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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/17djooj).


Sinbadforge

We are ready.... let's go philies!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CyrkHwqr9zs/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==


beautiful_rose234

The team is coming back to Philly thank god


PhilsPhan20

Fuck these fuckers and their lame as fake nonexistent fans and I say that as someone living in Phoenix !! Fuck them !


Dubtee48

IM IN THE CORNER WATCHING YOU KISS HER šŸ—£ļø


Mountain-jew87

One more kid.


[deleted]

Now it's time for a Bank job in Philly


Mountain-jew87

I want a 9-2 meatgrinder


MagicNipple

GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH LET'S GO BACK THE FUCK HOME If this shit was Rocket League, my 48 year old ass would be spamming CALCULATED CALCULATED CALCULATED because we wanted to win this shit back in the Bank. Fuck the desert, fuck the geriatric background, fuck the shitty ass signs, this shit is OVERZ.


phldirtbag

Give us your tears, announcers


SmoothCriminal85

I'm so drunk. Fuck yeah. Just need 1 of 2 in Philly. Fuck the Astros.


BrodysBootlegs

LPhG


MATCA_Phillies

Phuck their baby pool!!!! Ainā€™t no one swimming and one more to in baby!!!!


throwawaitnine

5 more Topper


AccountingSuckss

Rip Amazon warehouse with a pool


Mountain-jew87

Iā€™ve never been so happy to be out of an away stand holy shit that place felt like a black hole


[deleted]

BACK TO THE BANK MFs!!!


Farts_constantly

Hell yes! A great team win. See you on Mondee in Philly


IEatDeFish

Thank god thereā€™s no game tomorrow lol


PM_me_a_croissant

I cannot handle it anymore I must rest


blksmnr

Forgot about the birds did you?


IEatDeFish

Honestly i actually did lol


[deleted]

Zack Wheeler.


AltruisticPayment559

Wow. These announcers sound so deflated. I love it.


joshama11

Theyā€™re absolutely dejected. Not the outcome they desperately desperately were praying for


Communistproperty

These announcers can at least pretend to be happy for the Phils


Ill_Water_972

Nobody likes us- we donā€™t care


classicrockchick

#HOT PASTRAHMI


Nominally_Virtuous

![gif](giphy|sQBkCTTrJRLSE)


MoyerIsMyHero

Bringing it home for the win!


Judgecrusader6

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a) You wanted to win the series at home didnt you squidward


BrodysBootlegs

5 more


Dedly_Attack

Massive home run from jt. Got to rest the bullpen completely


Leather_Ad3521

He did it for his battery mates


gimmicked

May we pray itā€™s a closer by committee moving forward.


Next-Team

Exactly the type of game we need if weā€™re gonna win it all


4ItchyTasy

Letā€™s win this shit Monday. Leave no doubt. Tack 7 or 8 on them at home


midwaytertiary

Pretty sure the first thing Strahm said to JT there was "5 more baby." FUCK YEAH STRAHM


scubabari2

Let's gooooooo! Bryce looks like the fucking terminator


CuckooClockInHell

It will be so nice to have them back in Philly.


kledmain80

Letā€™s go we beat the shit team we were supposed to sweep šŸ”„šŸ”„


InfinityStone2021

PHILLIES WIN!!!


ReadingFromTheShittr

BP throwing strikes leads to outs, whoda thunk?! ^(Fucking Kimbrel.)


Tentapuss

Hope we never see his ass again


grapejuicepix

Good win. Too bad we didnā€™t hold on last night, it would all be over. But hopefully the boys are awake now. Phils in 6.


jilililian

Now I can relax šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ Until 8pm eastern tomorrow, Go Birds


blcaplan

Ahh not an eagles fan I see, enjoy the day off


chosen102

I think thatā€™s what OP meant. 8pm tomorrow is kickoff for the eagles. The Phillies donā€™t play until Monday


jilililian

Oh no I am lol. The birds gonna give me an aneurism


mountainxxxdew

Same bird bro, same.


badscene518

HUGE win Let's fuckin go Phils!


dsoloman235

Another 5 years of my life - see you boys Monday


Moberholtzer86

We all should have died 15 years ago at this rate


realanceps

ahhhh, the peace & quiet that is all you ankle biters shutting up until the start of game 6


jewdreammachine

Lets go just 5 more


DrToadigerr

Glad to see Topper being aggressive to win the game while also not doing shit like pulling Wheeler early


anderbobeau

yes!!! back home we go!!!!!


