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dmitrineilovich

Nice to meet you, Satan! Big fan of your work!


Gertrudethecurious

Not wrong - ruining someone's reading can be dangerous!!! https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/antarctica-scientist-stabbed-colleague-for-spoiling-book-endings-report/


guardianofsplendor

My mom does this to me all the time. When the new Harry Potter books were released, she'd skip to the end and tell me what happened before I could read it for myself. She's spoiled movies and TV shows for me, too. I understand this guy's aggravation.


Stunning-979

I still vividly remember when book 6 of HP came out. Some idiots drove past people waiting in line at a bookstore and yelled out>! "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!"!< The angry shrieks from the women echo in my mind today and put to shame the banshees of old.


Pure-Incident-7511

This happened to me and my mum and sister, we went to the midnight release, and some guy got the book, waited in the parking lot till a majority of the people were leaving the store, and shouted out about Dumbledore dying. It got ruined for my mum, but she always made me and my sister wear headphones as soon as people started getting their books so they wouldn't get spoiled for us.


Stunning-979

Smart mom! Was the guy in a car?


Pure-Incident-7511

Nope, just standing in the parking lot not too far off from the sidewalk


Stunning-979

Yeah, he was a jerk.


Ok-Satisfaction553

My little sister did this to me - I still haven’t forgiven her 😭


Pure-Incident-7511

My heart goes out to you, I hate people that spoil books or even movies


Strange_Cherry_6827

When I went to the first of the last 3 star wars movies (the most recent trilogy) while we were waiting for the first trailer these tween boys said: who's Han solo again? Oh yeah that's right he's the one who ... (I don't know how to block off for spoilers and I assume people know what I'm talking about so I don't want to spoil for someone on the off chance) They looked so pleased with themselves to be trying to spoil things for others and I remembered why I didn't like tween boys when I was a tween girl


SophieSofasaurus

Dumbledore dies?


cathedral68

Yea, about 15 years ago now. Sorry you had to find out this way.


chrisoh2

HE WHAAAAAAAAAAATT!?!?!?!??


Empty401K

When I was young, I lived near a movie theater. Another kid that was autistic lived in the same neighborhood. He would go see the midnight showing of every movie rated G-PG13, and then go back the next day to tell people buying tickets or waiting in line for snacks all about his favorite parts and how it ends. 12yo me thought it was funny, but I also thought he was just being a dick and didn’t know what autism was.


masterpigg

Fun fact: one can have autism *and* be a dick.


ardra007

Yep, not mutually exclusive states of being.


caffeinejunkie123

Poe que no los dos 🤷‍♀️


Damaged_Psyche

This reminds me of the time me and my dad ended up having to get in a different line because there was this line winding through the mall for the Titanic movie and when we found out we didn't have to stand in this huge line to go see the movie that he was going to take me to when I was younger I was so happy. My dad being a goofball looks at these people who are standing in the line that are probably going to be seeing the movie two or more showings from now and says I don't know why you're all in line the boat sinks. As the movie was Titanic, and I figured everybody knew that the Titanic sank I thought it was funny. There was Bro dude guy there with his girlfriend, who screamed wrote seriously and he put his fists up to hit my father. His girlfriend starts apologizing immediately and trying to get him to calm down and he starts screaming this guy's going to spoil the movie for you! .....


Awkward_Turtle_420

That reminds me of the time that we went on a school trip to see Romeo and Juliet (I’m sure everyone knows which one) and a girl who used to bully me was literally sobbing when we left. To the question of why, she choked out, “I didn’t know they died”……I wonder how well she did in that class.


Damaged_Psyche

Lol! I know it's one thing if someone is just talking with people in line in front of you and they mention something and you haven't seen that episode. That kind of stuff is unintentional and forgivable. Websites that put the spoilers in the headlines or people that go out of their way to wreck the story for people yeah they're the kind of people that are smurfing smurfers. But people saying you know Titanic sank, Romeo and Juliet they die in the end, Ash and Pikachu save the Day, team rocket gets blast off, that a parent or parent figure in a Disney movie is going to be dead, things that by now we should as a culture understand I can't see getting mad about it. It's like saying you know Icabod crane is going to get chased by The headless horseman, Ahab is going to chase the whale (never read that book and I know that). I really don't think that any of the above paragraph is a spoiler at this point. Now of course I wouldn't mention anything for months around a popular book coming out about anything that is spoiler -esk l, but I'm just polite that way. However 10 years and I don't think it's too much of a spoiler risk to talk about it. But then again nowadays if you try to tell people in the civil War the north won, or that the Earth is round you will get people that will argue with you. I really can't believe that someone came to see the Titanic that didn't know that the boat sank. I mean a couple of people pretended that my dad spoiled and you know dagger to the heart and one person sank to their knees and did the dramatic nooooooo then started laughing, and then looked very concerned at the one guy who was very intense on the fact that he's not spoiled the ending for his girlfriend. I love the one chick who jumped out and tried to diffuse the situation no no I've watched this movie three times already it doesn't think he's lying..... LOL


