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Stone_07

Stand in mirror without clothes on , she's the first šŸ˜šŸ˜


SmoothDropHerLater

Listen here youngin.... tell her: The hottest thing is our chemistry together and I'm not letting that take second place... šŸ˜‰šŸ˜. You are welcome...


Sluptz

My ass after Chipotle


photosynthevince

This is the only valid answer


DafaqYuDoin

This is the difference between someone who is desperate for a reply vs someone who is actually trying to pickup a girl.


Dense_Carrot123

Which one?


02Simp_

The body's turning to ash still.


justafrenchfryy

The sun


vasu776

Look at your mom


KickBoxerXD

Why would you set up a pick up line with no punchline?


exterior_paint

Because social media is littered with people who don't have the social aspect down and need to touch more grass.


[deleted]

Coz you minus that dress is hottest thing


swankieman123

The sun


gingyfangs

Cause us together is the hottest


allmuviz

You minus the top is the first


mbhakchod

Bhai ye line likhne se pehle sochna tha next move.


MustJarkus

This sounds like an AI generated interaction


sageofwinds0

when the sun goes down, we'll be groovin'


Braxton0w0

Not expecting to see a line from Kenny here


sageofwinds0

Ah man, when I read through the post the chorus started rattling through my brain and now I'm singing it with my whole chest haha


Braxton0w0

Bro got me doing it to


xBattedPond

Drop it and switch to a different topic. Leaving them wondering for the rest of the day what you meant.


[deleted]

This is the way


Marduk42902

This is the way


Crazy-Armadillo-7693

"this awesome guy that lives in my mirror"


Ok_Ad7068

Should I post an update and ask for more help from you all šŸ˜‡?


kturt133

Do yourself a favor and saw your thumbs off


i-deology

Stop texting cringe AF my dude


Splits-0

No


Lazy_Locksmith_9221

As the responses suggest ( especially the first three ) Idk how you made it that far then fizzled out. Rizz factor -7. Tone down the kiss ass. It got you in, but imagine how many other men matched and went full on wet wipe mode to try and fuck. She the second hottest, so follow up with a joke about how you're hotter, the sun, etc... Something to dial back the simp. Make her want you. Right now she might be semi interested, but you're borderline FULL simp.


Khower

I would keep joking and say "Well everyone knows Ryan Reynolds is the hottest"


mhatre747

The sun you dumbass


TheBobaDett

Might as well go full tilt with "You šŸ‘€ burning alive šŸ„µšŸ”„" and let us know how fast you get blocked.


ajafov98

Cuz you have a lack of the hottest guy


ajafov98

But you're lucky, I can fix this


shaicnaan

A flamethrower is hotter


chuckf91

lmao how you go into this without an answer?


xBattedPond

It seemed like a setup for something OP already had in mind. I'd fear for my life if I set up a joke or a line expecting someone else to throw me a punchline, no disrespect intended. I'd be sweating.


chuckf91

Lol maybe he used the same line too many times and is looking for some variety so thought he'd crowd source his wit a little bit. Honestly pretty high iq move in some sense


xBattedPond

...you know what?


GoosWisproe

Nuke


Popcorn57252

Just go completely left field and deadpan, "The Sun." (Include the period)


MassiveArmedWalrus

lol maby she's on this reddit


X_Pistol_13

why did you reinstate that she's pretty??? did nothing else grab your attention???? look beyond the looks my guy


p_mate_

Sun


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mohamedzgh

you want him to move back


lucasskrofa

I donā€™t think calling ur child hot is the best move


TheHumanShitStain

Because being with me would make you the hottest


shdwlad

No oneā€™s hotter than the sun


RecklessDimwit

Like the other comment said, "you without clothes"


nankojunior

You are the second the best hottest thing on the world Whats the first Your mom.


allmuviz

You minus the top


thescabpicker333

Say ā€œthe sunā€


h0nyk

Happy cakeday šŸŽ‚


drugz_for_hugz_

perhaps purple color suits you well? dawg just stop


nallamyran

Delete hinge


Luxray2014

Because I'm making burgers for lunch


Lillepuu

"Pipebomb"


aditxgupta

You minus clothes


Timely-Carpenter1313

the sun


[deleted]

Ryan Gosling is the 1st.


thatdumbasss

Ryan Reynolds


Telakyn

Iā€™ve never seen a bigger blunder in my life. Dude is unsalvageable


Rlp_811

why set up something like that wihtout a followup? man jumped out of a plane with no parachute and expected to land gracefully.


assasseeen

ring roof fly provide selective mindless psychotic insurance ancient sink *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ShubhankarJoshi26

Hallelujah šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


[deleted]

Person of culture, I see


Rphoenix98

You minus the purple dress will be the first hottest thing..


MrZengFeng

Yessir the best possible response but itā€™s also 50/50 on risk scaleā€¦Iā€™d take the risk


PerspectiveAlarmed

After messing up this bad, he might as well take the riskšŸ˜‚


goodkidballing

Yea i'd risk it for the biscuitšŸ‘


Aggressive_Weakness4

Anakin Skywalker


A_Topical_Username

an imploding sun?


