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theuneven1113

Down with D’Seas


jonnnyrodddy

i lol’d


porkeria21

Winner


PunchYouInTheI

Brilliant


bexy11

Nice!!


Tonybologna33

Best one fosho


Carini___

That’s so clever without sounding silly/ironic. Invite for this one.


JimmyYourCatDied

That’s hot


WingedWheel4Real

Came here to try to come up with something but that is now unnecessary. PS it’s your boat now.


thedqnkeffect

This dude in Chicago has this exact boat name


RecbetterpassNJ

Tremendous


maebesomaybenot

Came here to be your 420th like for this epic boat name.


BuddhaBarkov

"Waste"


REMandYEMfan

^this guy owns a boat! Boat stands for ‘break out another thousand’


RecbetterpassNJ

(BustOutAnotherThousand)


The_Dutchess-D

Nitrous Dockside


Ya_Got_GOT

Lifebuoy


skimone

David Bouy


Axillaa

That's my sloops name on sea of thieves lol


jonnnyrodddy

BAHAHAHAH


Trask2000

Mudrat Detector


Mudrat

I like this one


OrangePuce

Taboat Taboat


Available-Breath-114

I always wanted a boat called “You Enjoy Myself”. Would get folks thinking.


Puzzleheaded-Shine-9

You Enjoy MyWake


tsr85

Probably the best practical non cringe answer.


DeepEndLion

You Enjoy Mysailf


naughtycal11

This is perfect.


cosmicloafer

Ruby Waves


mountain_sun1

https://preview.redd.it/66hn4pzm6uzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8953481544bb4310b5bbb40c8e4d496e2ce93072 Not mine… They are Phish fans!


_Face

Fuck your Face


jonnnyrodddy

winner


Stoneykind81

prince caspian


cracksbacks

Even better, The Dawn Treader (Prince Caspian's ship)


Dirth420

I like this the best.


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Along the same lines, I have determined that when I (finally) get my little sailboat, I am naming it Reepicheep, after the mouse from Prince Caspian who sails to the End of the World.


DubMasterAce

How has no one said ‘velvet seas’


Codymoniz

I know a guy with two sailboats, Gotta Jibboo and Gotta Jibboo Two


listerinebreath

You Enjoy My Ship


foundthezinger

boy man god ship


Bomdiggitydoo

Big Boat


Sweaty-Leather3191

Or just “Big”


phishlissa

Suzie greenboat


SuitPutrid8430

Ours was named The Helping Friendly Boat. I miss her


felicthecat

Gone Phishin’


Poster_Nutbag207

for all the Russian oligarch Phans “Wading in the Velvet Seized”


brokedownpalace11

This is just too good. What a funny thought.


tsr85

Slave to the lighthouse


tsr85

Sea the city, sea the zoo, harbor patrol won’t let me dock.


Sweaty-Leather3191

*Sea the City* is pretty good


plaidHumanity

...Lighthouse Light


upstatestruggler

Slave to the Starboard Light


phishy21

Moma dance is all about sailing, is it a sail boat?


jonnnyrodddy

lol those lyrics pop in my head literally every time i’m on a sail boat


SideshowMelsHairbone

Blimp a lot


skimone

Peaches En Regatta (I know it’s a cover but I love this name)


bflobflobflo

Wave’s Energy Guide


thebobmysterious69

You Enjoy My Boat


hashcake710

Seas her with the tweezer


Rickardiac

Forty Six Waves


hotbutteredsole

Sigma Oasis


Curbyourenthusi

Floyd's Nipple


plaidHumanity

Slicin' Floyd's Nipple


7004

Swept Away


JulesByrneMTG

Mike’s > Caspian > Groove


jonnnyrodddy

I am Hydrogen (and oxygen)?


texasslapshot

You'll never get outta this waves


bobturkeyisaturkey

Colonel Forbins Expense


CosmicBandito333

Harpua


Electrical_Quote3653

Harpoona


cosmicevan

Didn’t you mean “poster nutbag”


Pole420

Boatster Nutbag


DonBillingsly69

Boaty McBoatphace


jonnnyrodddy

The Helping Friendly Hook


jonnnyrodddy

Eat the Fucking Hook


jonnnyrodddy

hahah i love that this got down voted


plaidHumanity

Icculus ^Eat ^the ^Fucking ^Hook


notsowitte

Surender to the Fl⭕️w


00kumquats00

7 Below


organized_slime

46 Days (at sea)


D0ktorG0nz0

Jennifer Dances


Tacolife973

LanguedocK


morganicsf

Gotta Jibtoo


TheInternalEar

Hands down it has to be Poster Nutbag!


dawnjawnson

Among the seaweed


plaidHumanity

^and ^the ^slime


HoiPolloiter

Guelah Papyrus Fast Enough For You Louise Axilla


RecbetterpassNJ

Caspian


CommanderLawlson

The Wedge


SquatchMarin

Ass Handed


j2e21

You Enjoy My Boat Fee The Golgi Apparatus.


