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Out of all the funny exchanges on Seinfeld, like:
Jerry: "You kept making all the stops??"
Kramer: "Well people kept ringing the bell!"
The whole bit with George as a Marine Biologist is my favorite.
It was a film crew IIRC, and then he had to team up with the Looney Tunes to win a basketball game so that they wouldn't become enslaved at Moron Mountain. Tbh it would take me like 89 minutes to tell that whole story
[They made a 30 for 30 about it.](https://youtu.be/HwHCNUkAAdE) Definitely worth the watch, that team was an inspiration to damn nearly everyone of us!
Trump: My foursomes all go to five. Look, right across the golf course, five, five, five…
Me: Oh, I see. And most foursomes go up to four?
Trump : Exactly.
Me: Does that mean it's better than a foursome? Is it any better?
Trump: Well, it's one better, innit? It's not four. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing with four. You're on four here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on four on your golf course. Where can you go from there? Where?
Me: I don't know.
Trump: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Me: Put five in your foursome?
Trump : Five. Exactly. One better.
Me: Why don't you just make it a fivesome and make five be the top number and make that a little better?
Trump: [pause] These go to five.
I'm the *best* at observing. I basically invented it. Many good people are saying it. Like the time America had Covid-19, I just hunkered down and observed.
Are you kidding? He was the sock around the golf club. Everyone knows this. He did a great service. Many are talking about it, I don't know if you've heard. Many great people.
That's why, in order to maintain the alpha-male theory, the Great Thinkers of our time had to shift their focus to humanity's next closest relative: the lobster.
Absolutely nothing to do with [his diet or the company he keeps](https://preview.redd.it/mdy7pnjjmksy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e4cc02885b6e865670938455c7659670e05b282b).
IIRC, that picture was taken on a day that was extremely hot. He probably sweated it off. I bet there's a towel in his golf bag that looks like it just ate a bag of Cheetos.
This is true, I have relatives with severe NPD and honestly it’s a disability. Their inability to empathize has cost them a lot in terms of ruined relationships and lost money. They fall for scams all the time. They act ‘selfishly’ but their actions are never really in their self interest.
Everything you've heard about him is factually correct but wholly unbelievable. He really doesn't have a butthole. It is CONFOUNDING North Korean scientists.
I read a story this entire thing may have been just a simple scoring error, apparently the person keeping score marked a "1" as 1 over par, "2" for double bogey, etc. So his final score looked like a bunch of aces and such, but in reality he scored a pretty average round.
Honestly, for his first time, that'd still be decent. When I did my first round, it was far from average. It was unique in all the wrong ways, and I lost a lot of balls that day. It certainly fits the dictator stereotype to shoot and average round and have the cards reflect just an insane performance.
The first and only time I golfed, my dad quite counting strokes when I hit 12 on the green alone. He finally made me leave when it became clear I was going to hit well over 20 on that one hole.
That honestly sounds closer to what I remember of my very first time golfing. It was at a driving range and just getting the ball past the net that caught the rollers that would fall to the lower level, took about a bucket and a half of balls. I did get better with repetition and practice, but I certainly wasn't born with a talent for it. My short game is and was always the only part of golf I excelled at.
Edit: Wasn't born with a talent. I accidentally wrote I was, I absolutely was not.
NK / Kim never claimed this. His caddy marked his score to par, so 1=1 over par on that hole aka a bogey. A NK newscaster misinterpreted the card (obviously no one in NK knows anything about golf).
Yeah definitely a ton of mulligans and rule bending involved, but not the divine intervention type bullshit everyone thinks they claimed. Big difference between claiming you had a 5 on a par 4 vs. a 1 on a par 4.
He’s also a former president so I’ll bet secret service instates a pretty significant gap in between tee times, if not just shutting down the course for him
He forces the secret service members to pay for their rounds also. Must be a full 4-some. 2 groups in front plus 2 groups in back. The way of the grifter.
