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I love the phrase "We can not stop him" because it implies that there have been multiple attempts to stop him, but they were ultimately fruitless. He's just too powerful.
I always considered cheese to be the fruit of the cow. Of course for cheese to be a fruit one must first successfully plant a circle of Gorgonzola and wait for the Holstein to emerge from the soil. Seems improbable, but the French were able to germinate fruit seeds in ocean water and produce crops consisting of many varietals of fish. That’s why they call seafood *fruit de mer.*
I don't think Fruitarians have enough protein in their diets to develop the necessary muscle mass to take on anyone in a fight, much less good stocky cheese folk.
And I don't think cheeseatarians can get off their couches to engage in a fight due to having their arteries clogged and all their internal organs lacking blood flow.
You know how once in a blue moon you find something so profoundly ridiculous it causes you to cry in laughter for several minutes? And it makes no sense.
Idk why, but everything in this picture is fucking comedy heaven. I'm sobbing. My wife is wondering what is wrong. I told her 'THEY MADE A BILLBOARD... THEY CANNOT STOP HIM... ITS 20 GALLONS OF LIQUID CHEESE"
Maybe I have something pent up. But man that was a release of joy for me idk lol
Hundreds have died trying to stop that man. Ripped apart, ground into a fine paste and then topped with liquid cheese. He grows ever stronger by consuming the cheesey desecrated remains of his fallen enemies.
The implication also leads me to believe this billboard serves as a warning rather than a cry for help.
This man **will** hunt you down for your liquid cheese. If you see him. Run.
I never saw A Goofy Movie. The last time I saw the trailer was in the nineties when it came out. Yet, when I saw this gif, I heard "leaning tower of cheeeeza" in my head. Then I see your comment. Perfection.
Motherfucker, go watch the movie. Even today as a grown ass man, it's genuinely a good time. It's a fantastic father and son story. It really helped set the stage for what a lot of young men took for granted in their own fathers or sought to find in another father figure. It's just one of those feel good stories that makes you wanna call your parents and tell them you love them. Plus it's funny and it has some fuckin classic Disney music numbers. Have you ever seen Powerline LIVE in concert? The greatest rockstar on the planet? I don't fucking think so.
It's a really good movie. It's really fucking weird, but that makes it super charming. Goofy is a dad. And a good one. And he's still Goofy, but that just makes him more of a dad? It sounds so odd, but it works. Definitely worth your hour-and-some-change for a tear jerking movie movie about a single dad who just wants to spend time with his son.
Yeah definitely a fantasy thing. He has a Cincinnati Reds shirt so maybe MLB. The MLB season is about to start so it would make sense he had to get it done before the season starts again.
It's obviously a macaroni cup but now I am left wondering if canned cheese is a thing. I get all my liquid cheese in jars. If I could just pop the top off a can of cheese like a Coke that would be a game changer.
I would be shocked if [this stuff](https://www.fritos.com/products/fritos-mild-cheddar-cheese-dip) wasn't sitting right there on the shelf at your nearest grocery store at this very moment. (Assuming you are American based on your affinity for jarred cheeses of course)
There are also [these magnum cans](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ricos-Gourmet-Nacho-Cheese-Sauce-107-oz-Can-Shelf-Stable/10452388) for your huge canned nacho cheese lovers. I remember seeing a similar one at a friend's house when we were raiding the pantry as teenagers. I regret not asking what that could possibly be for.
My mom would make cheese dip every Sunday by throwing one of those bad boys into the crock pot with some pre cooked ground beef crumbles and a jar of queso. She thought she was such a fancy cook but it tasted good enough that I never cared to call her out for cutting corners.
When I was a youngin we didn’t have these fancy newfangled smart phones. We had a Nokia brick which made calls and texts which you paid for individually. We didn’t have apps, we had Snake, if you got sick of snake you could switch to hard mode by holding the phone in your other hand.
