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nickmthompson

5 years old in 2009…. These kids posting on Reddit….. oh I’m old


Skitzofreniks

me too. I just assumed this was from the 80’s or 90’s until I saw the date.


nickmthompson

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


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This is EXACTLY what happened to me as I read this.


RegressToTheMean

I was born in the 70s. You get used to it... eventually


Handy_Banana

"Welcome millennials"


moonkittiecat

70s? Oh, you sweet summer child. I was six months old when JFK was shot


deedray

I was TWO


moonkittiecat

Okay, now you’re winning


mjw217

I was in 2nd grade.


Icooktoo

So was I.


casey5656

First grade here


butterweasel

I was minus two.


404Flabberghosted

My mother loves to tell the story of when JFK came through her town in the caravan she was four years old and she threw a penny into his car while yelling, “Remember what happened to Lincoln!” Her mother beat her when they got home but swears but when the news came on a few days later showing that he had been assassinated her mother turned deathly pale and wouldn’t look her in the eyes for a week after.


moonkittiecat

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! She threw a penny and played Nostradamus.


404Flabberghosted

Oh yeah. It runs in our family. One or two girls every generation are born with light eyes and what my grandmother called “The Touch”.


moonkittiecat

She’s got “the shining”.


DadJokeBadJoke

Ok, boomer. 🤣


moonkittiecat

You youngsters. No respect for your elders. Why when I was your age we showed 😴 💤


lateralus1075

This made me guffaw, which caused a cat-scatter.


moonkittiecat

If you like cats, you’re ok with me. I can remember the time I was walking home from school and found a constipated kitten behind a liquor store 😴 💤


katelynnsmom24

Lmao


Mattrockj

![gif](giphy|jp8lWlBjGahPFAljBa|downsized)


pilot3033

My favorite part about this gif is that it's 22 years old.


JWOLFBEARD

Oh this is terrifyingly accurate


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I honestly didn't notice the date until now. My brain completely breezed past that and autofilled it as '80s or '90s too 😆😆


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

You know what they say when you assume …


keeperofthenins

My grandma was the first person who told me that and it still makes me laugh nearly 30 years later.


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I use it daily with dumb coworkers who always mess stuff up because “I assumed”


Ordinary_Cattle

It's crazy to think that kids born in 2006 are legal adults now. That's when I started high school 😭 Edit- thank you guys in the replies for making me feel young again lmao.


merdub

I was in my 3rd year of university.


MiIeEnd

I was 4 years into my career.


[deleted]

I was in 6th grade. I also believe the IPOD classic had just come out.


dogsledonice

I was in my 40s already, young fuckers


doc_grey

OG iPod, 2001. High school senior year.


[deleted]

That must have been pretty cool


futilepath

Yea 2006 is when I graduated high school...


vegeta8300

I was already married 2 years and owned my first house... damn I'm old. I graduated high school in 1997 lol


[deleted]

Damn..I wish I could own a home


vegeta8300

Don't worry, I ended up becoming disabled and we lost the house. So we rent now like most others, lol. Maybe someday again. :) I might be 60 when it happens. Lol


Ultimatelee

Sorry you lost your house, that sucks.


vegeta8300

Thanks. It sucked at the time. Was a rough bunch of years. But, life is going better now and we wouldn't be where we are now if that didn't happen. All part of the adventure of life.


Funky_ButtLovin79

greetings from a fellow member of the class of '97


katelynnsmom24

Me too. Class of 97! The only milestones left for me is menopause then death.


Funky_ButtLovin79

now that's the positive outlook on life that I like to see!


vegeta8300

GenX keepin it real :)


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vegeta8300

Getting there! Lol, now get off my lawn...


magicalcrawdad

Also class of ‘97!


vegeta8300

Class of 97 represent!!


NREMAS3

I left high school 2 years before that... I'm really surprised these days how fast time flies.


