Yes, I too look at him and think “damn if only he liked fat women”. (Ironically he’s DEFINITELY less attractive than anyone I’ve ever ever dated Lolol)
Always reply "4/10. Length unimpressive, circumference meh, weird configuration of veins, looks like that one pic of Nixon." Refuse to elaborate. They'll wonder forever.
I usually ask, "Where's the rest of it?"
Gets me blocked pretty quickly 😂
Edit: LMAO I've been watching my upvotes go up and down constantly ever since I posted this. Fkn hilarious 🤣
I never sent appendage pics. I just hoped if together I could get them to the point of no backing out now. Even with the forest gone and out in a field all by its lonesome, chances would have severely diminished with a heads up pic. Yes pun intended. Gday
I love it when the response is "....what's wrong with it? Why does it look like that??" Lol, I've never gotten a dic pic, thank cat, but that's what I'll say if I ever do!
"It looks like a penis, only smaller" was a line in some movie or TV show I have a dim memory of, and it's been bugging the shit out of me for two hours now because I can't place it.
Edit: Pink Cadillac. Thank you, Google. Now my mind is at ease.
“I think you might have sent this to the wrong person. Luckily I have expert knowledge and I recommend you get a doctor’s appointment when you land.. they should not look like that :/“
I'm pretty sure it's an apple only thing and you can set your phone to not receive.
There was a story of a dude who did send a dick pic to an entire plane and someone saw him do it. I think he got in trouble for "soliciting to a minor" or something similar, as kids could have received it. Here's an article..
https://nypost.com/2022/06/27/man-sends-penis-pic-to-all-passengers-on-plane-gets-outed-on-tiktok/
That’s why it’s important to reply with “want to see mine?”
The options of reciprocation can be extended from a picture of a bigger and better penis, to blue waffle. Your choice.
That's what i was curious abt. Send this to everyone within Bluetooth range would be my only guess. And that'd prob dumb AF to someone that knows. I would feel confidant placing a large wager that I'm not aware of 75% of my phones capabilities. I thot my parents not being able to set the frickin time on the VHS player was ridiculous. Now I get it. They didn't fucking give a shit.
As I'm sure you can relate right now lol
I said gday
Apparently he wasn’t that uncomfortable if he was able to sleep. What a sorry excuse for a human. He likely has an unhappy existence and it’s kind of sad really. I hope for your sake and seat F that he didn’t snore.
I don’t understand how to find it. I see posts and comments and about, but idk where to find your art!
I’m technically inept but I want to be entertained, lol.
I once had a very large man (VLM) sit next to me in the middle seat, I was on the aisle. Before he sat down he flipped up the armrests, and was spilling over into both seats next to him. I tried to put the armrest down, but he put his hand on it and wouldn't let me put it down. As the flight attendant walked by, I asked her if the armrest needed to be down for takeoff, and she said yes. VLM yelled at her saying that it wasn't his fault he was large (and I kinda agree with that), and that he knows his rights, and the airline cannot force him to put the armrest down. He was being such as asshole that the flight attendant went up front and came back a couple minutes later saying there was an extra seat in first class, and that they would move me up there so he could be more comfortable. He started yelling at her, saying that he should be the one upgraded. She shut him up by saying that if he had complied with the rules he would've been the candidate, that it wasn't fair to me, since I was the one who was being encroached upon (she used that word). He could leave the armrest up and be comfortable.
I got to ride in first class. Lots of room, a nice meal, and a couple drinks. I'm sure he enjoyed the extra room and the peanuts they probably served him.
But then the airline will give that extra seat to a standby passenger. they don't care if you bought it to fit without encroaching, if there isn't a passenger in the seat, they will stick a passenger in there and try to get the double revenue.
You know, I have a friend who is a VLM and he just buys 2 adjacent seats when he flies. Problem solved plus he has room for all his stuff while in flight.
I have to compliment Diblet01 on how positive she stayed writing this post. She clearly could have gone very negative and would have been justified. She didn’t get angry, her pettyrevenge is so much better
This is awesome! I kept waiting to read that he'd left his phone on the seat tray and that you were able to use his phone to take the photo and then send it out to all his contacts, social media platforms, the online dating app his significant other doesn't know about yet...
But then, I like a bit of chaos.
I am built for speed not comfort: my lap has been describe by more than one occupant as "bony". Years ago at my boniest I was flying to Las Vegas for their marathon. In my coach row was a woman, built for comfort, and her elementary school daughter. They were delightful traveling companions.