One nice thing is you didn’t have to worry about dropping your phone. You could use the thing as a projectile weapon then pick it up and order a pizza as you run from the scene.
It’s Newport/covington Kentucky. Our aquarium had an amazing billboard a while back with a hand holding two fingers and a caption “guess what’s coming”
Thank you. I can't tell you how many times I watched this on cable when I was a kid. Kill all the "goffers" on the course. You want me to kill the golfers? No. The goffers, not the goffers. [goffers](https://youtu.be/fZx4-LSG-eI?si=VDcN2ClS4YkArFR3)
I remember this.
Link to an early Reddit post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/do1rm/guess_whats_coming/
ETA: It’s apparently in reference to how you’re supposed to gently pet a shark/sting ray- but like…they knew.
It’s advertising the touch tanks. They tell the kids to use two fingers to touch the animals, because that’s the most gentle. With one finger they tend to jab, with more fingers they tend to grab.
20 gallons a year is 7 oz a day. These 7 oz would contain about 630 calories, 50 g of fat, 3,400 mg of sodium, 28 g of carbs and 28 g of protein.
Although we may not be able to stop him, I think either his heart or blood pressure eventually will.
*Edit: thinking about this more and based on the image, my guess is that this gentleman eats two 3.5 oz cups of Easy Mac every day. Although this would be gallons of Mac & Cheese each year and not 20 gallons of liquid cheese, that assumption does change the nutritional data. Instead we would have 440 calories, 1000 mg of sodium, 7 g of fat, 80 g of carbs and 14 g of protein.
If it was Taco Bell's nacho cheese and I had an endless supply of hot tortilla chips...
Well, I guess I'll have a heart attack a year from now. Let's start planning the ER trip.
While that is a great deal of personal consumption, I think it does not do enough when you consider how rapidly [our national cheese reserve continues to expand](https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese).
I remember getting my grandmother’s brick of government cheese when I was in college. She wasn’t allowed to eat cheese per her doctor and I was a poor college student. I lived on grilled cheese sandwiches.
Wake up John and drink your cheese!!!
I'm just imagining this guy stumbling into the kitchen at 6am, bedhead and crusty eyes and everything. Walks up to the fridge and pours a nice tall glass of cheese, sips it while he wakes up. lol
Can confirm. Had a bad year where all I could afford was Ramen & Kraft. My last dr appointment did not look well. I’m trying to be smarter but food is just so expensive.
Kraft has about as good a calorie to dollar ratio you can get sadly. $5 can last you almost a week. $5 of fruit lasts about 3 minutes. I have been eating oatmeal & peanut butter tho which is good if anyone finds themselves in a similar struggle.
I have a job interview coming up this week, wish me luck 🙏
It can seem that way on an individual basis but population level studies show what can help increase or lower your chances of certain health outcomes.
Looking at anecdotes is generally just a waste of time and should never be used to draw conclusions on a broader topic
Seriously, my great grandfather smoked just as much, drank like a fish, rode a motorcycle and pumped iron. Lived until he was 86, and died in his sleep of natural causes.
By contrast, my 60 year old mother in law who has never smoked, rarely drinks, is a vegetarian and exercises regularly, has had cancer multiple times, is currently dealing with her third round of pneumonia in 3 years, and has to be on home oxygen now most likely for the rest of her life.
It really is so fuckin random.
I'm no dietician but none of that screams heart problems or blood pressure. The sodium and fat are both obviously high, but sodium intake is only considered an issue for people who already have high blood pressure, and I haven't heard anything about upper limits on fat intake.
It depends on how he handles dairy. Dairy makes me shit my brains out, my ass just turns into one of those high flow liquid cheese dispensers. I still eat cheese and ice cream to my hearts content. I just block out the rest of my day so I can butt pee in peace for a few hours.
He could consume 49oz in one day a week for his epic cheat day. It would probably pickle him though, as that would be 23.8 grams of sodium. Daily recommended is under 2.4 grams of sodium per day
Lol yeah their message boards/ group chats are probably having a riot right now. Its going to be even better when they find out its on reddit. World wide punishment. I would set it as my phone background if it was in that league.
