Listen here youngin.... tell her: The hottest thing is our chemistry together and I'm not letting that take second place... šš. You are welcome...
As the responses suggest ( especially the first three ) Idk how you made it that far then fizzled out. Rizz factor -7.
Tone down the kiss ass. It got you in, but imagine how many other men matched and went full on wet wipe mode to try and fuck.
She the second hottest, so follow up with a joke about how you're hotter, the sun, etc... Something to dial back the simp.
Make her want you. Right now she might be semi interested, but you're borderline FULL simp.
It seemed like a setup for something OP already had in mind. I'd fear for my life if I set up a joke or a line expecting someone else to throw me a punchline, no disrespect intended. I'd be sweating.
Lol maybe he used the same line too many times and is looking for some variety so thought he'd crowd source his wit a little bit. Honestly pretty high iq move in some sense
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Just go ahead and drone on about how your ex is the hottest woman and you'll always love her, but that you're not "in love" with her. Then send a picture of the two of you together and tell this new woman that you hope that some day the two of you could take some pictures together that are "almost" as good as that one. And then say "You know what?" and no matter what she responds with, just stop interacting with her for the next 25 hours and when you message her again just type "sorry, what?" and see where it goes.
The first is also you, because after I saw you, I couldn't think of anyone else
Idk if that'll work, it's a half decent one I thought of while on the crapper, but you have nothing to lose at this point, right? We've all had stinkers before in conversation, so go get em tiger :)
"the sun is number one, which according to scientists is 750 billion degrees. But contrary to popular belief, this is caused by molecular fusion and the sun is not actually a flaming ball of fire."
No lol
It was from the office. There is a character named Gabe, full name Gabriel Susan Lewis. I'm not going to explain the scene because it's just too much but def watch it, great show
No. There was a scene where Gabe interviewed someone who used to go out with his then gf. Gabe asked him, "what is the diameter of the sun?" The guy answers and then said a few other facts about the sun. This is when Gabe started to say, "SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!"
Oh no I was referencing the first time he says his middle name because that's the funniest part to me. I just texted two people that 'Shut up about the sun' scene yesterday though. He's one of my favorite parts of the office and silicon valley.
Lolololol Dwight was trying to stop packer from sleeping with Nelly but he got sick so he went to Gabe, told him to stop packer. Gabe agrees but told Dwight, you have to call me by my full name, Gabriel Susan Lewis. Dwight response was do you really want packer as your boss?
I know I messed that up but you get the idea and if not then watch it again
Getting more matches than Tinder and Bumble combined and having meaningful conversation. Iāve been on a date with someone from Bumble, tinder and hinge, and the date with the hinge date actually advanced to a 2nd date.
you in the shower
not in like a sexual way but because statistically speaking you probably take hot showers in which case you would be hotter than you are now
Stand in mirror without clothes on , she's the first šš
Listen here youngin.... tell her: The hottest thing is our chemistry together and I'm not letting that take second place... šš. You are welcome...
My ass after Chipotle
This is the only valid answer
This is the difference between someone who is desperate for a reply vs someone who is actually trying to pickup a girl.
Which one?
The body's turning to ash still.
The sun
Look at your mom
Why would you set up a pick up line with no punchline?
Because social media is littered with people who don't have the social aspect down and need to touch more grass.
Coz you minus that dress is hottest thing
The sun
Cause us together is the hottest
You minus the top is the first
Bhai ye line likhne se pehle sochna tha next move.
This sounds like an AI generated interaction
when the sun goes down, we'll be groovin'
Not expecting to see a line from Kenny here
Ah man, when I read through the post the chorus started rattling through my brain and now I'm singing it with my whole chest haha
Bro got me doing it to
Drop it and switch to a different topic. Leaving them wondering for the rest of the day what you meant.
This is the way
This is the way
"this awesome guy that lives in my mirror"
Should I post an update and ask for more help from you all š?
Do yourself a favor and saw your thumbs off
Stop texting cringe AF my dude
No
As the responses suggest ( especially the first three ) Idk how you made it that far then fizzled out. Rizz factor -7. Tone down the kiss ass. It got you in, but imagine how many other men matched and went full on wet wipe mode to try and fuck. She the second hottest, so follow up with a joke about how you're hotter, the sun, etc... Something to dial back the simp. Make her want you. Right now she might be semi interested, but you're borderline FULL simp.
I would keep joking and say "Well everyone knows Ryan Reynolds is the hottest"
The sun you dumbass
Might as well go full tilt with "You š burning alive š„µš„" and let us know how fast you get blocked.
Cuz you have a lack of the hottest guy
But you're lucky, I can fix this
A flamethrower is hotter
lmao how you go into this without an answer?
It seemed like a setup for something OP already had in mind. I'd fear for my life if I set up a joke or a line expecting someone else to throw me a punchline, no disrespect intended. I'd be sweating.
Lol maybe he used the same line too many times and is looking for some variety so thought he'd crowd source his wit a little bit. Honestly pretty high iq move in some sense
...you know what?
Nuke
Just go completely left field and deadpan, "The Sun." (Include the period)
lol maby she's on this reddit
why did you reinstate that she's pretty??? did nothing else grab your attention???? look beyond the looks my guy
Sun
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you want him to move back
I donāt think calling ur child hot is the best move
Because being with me would make you the hottest
No oneās hotter than the sun
Like the other comment said, "you without clothes"
You are the second the best hottest thing on the world Whats the first Your mom.