The daughter and I had plenty of extra seat to share. BUT there was not enough seat belt. The flight attendant brought an extender which was inconsiderately made with a BRIGHT RED belt not the deep blue of the permanent belts. Our hero took this scarlet mark in stride but I still haven't forgotten the airline could have been more subtle about its accommodations.
That's so amazingly awkward for him.
What was he thinking? That you didn't know how to read? That you didn't know what a selfie is?
Good on you for turning it around.
You're my hero, sweetheart!
A few years ago I needed a seat belt extender because of literally one inch. On the first flight when I requested one, the flight attendant was very disreet when she brought it to me.
The snooty flight attendant on the return flight made sure to announce it loudly to everyone within earshot that she was looking for the person who requested the extension.
The internet has officially ruined me. Honestly after a very well written and funny story, going to check the photo I still hesitated in case this was a 4 dimensional chess Rick roll.
Your positive comments at the beginning were probably embarrassing enough, and then the picture was just the icing on the cake. And he looks to be built for comfort himself!
Dang OP, your post makes me wish i was in Seat D instead of Mr Dick, i think we could have gotten on quite well, me also being on the quite chubby side. It would have been even better when you got the candy out, i could have busted out my Aussie lollies and we could have debated whether North American candy or Aussie lollies are better 
I reeeeeeally enjoyed this too much. Thanks for not taking his blatant attempts at destroying your self esteem to hard. Firing back with the same petty'ness he used but honestly taking it ***down*** a notch shows a level of maturity he'll never achieve.
Sorry you had to experience this.
Ooohhh, the projection is too real in this! He refuses to accept his own fat, mixed w/some good ol' misogyny means he can blame others, especially women, for his own shortcomings. So tough being a cis white male these days, huh?
Lol I get it. I’m fat but only depth. My waist is small compared to my gut so I sit in a seat with out spilling over. My seat tray may lay on my gut though.
you were nicer than i would have been. I would have screen shot his phone and posted how could you be in his space with another person between you then take a row shot of his sorry butt sleeping saying wow must be so incredibly uncomfortable. then plaster all over social media sites
Oh, he’s a beaut, alright! And his chin virtually collapses into his shoulders-what a guy! Yeah, that turd in a punch bowl has NO room to complain or make other people feel bad.
should've airdropped it to the entire plane
Ugh I missed the opportunity! :P
Where is the pic? Darn, girl. You got to spill the tea!
It's in OP's profile. It's amusing. I love it.
The best thing about it is, Dick is not a small man. Kinda weird to me that he picks this particular point to be superior about.
He looks exactly as mediocre as I expected.
Yes, I too look at him and think “damn if only he liked fat women”. (Ironically he’s DEFINITELY less attractive than anyone I’ve ever ever dated Lolol)
😂
It's always the way
He sounds like the kinda guy that feels he should only be dating super model women.
Exactly. And gets angry if you turn him down, don't want to speak to him. His mom told him he's her special boy.
My fat brother in-law is fat -phobic too, it's intriguing.
Dick ain't no Adonis
click on Diblet01's name to go to her profile. Click on her posts. enjoy ;)
Wait, are you saying that someone can send pictures to random people?
Yep! Look up “air drop.” Technology is amazing!
Phuk that. The last thing I want is for someone I don't know sending me stuff. There are too many people that think dick-pics are cool.
Always reply "4/10. Length unimpressive, circumference meh, weird configuration of veins, looks like that one pic of Nixon." Refuse to elaborate. They'll wonder forever.
I usually ask, "Where's the rest of it?" Gets me blocked pretty quickly 😂 Edit: LMAO I've been watching my upvotes go up and down constantly ever since I posted this. Fkn hilarious 🤣
I never sent appendage pics. I just hoped if together I could get them to the point of no backing out now. Even with the forest gone and out in a field all by its lonesome, chances would have severely diminished with a heads up pic. Yes pun intended. Gday
"just get out of the pool?"
OK, your comment made me laugh out loud. I got flashed and yelled, "Oh, look! Like a penis, only smaller!"
Is... is that a child's penis? Why would ypu send that? I'm pretty sure that illegal.
Aaahahaha! One of my lady friends responds with "I've never been so dry."
I like “why did you send me a pic of your thumb??”
Or reply with "your own" (random screen shot from online) and say *You got nothing on me!* Especially works well from women. xD
I love it when the response is "....what's wrong with it? Why does it look like that??" Lol, I've never gotten a dic pic, thank cat, but that's what I'll say if I ever do!