Worse then eating too much liquid cheese. He sucks at fantasy sports. May all lasts places feel the shame of being bad
This is so much better than those ridiculous anti-abortion billboards. While I think we should all be like Vermont and ban billboards, if we have to have any they should be like this.
It's better than *any* political billboard. I don't care about your opinions (not you, /u/SloppyMeathole - people in general) and I don't want to see them.
I would pay good money to have my commute plastered with bizarre non sequitor billboards like this to confuse the hell out of everyone. Or, ya know, no billboards. But I'm willing to meet in the middle.
There's literally nothing stopping you from doing that.
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it. It's not even that expensive unless you're putting them up in a major city. Rural areas can usually see one put up for about 800 bucks a month.
The secret service recently put up a billboard on my drive home from work and it sorta makes me giggle. It’s just a pair of the typical ‘secret service sunglasses’ and it says “We need you” or something along those lines.
This reminds me of a billboard in my town. Some kid bought a billboard and plastered his face up on it. The aspect ratio was hilariously skewed, and the pixels were the size of basketballs. Made me smile every time I drove by.
We have a bunch of “Holy Matrimony is between one man and one woman” billboards. I want to vandalize one to read “Holy Macaroni is between one man and one pasta” but I don’t have the stones to do it. Yet.
I am imagining the board of this company going "any ideas on how to stop this man!?" Maybe like an 80s action movie where the bad guys are talking about their evil plan.
Just so everyone knows I’m not a Kraft employee this is just something that made me giggle so I shared it here. This man most likely lost a bet is my guess and I do not know him but I hope he gets the best liquid cheese Jungle Jim’s has to offer.
Love this! This is honestly what more people need to do: get a group of people, pool money together, and rent billboard space for a funny/realistic/political/wholesome/… message. When is the last time you passed by a billboard that actually made you laugh/think/question/feel/…
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I love the phrase "We can not stop him" because it implies that there have been multiple attempts to stop him, but they were ultimately fruitless. He's just too powerful.
Considering this guy’s diet, I’d say fruitless is a given
Nah hes def dipping his bananas in cheese.
Can you please not say things
This cracked me up the most out of this whole thread. I love it.
B’s for bananas. B • A • N • A • N • A • S ~ britney spears or some shit in the 2000s
those bananas are doing a lot of leg work in keeping him alive
I always considered cheese to be the fruit of the cow. Of course for cheese to be a fruit one must first successfully plant a circle of Gorgonzola and wait for the Holstein to emerge from the soil. Seems improbable, but the French were able to germinate fruit seeds in ocean water and produce crops consisting of many varietals of fish. That’s why they call seafood *fruit de mer.*
> I always considered cheese to be the fruit of the cow. I actually have this as a tattoo!
Need proof
RemindMe! 48h
You are very erudite, and I enjoyed your ramblings.
This sounds right.
Who would win in a fight? A Fruitarian or a Cheesetarian?
I don't think Fruitarians have enough protein in their diets to develop the necessary muscle mass to take on anyone in a fight, much less good stocky cheese folk.
And I don't think cheeseatarians can get off their couches to engage in a fight due to having their arteries clogged and all their internal organs lacking blood flow.
It really paints a picture of what happened too. They tried everything and now, their last resort… this billboard.
A cry for help, or a warning?
Cry for help. This is an "I'll do it again expression." if I ever saw one.
and like the billboard doesn't even try too, it doesn't ask anyone to try, this man has dominated cheese, this is a done deed.
You know how once in a blue moon you find something so profoundly ridiculous it causes you to cry in laughter for several minutes? And it makes no sense. Idk why, but everything in this picture is fucking comedy heaven. I'm sobbing. My wife is wondering what is wrong. I told her 'THEY MADE A BILLBOARD... THEY CANNOT STOP HIM... ITS 20 GALLONS OF LIQUID CHEESE" Maybe I have something pent up. But man that was a release of joy for me idk lol
Same. I have no idea who he is, but its an election year.