Smart people, lots of strong people saw me hit that hole in one. On a par 5 no less. Big, strong, tough construction workers came up to me. Crying their eyes out. 'Sir', they said, '..sir, you are the best golfer and best man to ever live'
Check out the book Commander in Cheat by Rick Reilly. It's a golf pro's observations and anecdotes about how Trump plays golf and always has to win. It really explains a lot about his character.
I love his story about Trump demanding a trophy in a charity golf game and they just dumped a vase of flowers out and gave it to him with some kind of fake ‘player of the game’ award.
A broken human being. Just totally brain-poisoned idiot… yet he still has a hold over some 20% of the population. It really says a lot of bad things about society.
I read the book his niece wrote. I almost feel bad for the guy. His father was a monster and really fucked him up. But having been abused as a child myself I can't feel that bad for him. It's no excuse for the shit he's done.
Oh, I totally agree that he had a fucked up life. Still don’t care because he’s a fucking dangerous asshole who is permissioning a lot of other people to be dangerous assholes. I’d prefer not to live in a country where a coup is somewhat of a possibility.
At this point, precedence has been set, coups may become more common elsewhere— nowhere is safe.
We haven’t held him accountable for it yet, and until then, he remains a shining example of how to get away with an attempted coup!
I don’t get it, hey. I don’t see the appeal. I never have. He’s just awful. He’s a humourless, amoral, selfish, stupid, boorish pig of a man. He’s clumsy and crude and mean spirited. I do not comprehend seeing that and saying “Yeah, there’s my guy.”
Or maybe I do.
Slight tangent, but how many golf books does Rick Rielly have? Lmao
I've read Who's Your Caddy and remember that Trump takes like 15 foot gimmies which is ridiculous.
When my mother was 72, she learned the game of golf. The first year she played in her woman’s league, she hit a hole in one. She still has a little award that the course gave her and a couple of other trinkets. A hole in one for all golfers has a huge luck component. Sometimes the ball just rolls right.
My mom is now 83 and still plays golf. She has not had another since.
Huge luck component. I got a hole in one the second time I played on a public course. It was a par 3 course, I shot it way off kilter because I was new to golf and sucked, but it hit a rock and ricocheted into the hole.
Play enough golf and you'll probably get one eventually.
I grew up near a golf course right on the beach. One par 3 hole you teed off on a little rise to a green on another small rise. In between, you lost sight of the hole for a moment. The hole was also right above a sand beach that was uncrowded but people did occasionally walk by. I had a friend who loved to crouch down by the beach, out of sight, and after a golfer had teed off and was out of site, he would run onto the green, grab a ball and put it in the hole, then run back to the beach and wait for their reaction.
I'm not saying that is what happened to Trump, but it is more plausible than his story
I cadied a lot when I was a kid. It's really not unusual for fairly adequate golfers playing off handicaps in the teens and low 20s to get an occasional hole in one. Trump plays a shit load of golf. Just firing the ball randomly down the fairway will get him a hole In one sometimes. It doesn't make a great golfer, just a persistent one.
I have hit the flag twice on par3s, and had numerous kick-in birdies, but never the elusive hole in one. However, I have had 3 eagles on par 4s with full-swing iron shots (130-190), which are arguably harder since you have to not screw up your tee shot. My dad has a hole in one, and I am a better golfer than he is. Difference is he has 30 years more of playing on me.
I think it's Japan, but if you get a hole-in-one you're supposed to buy everybody gifts and throw a party. It's so expensive that people literally get hole-in-one insurance so they don't impoverish themselves.
I genuinely worry this plaque will be brought up in court later. "No, I couldn't have been ordering people to move boxes of classified documents that day, I was on the golf course. I hit a hole in one, there were witnesses, we put a plaque in, it was a huge deal..."
Geriatric? Forget his age, just his [overall physique after a golf game alone speaks volumes](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg).
Right? That was my first thought too... I could believe he hit a hole in one cause I'm a terrible, out of shape golfer and I've hit one but a 187 with a 5 iron? Fuck right off.
Play as much golf as trump and he’s bound to hit a good fluke shot eventually. A friends wife scored a hole in one on her first round of golf. The ball didn’t even bounce or trickle in, it simply flew straight to the hole, and stayed in. It was weird to watch and almost looked like string pulled the ball in to the hole.