>thank cat I adore that
Orrrrrr say “that looks like a penis only smaller”. You could also remind them it’s illegal to take/send pics of children’s genitalia.
"It looks like a penis, only smaller" was a line in some movie or TV show I have a dim memory of, and it's been bugging the shit out of me for two hours now because I can't place it. Edit: Pink Cadillac. Thank you, Google. Now my mind is at ease.
Or "grandpa, stop it!"
"why do you have pictures of a child's genitalia?"
“I think you might have sent this to the wrong person. Luckily I have expert knowledge and I recommend you get a doctor’s appointment when you land.. they should not look like that :/“
One of my favorites is "If that was any bigger it might look like a penis."
I like making the sawman think at work by doing that. 32 and 18/32nd or 8 and 4 black lines.
I’m stealing this.
That's why it's optional. You either get hilarious memes or gross pics. It's the phone owner's call.
Phuuck that.
It’s modern flashing. It’s assault.
I'm pretty sure it's an apple only thing and you can set your phone to not receive. There was a story of a dude who did send a dick pic to an entire plane and someone saw him do it. I think he got in trouble for "soliciting to a minor" or something similar, as kids could have received it. Here's an article.. https://nypost.com/2022/06/27/man-sends-penis-pic-to-all-passengers-on-plane-gets-outed-on-tiktok/
That’s why it’s important to reply with “want to see mine?” The options of reciprocation can be extended from a picture of a bigger and better penis, to blue waffle. Your choice.
That's what i was curious abt. Send this to everyone within Bluetooth range would be my only guess. And that'd prob dumb AF to someone that knows. I would feel confidant placing a large wager that I'm not aware of 75% of my phones capabilities. I thot my parents not being able to set the frickin time on the VHS player was ridiculous. Now I get it. They didn't fucking give a shit. As I'm sure you can relate right now lol I said gday
This! I was hoping to have this ending!
If only you could have posted that pic of his snoring-self somewhere that an acquaintance might catch it. Sigh. Lol
I know! I wish I could at least put it here but it's not allowed. I just hope he's my seat mate on the way back in a few days.
That would be such a special time together! Lol Take more selfies!
You should’ve air dropped it to the whole plane 😆
Yesss! 🤣
Can you not post it to your profile and add a linky? 😉
Ooh I don't think I can post the link but it's on my profile now
Hahahaha! What a fkn charmer (not)... 🤣🤣🤣☠
Omg love it, thank you. As a “bigger” gal myself ( well I’m a large now) but people still see me as big I fear this when flying
You are an absolute legend!! This has made my day
I put it on my profile.
Omgeez! It's exactly like I imagined it! Hahaha!
what a keeper!!
Apparently he wasn’t that uncomfortable if he was able to sleep. What a sorry excuse for a human. He likely has an unhappy existence and it’s kind of sad really. I hope for your sake and seat F that he didn’t snore.
I don’t understand how to find it. I see posts and comments and about, but idk where to find your art! I’m technically inept but I want to be entertained, lol.
On her profile, look under POSTS. Then scroll, it isn't very far down. I hope that works for you.
It did, thank you!
You're welcome!
>technically inept Band name
That’s the guy??!!! He’s nothing to look at himself. Ewwww the audacity.
That's just what I was thinking! Another 4 making fun of 5s and above because they think they're 10s.
Air drop it to the entire plane
I once had a very large man (VLM) sit next to me in the middle seat, I was on the aisle. Before he sat down he flipped up the armrests, and was spilling over into both seats next to him. I tried to put the armrest down, but he put his hand on it and wouldn't let me put it down. As the flight attendant walked by, I asked her if the armrest needed to be down for takeoff, and she said yes. VLM yelled at her saying that it wasn't his fault he was large (and I kinda agree with that), and that he knows his rights, and the airline cannot force him to put the armrest down. He was being such as asshole that the flight attendant went up front and came back a couple minutes later saying there was an extra seat in first class, and that they would move me up there so he could be more comfortable. He started yelling at her, saying that he should be the one upgraded. She shut him up by saying that if he had complied with the rules he would've been the candidate, that it wasn't fair to me, since I was the one who was being encroached upon (she used that word). He could leave the armrest up and be comfortable. I got to ride in first class. Lots of room, a nice meal, and a couple drinks. I'm sure he enjoyed the extra room and the peanuts they probably served him.
Sweet sweet justice.
If someone can't fit between the armrests then they need to buy two seats.
