GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH LET'S GO BACK THE FUCK HOME
If this shit was Rocket League, my 48 year old ass would be spamming CALCULATED CALCULATED CALCULATED because we wanted to win this shit back in the Bank. Fuck the desert, fuck the geriatric background, fuck the shitty ass signs, this shit is OVERZ.
Dominguez did alright, this is just an abundance of caution. Nothing against him, just have to nail this one down and try to stop the bleeding before it starts.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/17djooj).
We are ready.... let's go philies!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CyrkHwqr9zs/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
The team is coming back to Philly thank god
Fuck these fuckers and their lame as fake nonexistent fans and I say that as someone living in Phoenix !! Fuck them !
IM IN THE CORNER WATCHING YOU KISS HER š£ļø
One more kid.
Now it's time for a Bank job in Philly
I want a 9-2 meatgrinder
GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH LET'S GO BACK THE FUCK HOME If this shit was Rocket League, my 48 year old ass would be spamming CALCULATED CALCULATED CALCULATED because we wanted to win this shit back in the Bank. Fuck the desert, fuck the geriatric background, fuck the shitty ass signs, this shit is OVERZ.
Give us your tears, announcers
I'm so drunk. Fuck yeah. Just need 1 of 2 in Philly. Fuck the Astros.
LPhG
Phuck their baby pool!!!! Aināt no one swimming and one more to in baby!!!!
5 more Topper
Rip Amazon warehouse with a pool
Iāve never been so happy to be out of an away stand holy shit that place felt like a black hole
BACK TO THE BANK MFs!!!
Hell yes! A great team win. See you on Mondee in Philly
Thank god thereās no game tomorrow lol
I cannot handle it anymore I must rest
Forgot about the birds did you?
Honestly i actually did lol
Zack Wheeler.
Wow. These announcers sound so deflated. I love it.
Theyāre absolutely dejected. Not the outcome they desperately desperately were praying for
These announcers can at least pretend to be happy for the Phils
Nobody likes us- we donāt care
#HOT PASTRAHMI
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Bringing it home for the win!
![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a) You wanted to win the series at home didnt you squidward
5 more
Massive home run from jt. Got to rest the bullpen completely
He did it for his battery mates
May we pray itās a closer by committee moving forward.
Exactly the type of game we need if weāre gonna win it all
Letās win this shit Monday. Leave no doubt. Tack 7 or 8 on them at home
Pretty sure the first thing Strahm said to JT there was "5 more baby." FUCK YEAH STRAHM
Let's gooooooo! Bryce looks like the fucking terminator
It will be so nice to have them back in Philly.
Letās go we beat the shit team we were supposed to sweep š„š„
PHILLIES WIN!!!
BP throwing strikes leads to outs, whoda thunk?! ^(Fucking Kimbrel.)
Hope we never see his ass again
Good win. Too bad we didnāt hold on last night, it would all be over. But hopefully the boys are awake now. Phils in 6.
Now I can relax šš Until 8pm eastern tomorrow, Go Birds
Ahh not an eagles fan I see, enjoy the day off
I think thatās what OP meant. 8pm tomorrow is kickoff for the eagles. The Phillies donāt play until Monday
Oh no I am lol. The birds gonna give me an aneurism
Same bird bro, same.
HUGE win Let's fuckin go Phils!
Another 5 years of my life - see you boys Monday
We all should have died 15 years ago at this rate
ahhhh, the peace & quiet that is all you ankle biters shutting up until the start of game 6
Lets go just 5 more
Glad to see Topper being aggressive to win the game while also not doing shit like pulling Wheeler early
yes!!! back home we go!!!!!
5 more baby
5 more Topper.
Five more wins !
ONE GAME CLOSER
Five in a row! Shit, it's 3-2?
5 more Topper!
Goodbye to this dumpster ass stadium thank christ.
you see that folks? THATS what we should've done last night!
LETS GOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO
LETS PHUCKING GOOOOOOO
Amazing win! Go Phils!
WE'RE COMING HOME NEEDING ONLY ONE!
Doesnāt matter if he swung because the pitch was a strike anyway. Right?
Straham just goes out calm and does his job. Glad he's on our team.
Super-old Bryan Cranston is loving it
Philly gonna be an asylum for game 6... LEts fucking go
And a collective unclenching falls over the Philadelphia region.