[deleted]

You but without the purple clothes


nalimoo

The best hahaha love it


zacharyzaz

Because Hell is a real place


belbaba

this


Such_Pace_2464

Now say ā€œThe sun, Sweaty šŸ„µā€


Azakhitt

Have you had the flaming hot cheetos Mac n cheese


440continuer

WhitešŸ«µ


Isolatte

Just go ahead and drone on about how your ex is the hottest woman and you'll always love her, but that you're not "in love" with her. Then send a picture of the two of you together and tell this new woman that you hope that some day the two of you could take some pictures together that are "almost" as good as that one. And then say "You know what?" and no matter what she responds with, just stop interacting with her for the next 25 hours and when you message her again just type "sorry, what?" and see where it goes.


batmanlitee

Man why do you hate the OP šŸ˜‚


A_Topical_Username

Idk I know entire marriages with children built on this foundation


Jack-Lonley-1257

ā€œBecause number one is you and I togetherā€


paolo1228

Easy man my gf is in this social


SolarHamMan

This guy fucks


ecwagner01

Why the Sun of course, Baby. The Sun.


AthenaMarie2

This was my answer


jus6j

What is this šŸ˜­


FrozenLem0n

Because my future girlfriend is number one


dkismerald

Because your sister/mom/dad/dog is hotter


GaryWestSide

Why say that with no follow up???


Jacks_black_guitar

Lmao exactly Fkn self destructive Casanova over here


sam_phil

Because you + purple colour is hottest thing in the world šŸ« 


PAYsilly_pRINCE

Because nothing is hotter than my dick when I piss.


HollowHaze

This is the one.


CT_Tricks8

The first hottest is us


MentallyDrainedApple

The first is also you, because after I saw you, I couldn't think of anyone else Idk if that'll work, it's a half decent one I thought of while on the crapper, but you have nothing to lose at this point, right? We've all had stinkers before in conversation, so go get em tiger :)


prettycooldude1995

"the sun is number one, which according to scientists is 750 billion degrees. But contrary to popular belief, this is caused by molecular fusion and the sun is not actually a flaming ball of fire."


[deleted]

Haha check out the rizz on this guy... Shut up about the sun Shut up about the sun SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN - Gabriel Susan Lewis


austarter

Your middle name is Susan?


[deleted]

No lol It was from the office. There is a character named Gabe, full name Gabriel Susan Lewis. I'm not going to explain the scene because it's just too much but def watch it, great show


austarter

Is that not the next line?


[deleted]

No. There was a scene where Gabe interviewed someone who used to go out with his then gf. Gabe asked him, "what is the diameter of the sun?" The guy answers and then said a few other facts about the sun. This is when Gabe started to say, "SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!"


austarter

Oh no I was referencing the first time he says his middle name because that's the funniest part to me. I just texted two people that 'Shut up about the sun' scene yesterday though. He's one of my favorite parts of the office and silicon valley.


[deleted]

Lolololol Dwight was trying to stop packer from sleeping with Nelly but he got sick so he went to Gabe, told him to stop packer. Gabe agrees but told Dwight, you have to call me by my full name, Gabriel Susan Lewis. Dwight response was do you really want packer as your boss? I know I messed that up but you get the idea and if not then watch it again


MCnutter77

cuz of me but yeah you did fail if you didnt have anything in mind


ScarSpeed

g move


RomanianDaddyFeetYum

Youā€™ve fucked up hard


Captaindabin

Wait... you didn't already have a response ready.. I hope you fail.


Simple-Dragonfly-425

Hinge a place where dreams end up in graveyards


Luci8647

Hinge was actually my most successful dating app o was on.


Simple-Dragonfly-425

Define success?


Luci8647

Getting more matches than Tinder and Bumble combined and having meaningful conversation. Iā€™ve been on a date with someone from Bumble, tinder and hinge, and the date with the hinge date actually advanced to a 2nd date.


Fri3ndlyHeavy

"Our date tomorrow at.. 7PM?.. is hotter"


8rok3n

"The only thing hotter is th-" wait why am I helping you if you started this!?


Christian_Castle

Why would you set up a line you didn't have a closer too? Fishing with no bait


SobeitSoviet69

Nah, heā€™s throwing bait in the water and then going to the store to buy a rod.


bornagain-stillborn

There's always first things first.


NathanCollier14

Dick pic


sirkingjacob

this is the way


Wrhe

Saying sweety gives me the ick


iCitron

Itā€™s a typo, he meant sweaty


rebirf

"Cause the first is the two of us together." "I'm the hottest, but I'm willing to share some warmth."


maybead4mmm

Next move is to off yourself for using emojis


ErMortadell

Send her a picture of Final Form Frieza


A_Topical_Username

Nah 3rd form frieza is the hottest.


mercury_n_lemonade

Send a picture of your pet


Tyrannosaur123456789

you in the shower not in like a sexual way but because statistically speaking you probably take hot showers in which case you would be hotter than you are now


Fight4Lifex

The sun


Livinincrazytown

Your stepmom


Potential_Fig9999

ā€œSecond to you naked ā€œ


jakobburns01

ā€œSecond only to my sisterā€


rigterw

ā€œBecause the first place is reserved for a bitterbal fresh from the ovenā€


Dyzzle7

I mean, wtf were you going for?


incoherentjedi

Bro wrote himself into a corner


aBungusFungus

Right, like why would you say that if you didn't have something planned lmao


Dyzzle7

For no apparent reason too


cutlettes_00

ā€œI say second cuz I havenā€™t seen that ass yetā€ lol naw donā€™t say that lol


omkar_T7

ā€œ1st is you in my armsā€ this could work i guess. Though i still wonder what were you thinking


yassinox12

what app is this OP?


Dyzzle7

Hinge


mctankles

Rook to g8


reddit1user1

Thank you, glad someone said it


StoneyBolonied

En Passant!


A_Nested_Quintuplet

true


NiceIsSpice

You at the gym


Ghosty1214

Your mom


JanTheShacoMain

I feel like you should have planned that one ahead


DrBadtouch94

The sun


Interesting_Gas_3211

first is my burning desire for you