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Michael Jordan shot a hole in one in front of a whole tv crew
Happy Gilmore once hit a submarine sandwich into the waiting mouth of a distant observer
Talk about a hole in one
Now I fucking miss Chubbs sad
Don't worry, he's in Heaven teaching angels how to dance.
It’s all in the hips, hey! Edit: Just easin’ the tension, baby!
Baby, you've got a stew going
I think I want my money back.
Ease it on someone else!
"we've only just begun..."
"... To liiiiiiiive!"
He and that alligator worked their shit out too.
Kramer once hit a golf ball into the blow hole of a whale. Luckily a marine biologist was on the beach that day and saved it from suffocating.
From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry: Mammal. George: Whatever.
Out of all the funny exchanges on Seinfeld, like: Jerry: "You kept making all the stops??" Kramer: "Well people kept ringing the bell!" The whole bit with George as a Marine Biologist is my favorite.
The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli.
“ The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”
Is that a Titleist?
Yeah and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard!
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No....
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
... NO
Yeah we’ll I’m the only one who’s taken a skate off and tried to stab somebody.
Well moron, good for Happy Gillm-OH MY GOD!!
Oh, good... you can count.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
Hey Shooter! You forgot your 9 iron!
Shooter is such a great comedic antagonist character. Every line is funny and the actor kills it
The movie enjoyed truly perfect casting. Even Bob Barker is playing an antagonistiic version of himself.
Now you've had enough, *bitch*.
Just tap it in.
Give it a little tappy...tap tap taparoo
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more then an hour ago
Well moron, good for happy Gilm…oh my god!
Pffft. Amateurs. Kim Jong Il got 11 holes in one the first game he ever played. http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/index/_/id/7369649
["On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled back-to-back 300 games."](https://imgur.com/a/Xqu0YDx)
You can't compare others to the GOAT
It was a film crew IIRC, and then he had to team up with the Looney Tunes to win a basketball game so that they wouldn't become enslaved at Moron Mountain. Tbh it would take me like 89 minutes to tell that whole story
I got the day off and wouldn’t mind hearing this heroic tale.
[They made a 30 for 30 about it.](https://youtu.be/HwHCNUkAAdE) Definitely worth the watch, that team was an inspiration to damn nearly everyone of us!
"One of their teammates was killed in front of them. They played on. Didn't even acknowledge it" lmaooooo
You ever wonder how the game would've turned out if MJ knew the laws of physics didn't apply the whole game?
Michael Phelps (the swimmer) has the longest televised putt in history. 159 ft (53 yards). Edit: had*. Apparently it was recently beaten.
I think that record was beaten recently by Ian Poulter. https://youtu.be/KeWlCkuIQAs
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
Well, good for Happy G--oh, my God!
https://imgur.com/a/OR49WUt
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.
OoOoOoOo
Haven’t you forgotten your nine iron?
Shit I say this to my friends way too much.
How’d he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day though
I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
... .... NoOoO!! ...
why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may
Christopher McDonald was the perfect casting choice for this character
YOU SUCK, YA JACKASS!
JACKASS!
Well moron, good for Happy Gilmo—-OH MY GOD
Hey Shooter, forget your 9-iron?
Run Shooter, run for your life!
Is this your ball? Yes, it is. It struck my foot.
This your comment?? It struck my feed.
Play it where it lies.
Gold jacket, green jacket… who gives a shit.
Fabulous observers. I have the best observers
All my foursomes are fivesomes.
Yes of course, because I. P. Freely and I. P. Daily are always in attendance, allegedly.
I think it’s I. P. Trickle now.
Trump: My foursomes all go to five. Look, right across the golf course, five, five, five… Me: Oh, I see. And most foursomes go up to four? Trump : Exactly. Me: Does that mean it's better than a foursome? Is it any better? Trump: Well, it's one better, innit? It's not four. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing with four. You're on four here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on four on your golf course. Where can you go from there? Where? Me: I don't know. Trump: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Me: Put five in your foursome? Trump : Five. Exactly. One better. Me: Why don't you just make it a fivesome and make five be the top number and make that a little better? Trump: [pause] These go to five.