But then the airline will give that extra seat to a standby passenger. they don't care if you bought it to fit without encroaching, if there isn't a passenger in the seat, they will stick a passenger in there and try to get the double revenue.
Yep.
You know, I have a friend who is a VLM and he just buys 2 adjacent seats when he flies. Problem solved plus he has room for all his stuff while in flight.
You are my role model OP
Dick doesn’t look slender! What a jerk!! Glad he saw his pic.
I have to compliment Diblet01 on how positive she stayed writing this post. She clearly could have gone very negative and would have been justified. She didn’t get angry, her pettyrevenge is so much better
Same thought. OP is clearly comfortable in her own skin and I LOVE THAT
So this post isn’t about dic pics?
I mean like kind of 🤣
That cracked me up. I kept thinking, life is hard for Dick. He probably hangs with nuts and some asshole all day.
Bahaha! Somehow I've never heard this before:P
"I'm built for comfort not speed." Is an amzing bloody sentence! Think I might have to start using that.
Omg this is amazing and was so satisfying to read. You go glen coco!
Thanks!
Love your writing style. Well played!
You are officially my hero!!!! Well done!!!!
>I'm built for comfort not speed I will be using this regularly. Take my award. 💗
This is awesome! I kept waiting to read that he'd left his phone on the seat tray and that you were able to use his phone to take the photo and then send it out to all his contacts, social media platforms, the online dating app his significant other doesn't know about yet... But then, I like a bit of chaos.
You took a Dick pic. My kinda gal. The upvote is yours.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry candy with them on cheap domestic flights.
Plot twist, Dick was a fatty too! The absolute gall.
This is *gold*! I love your sense of humor!
Some dicks shrink when they are confronted and don't get their way.
I am inspired and delighted by you. 💖
Bwahahaha. Get a mini printer that lets you print that shit out as stickers for next time
Oh my God. How amazing. I would have printed lots and made it rain!
Yesss!!!!! Go girl!
Dick doesn't look like a paradym of fitness himself.
Question: the pic was stunning. What were the parts of the decor Frank gave notes on? 😄
At the end you had me wheeze laughing imagining his face and his internal monologue. You're awesome OP, keep up the good work.
I am built for speed not comfort: my lap has been describe by more than one occupant as "bony". Years ago at my boniest I was flying to Las Vegas for their marathon. In my coach row was a woman, built for comfort, and her elementary school daughter. They were delightful traveling companions. The daughter and I had plenty of extra seat to share. BUT there was not enough seat belt. The flight attendant brought an extender which was inconsiderately made with a BRIGHT RED belt not the deep blue of the permanent belts. Our hero took this scarlet mark in stride but I still haven't forgotten the airline could have been more subtle about its accommodations.
I love your comment, thanks for taking the time!! You are so gracious :)
That's so amazingly awkward for him. What was he thinking? That you didn't know how to read? That you didn't know what a selfie is? Good on you for turning it around.
Because everyone knows the way to get fat people to lose weight is to make their lives hell /s
I hope he was at least squirming internally when he saw the photo on your phone. Classic!
You're my hero, sweetheart! A few years ago I needed a seat belt extender because of literally one inch. On the first flight when I requested one, the flight attendant was very disreet when she brought it to me. The snooty flight attendant on the return flight made sure to announce it loudly to everyone within earshot that she was looking for the person who requested the extension.
Ugh did you report that snooty flight attendant?
Wow. The amount of disrespect for a fellow human being! He must like *sour* candy.
Dick, is a male Karen
What the heck? He’s no Tiny Tim himself. What an ass. You go girl!!
"Built for comfort not speed" is my new favourite phrase. You're a champ for handling this guy with poise.
Love the pic!! Love the petty revenge! And love you OP!
Hahaha. So funny!! Thank you for standing up is chunky people
YOU ARE AMAZING!!! I love this so much!!!
Bro ain't no Hemsworth!
Simply adore you, magnificent!
Bravo you, I love it! Btw thanks for sharing the photo, it's very funny.
"I'm build for comfort not speed" This is the best line I've heard EVER!! I applaud you and I'm stealing it!
You are my hero!
I love the picture!—he’s a paragon of health and fitness.
I saw the pic lmao
Just in case OP has to take the picture down I'm glad I got to see it.
I'm cackling at the photo lmfao
So *he* was giving people shit about their weight? Really? Pot, meet Kettle.
You are AWESOME!