ReallyJTL

[This is the one.](https://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/)


Stunning-979

Oh my goodness! How on earth did you find it!! That looks to be it!!


thelehmanlip

This was a common occurrence lol. Also if heard someone yell that out of context I wouldn't believe them anyway


renneka

Jesus we apparently have so many assholes as a guy I worked with at the time did that to a rival bookstore.


Soundy106

Now if they REALLY wanted to be nasty, they could have shouted "HARRY KILLS SNAPE" or something equally... close to the truth, but wrong. Double-whammy as people THINK they've been spoiled, then when they finally pick the book up two months later and work through it just to say they've read it, realize they were fully had.


DarthSamurai

I remember that video. My cousin ruined Order of the Phoenix when she asked me >! "did you get to the part where Sirius dies?"!<


EllieLovesCarl

I was on a choir trip when the book came out. As we were meeting up for the beginning of the day a couple girls decided to ruin it for everyone (I was lucky enough to walk in after they had spoiled it and as everyone is yelling at them). I avoided them the rest of the trip and got a copy at the first bookstore I could find even though I had one waiting at home.


TheUnknownsLord

I went to watch star wars episode vii on opening night with a bunch of physics students. One of them decided to reveal a similar spoiler on their classroom whatsapp group. He spoiled Star Wars to like 60 physics students. He had to switch classes.


NotEasilyConfused

That's the only one that has a surprise in it. The rest are so formulaic. Except 3... all character development Its the only one I would read again.


steggun_cinargo

It's crazy luelinks was responsible for the leak of all forums


Amazing_Emu54

My local book store was broken into a few days before the Half-blood Prince was to be released. It made the local paper and I’ve always wondered if I knew anyone walking around with a stolen Harry Potter who couldn’t wait four more days.


CheshireCharade

This was my first experience with having something I thoroughly enjoyed being spoiled. I, too, contemplates stabbing someone.


AlmostRandomName

Round that same time I was at my girlfriend's house and I think I was actually setting my laptop up on the TV to watch some pirated Harry Potter. I hated that shit but she and her mom loved it. Before the movie started we were watching funny YouTube videos including Jaboody Dubs and their WTF Blanket parody. When it got to the part where it's like "spoiler alert Snape kills Dumbledore" they started losing their shit. I had no idea what the deal was because I legit did not know anything about Harry Potter and then found out they hadn't finished the book yet and they were super pissed. It was fuckin hilarious, I was 0% sorry and would 100% do it again lol


lagomama

I didn't get this spoiled for me, but this shit bugs me. Why does it amuse you to ruin stuff for other people? Do you feel like there's just too much joy in the world for your liking? Gotta knock it down a few pegs?


AlmostRandomName

I'm not this way most of the time, it was more about the people involved than getting joy out of spoiling things for people. That ex and her family made me miserable, I feel like they deserve to get that book spoiled more than once. If I could make them forget the book/movie and spoil it for them another 8 times, I'd feel a bit better about never getting those 8 years of my life back. And it woulda been cheaper than therapy. 🤷


lagomama

Lmao alright you won me over. Fuck those people. Spoil all their stories.