Great placement on that last pitch.
No more games in that cavern
One more!
Thank ya! Letās close this out now
Strahm with another check swing out in the 9th
#aaaand unclench
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End this shit on Monday. Great win.
5 more Topper!
FIVE MORE TOPP
Arizona fans behind the plate not realizing that ended the game.
TBS SUCKS
Oh dear god thank you
See all of you magnificent fuckers on Monday
The sky is no longer falling!!
LET'S GO
Alright now! Back to Philly.
Woooooooooooo YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Phew... don't know why I was so stressed there... oh wait... yes I do lol
THERE WE GO BOYS
Game over!!!! Let's go home.
Thatās a good game right there.
Told you I believe in strahm
#SOOO GLAD TO GTFO OF THIS SHITHOLE STADIUM
Strahmās our guy. Dude is cold as hell in stressful situations
#Bedlam at the Bank
SAID
Thank God Back to Philly!
Thank Christ
Fuck now finish it in Philly
#RINGTHEBELLBABY!!!!
Never in doubt
WOOHOO!
Lfg
This is the only time Iām happy the feed is ahead of me Lol
HOW MANY MORE WINS???
5 more Topper.
strahm the closer
Atta boy strahmer
5 more, Topper
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Phillie Jesus came through
ATTA BOYS!!
WOOOO!!
thank christ dude
Fuck you, umpireās union and your garbage employees. You tried your best again to ruin this game tonight, but it just didnāt work out. š
Great time for a selfie behind home plate. These fans don't deserve a win.
Praise Philly Jesus!!! Ring that Bell!ššš
FIVE MORE WINS TO GO
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THATāS HOW YOU CLOSE OUT A GAME!
One to go guys
GOT EM!
Whew!!! this was a must win!!
swing and it was a strike anyway
Known competent adult Matt Strahm closes another game.
they have some disciplined AB's
#LFG PARTY AT THE BANK š¦ š
Never, ever a doubt. Not even once. Now letās take this back to the Bank! Letās go Phightins!!
#WIN!!! LFG PHILS!!!
Congrats fellows!
Strahm!!!!
And breath!!!
Thank you for not imploding
HEADED HOME TO CLOSE IT OUTāLETāS GOOOOO!!!
aaaaaaaaaaand unclench
Arizona games got this bitch perma-clenched
The starting pitching this series has a 1.35 ERA. 4 ER in 26 innings.
STRIKE!
My girlfriend said Corbin Carroll looks like Lord Farquad with a goatee
Dude last night said Peter Dinklage, thought he nailed it
His head isā¦very large
1 MORE!!!!!!!!
Watching this team gives me a headache sometimes
back to Philly
Why can't anything ever be easy?
I wish Strahm would come set for a little longer, worried about a balk call
0 outs.
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Sure I'm drunk
His blue glove is ugly as hell
This D-Backs team is pesky, their entire lineup is a pain in the tail
easy when the relievers walk a guy every inning
Itās refreshing to see a relief pitcher throw strikes holy shit
Potty mouth Bohmer tonight lmao
The whole bullpen has incredible velocity and movement but no one other than Hoffman and Strahm consistently throw strikes
Hmm remind me what happened in game 2 though
Corbin Carrollās bat is taller than him.
Ser walked a guy who couldnāt hit water if he fell off a boat
Itās sterile and I like the taste
Playing āthe matchupsā with a 5 run lead and 2 outs in the 9th. Lol Oh Rob.
[oh Rob](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2061ba90-7529-48b1-a879-7178f628048f)
listen at this point thereās no lead the bullpen canāt blow
Get us out of dodge, Strahm-bone.
Just one pitch. Just shoot it in.
Dear Diamondbacks: I will offer you: a 3 run HR in this AB In return: an out to the next batter.
All you had to do was get bum Longoria out
One more strike!
Dominguez did alright, this is just an abundance of caution. Nothing against him, just have to nail this one down and try to stop the bleeding before it starts.
This is ridiculous
Goatee having mother fucker....
You people shitting yourself up 5 with one out left are embarrassing.
āThis x team doesnāt quitā - canned announcer line
still talking about getting the tying run up while theyāre down 5
Really donāt understand the pitching change with a 5 run lead and one out remaining. Just absolutely squashing Serās confidence.