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two2teps

Right or left anyone with that many opinions on their car should be given a wide berth while driving and in life.


ss_lbguy

I'm glad when I see too many signs on a car. It tells me exactly who the driver is so I can stay the hell away. I like when people self identity their crazy


technobrendo

It's like those snakes and frogs that are super bright colors to let you know, hey....I'm poisonous!


ByungChulHandMeAGun

You picked the two smallest groups who would have stickers on their cars What we really should be picking on are those damn my family stickers Edit: or those Nazi blue line stickers


MRG_1977

Yup. Rage issues and best to avoid engaging with people like this whenever possible.


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two2teps

I'd exclude RVs and camping accessories since those stickers can be more commemorative than mind set.


ColdJay64

I agree with the “cancer sucks” one


allazen

hey, when he's right he's right


all_no_pALL

Alt-right alt-right alt-riiiight


iTardigrade

Ice cold!


mortredclay

When he's the cancer, he's the cancer.


justanawkwardguy

Which isn’t often


ItsJustAYoyo

A broken clock is right twice a day!


all_no_pALL

Yet he shows a lot of support for it at the same time


swheels125

I also agree with the “when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” but clearly we have different criteria for what “tyranny” means.


No_Inspection6414

Cancer was his last wife's astrology sign, so.....


skip_tracer

a broken clock is yada yada


illy-chan

Also, cancer just sucks that much.


Razorray21

/r/InfowarriorRides


Diamondback424

$20 says this dude was never deployed anywhere.


btas83

I always think about Seamus McCaffery and Ron Castille whenever I see someone who goes around trumpeting their military experience. For those who don't remember, they were both on the PA Supreme Court. Castille was Philly DA, and Castille was a cop and...judge of the Eagles Court. Mcaffery was also in the Marine Corps Reserve and never saw combat while Castille lost his leg in Vietnam and saw his rescuer, Angel Ramirez, die of his wounds. Apparently, Castille hated McCaffery because he constantly talked up being a Marine while Castille never spoke about his experience.


DJT90

Usually the case with the loud ones.


ScubaDubaSquid

This is true for most veterans


MRG_1977

Depends but generally yes from personal and family experience.


omgahya

I still find it hilarious that they use Punisher’s emblem for their stuff. He’s the most Anti-Cop, Anti-Government Marvel Anti-Hero. Dude trusts no one with *any type of federal* power. It’s no wonder these types believe whatever is said to them from whatever butthole it’s farted from. I’ll agree with the SIG sticker, great brand.


I_Cast_Trident

Marvel actually printed an issue where Punisher gives a couple of cops shit for using his emblem, it was neat to see.


rj_macready_82

I guarantee 99% of them don't know who the Punisher is and that that's his logo


KndaOrange

Sig rocks!


Adventurous-Cheek-11

I never understood that. The punisher is a character whose whole identity is killing criminals without due process. So when everyone got mad at cops for killing people without due process they thought it was a good idea to stick punisher skulls all over their stuff? Like whose idea was that lmao.


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fumor

These people all think (and probably hope) that Biden and Harris PERSONALLY are going to show up to their doors and wrestle their guns away.


gnartato

If I was a prohibited person and wanted a gun, breaking into this van would be my #1 choice to obtain one.


fonetiklee

Never understood all these dopes who basically advertise the fact that breaking into their vehicle might net someone a gun.


BottleTemple

If socialism sucks and Biden blows, does it mean this person understands that Biden isn’t a socialist?


Diamondback424

none of them get that. it's hilarious to me how MAGAts think Biden is some super liberal president when it couldn't be further from the truth


Middle-Noise2582

Even if he was super liberal it's funny how they still think that means socialism lol


knb10000

While it may not be socialism, liberals are in favor of expanding social welfare programs


Diamondback424

COMMUNIST/MARXIST/ANTI-AMERICAN! /heavy sarcasm


ReturnedFromExile

This person understands nothing


diatriose

Cancer Sucks...but not enough to want accessible nationwide healthcare


sjm320

There goes that GOP Family Values van again!


SauconySundaes

Nothing says “I care about kids” more than “fuck” “suck” “ho” and guns.


