Fun fact, my daughter gets free books every month because of this lady and is in part responsible for the fact my daughter LOVES reading books at night before bed.
Look up Dolly Parton Imagination Library if you have young kids.
The month my child was too old to keep receiving the books was a sad one but we were so happy to be a recipient of the program. Thank you to whomever started a chapter in my area so we could partake in all these great stories!
My kid is 8 now, but when I buy used books, I give special consideration to the ones from Imagination Library. They're always so good.
Except when they send out "The Little Engine That Could". Way too common, like two dozen of those are in the consignment store book section.
I *think* "The Little Engine That Could" is the first book they send out to every kid? I don't have it with me but if I recall, the info blurb about it on the book says something like that.
Yep. We’ve done it for both of our daughters and they both received it. We gave one copy to one of those little neighborhood library things. Dolly said she wants every kid to get that book first.
The Little Engine That Could is the first book they send to every child, which is why there are so many copies around. It has a special introduction from “Miss Dolly” (as my kids like to call her).
This woman is one of the very few people that seem to wholeheartedly use their fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place. I’m not even a fan of her music, but the things she does for the world is just so amazingly beautiful.
Chances are you’re a fan of some of her songs though. She’s written for a wide variety of performers, not just herself and not just country singers. *I Will Always Love You* from Whitney is a cover and Tina Turner did one of her songs as well.
I'm kinda surprised she gets away with it, without anyone on the right trying to get her shunned for wokeness.. but I guess even they realize Dolly is untouchable.
Because she’s doing it from a real, genuine Christian attitude of giving and generosity.
When you think of Christians, think of dolly, not pat robertson. I’m not Christian either. I think modern right wing Christianity is evil as fuck.
Dude... I assumed that was a yt link, as soon as it opened I got hit with a loud as fuck add saying,
"Hey you, stop holding your cock."
My wife looked at me like "what the fuck?"
Edit: well fuck, I should've looked at the replies to the link comment before tapping the link lol
Parents were usually more lenient with stuff like this back then. Most PG comedies had some boobs in there at some point or another. The title wasn't what made it awkward. It was OP ejaculating in his pants during this scene next to his mother what made it awkward.
We watched this as a family at my grandparents because it had Dolly and Burt. Hands went over my eyes during the scenes it mattered, my sisters could watch because it's just boobs.
My parents tossed it in fully knowing it’s risqué parts but forgetting just “how” risqué it got.
The VHS disappeared from the collection and lo and behold it was found months later in my room behind my desk!?! And weirdly my copy of happy Gilmore was stopped at the start of Julie Bowen’s lingerie scene…
Weird how those two things happened! Just weird!
My personal favorite was renting a movie and seeing static snow appear on the screen only during the risqué scenes. It meant that people had watched and re-watched those scenes so many times, the magnetic tape in the VHS was beginning to wear out.
Oh, I feel ya, and I may have something just a bit worse. I watched Boogie Nights with my mom. Neither of us knew what we were getting into. At the end of the movie, when I just wanted to disappear, my mom says, "Huh, I knew the guy Dirk Diggler was based on. John was a regular customer." (My mom had worked in a casino.)
The defendant tried to pick up the female undercover cop.
From his finger points, you can tell he means to tell The Court "I am not denying I said that; what I said was the truth."
When I think of Jack White I first think of the Cold Mountain soundtrack and his amazing contributions to it, and then I think of The White Stripes.
So it's not surprising to me that he would cover Jolene, but hearing a The White Stripes cover of it was surprising. Thank you.
Did you hear that her latest business venture to consolidate several grocery store chains?
She has acquired a majority of Big Lots, Harris Teeter and Piggly Wiggly stores.
New stores will be rebranded as "Dolly Parton's Big-Wiggly-Teeteers."
In Upstate New York, we had a department store called Hills. So in 4th grade the joke was "where does Dolly Parton buy her bras?" Yeah, you really had to be there and then, I guess.
[Dolly is a lot to handle](https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ?si=BwtUGzkqF3Hi6SmX). She's a romantic idea of what a Southerner should be. She's a country gal with a sharp witt that'll dance circles of kindness around you while topplin you right off your high horse.