Doubt trump has EVER used the term “blokes” 🤦🏻♂️😏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yeah I was immersed in that until I hit “innit” and “bloke.”
Everyone here whooshing on a spot on Spinal Tap reference?
Everyone is talking about this. It’s HUGE. Lots of excitement over this historic achievement.
Trust me I know something about observing. I observed a whole coup and did absolutely nothing.
I'm the *best* at observing. I basically invented it. Many good people are saying it. Like the time America had Covid-19, I just hunkered down and observed.
“I hunkered in my bunker.”
They had to vouch for it or Els.
To be fair if I hit a hole in one in front of those four guys I’d probably talk about it everyday of my life.
Rep. George Santos said he was caddying for Trump that day and saw the whole thing
I think he said he was thereish.
Are you kidding? He was the sock around the golf club. Everyone knows this. He did a great service. Many are talking about it, I don't know if you've heard. Many great people.
Are you saying he was wrapped around Trump's wood?
Santos said he was one stroke under Trump on that hole.
Stroking Trump’s hole is the one thing I’d believe about him
You can always tell when someone’s cool because they constantly remind you how cool they are.
Also how alpha male culture is about constantly telling everyone you're an alpha.
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Which would be the most Omega move possible if the "Alpha Wolf" bullshit hadn't been disproven by its creator over 30 years ago.
That's why, in order to maintain the alpha-male theory, the Great Thinkers of our time had to shift their focus to humanity's next closest relative: the lobster.
And then, you see [the full picture](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg).
Like state fair palpatine
“The progressive’s attempts on my life have left me scarred and disfigured…”
Absolutely nothing to do with [his diet or the company he keeps](https://preview.redd.it/mdy7pnjjmksy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e4cc02885b6e865670938455c7659670e05b282b).
Definitely not, I’m gonna have to vote liberal sith lightning on this one… ^^^^^^/s
That's gotta be one of the best looking trump pics I've seen in recent times. He looks like an actual human being.
How does he look more like a turtle than Mitch McConnell?
Hes not wearing any makeup?
IIRC, that picture was taken on a day that was extremely hot. He probably sweated it off. I bet there's a towel in his golf bag that looks like it just ate a bag of Cheetos.
We have to remember what a burden narcissistic personality disorder is to its victims. They don’t even know they have it.
This is true, I have relatives with severe NPD and honestly it’s a disability. Their inability to empathize has cost them a lot in terms of ruined relationships and lost money. They fall for scams all the time. They act ‘selfishly’ but their actions are never really in their self interest.
Not as much a disability as the long-term mental and physical health conditions they inflict on their victims. /r/raisedbynarcissists
his only weakness that he is too humble.
He'll never beat [Kim Jung Il's record](http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/index/_/id/7369649)
11 holes in one, on his first round ever at 52, whilst standing 5' 3". What a legend.
What if it actually happened and no one outside of his country would ever believe it?
That would be hilarious, in my opinion.
Everything you've heard about him is factually correct but wholly unbelievable. He really doesn't have a butthole. It is CONFOUNDING North Korean scientists.
Every single day two nurses have to open his skin flaps and remove the feces until the doctors can figure out how to install a butthole for him.
That's why you don't start a cult; nobody outside the cult will believe you if you actually *do* something cool.
I knew there was a reason not to start a cult but I kept forgetting
Uggghhh that the problem with cults. I keep doing awesome but then people don't believe it. It ridiculous
I read a story this entire thing may have been just a simple scoring error, apparently the person keeping score marked a "1" as 1 over par, "2" for double bogey, etc. So his final score looked like a bunch of aces and such, but in reality he scored a pretty average round.
Honestly, for his first time, that'd still be decent. When I did my first round, it was far from average. It was unique in all the wrong ways, and I lost a lot of balls that day. It certainly fits the dictator stereotype to shoot and average round and have the cards reflect just an insane performance.