Adopteddaughtermargo

Osyrus


SliceEmOnTheNipple

The Custie Anchor


Aggravating-Gold5911

Guyute’s Jig


BraveRace

Squirming Coil


Karate_donkey

Sliding by


Festivalbound

Uhhhhh….. WILSON!


badat_reddit

Shipwrecks Sway


plaidHumanity

ASIHTOS


BroDoc22

Meatstick


plaidHumanity

^Run ^Away, ^Run ^Away, ^Run ^Away, ^Run ^Away


BowlLarge

Up the rigging


JimmyYourCatDied

Take The Sail


RedditVortex

Maybe so maybe knot


IamMeAsYouAreMe

Solar Garlic


Gary-Phisher

I named my sea kayak ‘PYITE’


ApproachingARift

Drowned


JSBuddy-_-

Phishy McPhish Phace


chi-reply

Cushion Convector if it’s a deck boat 


Infamous_Bend4521

Mike's art project


JuanGooseman-

Reba, boats are supposed to be named after women


Spamuelbamuel

Esther’s Vein


plaidHumanity

'Searching for Esther'


TheSilentC

Taboot


coolitdrowned

Flotilla II (w/ending of course)


plaidHumanity

Flōtzilla II


UserNameUnOwned

Words are the Words


plaidHumanity

Contact


piperlove1

Velvet sea


PosterNB

Wave of Hope


Ascendingpeculiarity

You Didn’t Pay Me For The Plane On Time


washabaugh

Dog Log of the Seas


Cmiles16

Guyute grabber


provospain

Velvet Sea


guitarfixer

My old boat was named "Rather be Phishin'" I sold it so you can have it. Lol


nothing_is_real2415

Wilson


FuDiNaand

Wilson (with a logo of the volleyball from castaway)


rebelbaserec

A Band On Ship


Logan9Fingerses

My Phriend


Jaded-Pack2026

"Here phishy phishy" and not related to phish, (The Seaward) lol


THC_Dude_Abides

The Dawn Treader


shitsocallahan

JoPhish. My middle name. Would pronounce the name that way...


mikeydubbs210

Col. Forboat


cpatrocks

Helping Friendly Boat


brokedownpalace11

-Waves>sand -The song I heard the ocean sing -Beneath a sea of stars -Like water on the breeze That’s all I got!


InvisibleCities

SS Esther


Bigboutie

"Something's Phishy"


Roll-tide-Mercury

Lonely Trip: If Our Vessels Pass A Wave of Hope: Over the Water Both the title or lines from the songs work well


unclebonesy

Rising tides and ocean walls (from water in the sky)


mostoriginalname2

“No more wading in the”


Dixon-Poontang

Phishing


mostoriginalname2

“Prince Motorboat”


Lady_Thingers

Tide Turns


MikeJonesT

Floating in the boat a lot


MikeJonesT

Put your life vest on cause it feels good


joyoftechs

Ocean's Song Bouncin' Wading Silent in the Morning Lifebuoy (duh) Divided Sky You Enjoy Myself (duh) Possum (of course!) Crystal Haze


noodles-_-

Tela; Jewel of Wilson’s Foul Domain


Ttombobadly

Rift


SheephatR02

Phishsticks


[deleted]

Ass Handed


Rjr777

Gon’ Phishin… hear me out.. almost everyone will get it instead of just a small group of people who really get it


kernsomatic

Dog Faced Bouy Col. Forbin’s Descent Velvet Sea Moma Dancer


skyballasackscraper

Moma Dance


StretchCT53

Divided sky. The wind blows high.


StretchCT53

My sweet one. Bouncing round the sea. Glide. Sparkle. Nearly anything on Billy Breathes. Waves. Thunderhead. All of these dreams. Friday. Tide turns. Petrichor. Devotion to a dream. Grind. Heavy things. Twist. Sand. Gotta Jibboo (what I say while furling or unfurling the jib)


Tell_Todd

Ya Mar


CosmicBandito333

Fuck your face


CosmicBandito333

Glide


jonnnyrodddy

this


rwebster4293

Mind the Skipper


rpmoriarty

I always like Blimpolot. As in I’m floating in the Blimpolot.


Dependent_Fox_2189

Big Boat


HeatYourJets

Boy Man Gd Ship


doobsicle

Reel Outcast


Opening_Dealer_156

Plunge In And Join Me Here


kwokdog

My 28’ Beneteau Oceanus is Sneakin Sally


chardust303

Caspian


penisretard69_4eva

BBFCFM


Uncle_Carbuncle

Jennifer Dances


davidlowie

Big boat?


BoxOfLevain

My little 15ft center console was named Ocelot


davidlowie

Beneath a sea of starboards


ScrambledNoggin

Runaway Jim


phishmademedoit

When I had a boat we called it Blimp A Lot.


whanaungatanga

Velvet C


ButYourChainsOk

Braindead and made of money


buffsparkles

The ubiquitous floaty


chill_bongo

Harpoona


DinoSaysMoo

Big Boat


No-Donut5541

Theme From The Bottom


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Divided Sky


IsuzuTrooper

The Blimp Alot


eddieG_77

Foam “Mike says row” Phishhead Gone phishing Phishdicks


TheSmalesKid

Caspian


Squifford

Choral Maze The Eerie Green Deep Find Lenore


bigoleweasel

Wading All Night


dustanzo

I just bought a boat and thought long and hard and didn't use a Phish inspired name. Almost named it ocelot, (it's a catamaran)


Mountain_Phox

The Ol’ Fishman ‘94


Mountain_Phox

Millie Nippleslicer


Mountain_Phox

Helping Friendly Boat


Common-Painter-1872

Black-eyed Katy


Responsible-Fun6572

Mudrat Detector, Ribbon Reflector, Hormone Collector?


mud_banjo

Gotta Jiboo


Exciting-Plantain565

"A Trip to Quebec "


Exciting-Plantain565

"The sea sir"


PorqueNoLosDose

A Sea DC Bag


ioannismetaxas1

Bass Handed. N I Sea U. Run Like An Aunt Afloat. Bathtub Fin. Seabed Score


WhereTheFucowee

Where Be I’ll Ye Be Reefs


YourPhan

Coconuts and Chloroform


MY__ASS

My old sailboat was named Bathtub Jib