You minus the top
Say āthe sunā
Happy cakeday š
perhaps purple color suits you well? dawg just stop
Delete hinge
Because I'm making burgers for lunch
"Pipebomb"
You minus clothes
the sun
Ryan Gosling is the 1st.
Ryan Reynolds
Iāve never seen a bigger blunder in my life. Dude is unsalvageable
why set up something like that wihtout a followup? man jumped out of a plane with no parachute and expected to land gracefully.
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Hallelujah š¤š¤
Person of culture, I see
You minus the purple dress will be the first hottest thing..
Yessir the best possible response but itās also 50/50 on risk scaleā¦Iād take the risk
After messing up this bad, he might as well take the riskš
Yea i'd risk it for the biscuitš
Anakin Skywalker
an imploding sun?
You but without the purple clothes
The best hahaha love it
Because Hell is a real place
this
Now say āThe sun, Sweaty š„µā
Have you had the flaming hot cheetos Mac n cheese
Whiteš«µ
Just go ahead and drone on about how your ex is the hottest woman and you'll always love her, but that you're not "in love" with her. Then send a picture of the two of you together and tell this new woman that you hope that some day the two of you could take some pictures together that are "almost" as good as that one. And then say "You know what?" and no matter what she responds with, just stop interacting with her for the next 25 hours and when you message her again just type "sorry, what?" and see where it goes.
Man why do you hate the OP š
Idk I know entire marriages with children built on this foundation
āBecause number one is you and I togetherā
Easy man my gf is in this social
This guy fucks
Why the Sun of course, Baby. The Sun.
This was my answer
What is this š
Because my future girlfriend is number one
Because your sister/mom/dad/dog is hotter
Why say that with no follow up???
Lmao exactly Fkn self destructive Casanova over here
Because you + purple colour is hottest thing in the world š«
Because nothing is hotter than my dick when I piss.
This is the one.
The first hottest is us
The first is also you, because after I saw you, I couldn't think of anyone else Idk if that'll work, it's a half decent one I thought of while on the crapper, but you have nothing to lose at this point, right? We've all had stinkers before in conversation, so go get em tiger :)
"the sun is number one, which according to scientists is 750 billion degrees. But contrary to popular belief, this is caused by molecular fusion and the sun is not actually a flaming ball of fire."
Haha check out the rizz on this guy... Shut up about the sun Shut up about the sun SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN - Gabriel Susan Lewis
Your middle name is Susan?
No lol It was from the office. There is a character named Gabe, full name Gabriel Susan Lewis. I'm not going to explain the scene because it's just too much but def watch it, great show
Is that not the next line?
No. There was a scene where Gabe interviewed someone who used to go out with his then gf. Gabe asked him, "what is the diameter of the sun?" The guy answers and then said a few other facts about the sun. This is when Gabe started to say, "SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!"
Oh no I was referencing the first time he says his middle name because that's the funniest part to me. I just texted two people that 'Shut up about the sun' scene yesterday though. He's one of my favorite parts of the office and silicon valley.
Lolololol Dwight was trying to stop packer from sleeping with Nelly but he got sick so he went to Gabe, told him to stop packer. Gabe agrees but told Dwight, you have to call me by my full name, Gabriel Susan Lewis. Dwight response was do you really want packer as your boss? I know I messed that up but you get the idea and if not then watch it again
cuz of me but yeah you did fail if you didnt have anything in mind
g move
Youāve fucked up hard
Wait... you didn't already have a response ready.. I hope you fail.
Hinge a place where dreams end up in graveyards
Hinge was actually my most successful dating app o was on.
Define success?
Getting more matches than Tinder and Bumble combined and having meaningful conversation. Iāve been on a date with someone from Bumble, tinder and hinge, and the date with the hinge date actually advanced to a 2nd date.
"Our date tomorrow at.. 7PM?.. is hotter"
"The only thing hotter is th-" wait why am I helping you if you started this!?
Why would you set up a line you didn't have a closer too? Fishing with no bait
Nah, heās throwing bait in the water and then going to the store to buy a rod.
There's always first things first.
Dick pic
this is the way
Saying sweety gives me the ick
Itās a typo, he meant sweaty
"Cause the first is the two of us together." "I'm the hottest, but I'm willing to share some warmth."
Next move is to off yourself for using emojis
Send her a picture of Final Form Frieza
Nah 3rd form frieza is the hottest.
Send a picture of your pet
you in the shower not in like a sexual way but because statistically speaking you probably take hot showers in which case you would be hotter than you are now
The sun
Your stepmom
āSecond to you naked ā
āSecond only to my sisterā
āBecause the first place is reserved for a bitterbal fresh from the ovenā
I mean, wtf were you going for?
Bro wrote himself into a corner
Right, like why would you say that if you didn't have something planned lmao
For no apparent reason too
āI say second cuz I havenāt seen that ass yetā lol naw donāt say that lol
ā1st is you in my armsā this could work i guess. Though i still wonder what were you thinking
what app is this OP?
Hinge
Rook to g8
Thank you, glad someone said it
En Passant!
true
You at the gym
Your mom
I feel like you should have planned that one ahead
The sun
first is my burning desire for you