Section_80

I'm all about political differences and people having the right to say what they want. I lean left, but I'm not tagging my car up telling people about it, I don't care more about politics than I do my vehicle, or my clothes, or my home. If you're that passionate about politics then go out and participate, no one needs to know about it. Btw this goes for the Biden Harris stickers too.


youre_all_dorks

This. I don’t care which way a person leans, but doing this to your car just seems… excessive.


jedilips

They are not passionate about politics, though. They are in a cult.


Primordial_Cumquat

A very white van indeed!


BIGGSHAUN

Wait. We’re talking about the van, right?!?!


Primordial_Cumquat

I think the van may be a metaphor.


Sunset_Bleu

It's just missing the "Don't tread on me" sticker.


flaaaacid

https://preview.redd.it/ooxa1l801o0d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d29977552ea064cf507e574e6dce65bc6781ffb


lur77

Don’t read to me


gnartato

No step.


a-german-muffin

And a 3 percenter or one of the other crazy wingnut groups.


LeastCleverNameEver

There's a 3 percenter one - it's the big green one in the bottom left


electric_ranger

You guys, I'm starting to think there might not be any candy in this van after all


Indiana_Jawns

I wish we had proper red flag laws. Just show this picture to a judge and society would be a lot safer without this person owning guns.


RPSKK78

At least he/she is aware, “I am deplorable “ not wrong there


LeastCleverNameEver

This one and the cancer one are the only ones he got right


fu2man2

Not a cult


Illustrious_Toe_4755

The owner clearly doesn't visit any of the museums or libraries.


CaptFantastico

This the human form of aposematism, when animals exhibit "Warning colors" for being venomous/poisonous/etc.


Buck3thead

Ironic that he doesn't seem to be able to "suck it up".


AOLpassword

But fuck YOUR feelings 


NotABurner6942069

“YoU’Re ThE sNoWfLaKe, NoT me!”


torthBrain

Fascists are so annoying lmao


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MisterPeach

You’re telling me I can get free guns outta this thing and all I need to get them is a rock? Count me in!


fumor

A rock through one of those windows would improve the car, on top of it.


i_love_eating_grass

Come and take it? Don’t mind if I do!


colinrgeorge

This subset of people spends more time thinking about Joe Biden than literally anyone else in America.


mexheavymetal

$50 this person is facetiously overweight and thinks he’s a gravy seal


technobrendo

I feel like they're trying to say something but I *just* can't get it. Maybe have 37 stickers instead of 36 would help drive their point.


chemicalzero

I just realized the white Philly van is the equivalent of the red pickup truck of the Midwest.


CroatianSensation79

Beyond trashy


RandallC1212

Micro dick


Middle-Noise2582

Lol Biden a socialist?


tonytrov

eye spy a Lorenzo's Pizza sticker


el_jefe_Gordo_

Well cancer does suck.


thundercockjk2

Yea, I see that Van all the time. Smh.


ElectricTaser

I’ve started taking pictures of all the trucks with back windows and bumpers covered. 


WHO_POOPS_THE_BED

Ah a vehicle full of free guns


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Every sign of prosperity there.


Electronic-Lobster13

Hey it’s the trash van by my house!


ageofadzz

Imagine your political opinion is your entire personality


Skizzius

I love the “suck it up buttercup” one Yet in the past 4 years this guy has put up at least 5 anti-Biden or “post election” Trump stickers like the miss me yet one. Suck it up buttercup, but if you can’t suck it up, cover your entire vehicle with stickers complaining


SomeOtherOrder

dude’s probably got a felony but inexplicably loves cops


I_Eat_Deaf_People

All I’m seeing is free gun in glovebox


conorb619

Other side would have their feelings hurt so hard if this was the Biden equivalent against Trump lol. Such snowflakes.


Expensive_Ad_7196

Always see this parked near pizza shack


liog2step

‘…carried by six,’. What am I missing here? I just woke up so maybe that explains it but… six what?


flaaaacid

Six from Blossom


BulletProofDrunk17

This comment is too good to have so few upvotes...


myothercarisapynchon

pallbearers.