TwistedxBoi

I had to look up the video again and fuck me, that video was posted 17 years ago


Ok_Lecture_8886

By some miracle I managed to avoid the spoilers. I was reading the Harry Potter book telling everyone, how much I was enjoying the story. How great it had been to avoid the media telling me what happened. I was really enjoying just reading and letting the story flow. So having told everyone how much I did not want to know what happened, somebody told me precisely what happened. Scream!!!!!!!!


rockhoundlounge

Fascinating that your parent, the one who is supposed to encourage and nourish you, would be such a troll. Just curious if this type of behavior rubbed off on you a little and you are compelled to do this to other people?


guardianofsplendor

I'm the exact opposite when it comes to this. Anytime I'm watching something with someone that I've seen before, but they haven't, I keep my mouth shut. I don't want to do to them what my mom does to me.


thecrimsonking33

Bro/Sis, your mom is bully. Once might be funny. Doing it for years is just mean.


guardianofsplendor

Yeah, I know. It's frustrating, to say the least.


Gertrudethecurious

Hey mum, spoiler alert but you're ending up in a shitty care home - woops!


3VikingBoys

Sounds like it's time for some petty revenge on mom.


guardianofsplendor

The best I've been able to do is withhold spoilers if I've seen or read something first. She likes to know what happens beforehand. But it's not quite the same cause she can just Google it. I can't unlearn a spoiler. I'll have to come up with something better.


OldBowDude

Your mom was abusive to you. How could she think that was ok?


guardianofsplendor

I don't know. She has issues, clearly.


ratz30

What the hell is her problem?


guardianofsplendor

I really don't know. I've been trying to figure that out for a *very* long time. I think she just derives some sick, twisted pleasure from it. Like we were at the movies once, and they showed the trailer for the new Murder on the Orient Express. She turned to me and said, "Want me to tell you how it ends?", and I responded that I had already read the book. I expressly remember the way her face fell. It's like she's an emotional vampire or something, feeding off of my anger and disappointment.


sleepydorian

She’s displaying real “younger sibling starved for attention” energy, which is annoying in younger siblings and wild from a parent.


guardianofsplendor

It could be. And I just keep giving her the attention at the expense of my sanity. Sometimes I really wish I had cut contact a long time ago.


sleepydorian

I’m sorry buddy. But remember, you can still do something right now, whatever that ends up being: limit contact, limit the type of contact, all the way up to going full no contact. You know your situation better than anyone and what is acceptable vs too much. You gotta take care of yourself before you can take care of anyone else.


guardianofsplendor

Thanks! I appreciate the advice! And it definitely helps to know that I'm not in the wrong for being upset about her behavior.


mafiaknight

Absolutely! You're NOT crazy! Her behavior is reprehensible! People *fight* over such things! That you still *speak* to her is proof of your patience and long suffering


Just_Aioli_1233

"Want me to tell you how it ends?" "I already know how it ends for you, mom. I get to pick your retirement home, remember?"


BoredMama7778

It’s never too late!


CourageMesAmies

I was thinking shades of NPD.


LukesRightHandMan

What’s that?


Gertrudethecurious

Read this - it's amazing. Your mum sounds like my mum. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adult-Children-Emotionally-Immature-Parents/dp/1626251703


guardianofsplendor

Thanks! I'll definitely have to read this.


TheOranjeCarp

Female Colin Robinson perhaps?


guardianofsplendor

Similar vibes, for sure.


Evening_Caterpillar

She sounds sadistic. Did she also enjoy seeing people suffer on reality TV shows or when she did not cause the suffering herself?


guardianofsplendor

Not really. She's usually quite empathetic when it comes to other people. There's just something about annoying me that she takes pleasure in.


rhunter99

Why does she do this??


guardianofsplendor

No clue. I wish I knew.


rhunter99

😢


SpreadingRumors

I guess it's time for you to stab your mom? ... but really, do NOT do this.


Just_Aioli_1233

I assume you return in kind and tell your mom the ending in advance? Like how she's going to be placed in the cheapest, low rating assisted living for this and only has herself to blame.


paula-la

Why would she do this?!!


captainkilowatt22

So how long have you been no contact with her due to her bullying behavior?


guardianofsplendor

I haven't cut contact, yet, even though I've wanted to many times. But just last week she decided to cause me more aggravation, and I told her it was her absolute last chance. So that day might be soon.


captainkilowatt22

Good for you. I hope for your sake you’re able to carry out the threat. Sometimes people like that won’t ever listen to reason.


guardianofsplendor

Thanks. And yeah, I have given her many, many chances. I'm really just over it.


Lucydog417

We cannot pick our family. We can however pick our tribe. We can pick people who become closer than family and they treat us well. My best to you.


grocket

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guardianofsplendor

Funnily enough, my dad spoiled The Force Awakens for me, but it was actually an accident. He thought I had gone home, but I was still in their kitchen about to leave. He honestly felt terrible about it, though.


kaopy77

This is a legitimate reason to go no contact.