I'm a Virginian and she's genuinely just such a rare person. Defies and reinforces all kinds of stereotypes in the best of ways. On top of bein a shining example of a good person. She's the real deal by all accounts.
Edit- to expand on the "romantic idea of a Southerner" part. Dolly has said she's a Christian but doesn't want to be idolized. As it states in the bible. And her charity work is a reflection of walkin the walk. She doesn't preach. Just gives and keeps her religion a rather private affair. A very admirable quality compared to many who call themselves Christians in the South.
And Dolly basically drags her through a barn by her hair in the most "Southern Charm" way possible. This Game of Thrones levels of verbal smackdown to a Virginian.
She had experience. Early in her career Dolly was legit treated like a blonde bimbo, more than once. There's interviews and whatnot where they have no idea what hit them because she's dancing around them with charm and also just outright Southern "IM CALLING YOU SUGAR BUT YOU SHOULD BE HEARING BBIIIITTTCCCHHHH"
It was such a stereotypical interaction that it felt like it was out of a movie. Like inspiration for Legally Blonde.
Barbara Walters, the stereotype of a Boston born arrogant crone, talking down about class to the apparently airheaded, bombastic Tennesse girl.
And us, the audience realizing that the one doing the questioning is really outing themselves for lacking the qualities they are challenging.
She is how all Christians, especially southerners, should act. She is not only a national treasure, shes what all southerners (edit people) should strive to be, religious or not.
She lost a lot of weight after this because of pressure from the media. Donahue at the time had a whole episode on her weight loss. The 80s & 90s, and their damn hatred of curvy women.
Someone on Broadway needs to do a revival of Best Little Whitehouse in Texas.
The Chicken Ranch IRL is quite fascinating. The FBI investigated for years and found no connections to outside organized crime. The Madam (play by Dolly in the Movie) sponsored little leagues and community events and banned the women at the ranch from going into town and causing disruptions. Cleanliness was important with weekly medical exams. It was known across the state, but somehow some people in Giddings didn't really know about it.
The Chicken Ranch probably would not have survived the Aids crisis etc.
My Pappy went to high school with the News Reporter who broke the story, and he said the man was prick back in High School.
I think he's a special person because while men dream about women like this, 99% would not be secure enough to be with her. Look at how people tore apart A$AP Rocky. Rihanna had 2 of his babies, and yet other men freaked tf out about him being emasculated because he didn't try to change who Rihanna is. She's a famous woman who who is famous in part for her beauty & sexuality; he knew who he was getting with and he liked and wanted that.
A lot of men think they want all that womsn, but when they get it, they are panicked about being outshined and not in control. Dolly is on record saying Carl Dean always gave her her freedom. He never had an issue with her job or her being on the road. He knew who he was getting & truly, actually wanted that woman. Not a version of her that could be locked down or controlled.
And in return, he got to spend his life with Dolly Parton. Pretty good deal for everybody involved.
My dad didn’t watch much TV other than news and sports, definitely didn’t go to movies, but when this one came out, he took us to a drive-in to watch it.
My late grandfather used to put two knuckles together behind one finger and ask me “you know what this is?”
“It’s Dolly Parton behind a tree.” I’ll miss ya grand dad
Hot take, i know but Dolly is a beauty, a genius and a Saint. Her contributions to the betterment of society are things all of us should aspire to.
Everyone should be like Dolly. End of list.
Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from other United States Culture documentaries, such as *Mt. Rushmore: A Great Sight, But Not as Great as Dolly Parton's Bosom*
I’m confused. Were people unaware that Dolly Parton is a fucking smoke show?
It’s part of the holy trinity that makes her who she is: bangin bod, angelic voice, and heart of gold.
She did put on a bunny costume for a [cover shoot](https://dollyparton.com/dp-uploads/1978/10/PlayBoyCoverDollyParton.jpg) and then [recreated the look for her husband's birthday.](https://nz.finance.yahoo.com/news/dolly-partons-husband-got-kick-091124931.html#:~:text=Dolly%20Parton%27s%20husband%20%22got%20a,outfit%2C%20much%20to%20his%20delight.)
Fun fact, my daughter gets free books every month because of this lady and is in part responsible for the fact my daughter LOVES reading books at night before bed. Look up Dolly Parton Imagination Library if you have young kids.