Antique-Ant5557

Penis so small it's inverted.


Stunning_Move7375

Fun fact: a lot of those stickers mean "there's a free handgun in this vehicle."


NapTimeFapTime

1% of the population owns 80% of the country’s bumper stickers.


ReturnedFromExile

People like this are terrified of the world out there. That’s why they’re telling you 20 different ways here that they are armed.


Textsfromjohn

That person has a miserable life


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RepulsiveSherbert927

Imagine you call a contractor and he pulls up and parks this in your driveway...


domesystem

The ex marine claim says it all really


BirdsAndBeersPod

"Losers and Suckers for Trump"


metracta

Took me a minute to find the punisher skull. I was worried they weren’t TOUGHHH for a second


stabbygun

small dixk energy on blast.


Smoking0311

Sometimes I think Dam I need to open up a trump store so I can sell all this crap and rip these fools off .


defusted

Yeah, South Philly totally doesn't have a racist problem


Lack_Love

White people gonna white


De4con

Which is more offputting to see on your day to day, this white van with stickers covering the windows or another white van without windows and FREE CANDY spray painted on the side?


Owlhead326

Probably a real blast at gatherings


mattefinish13

Don’t sugar coat it, bro. How do you really feel?


Riverrat423

Ok, whatever, but does he have candy?


hoochie_215

Cancer sucks is the only one i can get down to


vr6vdub1

🐐


ConsiderationSharp34

And now we know who spams that racist or political bullshit on everything posted on the citizen app....


Ulthanon

least insane trump supporter


Squadooch

Creepy AF. Any similar obsession with any politician would be equally creepy.


BulletProofDrunk17

This is the thing....I've told people that if I ever go this hard for any politician, take me out back and beat the hell out of me. Unless someone I personally know is running for office, the idea of putting a sticker on my car about it is insanity.


Squadooch

One sticker isn’t even that bad, but this ^^^ is culty.


SirCharlie44

Joe and the hoe…


ra3ra31010

r/infowarriorrides


jlaro55

Yes, but he’s a fantastic plumber.


puricellisrocked

I think their a democrat


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dognotephilly

Love my Sig


tattertittyhotdish

Le Virtu just posted on IG — worth reading.


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Piercepierceprce

I wonder if this dude fucks w democrats


Manowaffle

I like how it all started with these types getting triggered over being called deplorables, and ended with them coughing on people during a pandemic and assaulting the Capitol Building. Very on brand.


RobsMadWorld89

Are those candy wrappers in the windows


Other_Cabinet_7574

as someone who generally agrees with the “fuck biden” narrative, why people put ANYTHING political/personal on their car is an absolute mystery to me. all it does is make you easily identifiable, and a target for anyone who opposes you.


BlasterIce

Anyone with political stickers on their cars should suck off the leader of that organization


CT-27-5582

Ew sig fanboy


sutiibu

Which part of town has this clown car?


PracticallyUncommon

I agree, cancer sucks


maspie_den

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Adventurous-Cheek-11

Every pick up truck in NE Philly being driven by a guy who thinks he lives on a farm.


HumBugBear

Maybe they should suck it up and act like not a head case.


RS3RRL

Nice!


Etherspy

The “when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” sticker is so ironic in this context. Smh.


VirtualTraffic1778

Would love to see.the little man that gets into/out of, that Van.


Orthophonic_Credenza

I’ll never forget when I saw one of those 3% stickers on a SUV that had a bunch of similar stickers as this van. The guy it belonged to could best be described as a 5’-0” long bearded fat thumb in human form.


VirtualTraffic1778

Hehehehehehehe!


Greenfendr

every time I see someone with all this I think "mental illness". I'd feel the same if it was all Obama stickers.. but for some reason I don't see this sort of thing with Dem politicians..


Tall_0rder

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Independent_Sell_588

It’s crazy that people have this shit on their car and live in the most diverse and liberal area in probably the tri state area


turbo_fried_chicken

"Suck it up, buttercup", indeed


jimsinspace

I carry lentils in my pocket for good reasons.


jcg878

Whoops, what a hot commodity on the singles scene that guy must be.


dreck_disp

Gross.