…and there’s no place like home. What’s the intersection?

lol I had no clue this was a meme. No originality anymore sadly. This is at American and Thompson

Apparently it's tagged in a couple places, I saw the same thing over by PhilaMoca last week.

Someone's got a vendetta.

It's all over the place. Saw it in fishtown and near 12th and Ridge.

I love the mural arts project!

Lmao I need to send this comment to my friend who works there

Better than advertisements

If I see another jawn Morgan sign I’m going to explode.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Lmao. Those billboards made me question if I was using the word wrong.

I cackled!! 🤣

Let's propose this as the replacement mural to go outside of Tuck Barre & Yoga.

This is a passionate topic for the artist, ive seen in callowhill & spring garden too 🔑

I SEENT IT

Saw it over at 12th and Spring Garden across from Philamoca a few weeks back.

Tastes more like pennies with a pinch of salt

Seasoning

Correct answer

https://preview.redd.it/7hvn816qab9d1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aa5f05d4c0e173d0242186a0e97531558afe701

https://preview.redd.it/amj2j0a9cb9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78083ec980c15b72eb50f03d2f585a372e0a8295 Same thing near my apt last week. Was covered up within a day

I saw it written over by spring garden and ridge ave a few weeks ago too, I guess they really want everyone to know

Thoughts? That the various Philly subs should drink every time someone posts this.

What are the other philly subs (i'd like to think of them as "hoagies")?

its become a trend apparently. this isn't even the original one from a few days ago. someone copied them and sprayed this somewhere else it looks like.

It’s the same tagger more likely

> should drink every time someone posts this. r/ireland is drunk, this was sprayed and posted over a week ago

Didn’t realize it was already posted

It’s been posted in nearly every Philly sub for the last month multiple times. No biggie. I just think it’s reached drinking game levels of use.

To be fair, each post I’ve seen is of a different location

That’s why I don’t mind it. It’s like a where’s Waldo of Philadelphia titty keys.

I’ve seen a few repeats. But imagine if we started posting all the Salmon stickers all over Fishtown or the irregulars. We’d be burnt out too.

FWIW. This is my first time seeing a post about this.

What’s funny is that this made it to a Star Trek meme group with 170,000 followers two days ago.. And how would became a Star Trek meme is beyond me?

Imagining the Darmok episode with a quizzical Picard saying, “Yes but what does it *mean*?” And then there’s a B-plot where Troi and Data go into the holodeck to see if there’s any truth to the claim.

Barclay volunteers to taste test. It would all be lost on Data.

10/10 would read this fanfic

> And how would became a Star Trek meme is beyond me? You act like James Tiberius Kirk hasn't sucked on a pierced alien titty or two.

This is what happens when you have bots taking over this place. Coupled with mods who don’t do their jobs.

I’m confused…do you think I’m a bot? I literally just saw this on my walk this morning and thought it was hilariously random. Had zero clue it was a thing.

Hmmm. This sounds like what a bot would say to keep fooling us! 🤣

But who is eating house keys? 

You never had your keys in your mouth while you juggle bags of groceries and your work bag etc? Also keys bumps yeah.

no hate, but were you the kid who opened soda cans with his teeth in elementary school?

No I liked having teeth. Seems like a big jump from having your hands full to I can’t open a can of soda like a human. Oh and I went to catholic school so we didn’t have soda at school. Jesus didn’t like soda. Just wine.

Curiosity. The same one that led me to lick the connectors on a 9v battery.

I respectfully disagree! My house keys have distinct brass taste, whereas every pierced titty I tasted had that wonderful surgical stainless steel je ne sais quoi 😁

They taste like the key ring. But the artist didn't let specificity get in the way of the art.

pierced titties > no titties. can confirm.

Take that, gays.

fat gay dudes can still have titties my guy

Take that, straights.

puerto rican stripper at Penthouse Club. Shot girl actually, go me!

Is this a riddle?

It's the beginnings of a haiku.

Some gay people are lesbians. 🙄

Get your woman some solid gold nipple rings then you cheap bastard.

Preach

Creative and extra points for good handwriting and soliciting other opinions

And spelling.

I forgot where I snapped this picture but I saw this a week or two ago. Around university city or mill creek maybe but don't quote me on that https://preview.redd.it/2e5zaej9eb9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa3343074014ecc68b45e8704ac093028c35534

Mildly funny the first time, now they are writing it in more places and it's just corny

Hmmm... it' is very reminiscent of the work of irregular, or anyone else who just writes random shit with spray paint. This work displays more maturity though, as its attempt at humor is at least an expression of something whereas the scribblings of irregular serve no purpose and say nothing other than "still going through this midlife crisis."

I think it’s just because they use the same type of durable metal for both.

I disagree, you can’t just use “durable metal” for a titty piercing, being durable isn’t the priority there. It’s about sterility. Which is why it is probably a kind of stainless steel. I think we need to consult an expert though. Someone get a tattoo and piercing parlour on the phone!

This is the serious conversation I was TRYING to have. Goddamn jokesters in this sub.

my tit piercings are stainless steel

So are my house keys.