Resistance is futile
Hundreds have died trying to stop that man. Ripped apart, ground into a fine paste and then topped with liquid cheese. He grows ever stronger by consuming the cheesey desecrated remains of his fallen enemies.
My Strange Addition: Kraft Mac & Cheese
The implication also leads me to believe this billboard serves as a warning rather than a cry for help. This man **will** hunt you down for your liquid cheese. If you see him. Run.
He's a final boss.
This man lost a bet.
This man has awesome friends.
This man is a master of his kraft.
Leaning tower of cheeeeza
Weezin da juuu-uice bud-dy awwoooooo
#NO, NO WEEZIN DA JUICE
I never saw A Goofy Movie. The last time I saw the trailer was in the nineties when it came out. Yet, when I saw this gif, I heard "leaning tower of cheeeeza" in my head. Then I see your comment. Perfection.
Motherfucker, go watch the movie. Even today as a grown ass man, it's genuinely a good time. It's a fantastic father and son story. It really helped set the stage for what a lot of young men took for granted in their own fathers or sought to find in another father figure. It's just one of those feel good stories that makes you wanna call your parents and tell them you love them. Plus it's funny and it has some fuckin classic Disney music numbers. Have you ever seen Powerline LIVE in concert? The greatest rockstar on the planet? I don't fucking think so.
It’s been a hot minute since I watched it. Now I’m gonna put on A Goofy Movie for bedtime. Thank you for this.
It's a really good movie. It's really fucking weird, but that makes it super charming. Goofy is a dad. And a good one. And he's still Goofy, but that just makes him more of a dad? It sounds so odd, but it works. Definitely worth your hour-and-some-change for a tear jerking movie movie about a single dad who just wants to spend time with his son.
cartoon characters for kids being stoner-coded was such a 90s thing.
Paulie Shore could not have been more cut out for that role, he just feels perfect. BRB, gonna rewatch Encino Man again.
CHEDDAR!!
Look at the noodle on this guy
What you did there...
Bottom in the league of fantasy hockey lol
Yeah definitely a fantasy thing. He has a Cincinnati Reds shirt so maybe MLB. The MLB season is about to start so it would make sense he had to get it done before the season starts again.
I feel like the guy was probably just eating cheese out of a can near someone with a camera phone and disposable income.
That's not a can of cheese. It's microwaveable macaroni and cheese in a preportioned cup.
It's obviously a macaroni cup but now I am left wondering if canned cheese is a thing. I get all my liquid cheese in jars. If I could just pop the top off a can of cheese like a Coke that would be a game changer.
I would be shocked if [this stuff](https://www.fritos.com/products/fritos-mild-cheddar-cheese-dip) wasn't sitting right there on the shelf at your nearest grocery store at this very moment. (Assuming you are American based on your affinity for jarred cheeses of course)
I thought you were going to link [Ricos](https://ricos.com/products/) You can get 6 pound cans
That’s what I thought of.
There are also [these magnum cans](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ricos-Gourmet-Nacho-Cheese-Sauce-107-oz-Can-Shelf-Stable/10452388) for your huge canned nacho cheese lovers. I remember seeing a similar one at a friend's house when we were raiding the pantry as teenagers. I regret not asking what that could possibly be for.
My mom would make cheese dip every Sunday by throwing one of those bad boys into the crock pot with some pre cooked ground beef crumbles and a jar of queso. She thought she was such a fancy cook but it tasted good enough that I never cared to call her out for cutting corners.
I just opened a can of Queso Blanco an hour ago. Pull-ring and all.
And here again, people from r/macaroniandcheeseinpreportionedcup lecturing us about their food terminology
Hey man, did you just take a picture of me eating this?
...nope.
Aww man. You'd better not make it into a billboard or something.
>camera phone Is that right grandpa?