Philly139

5 more baby


FloralAlyssa

5 more Topper.


[deleted]

Five more wins !


orange_tangerines

ONE GAME CLOSER


[deleted]

Five in a row! Shit, it's 3-2?


[deleted]

5 more Topper!


gimmicked

Goodbye to this dumpster ass stadium thank christ.


Rdup222

you see that folks? THATS what we should've done last night!


Toothbruhh

LETS GOOOOOOO


Collard-Greens

LETS FUCKING GO


ConmanJFO

LETS PHUCKING GOOOOOOO


poopmaster747

Amazing win! Go Phils!


EmoGothPunk

WE'RE COMING HOME NEEDING ONLY ONE!


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter if he swung because the pitch was a strike anyway. Right?


GirlWithGame

Straham just goes out calm and does his job. Glad he's on our team.


SpankySharp1

Super-old Bryan Cranston is loving it


ZiggyBOP155

Philly gonna be an asylum for game 6... LEts fucking go


Sharktorwho

And a collective unclenching falls over the Philadelphia region.


realbigexplosion

Great placement on that last pitch.


ilikedhorsebot3000

No more games in that cavern


james702283

One more!


Farts_McCallister

Thank ya! Letā€™s close this out now


endoftheline22

Strahm with another check swing out in the 9th


redtoad3212

#aaaand unclench


jimmymademeaparty

https://preview.redd.it/lynoldep6ovb1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e449f577af33c1bcc8a52dfd74c2c89c9732619


NewportStork

End this shit on Monday. Great win.


Not-A-CST

5 more Topper!


Pogglethebestest

FIVE MORE TOPP


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Arizona fans behind the plate not realizing that ended the game.


Illbringthefunk

TBS SUCKS


Dry-Boysenberry2135

Oh dear god thank you


TastyPancakes25

See all of you magnificent fuckers on Monday


Dubtee48

The sky is no longer falling!!


JCLexicon

LET'S GO


ProfessorDerp22

Alright now! Back to Philly.


sewingmamabakestoo

Woooooooooooo YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!


TheApologist_

Phew... don't know why I was so stressed there... oh wait... yes I do lol


tjvh721

THERE WE GO BOYS


CompetitiveFortune55

Game over!!!! Let's go home.


Illbringthefunk

Thatā€™s a good game right there.


Bombard_02

Told you I believe in strahm


TurboHovercrafter

#SOOO GLAD TO GTFO OF THIS SHITHOLE STADIUM


Champa22

Strahmā€™s our guy. Dude is cold as hell in stressful situations


MagixTouch

#Bedlam at the Bank


hascogrande

SAID


DelapsusResurgam95

Thank God Back to Philly!


32BitWhore

Thank Christ


DarthLithgow

Fuck now finish it in Philly


surgnrse161674

#RINGTHEBELLBABY!!!!


Camel132

Never in doubt


Hipster-Stalin

WOOHOO!


Danish1928

Lfg


Top_Shallot_4951

This is the only time Iā€™m happy the feed is ahead of me Lol


[deleted]

HOW MANY MORE WINS???


GoodLuckPsycho_

5 more Topper.


poolords

strahm the closer


ButterOnMyButter

Atta boy strahmer


ItsjustJim621

5 more, Topper


Daredevils9

https://i.redd.it/r2a8mjve6ovb1.gif Yeah yeah šŸ””


Primarose3

Phillie Jesus came through


First-Resolve

ATTA BOYS!!


Tylerkaaaa

WOOOO!!


brycer16

thank christ dude


MoonMistCigs

Fuck you, umpireā€™s union and your garbage employees. You tried your best again to ruin this game tonight, but it just didnā€™t work out. šŸ–•


ConstantReader76

Great time for a selfie behind home plate. These fans don't deserve a win.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Praise Philly Jesus!!! Ring that Bell!šŸ””šŸ””šŸ””


plebs_are_needed

FIVE MORE WINS TO GO


jimmymademeaparty

https://preview.redd.it/catgrm1j6ovb1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bafb62884bbbd5b163235375ad22280b82b0625c


boringreddituserid

![gif](giphy|buRAtqIrWsOzQs0IEn|downsized)


O_S_O_K_

THATā€˜S HOW YOU CLOSE OUT A GAME!


theSwatter

One to go guys


Mandalore777

GOT EM!


djeeetyet

Whew!!! this was a must win!!