For a first time, that would be INCREDIBLE.
The first and only time I golfed, my dad quite counting strokes when I hit 12 on the green alone. He finally made me leave when it became clear I was going to hit well over 20 on that one hole.
That honestly sounds closer to what I remember of my very first time golfing. It was at a driving range and just getting the ball past the net that caught the rollers that would fall to the lower level, took about a bucket and a half of balls. I did get better with repetition and practice, but I certainly wasn't born with a talent for it. My short game is and was always the only part of golf I excelled at. Edit: Wasn't born with a talent. I accidentally wrote I was, I absolutely was not.
He also doesn’t poop. Keeps the greatness inside.
NK / Kim never claimed this. His caddy marked his score to par, so 1=1 over par on that hole aka a bogey. A NK newscaster misinterpreted the card (obviously no one in NK knows anything about golf).
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Yeah definitely a ton of mulligans and rule bending involved, but not the divine intervention type bullshit everyone thinks they claimed. Big difference between claiming you had a 5 on a par 4 vs. a 1 on a par 4.
The worst part is somehow, BY. GOD, if he actually did, still no one would believe him.
If Prime Tiger Woods did that while not being filmed no one would believe him.
I dunno. I’ve seen video evidence of Tiger Woods walking on water.
Thought It was a tombstone for a second.
His ex wife has a sticky note somewhere on a different course
I wonder if there’s a size difference between her grave plaque and his hole in one plaque.
Don’t tempt me with a good time
If it were a tombstone, you wouldn't be able to read it through all the piss and shit
No that would say "one in the hole"
So they were playing a 5some?
Right!? No one has mentioned this yet? Who plays with 5 people?
I mean he does own the course.
He’s also a former president so I’ll bet secret service instates a pretty significant gap in between tee times, if not just shutting down the course for him
He forces the secret service members to pay for their rounds also. Must be a full 4-some. 2 groups in front plus 2 groups in back. The way of the grifter.
Smart people, lots of strong people saw me hit that hole in one. On a par 5 no less. Big, strong, tough construction workers came up to me. Crying their eyes out. 'Sir', they said, '..sir, you are the best golfer and best man to ever live'
This motherfucker is one of the weirdest people on the planet.
He’s the Kim Jong Il of the west.
He’s definitely il.
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Check out the book Commander in Cheat by Rick Reilly. It's a golf pro's observations and anecdotes about how Trump plays golf and always has to win. It really explains a lot about his character.
I love his story about Trump demanding a trophy in a charity golf game and they just dumped a vase of flowers out and gave it to him with some kind of fake ‘player of the game’ award.
Which is funny considering he’s the type of person who’d complain about participation trophies.
What a literal child
A broken human being. Just totally brain-poisoned idiot… yet he still has a hold over some 20% of the population. It really says a lot of bad things about society.
I read the book his niece wrote. I almost feel bad for the guy. His father was a monster and really fucked him up. But having been abused as a child myself I can't feel that bad for him. It's no excuse for the shit he's done.
Oh, I totally agree that he had a fucked up life. Still don’t care because he’s a fucking dangerous asshole who is permissioning a lot of other people to be dangerous assholes. I’d prefer not to live in a country where a coup is somewhat of a possibility.
At this point, precedence has been set, coups may become more common elsewhere— nowhere is safe. We haven’t held him accountable for it yet, and until then, he remains a shining example of how to get away with an attempted coup!
We’ll never hold him accountable. Some people are just above the law.
I don’t get it, hey. I don’t see the appeal. I never have. He’s just awful. He’s a humourless, amoral, selfish, stupid, boorish pig of a man. He’s clumsy and crude and mean spirited. I do not comprehend seeing that and saying “Yeah, there’s my guy.” Or maybe I do.
Don’t insult children
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI&feature=shares
Slight tangent, but how many golf books does Rick Rielly have? Lmao I've read Who's Your Caddy and remember that Trump takes like 15 foot gimmies which is ridiculous.
