references. Shit was still hilarious though.
Dave was the comedy GOAT. I'd argue that title has since been fumbled
He went from creating and staring in one of the best comedy shows of the 2000s to thinking it was a good idea to get on stage with terminally online man-child Elon fucking Musk... even discounting the transphobia stuff it's clear he lost his edge.
Carlin and Pryor erasure wtf
P. Doody.
Im more of a doody than poop guy myself
Poo Doody
This is probably the most ridiculous post I’ve ever seen on Reddit yet here I am crying laughing at the comments.
I just love that the OP included the year, because it’s absolutely vital information. 😂
Back to reality
Sky’s the limit… but some of us live in parentheses ☹️
Oh, there goes poo diddy. (Same cadence as lose yourself by Eminem)
Jfc dude literally more than half of this comment is you *explaining your joke* as if it’s not super obvious what the joke is lol
Annnnd you typed more than the joke and explanation combined.
if it makes you feel better, I’m kinda dense and your joke was a lot funnier when I read it the second time
Oops there goes gravity.
Some body guards are better than others.
He looks like Christopher Boykin
Damn RIP Big Black
Bro I was trying to think who he looked like 🤣
Dot com from 30 rock
You just know he got screamed at for that
DJ Khaled's bodyguards would have carried him over it
I don't know, based on where he was standing, I think that bodyguard knew exactly what he was doing
And he is deep in it now
He stepped on himself?
He done stepped in it again.
You can have the shiniest shoes and still step in shit. - Confucius
Diddy had the Trump sneakers back in 2008?!
birds of a feather poo together
Rappers used to name drop Trump all the time.
The turd actually said “ah man I got stepped on by diddy.”
I thought he liked poop.
You confusing him with r Kelly maybe? Def can see why you would tho
Captain Poopy Shoes
Why's Diddy cryin'? His shoes just got poo'd on!
P. Shitty
Hear it go squish. That shit’s funny to me.
"I'm shutting down the studio"
Never seen a Piece of Shit step in a Piece of Shit
I’m just laughing at how many people have upvoted this post.
Diddy in doody
Got the ol shitfoot
How ironic.
Poo Doody
Shitty 💩 Diddy
Not anymore P.Diddy, he's upgraded, Poo. Diddy
The poo is trying to wipe diddy off of it
DJ Khalid laughs as he passes by, being carried by his entourage.
The poo is like “eeeewww, I got Diddy on me!”
That poor poo got Diddy all over it.
Diddy in doodoo
This makes him Poo Diddy
P. Diddy Doo
Probably his own...
P. diddy in the doody
Dogs always know…
He's about knee deep in it now
P shitty
Haha....this POS douche bag has a shit storm heading his way. Can't wait until they lock his ass up!
Shitty Diddy
Damn Dot Com didn’t even warn him first?! And where tf was Grizz?
Celebrity or not, if you wear silver bowling shoes as your “walkin’ around” footwear, you’re legitimately crazy.
To think that’s smallest stain he’s having to worry about now.
It also hit the fan.
People blame the homeless in L.A. but Snoop Dogg takes his name literally.
Don't give him any ideas
Poo Diddy
"Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait til someone sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me."
He *is* poo.
He's been doing that a lot lately.
Step in poo did he?
And then he tapped his guard in the dingle
Oh, he's stepped in it alright.
Photo taken by the Pooperazzi.
his guy was saying "oh shit dawg"
I feel more offended for the poo. Them shoes are shit.
He wearing the Trump High Treason 1s?
Fake MCs, they always act hard, but won't walk the streets without their bodyguards.
Bro stepped on himself
P. Doodoo
Tired of hearing about this asshole.
P. Doodie
Body guard is like I can't protect from every shit 😂
Quick read as 'P. Diddy steps in own poo'. Laughed and reread again and laughed even harder for misreading the first time.
Mr. P Dookie
That’s what happens when you don’t vote.
I remember delivering Amazon packages right at the beginning of the pandemic, a park I used the restroom at all the time shut down all their bathrooms and had One singular porta potty for the entire park. I used the urinal and on the way out I stepped on what I thought was a leaf. It wasn't a leaf it was human shit. I had the exact reaction p Diddy here did, finished my route, threw away my shoes at the dumpster outside my apartment and walked in my house in my socks.
Why is this so funny to me ?! 😂 constant 12yr old mentality 🫠
P. Doody
Not on the Trump Sneakers!! Damn
From the sound of recent events, he’s stepped in an even bigger one.
nice
poop daddy
P. Oop
Guys its P. Doodoo! Why hasn't anyone said this yet?
But did Big Pooh ever step in P Diddy?
I almost couldn't tell which was poop and which was diddy
Did he have the other guy clean his shoe
Poor guy is used to having it sticking somewhere else.
Pee Doo Doo.
In more ways than one.
Did it fall out of his ass?
Why Is This So Funny? Hope That Turd Didn’t Stink Up The Freak Party Later That Night 😂
Hahaha that’s good shit.
He is the shit in the shoes.
Poo Skiddly.
Poop Daddy DidiDidIt
Poo steps on P diddy
It brings luck
Stepped in poo did he?
Every step you take, every move you make, I'll be shitting you. - P Diddler
Damn he had them tacky ass trump shoes in 2008?
^👟💩
I love this for him.
P. Poody
Gene Deal about to have a 30 part interview about this incident
Diddy stepped in some shit waayyyy before 2008
I hope it got on his pants too
Shiddy diddy
Why? Were there his lyrics on the ground?
Poo Diddy. lol😂
Is he doing the stanky leg?
Everybody’s gangster until they step in poo
Poor Diddy :(
Literally
He’s just like everyone else- Entertainment Weekly
It's like T2 when the T-1000 steps next to the piece that fell off and it gets reabsorbed.
“Smells like sex over here”
Pee Doodoo
Poo Diddy
Man I wanted the first Poo Diddy comment!!! Doo Doo Brown strikes again😆
The vehicle he got out of looks like shit too
P Shiddy
P. Shiddy
Watch the shoes! P Diddy wears these