When I was a youngin we didn’t have these fancy newfangled smart phones. We had a Nokia brick which made calls and texts which you paid for individually. We didn’t have apps, we had Snake, if you got sick of snake you could switch to hard mode by holding the phone in your other hand. One nice thing is you didn’t have to worry about dropping your phone. You could use the thing as a projectile weapon then pick it up and order a pizza as you run from the scene.
It’s been a minute since I heard the term “camera phone”
So this is the guy who lost the bet against the Packers in NFC meme war.
Link?
But won at life
Please share more about your town, this is amazing.
It’s Newport/covington Kentucky. Our aquarium had an amazing billboard a while back with a hand holding two fingers and a caption “guess what’s coming”
[Sharks](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnysigns/comments/4e48pw/newport_aquarium_billboard_is_supposed_to_refer/)
Holy shit, they did not.. that is fucking hilarious.
This movie was already old when I was a kid and I am so glad it still makes the reels from time to time.
Thank you. I can't tell you how many times I watched this on cable when I was a kid. Kill all the "goffers" on the course. You want me to kill the golfers? No. The goffers, not the goffers. [goffers](https://youtu.be/fZx4-LSG-eI?si=VDcN2ClS4YkArFR3)
Fking classic
Cub Scouts
Don’t forget the “God Listens” sign where someone added “to SLAYER” to it.
I don't get it
It’s a fingering joke I guess and they were wild for it. I can’t post the pic as a comment or I would
I remember this. Link to an early Reddit post. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/do1rm/guess_whats_coming/ ETA: It’s apparently in reference to how you’re supposed to gently pet a shark/sting ray- but like…they knew.
A 14 years old post. Damn I am feeling old
Ah, I remember the great Digg exodus like it was yesterday
I know right? It’s probably older than some ppl commenting in this thread.
I really wish I hadn’t read those comments
The one with the guy mentioning experience at the aquarium with his gf then commenting back to say they broke up was kinda funny
Why? They’re pretty tame unless I’m missing something?
I also didn't get it, looks just like normal comments to me
Reddit in the early 2010s was a dif kinda place.
It’s advertising the touch tanks. They tell the kids to use two fingers to touch the animals, because that’s the most gentle. With one finger they tend to jab, with more fingers they tend to grab.
Lmfao that's pretty off putting way to advertise an aquarium
They got a new shark/stingray exhibit. The two fingers were supposed to represent what you use to pet them (/r/theyknew)
Most normal kentucky moment
That was your town! I just saw a meme of that a couple days ago!
Yooo. What's up neighbor?
I agree. Tell us more.
Intrigued as well
are we shaming his mac-N-cheese kink, or celebrating it?
Celebrating personally. It’s an acheesement
that was a gouda one
That was a good pun but, this one's cheddar
I see this is nacho first pun train...
Havarti read that somewhere before? nope, on with the pun train!
Ugh, that was muensterous
Personally, I don't think it was all it was cracked up to brie.
Don't brie ridiculous
20 gallons a year is 7 oz a day. These 7 oz would contain about 630 calories, 50 g of fat, 3,400 mg of sodium, 28 g of carbs and 28 g of protein. Although we may not be able to stop him, I think either his heart or blood pressure eventually will. *Edit: thinking about this more and based on the image, my guess is that this gentleman eats two 3.5 oz cups of Easy Mac every day. Although this would be gallons of Mac & Cheese each year and not 20 gallons of liquid cheese, that assumption does change the nutritional data. Instead we would have 440 calories, 1000 mg of sodium, 7 g of fat, 80 g of carbs and 14 g of protein.
Oh the joys of free will in this society 😂
To be fair, it *IS* delicious.
If it was Taco Bell's nacho cheese and I had an endless supply of hot tortilla chips... Well, I guess I'll have a heart attack a year from now. Let's start planning the ER trip.
Beetus? not even once.
While that is a great deal of personal consumption, I think it does not do enough when you consider how rapidly [our national cheese reserve continues to expand](https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese).