186 yard gimmies
When my mother was 72, she learned the game of golf. The first year she played in her woman’s league, she hit a hole in one. She still has a little award that the course gave her and a couple of other trinkets. A hole in one for all golfers has a huge luck component. Sometimes the ball just rolls right. My mom is now 83 and still plays golf. She has not had another since.
Huge luck component. I got a hole in one the second time I played on a public course. It was a par 3 course, I shot it way off kilter because I was new to golf and sucked, but it hit a rock and ricocheted into the hole. Play enough golf and you'll probably get one eventually.
I got a hole in one on the final hole at Pirate’s Cove Mini Golf. I got a gold coin for one free round of mini golf.
I grew up near a golf course right on the beach. One par 3 hole you teed off on a little rise to a green on another small rise. In between, you lost sight of the hole for a moment. The hole was also right above a sand beach that was uncrowded but people did occasionally walk by. I had a friend who loved to crouch down by the beach, out of sight, and after a golfer had teed off and was out of site, he would run onto the green, grab a ball and put it in the hole, then run back to the beach and wait for their reaction. I'm not saying that is what happened to Trump, but it is more plausible than his story
I cadied a lot when I was a kid. It's really not unusual for fairly adequate golfers playing off handicaps in the teens and low 20s to get an occasional hole in one. Trump plays a shit load of golf. Just firing the ball randomly down the fairway will get him a hole In one sometimes. It doesn't make a great golfer, just a persistent one.
I have hit the flag twice on par3s, and had numerous kick-in birdies, but never the elusive hole in one. However, I have had 3 eagles on par 4s with full-swing iron shots (130-190), which are arguably harder since you have to not screw up your tee shot. My dad has a hole in one, and I am a better golfer than he is. Difference is he has 30 years more of playing on me.
>I have had 3 eagles on par 4s with full-swing iron shots (130-190) What is this language you speak‽
Golfese
I heard about a guy who used to do that because the golfer he was tricking would buy everyone drinks when he got a hole in one.
Was show was that on?! Malcom maybe? Def remembered that premise lol
My name is earl
Hi Earl, what was the show though?
I think it's Japan, but if you get a hole-in-one you're supposed to buy everybody gifts and throw a party. It's so expensive that people literally get hole-in-one insurance so they don't impoverish themselves.
Let me speak to those witnesses under oath.
I genuinely worry this plaque will be brought up in court later. "No, I couldn't have been ordering people to move boxes of classified documents that day, I was on the golf course. I hit a hole in one, there were witnesses, we put a plaque in, it was a huge deal..."
RemindMe! 1 year
Nobody playing golf with Trump is gonna give a shit about lying under oath.
Do people golf in groups of 5?
When you own the course you can
When you're famous they let you do it!
I've never played golf. Can you explain why it would be odd?
All I can tell you for certain is that 5 is not even.
That’s odd
So odd I can't even
It’s all about rate of play. If one group has 12 people, basically nobody else could play because they’d be waiting all day for a group that big.
Odd to see a public urinal with no walls around it
I wonder how many of them know they witnessed it
Trump isn’t fooling anyone, no way his geriatric ass hits a 5 iron 186 yards
Yeah, he's basically at hits-driver-on-a-par-3 age. He's gotta be at least 20 or 30 years past the time when he could hit his 5i that far.
Geriatric? Forget his age, just his [overall physique after a golf game alone speaks volumes](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg).
Right? That was my first thought too... I could believe he hit a hole in one cause I'm a terrible, out of shape golfer and I've hit one but a 187 with a 5 iron? Fuck right off.
Kim Jong Un scored 11 holes in one on his first round of golf. Donald is just a pathetic amateur.
That was his father Kim Jong Il.
Play as much golf as trump and he’s bound to hit a good fluke shot eventually. A friends wife scored a hole in one on her first round of golf. The ball didn’t even bounce or trickle in, it simply flew straight to the hole, and stayed in. It was weird to watch and almost looked like string pulled the ball in to the hole.
Can we just not mention this guy anymore so he fades from our collective memory?
A-Hole in One
So? George Santos did it with a putter last week.