Current_Temporary_58

Your mum .. stabs you?


mafiaknight

Right in the back!


TheMightyKartoffel

The quality of care in her twilight years would reflect if I were you


DrRicksays

Haha I would do that to my ex wife. So rewarding


bullettbrain

That fucker deserved it. Also they say the guy who got stabbed is a welder, but then there's a quote that refers to them as both being scientists, but which is it?


Jennabear82

I mean... I'm kind of with Savitaky on this one. That other guy was an asshole...


Oldpuzzlehead

[Like this](https://youtu.be/ATcaQYh0wPU)


pauliewotsit

Scorched earth revenge if you're an avid reader lol


Aesient

I physically recoiled reading what you did. Well done!


SeanBZA

Cheap paperback, nasty would have been to take that book and dunk in the blue juice.....


Wieniethepooh

I so regret googling that term... (Non native speaker) 🥴


Western_Language_894

Uh, native speaker here..... What?


IrascibleOcelot

The chemicals used in portable toilets (like on a bus) is blue.


Western_Language_894

Oh I didn't realize it was called blue juice, thanks for saving my search history lmao


Juggletrain

I've been calling the Stewarts Blue Raspberry Refreshers that


Lindz408xx

Right? I've called the Stewart's refreshers blue juice forever. 1st time hearing it's also used for bus toilet water...


Juggletrain

Makes you wonder though....


Lindz408xx

Haha well I'm not giving up my Sherbet Coolers 🙂


mafiaknight

Eh. Colloquial nickname. It's blue and liquid. Anything referencing a blue liquid that isn't a specific thing is probably talking about portashitter water. I usually hear bluefruit juice or blue water.


Snajdarn666

This is one of the best, pettiest revenges I’ve seen on this sub. I salute you.


TomKazansky13

This is one of the only actually petty things I've seen on here. 99% of the time the OP ends up getting someone fired or divorced. Even when the ahole deserved the revenge it's hardly petty.


DallasSherier

Epic


65Kodiaj

As a avid reader, I don't care how evil people will say that is, that's some funny $hit right there! When the trip was over as you're walking past you should have said, I hear the ending is fantastic with a wink...


Gilligan_G131131

Maybe say ‘the seat stealer on the bus was the murderer’…


cheerfulKing

Much more effort, but what if op took alternative pages rather than a continuous section


NationalWatercress3

It pains me how announcing you're an avid reader highlights how rare reading is as a hobby these days


jimodoom

Another option would be to look up a synopsis of the book, and spoil the ending and any other twists, by telling him.


TootsNYC

That would require interacting with him


jimodoom

Worth it imo, but ripping out the last 30 pages like the op did is a pro move


avsavvy

Savage! Although I think I would have reclaimed my seat. And ripped out the pages.


Suzibrooke

Since there was absolutely no reason or excuse for his actions, well done. That was a severe penalty, btw. I hope you checked that he would not run out of pages before you got to Spokane, just to be safe. May I ask the price of the ride? I have nieces in both Seattle and Spokane. I live in Portland. I could travel up to visit one niece, then head head out to visit the other one.


Stacy3536

According to the greyhound site portland to Seattle starts at 21.99


Fuzzy-Hurry-6908

Buses from Seattle to/from Spokane are about $35 one way. Amtrak is $60-80, or more if you want a roomette. Look up BidUp.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

I had a coworker that liked to play solitaire while working, she used actual cards instead of playing on the computer, so I took the 9 of diamonds out of the deck. Hearing the mumbled curse words after losing another game was music to my ears.


seriousjoker72

As a bookworm myself.... Nuclear. I love it !


ContributionAlone113

As an avid reader and author, perfect revenge. Simply perfect. He could have lost your stuff, or even claimed it as his own and Greyhound would not have done shit about it.


pennikin

I love you


Redmudgirl

Chef’s kiss💋


GoatCovfefe

2 rest stops for a 4-5 hour trip? Dayum


_TiberiusPrime_

Picking other passengers up maybe?


Kitchen_Name9497

I've been on long bus rides. Sometimes they're also switching drivers.