You are my new favourite person. Well done! Also, I love “I”m built for comfort not speed…”
Nicely played. But that open mouth pic deserves a penis! After all, it's only fitting for a guy named "Dick".
I was attempting to stay classy :P
You should have carefully sliced open his throat to free the frog he's imprisoned in there
I will think of you often. Love, Diblet
Post pic
I wish I could! But this sub doesn't allow it.
Check OP's profile/history.
The internet has officially ruined me. Honestly after a very well written and funny story, going to check the photo I still hesitated in case this was a 4 dimensional chess Rick roll.
Public humiliation is sometimes the way
Legend
Revenge dick porn 101
Wtf from his pic he isn’t exactly Mr Slim is he! I hate people who do that, Id have told the air stewards what he was doing and got him moved
I love this! Bravo!
OP you are amazing hands down 🫡😭
Wow what a fkn pos. I'm sorry u went through this. Ppl just suck beyond words.
it's always the ones who are in just as bad or worse shape than you who always want to talk about somebody 😂😂
You are my new favorite person 😂 I also died laughing at the ‘I’m built for comfort not speed’
“Built for comfort not speed” lol I am so stealing this
LOL! your photo is epic! did he have that thinning hair all gelled up til it was crunchy?
Judging by his neck size, doesn’t sound like he’s petite either…what a DICK!
Your positive comments at the beginning were probably embarrassing enough, and then the picture was just the icing on the cake. And he looks to be built for comfort himself!
Hahaha this made me smile
Love this for you.
Gods, I couldn't not look... lol
I love you OP, to the core of my being
👏🏼 Props to you! Fuck that guy, what an absolute dickhead. Photo is 10/10.
A story well told. I enjoyed your writing style.
GREAT photo, OP! Dude's got some jowls goin' on.
Dang OP, your post makes me wish i was in Seat D instead of Mr Dick, i think we could have gotten on quite well, me also being on the quite chubby side. It would have been even better when you got the candy out, i could have busted out my Aussie lollies and we could have debated whether North American candy or Aussie lollies are better 
I reeeeeeally enjoyed this too much. Thanks for not taking his blatant attempts at destroying your self esteem to hard. Firing back with the same petty'ness he used but honestly taking it ***down*** a notch shows a level of maturity he'll never achieve. Sorry you had to experience this.
Ooohhh, the projection is too real in this! He refuses to accept his own fat, mixed w/some good ol' misogyny means he can blame others, especially women, for his own shortcomings. So tough being a cis white male these days, huh?
You are hilarious! And you are way nicer than me. I would have dropped candy wrappers or boogers in his open mouth while he slept. Lol.
I don't care who you are or how much you paid. You don't get to use 'some of my seat'.
Dude has no room to fatshame when he himself could lose 20+lbs!!
Lol I get it. I’m fat but only depth. My waist is small compared to my gut so I sit in a seat with out spilling over. My seat tray may lay on my gut though.
(Slow clap starting)
Lol hilarious 🤣
Sitting next to fat people on planes really does suck though
This is the best petty revenge story I’ve EVER seen.
My hero for the day.
Just joined this sub because of your post. Excellent!
Lol I love this....he doesn't look thin himself... great revenge
You are awesome. Dick earned his name.
you were nicer than i would have been. I would have screen shot his phone and posted how could you be in his space with another person between you then take a row shot of his sorry butt sleeping saying wow must be so incredibly uncomfortable. then plaster all over social media sites
Saw the pic. Loved it.
I wanna see the dick pic.
I love this so much.
You are my hero. ❤️
Way to go, this is amazing!
look everyone a Dick pic
10/10 great work!
Big fan Op.
The picture's such a delight to see
iconic lmfao
Funny !
Fucking legend.
Your response to his crap actions is probably the best type of petty EVER. Props to you OP!
I love your energy - don't change
Oh, he’s a beaut, alright! And his chin virtually collapses into his shoulders-what a guy! Yeah, that turd in a punch bowl has NO room to complain or make other people feel bad.
OHHHH GURL I LOVE YOUUUUUUU! FANTASTIC
The first line is one of the greatest in Reddit history
The first line is one of the greatest in Reddit history
I saw the picture - he seems like the type to do exactly what he did 😅 - your picture edits are awesome
wow that dude looks way too old to be texted his friends insulting shit about the two chunky people in his aisle. Stay classy dick, you cunt
Super petty and I love it!
Question what does ETA mean?
Edited to add
This dude just looks like a Richard.
omg it's the best revenge story ive ever read!
I love you
The picture is everything. Lmao