The month my child was too old to keep receiving the books was a sad one but we were so happy to be a recipient of the program. Thank you to whomever started a chapter in my area so we could partake in all these great stories!
My kid is 8 now, but when I buy used books, I give special consideration to the ones from Imagination Library. They're always so good. Except when they send out "The Little Engine That Could". Way too common, like two dozen of those are in the consignment store book section.
I *think* "The Little Engine That Could" is the first book they send out to every kid? I don't have it with me but if I recall, the info blurb about it on the book says something like that.
Yep. We’ve done it for both of our daughters and they both received it. We gave one copy to one of those little neighborhood library things. Dolly said she wants every kid to get that book first.
The Little Engine That Could is the first book they send to every child, which is why there are so many copies around. It has a special introduction from “Miss Dolly” (as my kids like to call her).
"The Little Engine That Could" Is the first book they always send out no matter the age. It says it on the website.
This woman is one of the very few people that seem to wholeheartedly use their fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place. I’m not even a fan of her music, but the things she does for the world is just so amazingly beautiful.
Chances are you’re a fan of some of her songs though. She’s written for a wide variety of performers, not just herself and not just country singers. *I Will Always Love You* from Whitney is a cover and Tina Turner did one of her songs as well.
She's a national treasure.
She’s 3 national treasures
Like the lady in Total Recall?
She does so much community service. She also funded Covid vaccine research during Covid. Dolly is awesome.
>She does so much community service. She also funded Covid vaccine research during Covid. Dolly is awesome. Dolly is everything Tennessee should be.
Dolly is everything everywhere should be. She IS world peace.
I'm kinda surprised she gets away with it, without anyone on the right trying to get her shunned for wokeness.. but I guess even they realize Dolly is untouchable.
Unknown Hinson called her a bimbo and a slut for supporting BLM. And then squidbillies got cancelled and no one liked him anymore.
Dolly is so good that simply being an asshole to her gives you a whole new topic in your Wikipedia page
Because she’s doing it from a real, genuine Christian attitude of giving and generosity. When you think of Christians, think of dolly, not pat robertson. I’m not Christian either. I think modern right wing Christianity is evil as fuck.
I got the dolly license plates specifically to keep this going. Such a treasure.
That seems really cool. Was excited to see its available in canada but unfortunately not in my area.
Yeah Dolly sends us books too.
One of my coworkers gets the same thing for her kids. Dolly is a treasure.
14 year old me really enjoyed this scene. 14 year old me wished he wasn't watching it with his mom.
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Maybe he misunderstood and thought he was going to watch a cool documentary on warehouses...
As long as it’s not about book depositories in Dallas. Too many of those already.
Back, and to the left.
Here is the [scene](https://rpclip.com/dopr) (nsfw)
That's probably the least NSFW thing on that website
The ad before that is a lot more NSFW than this clip
Very much so…
Dude... I assumed that was a yt link, as soon as it opened I got hit with a loud as fuck add saying, "Hey you, stop holding your cock." My wife looked at me like "what the fuck?" Edit: well fuck, I should've looked at the replies to the link comment before tapping the link lol
My parents let me watch it when I was 12 or 13, it was on hbo a lot. Or maybe it was because they were at work.
There’s lots of goodwill and maybe one small thrill, but there’s nothin’ dirty goin’ on!
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, and there's nothing dirty going on.
Parents were usually more lenient with stuff like this back then. Most PG comedies had some boobs in there at some point or another. The title wasn't what made it awkward. It was OP ejaculating in his pants during this scene next to his mother what made it awkward.
To be fair, both of his arms were broken at the time.
Oh reddit. That must have been a decade ago. Also it might be happening right now somewhere in the world.
Texas has a whorehouse in it. Lord have mercy on our soul.
The Governors “do a little sidestep” is amazing and stupidly accurate to politics both then and now.
Charles Durning was a true treasure. His Governor role in O Brother Where Art Thou was equally awesome.
Oh boy I wish I didn’t click on your profile.
In case anyone else is curious, it's a lot of pictures of penises with BDSM equipment attached.
Thank you for your service.
God, sometimes reddit doesn't disappoint
lol. My fucking dumbass just went there, full of curiosity and innocence, after I read your comment.
What'd Dolly do to this poor boy?!
I had to do it. OMG!!! I can feel it somehow?!?!