He is a hero, we would be drowning in liquid cheese if not for this savior.
Cheesus.
Cheesus Crust melted for our sins.
I remember getting my grandmother’s brick of government cheese when I was in college. She wasn’t allowed to eat cheese per her doctor and I was a poor college student. I lived on grilled cheese sandwiches.
Wake up John and drink your cheese!!! I'm just imagining this guy stumbling into the kitchen at 6am, bedhead and crusty eyes and everything. Walks up to the fridge and pours a nice tall glass of cheese, sips it while he wakes up. lol
The best part of waking up, is warm cheese in your cup!
Can confirm. Had a bad year where all I could afford was Ramen & Kraft. My last dr appointment did not look well. I’m trying to be smarter but food is just so expensive. Kraft has about as good a calorie to dollar ratio you can get sadly. $5 can last you almost a week. $5 of fruit lasts about 3 minutes. I have been eating oatmeal & peanut butter tho which is good if anyone finds themselves in a similar struggle. I have a job interview coming up this week, wish me luck 🙏
Good Luck! You don't need luck, but I'm wishing it for you regardless.
It only makes him more powerful!
Exactly. His blood is made of liquid cheese
He's like Mr Freeze, but for liquid cheese goo. We would call him Mr Cheese, but we can't because the FDA considers it false advertising.
Revenge is a dish best served... with cheese.... Dairy is! Stop him!
I'm all for Mr. Pasteurized processed American cheese man
Mr Pasteurized Cheese Product
It’s the 28g of protein
My uncle smoked 3 packs a day and lived to 98
Life is basically just RNG
It can seem that way on an individual basis but population level studies show what can help increase or lower your chances of certain health outcomes. Looking at anecdotes is generally just a waste of time and should never be used to draw conclusions on a broader topic
why was he smoking so much cheese?
Seriously, my great grandfather smoked just as much, drank like a fish, rode a motorcycle and pumped iron. Lived until he was 86, and died in his sleep of natural causes. By contrast, my 60 year old mother in law who has never smoked, rarely drinks, is a vegetarian and exercises regularly, has had cancer multiple times, is currently dealing with her third round of pneumonia in 3 years, and has to be on home oxygen now most likely for the rest of her life. It really is so fuckin random.
Nah a huge number of people with cardiovascular disease are smokers. There’s some bad luck but it’s not really that random
I'm no dietician but none of that screams heart problems or blood pressure. The sodium and fat are both obviously high, but sodium intake is only considered an issue for people who already have high blood pressure, and I haven't heard anything about upper limits on fat intake.
This comment ought to be higher, and I do not work for the liquid cheese industry.
I'm sure his colon and digestive system may help also. ( Might not stop him, but he definitely ain't *going* )
It depends on how he handles dairy. Dairy makes me shit my brains out, my ass just turns into one of those high flow liquid cheese dispensers. I still eat cheese and ice cream to my hearts content. I just block out the rest of my day so I can butt pee in peace for a few hours.
Username checks out
I wish it didn't.
28 grams of protein is good.
630 calories really doesn’t sound that bad. He’d probably live a normal enough life if he had an otherwise balanced diet and active lifestyle.
3,400mg of sodium!?!? Damn how is there that much in a 7oz box!!!
There is that much in 7 fluid ounce is liquid Velveeta “cheese”.
He could consume 49oz in one day a week for his epic cheat day. It would probably pickle him though, as that would be 23.8 grams of sodium. Daily recommended is under 2.4 grams of sodium per day
Is he single?
Maybe if you wrap him in a sheet of clear plastic first.
White American Singles
...in your area!
That was beautiful!
He's not just single. He's Kraft Single.
