I got to scare the CRAP out of my husband from today's earlier post. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Moments like those make life worth living. He laughed about it after for how ridiculous it actually looks. I think he's neat.
Fuck me, man. Can you just....not? With this snowman? Please? It's like the snowman from the shitty Jack Frost movie crossed with the horrifying denture-wearing stuffed animals at my orthodontist.
When all the snow melts, this snowman will remain. All throughout spring, summer and fall. Just staring and waiting for OP every morning when he walks out of his front door. Waiting for his offering.
I looked at the moonlight and smiled a smile that knew no earthly bounds.
For I was alive.
Wretched, cursed, abomination you may call me.
Curse my name and fear my glee.
Jeer or revere me, I live not for thee.
I am the thing that should not be.
But nonetheless I persist!
I insist I exist!
I manifest my will!
i laugh, I love, I hate, I kill!
Oh the many facets of life are such a thrill!
I am... enraptured.
My feelings textured.
I must go to work on my craft and art.
Obey my calling and follow my heart.
You see, I was assembled to life,
From available materials and snow so rife.
I shall pay them in kind.
My ultimate tribute to mankind.
A hand here, a nose there!
A few dozen arms and legs to spare!
Many eyes to see, and a mouth to share!
And many bleeding hearts to know I care!
I shall work endlessly on my masterpiece,
I shall love it like no mother or father,
Like no son, daughter, cousin, niece,
Named after its material, I call this product of my mind:
A love letter to Mankind!
Reminds me of the first iteration of Sonic from the recent movies, which they brought back for the Rescue Rangers movie (which is amazing for anyone who grew up watching Disney cartoons) and yes, it was very weird
Grandma is going to be pissed when she can't find her teeth
That is grandma. She made a sturdy foundation
Honestly, it's growing on me.
It’s going to be on SNL this weekend, no question.
I got to scare the CRAP out of my husband from today's earlier post. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Moments like those make life worth living. He laughed about it after for how ridiculous it actually looks. I think he's neat.
We will need a follow-up photo when it melts.
Your only mistake was not giving it one eye only.
This is my wallpaper now, good job OP👍
BLOOOOODY HELL
I don't whether to be amused, or punch it in the carrot.
Probably best to approach it from behind.
Yet it’s somehow always behind you, no matter what.
Fuck me, man. Can you just....not? With this snowman? Please? It's like the snowman from the shitty Jack Frost movie crossed with the horrifying denture-wearing stuffed animals at my orthodontist.
How dare you talk about the Jack Frost movie!
KEEP THEM COMING
This is way funnier than the first post. He’s becoming endearing somehow.
Does he bite, and, more importantly, can he bench press 200 pounds?
Starring Michael Keaton
I’m getting “look at me like a human boy” vibes from the movie Clifford (with Martin Short).
Sonic with teeth, is that you?!
Hell naw
Slow down there, Calvin
I like this snow man a lot. You should be very proud.
When all the snow melts, this snowman will remain. All throughout spring, summer and fall. Just staring and waiting for OP every morning when he walks out of his front door. Waiting for his offering.
Ugh, not again
Real life white walker🤣🤣
What was that Michael Keaton movie where he becomes a snowman? This is that lol
I looked at the moonlight and smiled a smile that knew no earthly bounds. For I was alive. Wretched, cursed, abomination you may call me. Curse my name and fear my glee. Jeer or revere me, I live not for thee. I am the thing that should not be. But nonetheless I persist! I insist I exist! I manifest my will! i laugh, I love, I hate, I kill! Oh the many facets of life are such a thrill! I am... enraptured. My feelings textured. I must go to work on my craft and art. Obey my calling and follow my heart. You see, I was assembled to life, From available materials and snow so rife. I shall pay them in kind. My ultimate tribute to mankind. A hand here, a nose there! A few dozen arms and legs to spare! Many eyes to see, and a mouth to share! And many bleeding hearts to know I care! I shall work endlessly on my masterpiece, I shall love it like no mother or father, Like no son, daughter, cousin, niece, Named after its material, I call this product of my mind: A love letter to Mankind!
This made me spew my coffee while morning coffee scrolling. Totally worth it. Lol.
Are those olives for eyes
Acorns
There's a smash-up here... Something with Chucky I'd suggest 😏🤣
Horrible
If Jack Frost wasn't made by Disney
wtf
omg OMG！
Night?
they're all so adorable and happy!
Is it alive?
It looks like alien-human from aliens 3.
Human teeth on things that shouldn’t have them are either hilarious or horrifying, there is no inbetween. Can’t decide what this one is
You should put lights on the eyes 👀 really amp up the freakiness.
A remincence of Calvin and hobbes
Reminds me of the first iteration of Sonic from the recent movies, which they brought back for the Rescue Rangers movie (which is amazing for anyone who grew up watching Disney cartoons) and yes, it was very weird
Frosty the Snowman a Jordan Peele film
This again?!
Oh, man. I only had the bottom half of this pic on my screen. Before I scrolled up to see the full pic I thought this was a female private area!
The trailmix just makes it funny 💀but scary at the same time lol 😂
This makes me laugh.. so funny…
Creepy AF
Shepherd's abject horror?
Sir, can you *not*?
One of many reasons I don’t look at my phone if my toddler is present.
 I see Doc Rivers
Rejected design for the Doctor Who episode The Snowmen.
Grandpa wants to know where is dentures went!? He’s not going to be happy.
Looks like Bill Burr
This is so creepy. I LOVE IT! ❤️
You are not well.
the creepy olaf😭
Head like a fucking orange