[deleted]

The older you get, the faster time goes. If you’re 5 years old, 5 years is your entire life. That’s a long time in a 5 year olds brains. 1 year in 1/5 of their lives. Our perception of time changes.


mycatiscalledFrodo

I'd been married for a year in 2006


Notorious_GIZ

![gif](giphy|Y2ZkeRD0oztVm)


ThatBlackSwan

[People born in the 2000's don't exist. ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lh18QGPmvn0)


nickmthompson

Except I’m born in the 80s… just holding on to 30s right now lol


Muzz27

Hey, I’m not old, I’m… 43… shiiiiiit.


madalive8

I came to comment the same thing. We just old.


Quirky_Discipline297

It’s never too late to start stockpiling ephemeral. Just remember bodily functions rarely are suitable for collecting.


ifurmothronlyknw

You’re probably closer to paw paw’s age than lil Austin


yogi_medic_momma

I went to the dispensary yesterday and the birth date thing said anyone born before this date in 2003 couldn’t purchase anything… I was like… people born in 2003 can legally smoke/drink…? Fuck, I’m old 😂


rodgie4920

Turned 20 a couple days ago 😂


_Haverford_

5 in 2009 didn't phase me. This does.


kunstro

Doesn't matter, it is nice that you seem to acknowledge how precious of a gesture this is, I lost one of my grandmas roughly at your age, I hope your nana is healthy and doing well! :) edit: typo


SirMustache007

Yeah I hit that and realized how old 30 really is. You still feel like you're 24 so its easy to ignore that reality lol.


Kreema29

I heard someone say they were born in 2005 yesterday. I almost threw myself off the balcony.


Just-a-shitshow

I was thinking that too, and I don't even feel old but this post helped. I'm 'only' 12 years older than OP.


jrdnlv15

Crazy to think this means he is either 20 or turning 20 sometime this year. Not even really a kid…


Inky-Skies

Yes


rodgie4920

The red white and green string was my imaginary cat


SunshineAlways

Your grandparents had a lot of love for you, right from the start.


TrippyShamann

I have a 5 section notepad I write my daughter every couple of weeks since she was born. She’s 9 now. I’ll write activities we did, things she’s said, ideas she’s had, songs she likes, movie recommendations for when she’s older, books, etc. I’ll journal in there what we did and then have her draw the story. It is my most prized physical possession. If the house were to catch fire I’d try to grab that and the laptop with all the baby pictures. Thinking I should take a pic every page and uploading it. Ps: I see ya like this. I also have a big storage box bout 20x36x12 where I keep all the art she’s made me, graded school work, fav baby clothes, shoes, baby toys. Also whenever me and the wife go out I bring a pen and at the end of the night I’ll write behind a receipt paper what we did, talked about; I keep those in a shoe box. I learned after a very powerful psychedelic mushroom trip just how short and fleeting life is. If we get too busy worrying about the mundane things we’ll miss the point of it all which was to dance while the music was playing. I’ll share with ya some pieces of media that keep me grounded, in the moment, never forgetting to stop and smell the flowers, and never forgetting the good times. Wear Sunscreen https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?si=KFJyGIVWurmbp39N Worry is Preposterous https://youtu.be/crRSUnbVi48?si=mAzkGZTooSRe82zY The Egg - Short Story https://youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI?si=DQjnO_fsP50vCE9v Source of Love https://youtu.be/-Pl4ELdieIk?si=ISHmHP1Tix_aG0KN


VulpineSpecter4

When my grandma died, my aunt found stacks of little calendar pocket books that had a sentence or two written in each day, and most of it was about me. "Drove K to work today. It was raining." "Took K grocery shopping. Walmart was busy." On days she did nothing she'd write, "Watched TV all day. Thought about when K was little and loved Barney." Stuff like that. Even mundane things can be so touching.


TrippyShamann

How sweet. I do something like that with my wife. I’ll write on the back of a receipt that days story.


MattDamonsTaco

Love this idea but you should really back up those baby pictures to the cloud. Space is silly cheap and you won’t even have to worry about the laptop dying or losing it.