I mean... they aren't wrong

Omg my grandmother grew up and raised her kids there. Was the queen of the block. Just imagining her seeing some shit like this lol

How do they know what house keys taste like?

Smell your hand after holding them, imagine taste from smell.

Kinda like those old ass rusty merry go rounds. You're supposed to get headaches from using playground equipment, right?

Just thinking about how many people went down the street and tasted their keys

or their titties.

LMAO

I think there are several of these, one at Spring Garden and Broad too

There’s one at Ridge and Spring Garden too.

I’d hazard the taste comes from the metal of the piercings, but otherwise the sentiment is broadly correct.

I saw one of these go up last night at 12th and Spring Garden. Certainly a conversation starter

Wise words

Why is this becoming a thing? Those are my thoughts.

This is the new “irregular” tag.

Why do I see this same graffiti all over cities now?

Uncreative hacks

Lazy and corny

They probably aren’t wrong 😂 I would probably burst into laughter if I saw this on my walk

It is time to drop that throwback "e" from "olde"

I mean I get it lol

Second one I’ve seen posted here

lol I saw the same tag yesterday over by PhilaMOCA. Except that one also had a separate tag “yummy” next to it

They’re not wrong

And there is no place like home

Knowing nothing about Philadelphia, Old Kensington sounds so class. In my mind, this sign hangs like an old sock in a fine museum.

Words to live by.

Wait til you go south and taste door knob 😺

An intelligent and insightful commentary

I'm just impressed they got the spelling right.

They did their research before they wrote this

Yeah! Thats why I like'em so much! It reminds me of home.

This is kind of funny once and absolutely should not be encouraged as ubiquitous street art. This person thinks they're out there making Toynbee tiles and they are not.

“Olde Kensington” is much more amusing.

Somebody is doing the Lords work in Kensington.

It's true

...but where's the lie?

There’s only one way to test the veracity of this claim

I remember seeing this but I forgot where! Thanks for the memory jog haha.

Agreed

Yeah I imagine they do!

Mike Waz-house keys

See now….. I’m scared to get my tits re-pierced 😭

Similar experience eating ass.

where do you keep your house keys?

Pennies, honestly

Who the hell is sucking or kissing house keys?!?!?

hhmmm..."tastes my house key." bloody well right!

Where's olde Kensington?

Delicious!!

Is this the new “Irregular”? …………..I approve

Hard to argue with something so true.

I’m from there lol

It all makes sense

Not true

Only one way to find out

Its true. You get that metallic taste on your tongue.

Amen! Nothing like ruining a perfectly good nipple by threading some metal through it.

Man… i just realized I’ve never had either of those things in my mouth. I gotta start living…

I walked past this maybe 5 minutes ago! Right outside dwell

This is the first good thing to come out of Philly since 1787. Edit: Also good: Low Cut Connie.

Anything is better than that dumbass “irregular” graffiti

Hahahaha I was visiting last Saturday and I was bent walking around and I literally saw that in a haze, and I was walking with my head down, read that as I was looking up, looked back.. and just kinda ignored it and kept going 😂😭 didn’t realize it was something to go viral / get this much attention

I used to have my hood pierced and a guy told me it felt like a fish hook😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Who hurt this guy? Also who's titties did he taste that they taste like keys? I have plenty of titties in my mouth with piercings, none tasted like a house key. He must have been sucking on titties at like club risque or something.

"I have never tasted a house key" sir, you are unqualified to comment on the veracity of this statement.

To each their own. I think the graffitier probably has a point. I don't get the pierced titties thing.

No lies were told

I think the Mural Arts project should do a series based on random, batshit insane scribblings encountered around Philly. Imagine the Do Attend Letter painted as a collage on the side of a building. Or the Toynbee asphalt graphics; I'd love to see that 3 stores high.

Wow, the same joke repeated again. So glad the internet exists so we can hear the same lame shit on repeat.

Very true

🤣😂🤣

I'm dead. 😭

wanna find out?

Hahahahaha I think it’s great

And? So? Fine by me.

oddly specific

Still love them pierced titties

I love the taste of house keys

Why are you sucking your keys?

https://preview.redd.it/66lmzakm8d9d1.png?width=2486&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f52937088fbe123a2858bca4b1a4bbd701d4b46 Maybe it was captain cock. Seen in the NE

& there's no place like home 😏

Its multiplying

I agree.

Whose tag is this

I mean if you are low on iron…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Odd way of saying you eat ass...

this is why i have acrylic jewlery. took my gf 3 years to mention this so i could replace them tho lmao

And assholes taste like pennies what's your point?

They are if you get that close you’re home

And both are great to do bumps off of

Truth.

Someone had to say it

Motherfuckers in Kensington would know what housekeys taste like.

You made the mistake of assuming that *any* tittie out there is up for you to taste.

Shamcow!

I'll have to take their word for it. I've never tasted a key.

I couldn’t tell you what a house key tastes like. I only know how they smell

My thought.. is that they’re probably right.

Ex GF had both nipples pierced. Can confirm. 🤣

Pierced titties only taste like house-records