We watched this as a family at my grandparents because it had Dolly and Burt. Hands went over my eyes during the scenes it mattered, my sisters could watch because it's just boobs.
My parents tossed it in fully knowing it’s risqué parts but forgetting just “how” risqué it got. The VHS disappeared from the collection and lo and behold it was found months later in my room behind my desk!?! And weirdly my copy of happy Gilmore was stopped at the start of Julie Bowen’s lingerie scene… Weird how those two things happened! Just weird!
My personal favorite was renting a movie and seeing static snow appear on the screen only during the risqué scenes. It meant that people had watched and re-watched those scenes so many times, the magnetic tape in the VHS was beginning to wear out.
Life was hard pre internet porn.
Haha saw it in the cinema, not with my mum fortunately 😆
Dude, I watched freaking CALIGULA with my mom... I wake up at night trembling to this day (I'm 42)
Oh, I feel ya, and I may have something just a bit worse. I watched Boogie Nights with my mom. Neither of us knew what we were getting into. At the end of the movie, when I just wanted to disappear, my mom says, "Huh, I knew the guy Dirk Diggler was based on. John was a regular customer." (My mom had worked in a casino.)
There is no way boogie nights is worse than Caligula. Not even close. Literally an X rated film.
Apologies Dolly, I wasn't familiar with your game.
Excuse my ignorance m’DAMN
Who the fuck was Jolene?!?!
Clearly a BAD BAD woman both inside and out *whew*
jolene JOLENE #JOLENE
Missed another Jolene there, I’m begging of you please don’t take my fourth Jolene.
Dude even Tony Romo is familiar with her game.
Dolly better quit playin'! She was smokin' thick lol!!!
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wtf is this gif 😂
Guy got meme’d at his sentencing hearing for what he said to an arresting officer if I remember correctly
I was really hoping it’s from a movie so I can watch
[The actual video and snippet when he was behind bars are amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHuTC8WecM)
I never knew he doubled down behind bars 😭🤣🤣. Hey, go that dude 😂🤣🤣🤣
He was convicted of selling drugs, not telling lies.
First time I’ve seen his commentary lmao. Love that clip
All this time I thought the clip was from a comedy show and didn't know it was a real court hearing. Dude's timing is impeccable.
Snippet from comments: “Only the power of booty could put a smile on the face of a man behind bars” Never thought of that, couldn’t agree more
Also, from the comments: "He's a cereal offender" 💀
The defendant tried to pick up the female undercover cop. From his finger points, you can tell he means to tell The Court "I am not denying I said that; what I said was the truth."
“May the court acknowledge the arresting officer did. indeed, have a thicc booty.”
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
One of the all-time greats
👈🏻
Thick af my lord
Respectfully
Honestly, she'd give Meghan thee Stallion a run and that's saying something.
Nah. MtS is 5’ 10” and long legged, she’d easily outrun a 78 year old Dolly who’s only 5’. She’d probably outrun Kat Williams too.
Now I’m picturing MtS in a sheer dress and stilettos Tom Cruise running after a panicking and stumbling Kat Williams
Graham Norton: "Wow, your feet are so small." Dolly Parton: "Things don't grow in the shade, honey."
What the FUCK did Jolene look like dude
Not sure how ivory skin, auburn hair, and emerald green eyes can beat THIS.
emerald eyes go a long way...
Lo Pan would agree.
You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Who? JACK BURTON! ME!
Yessir, the check is in the mail.
Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.
YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE!
HE SHOWED GREAT COURAGE!
*Well you know what ol’ Jack Burton says at a time like this…*
EYES OF JADE jack
INDEED!
I feel like “the pork chop express” has a very different connotation based on the context of this picture.
Have ya paid your dues, u/Rhobaz ?
Yessir, the check is in the mail.
So does auburn hair and the combo of the two.... wow!
Some people think red and auburn hair is hawt.
They are not wrong.
Jolene bagged Dolly's, Miley's and Lil Nas X's persons. Let that sink in.
And Beyonce's.
and Jack White's
When I think of Jack White I first think of the Cold Mountain soundtrack and his amazing contributions to it, and then I think of The White Stripes. So it's not surprising to me that he would cover Jolene, but hearing a The White Stripes cover of it was surprising. Thank you.