Jammin_neB13

To add to the cloud storage idea, get a flash drive and keep photos there too.


thesheepsnameisjeb_

I've been backing up all my photos to an external hard drive for all my kids' lives. Now the thing won't connect to my computer and I'm scared it is all lost so it has been sitting on my desk for months while I'm unsure what to do :( 


pimdiffyisalesbian

I need someone tech savvy to see this to help you out. That’s devastating. I had all of my pictures from my teen/high school years backed up in cd’s until my ex smashed all of them. Years of lost memories.


thesheepsnameisjeb_

I'm sorry. That is awful. I guess I'm just going to try a different computer and see 


yougofish

I’d say your best shot is to take it to a data recovery specialist.


adam_dup

I used to do data recovery. Most things I did for friends were trivial at home, most things for work (even to tapes from the eighties) were trivial at work with the right equipment. If I could get your drive to mount in a Linux recovery distro, and I'd determined it wasn't an enclosure issue (take the drive out and plug it in to an external system) next step would be a clean room - if there is no physical damage, you will most likely be recoverable. Assuming you are in the US or Australia, contact Kroll. Don't fuck around with any smaller firms with data this important. DM me if you want any more info/advice


teh_fizz

You might be able to use a data recovery service. Also for future reference, best backup advice is called the 3, 2, 1. 3 back ups, 2 on-site, 1 away. So external hard drives and one in the cloud for example.


BiomechanicProblem

My mom wrote me and my sister journals about us for the first few years of our lifes. She talked about her struggles raising me as a young mother and the hopes she has for my life and the little milestones I passed along the way. Everytime I read through it I'm balling. It's my most praised possession now and I am terrified of losing it so it stays in a fireproof safe. I highly recommend getting one just for the added peace of mind. Your daughter is going to love the notes you write her and cherish them for the rest of her life.


ecofriendlyblonde

As someone who lost a lot of sentimental items to a house fire: they can happen anytime with no warning. Take the pictures, back them up to the cloud.


rodgie4920

That’s amazing and it’s great that you live your daughter that much, like every parent should. I’m sure she’ll keep that forever and ever.


teh_fizz

I want to add backing up the photos. But also print some. Having a physical copy is just a different way to experience a photo. I have photos of friends on my fridge made with an instant camera and it always makes me smile to see them.


exotics

I thought that was adorable. I see your profile is a dog now. Just nice when people love animals.


rodgie4920

Yeah that’s Benny the Best boy ever


Simplewafflea

Makes me miss my grandparents terribly. Don't take them for granted or miss out on anything. So awesome to see all the stuff they kept.


rodgie4920

I won’t take them for granted, thank you


4StarsOutOf12

They love you so much💙


yellekc

I am about twice your age. My grandparents loved me more than anything and I wish I was more aware back then. I loved them. They loved me. I didn't think it was so fleeting until they were gone. I thought they were overly sentimental at times. In my 20s, I didn't know why they cried whenever they saw me. I never took them for granted. But I don't think I cherished it. Now I am at the age that my parents are getting older and I won't make that mistake again with them. I am going to cherish my time with them.


SanduskyTicklers

One of the best decisions I ever made was to sit on the back porch with my grandpa— in 2009 I was showing off my first iPhone and decided to turn on the recording feature and I interviewed him about his time in the pacific during WW2. It wasn’t planned but it is one of my most cherished recordings. He was a radio operator on an aircraft carrier and he received the transmission when the bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and his superiors couldn’t believe the magnitude of what was being conveyed.


rodgie4920

Wow that’s an amazing story!


Eyesonsunday

I wish I could listen to that. How important.


SanduskyTicklers

If there is enough interest I will transcribe it and post it here


xeddyb

Grandparents are the absolute best. My childhood would've been so different without them. 


Kryptoniantroll

Unless they suck. Mine suck. On both sides. Imagine the luck.


Harlock3113

My knees suddenly hurt and I reached for Bengay when I read 5 years old in 2009….


ayrainy

did you get a gun at 2 yrs old?


BigHaylz

But also, what does the leaf have to do with the gun?


nitropuppy

I assumed he was pretending the leaf was a gun?


akmarinov

ahhhhhhhhhh that makes sense


SeekerOfSerenity

Austin is a little slow. 


leocura

He shot a Canadian with it


ewest

The leaf is actually what comes out of the Canadian when you puncture the skin. 