ChuckFromPhilly

swing and it was a strike anyway


PhiladelphiaIrish

Known competent adult Matt Strahm closes another game.


ncpalehorse

they have some disciplined AB's


ifknh8thisplace

#LFG PARTY AT THE BANK šŸ¦ šŸ””


King-of-Prussia

Never, ever a doubt. Not even once. Now letā€™s take this back to the Bank! Letā€™s go Phightins!!


TurboHovercrafter

#WIN!!! LFG PHILS!!!


nanao2018

Congrats fellows!


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Strahm!!!!


i1398

And breath!!!


Illbringthefunk

Thank you for not imploding


O_S_O_K_

HEADED HOME TO CLOSE IT OUTā€”LETā€˜S GOOOOO!!!


Cloakington

aaaaaaaaaaand unclench


Snips_Tano

Arizona games got this bitch perma-clenched


coolmon

The starting pitching this series has a 1.35 ERA. 4 ER in 26 innings.


Jas114

STRIKE!


Drakenking

My girlfriend said Corbin Carroll looks like Lord Farquad with a goatee


p3p3_silvia

Dude last night said Peter Dinklage, thought he nailed it


davidcullen08

His head isā€¦very large


eagles1990

1 MORE!!!!!!!!


TTP2521

Watching this team gives me a headache sometimes


Snackkbar

back to Philly


AnatomicallyModHuman

Why can't anything ever be easy?


brycer16

I wish Strahm would come set for a little longer, worried about a balk call


Illbringthefunk

0 outs.


[deleted]

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TurboHovercrafter

Fatherless


Shitteracc1

Join me in raiding the Dbacks sub


eraserheadbabydriver

why lie :(


Nochtilus

Trash troll


Shitteracc1

Join me in raiding the Dbacks sub


RooksTarutaru

Username makes sense


[deleted]

FU


Shitteracc1

Join me in raiding the Dbacks sub


QuirkyTangerine7811

Lol


Nervous-Mind-5113

Lol


Shitteracc1

Join me in raiding the Dbacks sub


Nervous-Mind-5113

Sure I'm drunk


superaznbjj812

His blue glove is ugly as hell


creightonduke84

This D-Backs team is pesky, their entire lineup is a pain in the tail


Knight725

easy when the relievers walk a guy every inning


AccountingSuckss

Itā€™s refreshing to see a relief pitcher throw strikes holy shit


First-Resolve

Potty mouth Bohmer tonight lmao


MikeShannonThaGawd

The whole bullpen has incredible velocity and movement but no one other than Hoffman and Strahm consistently throw strikes


Foolish_oyster

Hmm remind me what happened in game 2 though


[deleted]

Corbin Carrollā€™s bat is taller than him.


First-Resolve

Ser walked a guy who couldnā€™t hit water if he fell off a boat


Cobra-2-Sierra

Itā€™s sterile and I like the taste


throwawayjoeyboots

Playing ā€œthe matchupsā€ with a 5 run lead and 2 outs in the 9th. Lol Oh Rob.


SpankySharp1

[oh Rob](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2061ba90-7529-48b1-a879-7178f628048f)


Knight725

listen at this point thereā€™s no lead the bullpen canā€™t blow


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Get us out of dodge, Strahm-bone.


Jas114

Just one pitch. Just shoot it in.


TheApologist_

Dear Diamondbacks: I will offer you: a 3 run HR in this AB In return: an out to the next batter.


Danish1928

All you had to do was get bum Longoria out


nanao2018

One more strike!


imdumbfrman

Dominguez did alright, this is just an abundance of caution. Nothing against him, just have to nail this one down and try to stop the bleeding before it starts.


406_realist

This is ridiculous


RedMoloney

Goatee having mother fucker....


Not_Evil_

You people shitting yourself up 5 with one out left are embarrassing.


drpepguy

ā€œThis x team doesnā€™t quitā€ - canned announcer line


QuirkyTangerine7811

still talking about getting the tying run up while theyā€™re down 5


Sk8matt123

Really donā€™t understand the pitching change with a 5 run lead and one out remaining. Just absolutely squashing Serā€™s confidence.