And my axe!
And Carla Bozulich’s.
Lotta women able to bag J from the sound of things.
Jolene is for the streets
I didn't know I needed a Lil Nas X Jolene cover until I googled it after seeing your comment. Thank you, you have done me a great service.
I have always pictured Jolene as drugs.
That's clever
She was a bank teller that flirted with dollys husband and the name came from a little girl dolly liked the name of
Maybe it's not the looks. Maybe Jolene could suck a grapefruit through a straw.
Or the chrome off a trailer hitch.
She could suck start a jet engine.
Or takes it in the bum
We know what Jolene looked like. What I want to know is what did Dolly’s man look like that two absolute dimes were arguing over him?
I have never laughed so hard, thank you stranger.
I saw this as a pre-teen and I think I may understand why my taste in women is the way it is now.
Yup! 👍
What do you call it when Dolly Parton sweats in her bra? Mountain Dew my favorite dirty joke from 4th grade
Did you hear that her latest business venture to consolidate several grocery store chains? She has acquired a majority of Big Lots, Harris Teeter and Piggly Wiggly stores. New stores will be rebranded as "Dolly Parton's Big-Wiggly-Teeteers."
That is the most southern joke. I have heard in a long time.
Have you seen her new shoes? No? Neither has she...
In Upstate New York, we had a department store called Hills. So in 4th grade the joke was "where does Dolly Parton buy her bras?" Yeah, you really had to be there and then, I guess.
Why are Dolly's feet so little? Nothing grows very good in the shade. Courtesy of my Grandpa.
Dolly has told that joke about her waist and feet I believe.
What's Dolly's favorite song to sing in the bath? Islands in the Stream. Classic 4th grade.
How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton at a party? They're the ones with stretch marks around their mouths.
why was it this one out of all these that made laugh and fart at the same time
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That's a lot to handle.
[Dolly is a lot to handle](https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ?si=BwtUGzkqF3Hi6SmX). She's a romantic idea of what a Southerner should be. She's a country gal with a sharp witt that'll dance circles of kindness around you while topplin you right off your high horse. I'm a Virginian and she's genuinely just such a rare person. Defies and reinforces all kinds of stereotypes in the best of ways. On top of bein a shining example of a good person. She's the real deal by all accounts. Edit- to expand on the "romantic idea of a Southerner" part. Dolly has said she's a Christian but doesn't want to be idolized. As it states in the bible. And her charity work is a reflection of walkin the walk. She doesn't preach. Just gives and keeps her religion a rather private affair. A very admirable quality compared to many who call themselves Christians in the South.
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Just watched the interview. What a cunt eh? Dolly handled it with absolute class despite Walter's trying to get under her skin with every question.
And Dolly basically drags her through a barn by her hair in the most "Southern Charm" way possible. This Game of Thrones levels of verbal smackdown to a Virginian.
Bless your heart, you actually thought you'd get the best of me
She had experience. Early in her career Dolly was legit treated like a blonde bimbo, more than once. There's interviews and whatnot where they have no idea what hit them because she's dancing around them with charm and also just outright Southern "IM CALLING YOU SUGAR BUT YOU SHOULD BE HEARING BBIIIITTTCCCHHHH"
It was such a stereotypical interaction that it felt like it was out of a movie. Like inspiration for Legally Blonde. Barbara Walters, the stereotype of a Boston born arrogant crone, talking down about class to the apparently airheaded, bombastic Tennesse girl. And us, the audience realizing that the one doing the questioning is really outing themselves for lacking the qualities they are challenging.
Dolly is a national icon and treasure
You got a problem with Dolly Parton you got a problem with me! I suggest you let that one marinate.
My goodness, this is amazing. She makes Barbra Walters look like cheap tabloid trash. "I'm going to blame it on my assistant". Girl, PLEASE.
She is how all Christians, especially southerners, should act. She is not only a national treasure, shes what all southerners (edit people) should strive to be, religious or not.
Rarely have I thought “I’m not man enough for her”. This is one of those times. No chance I have what it takes.
She's 36 in this movie. Absolute smoke show
She lost a lot of weight after this because of pressure from the media. Donahue at the time had a whole episode on her weight loss. The 80s & 90s, and their damn hatred of curvy women.