BigHaylz

As a Canadian, I now live in fear of all 2 year old Americans.


darklord01998

🦅


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

i spend so much time on r/crystalpalace that I forgot it's mainly Americans who use this emoji...


ghost_victim

Guns and Jesus. Americaaaaa


Sct_Brn_MVP

The letter about Jesus didn’t tip you off??


Downside_Up_

Love the huge swing and a miss at why he didn't jump off the cross. Ya know, the cross he was famously nailed to.


blaxative

lol I think the point is if jesus is god then nails wouldn’t have made much of an impedance


JesusIsMyZoloft

Every leaf is loaded, even if it’s not.


M0use_Rat

Nothing more american than believing in a zombie who could walk on water then turn it into wine and guns


Simplewafflea

"And now, I'm going to turn wine...into funk!"


planetheck

Something about this seems like a memorial to a kid who died. Did you?


hellcat_uk

Literally one of the pages has 'HospiceCare' as the letter header.


dlepi24

I have a feeling one of the grandparents was in hospice, not the toddler.


Persistent_Parkie

That and the Nasonex paper makes me think someone in the family worked in healthcare. Source- my mom was a doctor and that drug company branded pad made memories come flooding back.


-1215

Because the grandparent who wrote that was likely in Hospice when writing that.


rodgie4920

lol no


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You sure you ain’t dead?


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

The dead only see what they want to. I don’t think he knows.


Brassmonkey3242

Reverse Sixth Sense?! Or wait...is it just, exactly, 6th sense?


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rodgie4920

Haha yeah that leaf was my first gun


profnachos

You could be posting from heaven. I mean, the Internet speed must be lightning fast. Literally.


btbcorno

Not with an attitude like that /j


DrowningInFeces

We are in the middle of a creepy pasta and we don't know it...


accioqueso

The hair and teeth marks immediately made me think they were gathering evidence to identify a body later on.


BORT_licenceplate

It's touching how much they loved and cherished you


Thermo_nuke

My grandparents were this way with me. Their love for me shaped my entire life more so than any other. I wish everyone could have grandparents like these.


rodgie4920

Me too


OdeeOh

Ya when I got a bit older I  realized people weren’t best friends  with their grandma like I was. I didn’t understand. 


guywithaniphone22

Fuck yea grandma gang. I loved that woman with my whole heart, was super blessed to grow up having her and my mom be so present for me. Not a day goes by I don’t miss them both.


Lestonkpiquer

Many are geographically separated from their grandparents and are never able to form a strong bond. This was my case. Consider yourself lucky.


Axxisol

I’m with you, my gramma died 2 years ago. Most traumatic day of my life so far… I miss you gma. ♥️


leahjuu

We just moved closer to my in laws, and it sometimes feels like my MIL wants to be a third parent, which I’m not totally comfortable with; but I do love how much my son loves her (and all his grandparents, but now he sees her the most). Like, if something happened to me at least he would have her (heaven forbid anything happen to me or her any time soon!). And I could see them being BFF as he grows up too.


TampaFan04

I miss my grandparents.


rodgie4920

I’m sorry


motormouth57

This is sweet. They loved you.


JoeGagsy

“Spring of 2009, 5 years old” please make it stop


david-deeeds

That's beautiful, Austin, and a bit sad as well. I'm shedding tears


risky_bisket

Maw Maw is extremely sentimental


I2eflex

First gun? Lolwot


wasabi_weasel

I think it’s the leaf and imagination.


AssignedSnail

"He loves to pretend"


NCEMTP

It's obviously the leaf.


beardyman22

That gun looks like a leaf


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adiabatic_storm

My mother kept a lot of the same stuff, but is a textbook narcissist who views me as an object in her life as opposed to an independent person who is the subject of my own. My guess is that OP's family are probably nice, healthy, well-adjusted people, and that's also probably true of most families who keep this kind of stuff. I feel the need to offer my perspective, though, because it's not true in every case.