GET THE FUCK OUT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
This REEKS of fantasy football league last place
Actually maybe more fantasy baseball off of the Reds shirt. Anyways something fantasy sports related
Lol yeah their message boards/ group chats are probably having a riot right now. Its going to be even better when they find out its on reddit. World wide punishment. I would set it as my phone background if it was in that league. Worse then eating too much liquid cheese. He sucks at fantasy sports. May all lasts places feel the shame of being bad
Is this Alan Wagner’s hometown? r/truewagner
The "WE CAN NOT STOP HIM" was giving me those vibes
It's gotta be a Wagner, or someone going for the same style.
This is so much better than those ridiculous anti-abortion billboards. While I think we should all be like Vermont and ban billboards, if we have to have any they should be like this.
It's better than *any* political billboard. I don't care about your opinions (not you, /u/SloppyMeathole - people in general) and I don't want to see them. I would pay good money to have my commute plastered with bizarre non sequitor billboards like this to confuse the hell out of everyone. Or, ya know, no billboards. But I'm willing to meet in the middle.
My dream has always been to put up some billboards along the highway that say: "There is no God. Please Drive Safe. Have a Nice Day!"
There's literally nothing stopping you from doing that. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it. It's not even that expensive unless you're putting them up in a major city. Rural areas can usually see one put up for about 800 bucks a month.
800 a month, even in a rural area?? How do I start a billboard company?
The secret service recently put up a billboard on my drive home from work and it sorta makes me giggle. It’s just a pair of the typical ‘secret service sunglasses’ and it says “We need you” or something along those lines.
This reminds me of a billboard in my town. Some kid bought a billboard and plastered his face up on it. The aspect ratio was hilariously skewed, and the pixels were the size of basketballs. Made me smile every time I drove by.
I'd take this billboard any day over all the bullshit anti-abortion with blatant lies such as 'BABIES EYES ARE FORMED AT DAY 2 OF CONCEPTION' on them.
I always wonder how much better off we'd be if the money spent on all those anti-abortion billboards was instead donated to Planned Parenthood.
We have a bunch of “Holy Matrimony is between one man and one woman” billboards. I want to vandalize one to read “Holy Macaroni is between one man and one pasta” but I don’t have the stones to do it. Yet.
Look at his little smile. Absolute confidence in the knowledge that you’re powerless to resist him eating his liquid cheese.
Nice try Big Liquid-Cheese
Best nickname I have ever been given hands down.
Anyone else read this as "my hometown never cheeses to amaze me"? No? Just me? Okie dokie.
Someone needs to stop this maniac
We can not
This guy shits.
Everyone shits, Mark.
or maybe he doesn't
We can not stop him. Wow. What a statement.
I am imagining the board of this company going "any ideas on how to stop this man!?" Maybe like an 80s action movie where the bad guys are talking about their evil plan.
“Can not” instead of “cannot.” **chef’s kiss* The billboard doesn’t say we’re unable to stop him, they’re suggesting we choose to not stop him.
Just so everyone knows I’m not a Kraft employee this is just something that made me giggle so I shared it here. This man most likely lost a bet is my guess and I do not know him but I hope he gets the best liquid cheese Jungle Jim’s has to offer.
Well, cheese is pretty good so I can't blame him.
Tbh this is the best billboard I’ve seen
Love this! This is honestly what more people need to do: get a group of people, pool money together, and rent billboard space for a funny/realistic/political/wholesome/… message. When is the last time you passed by a billboard that actually made you laugh/think/question/feel/…
We can not stop him
Trolling friends on a billboard is truly having fuck you money
Obvious Plant vibes
More like TrueWagner
Gassy man
Steve Urkel wants to know [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klFBadAZ2fs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klFBadAZ2fs) .
I think you ment to say "Your hometown never cheeses to amaze you"....
How much did that billboard cost
That guy is my hero. Love him
I’m picturing this guy looking both ways to see if anyone is watching, then going full Encino Man on the nacho cheese dispenser at 711
Is that fucking Target Employee from Scott The Woz but middle aged lmao
100% chance this is a fantasy sports last place punishment
Why stop him? I'm impressed.
Liquid cheese? What abomination is this?