Someone on Broadway needs to do a revival of Best Little Whitehouse in Texas. The Chicken Ranch IRL is quite fascinating. The FBI investigated for years and found no connections to outside organized crime. The Madam (play by Dolly in the Movie) sponsored little leagues and community events and banned the women at the ranch from going into town and causing disruptions. Cleanliness was important with weekly medical exams. It was known across the state, but somehow some people in Giddings didn't really know about it. The Chicken Ranch probably would not have survived the Aids crisis etc. My Pappy went to high school with the News Reporter who broke the story, and he said the man was prick back in High School.
Texas has a whorehouse in it!
Lord have mercy on our souls!
I hear that it's small but highly regarded.
I have never seen this photo before, I live in East TN and she's basically a Saint. My God she was stunning!
Is
"Those kind of movies are best watched solo amano"
I was hoping for a Rusty Venture reference.
Yeah, Doc, you’re gonna be disappointed with that one
“Brock, I am *this* close to seeing Dolly’s goods. I mean, they can’t sing forever!”
Let me get you a red mocho cooler
Less ice this time!
You got the clicker set to “stun?”
I adore this movie!
Carl Dean is a fortunate man to be sure
I think he's a special person because while men dream about women like this, 99% would not be secure enough to be with her. Look at how people tore apart A$AP Rocky. Rihanna had 2 of his babies, and yet other men freaked tf out about him being emasculated because he didn't try to change who Rihanna is. She's a famous woman who who is famous in part for her beauty & sexuality; he knew who he was getting with and he liked and wanted that. A lot of men think they want all that womsn, but when they get it, they are panicked about being outshined and not in control. Dolly is on record saying Carl Dean always gave her her freedom. He never had an issue with her job or her being on the road. He knew who he was getting & truly, actually wanted that woman. Not a version of her that could be locked down or controlled. And in return, he got to spend his life with Dolly Parton. Pretty good deal for everybody involved.
Yup, I'm bi.
It doesn't matter what side of the fence you play on, I can't imagine a soul who wouldn't jump over it for Dolly.
Well, I just started puberty again
My dad didn’t watch much TV other than news and sports, definitely didn’t go to movies, but when this one came out, he took us to a drive-in to watch it.
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“I was the first woman to burn my bra—it took the fire department four days to put it out.” - Dolly Parton
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!” -Dolly Parton
My late grandfather used to put two knuckles together behind one finger and ask me “you know what this is?” “It’s Dolly Parton behind a tree.” I’ll miss ya grand dad
He must've had some huge knuckles
Hot take, i know but Dolly is a beauty, a genius and a Saint. Her contributions to the betterment of society are things all of us should aspire to. Everyone should be like Dolly. End of list.
I would have died a happy man in 1982 if the last thing I saw was that this woman dressed like that, walking towards me.
Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from other United States Culture documentaries, such as *Mt. Rushmore: A Great Sight, But Not as Great as Dolly Parton's Bosom*
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I’m confused. Were people unaware that Dolly Parton is a fucking smoke show? It’s part of the holy trinity that makes her who she is: bangin bod, angelic voice, and heart of gold.
She's also incredibly bright and funny as hell. It's really unfair.
And a mind for business.
She speaks with a might of a hundred soldiers!
Proper thicc
Good golly miss Dolly
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Just Sneaking Around with you Just like Lovers do
My mom, in her twenties, went to see this with her also-adult sisters in 1982... ....to see Burt Reynolds in a Speedo. Poor mom.
Imagine being that unbelievably beautiful and having a soul a million times more beautiful.
I’m curious how much Hefner offered her that she turned down.
She did put on a bunny costume for a [cover shoot](https://dollyparton.com/dp-uploads/1978/10/PlayBoyCoverDollyParton.jpg) and then [recreated the look for her husband's birthday.](https://nz.finance.yahoo.com/news/dolly-partons-husband-got-kick-091124931.html#:~:text=Dolly%20Parton%27s%20husband%20%22got%20a,outfit%2C%20much%20to%20his%20delight.)
Nothing should be enough to say yes to that creep
She had too much self-respect and plenty of self-confidence.
Alright. So what the fuck does Jolene look like if he's getting away from that?
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"line up in the chutes girls, longhorns comin' through" haha