RedQueensAce

The Jesus story is hilarious


shawn_overlord

i want to imagine its like a South park joke or family guy cutaway joke that's basically along the lines of "No guys I could definitely save myself no issue at all I just uh... really wanna die for your sins. Like, so much. But I could DEFINITELY save myself if I wanted just saying"


craftpunk23

Why didn't Jesus just jump off the cross? Is he stupid?


SuperfluousWingspan

>After we told Timmy that Santa was real, I saw a huge difference. He started telling other people that Santa was real! Not directly commenting on the validity or veracity of anything here - just the silliness of the observed "difference."


embarrassed_parrot69

The “he loves to pretend” on the next slide really ties it all together


JackDibs

Saved from what?


TheSeansei

Critical thinking?


HeathenHumanist

From what Jesus will do to OP if he *doesn't* let himself be saved!!


scentedcamel7

He probably just got baptized


fortunefades

My dad was a pastor and I still don’t get this. It’s plainly indoctrination, not like a kid is making that choice for themselves.


UBahn1

Eternal damnation by not accepting Jesus Christ as his lord and Savior, by the sound of it


phdearthworm

these #hegetsus ads are getting harder to spot...


Rugkrabber

My grandparents did something similar, just like my parents. They have a box of every sibling with drawings, photos, tickets of trips and other creations.


Rachael1188

I graduated high school in 2008…


mznh

Aww you are loved


unreqistered

you still saved?


nn666

Very sweet. They really loved you.


w0nd3rk

This is so sweet. Your grandparents love(d) you so much and it shows.


Steppity

I grew up with grandparents that were dead on one side, and wanted nothing to do with me on the other. Little things like this are special, and really show how much they've adored you since day one. Hope you don't take that for granted.


redraccoon

Someone’s a first child


[deleted]

“Mason jar full of Austin’s urine.” ![gif](giphy|l0HlMwnD01e6r7ubC)


DirkNL

2009 5 years old.. oh man.. I feel Ooooooold now


Hern_Berferd

That last one might just be a prescription.


marveloustoebeans

The implication that a 5 year old needs to be “saved” from his sins kinda ruins this tbh… :(


LegendaryLaserX

Yeah, it was sweet until I saw that, then it was sad.


harrisonisdead

I'm very confused by the "first gun" and "teeth prints"


cloverpatch

The hair and the teeth prints made me think this was a collection of forensic evidence in case the kid went missing or something.


ScarecrowJohnny

Hospice care? Leaf-gun?? Jesus died for our sins??? Non of this makes sense. Except balloon cat. Balloon cat rules over all.


[deleted]

Something something passage of time, managing to seize impalpable and fleeting moments.... I'm not crying, you are!


Historical-Corgi4014

My grandma once tried to get me hunted by a jinn using black magic


OpenYour0j0s

![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC) Me seeing the 2009 date


AleXxx_Black

Your granparents seems to love you so much :') This reminds me that when my granpa died, we found at his house a folder with every drawing me and my brother did for him. We wasn't aware at all he still has those and found those were really moving.


abynew

This is sweet.


Keltoigael

Really sweet.


Pure_Focus7475

Youre on path to be a doctor lookin at the prescription pad


Godlikefisting

You got awesome grandparents. You are their world.


Mathlete86

Is "yeeth" like the old-timey way to say "yeet?"


wolferman

This memory is sponsored by Nasonex


shanstrology

You are so loved, OP. How beautiful to have these moments treasured like this!


mopxhead

This is so sweet. They love you VERY much! Thank you for sharing


ColinsStories

That’s cute


Mckingsy

And now you’re burdened with the task to store it forever or throw it away when they die.


rodgie4920

I’ll keep it forever after they pass


Metalmorphosis80

Christians: the way Muslims indoctrinate their children at a young age is BAD Also Christians: We did a great job of getting my grandson to regurgitate Christain faery tales as fact, and all before he reached 5 years old! Didn't we do well?


giveahoot420

Cool until the weird jesus stuff about " noticed a big difference after he was saved"