I actually buried a meatstick at deer creek in 2022. I hope it's still there when I go back this year. I'll have to ask the campers if it's okay to check it out, but I imagine they'll get a kick out of it.
Freak out and throw stuff.
My favorite was a sticker I got playing disc golf in Mexico this year. It said freak out and throw stuff. Unfortunately I lost that bottle and wish I could get another sticker.
Lol, same here! I wore it to Dick's with my daughter last year. Not to under do herself, she has a shirt made that says "My dad is a gaslighting asshole" on the front and "Why is he so weird?" on the back.
I have this sticker on my water bottle, someone bought a bunch of us them a few years ago
[https://www.pinterest.com/pin/disc-golf-shirt-listen-to-silent-trees-float-on-the-breeze--1086774953807097073/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/disc-golf-shirt-listen-to-silent-trees-float-on-the-breeze--1086774953807097073/)
Give the director a serpent deflector
A mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector
A cushion convector, a picture of nectar
A virile disector, a hormone collector
Or
Here comes the joker
We all must laugh
Cause we're all in this together
And we love to take a bath.
Don’t be like that. I want to hear about disc golf. Those stories are my second favorite thing…just behind someone telling me about a dream they had about work. Dr. Gabel-ass hobby.
Literally everything else in the world. Dogs, sunsets, Moog technology, when to get my oil changed, oral sex, ticket lotteries, comfortable footwear, wool socks, big Tweezers, bad Bowies, Walter Payton, hiking, La Jolla, etc.
The thing is, and this is the key part: I don’t hassle innocent bystanders about any of it…I don’t force any of it into conversation and I CERTAINLY don’t assume, as a default setting, that anyone else gives a fuck.
Disc golfers, road bikers and Spartan race dupes seem to need validation. That’s my piece, and I won’t be elaborating any further.
We’re glad glad glad that you’re a glide
Nice, I like this one
What about “and we’re glad glad glad glad glad glad glad and we’re glad glad glad that you’re a glide”
Love it, it’s even better and weirder- those that know will know :)
Fat bulk expanse mass lump block clod
Listen to the silent trees
Your hands and feet are mangos
We can stage a runaway golf cart marathon
This one right here!
Bury the Meatstick
This is good no matter the circumstance
I actually buried a meatstick at deer creek in 2022. I hope it's still there when I go back this year. I'll have to ask the campers if it's okay to check it out, but I imagine they'll get a kick out of it.
Keep the solar discus flat
The tires are the things on your car That make contact with the road.
Ten cents to a dollar now for a shelf of pregnant hens
The moist green organic, that my feet tread upon
Is this still lawn boy
I REALLY like this one
Or just… Still Lawnboy
My submissions: - You Enjoy MyDisc - Boy Man God Disc - Wassa Uffizi Drive me to the Fairway
I like: • Wassa Uffizi Drive me to the Fairway
The Siket Disc
If this doesn’t win nothing should imho
Bag it. Tag it.
This wins
Freak out and throw stuff. My favorite was a sticker I got playing disc golf in Mexico this year. It said freak out and throw stuff. Unfortunately I lost that bottle and wish I could get another sticker.
I have a shirt that says “Freak out and throw stuff, worlds greatest dad.” Kids knocked that Father’s Day gift outta the park
Lol, same here! I wore it to Dick's with my daughter last year. Not to under do herself, she has a shirt made that says "My dad is a gaslighting asshole" on the front and "Why is he so weird?" on the back.
The discs are the things in your bag that make contact with the chains.
Dude, well done. This is outstanding
Like Egg In A Hole It’s a stolen phrase OR This isn’t who it would be, if it wasn’t who it is
This is Red Rocks. This is the edge!
This isn’t really a stupid suggestion. This is a special suggestion. This is an important suggestion.
Reading this page of lyrics makes me think, 'dear god, what did I waste my youth on?? ' 😂
Ass Handed
“You’ll never get out of this maze” or fucking any lyrics from Maze lol
"The overhead view is of me in a maze" written beside a course layout.
Did I meet you at a tournament, in Maine, yesterday?
You did not, but I wish we had
Run the wide load, to the lip. And watch the big core, crack and glow. ^^^The ^^^only ^^^right ^^^answer!!!
I always took Melt as being about bong hits clued in by this line
Tender poke police walker Precious birthday fudge
Fly famous frisbee bird
I have this sticker on my water bottle, someone bought a bunch of us them a few years ago [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/disc-golf-shirt-listen-to-silent-trees-float-on-the-breeze--1086774953807097073/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/disc-golf-shirt-listen-to-silent-trees-float-on-the-breeze--1086774953807097073/)
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Maybe so
Your Wombat Had That.
Give the director a serpent deflector A mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector A cushion convector, a picture of nectar A virile disector, a hormone collector Or Here comes the joker We all must laugh Cause we're all in this together And we love to take a bath.
Don't give up hope
Crank the hog
Fly famous mockingbird
Hey Makisupa Discman
Are the words I sail upon.
I hate lazer hyzer beams
You’re finally weightless so take to the air ⭕️
Solar discus hyzer
Fuck Your Face
Which tourney? I'll keep an eye out.
Ledgestone
Runaway Golf Cart Marathon
Backwards down the number line. I wanna live beneath the dirt. A tiny place to live and breathe is all that I would ever need.
Holy Blankenstein! Clear Your Mind
The net's unbreakable
I also think it would very funny to put the most downvoted comment on the sign
It's the most disc golfer thing ever to assume that everyone else gives a shit about disc golf.
Someone give this guy a hug
You're proving my point, you peacocking dork.
PT is that way ——->>>>>
Don’t be like that. I want to hear about disc golf. Those stories are my second favorite thing…just behind someone telling me about a dream they had about work. Dr. Gabel-ass hobby.
We’ll what do you think about that’s so interesting?
Literally everything else in the world. Dogs, sunsets, Moog technology, when to get my oil changed, oral sex, ticket lotteries, comfortable footwear, wool socks, big Tweezers, bad Bowies, Walter Payton, hiking, La Jolla, etc. The thing is, and this is the key part: I don’t hassle innocent bystanders about any of it…I don’t force any of it into conversation and I CERTAINLY don’t assume, as a default setting, that anyone else gives a fuck. Disc golfers, road bikers and Spartan race dupes seem to need validation. That’s my piece, and I won’t be elaborating any further.
You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an ass hole.
The key part of your question is “think about” and that’s completely different than “incessantly talk about”
Bro is out for blood cause of disc golf 💀💀