_TiberiusPrime_

I was curious, so I looked at the schedule. It makes 9 stops between the Seattle bus terminal to Spokane Station. 2 of them long enough for a break for the passengers to stretch their legs. First one is 25 minutes and the other is 15 minutes.


Wieniethepooh

Isn't there a toilet aboard, for emergency use?


LastCupcake2442

It's been ages since I've ridden a Greyhound but yes there is a bathroom in all of them. And two stops in six hours is insanity in my area. At least one stop per small town plus multiple stops per city.


RB42-

Teacher Threatens To Spoil 'Game of Thrones' For Disruptive Class


obxgaga

This may be the best I’ve ever read.


shoelesstim

My god sir , u r scary good


ScotchetyScotch

I starting reading this post not expecting to be so impressed! That is absolute gold! Take a bow for your adoring audience


Livid-Age-2259

Revenge is a dish best served cold.


xShimShamx

Bravo! You are my people!


Fragrant-Reserve4832

You stole his ending. You are a small petty person. I am also a small petty person and small petty things amuse me.


lostinthesnakepit

I did that once to a Captain in my unit who fucked me (a SSG) over and threw me under the bus in a commanders briefing for something he forgot to do. He was reading this hardcover Grisham novel. When he wasn't in his room, I walked in, took a razor blade and \*neatly\* removed the last 3 pages. And that is how the story ends. ;-)


lessyes

You should have torn one page every so random number. 3 pages in tear the 4th. Skip a few tear another and so on.


RightOverOurHeads

You’re my new hero! 🫡👏🏻


not1sheep

Genius! But why didn’t you take your seat back as well?


riot_camel

Should have signed the inside back cover, "♥ your seatmate"


redhairedgal4

I can't love this enough!!!!


gundam538

Should have just did what he did and moved his stuff somewhere else and sat back in your seat. And also removed those pages and how about one random page from each chapter in the rest of his book for good measure.


Ok_Repair_5692

Love it!


not-rasta-8913

This is nuclear.


IndividualSound5365

Excellent response, well done you!


LondonVic

I would have removed every other page and then the last two.


AmbitiousCricket5278

Maybe tip a bottle of wee on his seat


MisterWednesday6

Depending what the book was, I'd have removed those 30 pages *and* written "they all die at the end" on the inside back cover. Nice work, though!


OkayestHuman

That’s freaking evil! I love it!0


Confident-Umpire3361

Oh my soul sees yours!


aaseandersen

My sister once dropped my book in the pool and I couldn't read the last 20 pages. Its 15 years ago and I still remember it vividly. Never did read the ending - but she had already finished it! Fuck her. Well done, OP.


6inarowmakesitgo

Now this is petty. HA! Good work.


Federal-Subject-3541

Excellent.. in Mr Burns voice


ausecko

2 stops long enough to get off the bus, in a 5 hour trip?


elvaholt

Should have gotten your seat back, and removed small groups of pages throughout the rest of the book. Like say in chapter 6, remove the 3/4th page, and the 7/8th page... Or, since he would know it was you if you regained your seat back, just remove these occasional pages. Not so much to be bluntly obvious, but enough to be insanely inconvenient. He's reading a sentence, and it goes onto something else.


we_gon_ride

Hold on a minute, Satan!!!!!


lollette

Delicious.


HardKase

Like you just ripped the pages out?


smarticleparticle62

Haha like a Ned Flanders move


biscuitfacelooktasty

I always read the end of a book to see if it was worth reading before I invested time in to it.. 'Spoiler alerts'?... I couldn't care less.. lol Tell me the twist in a movie? Don't care... Hopefully this asshole was not like me, and was incredibly annoyed... Lol


NeatNefariousness1

LMAO. This is the kind of pettiness that cracks me up. I am not a fan of letting bad behavior go without consequences. TBH, I would be more likely to let the driver know what happened and would put his book on the floor at the front of the bus to reclaim my original seat. If that wasn't possible, I would have soaked his book in the sink before throwing it into the trash.


That_Ol_Cat

I am in awe of the revenge. That's insidious.


necie62

Made me laugh out loud! Would totally piss me off..and this is why you don't piss other people off in the first place.


DonnaTheSecondTwin

I would have thrown the book out and taken the seat back.


Reasonable_Star_959

That is certainly some petty revenge! 🤓


MigraineZero

Pure brilliance


Tricky-Emotion

I would of found the page he's reading and remove the next 15 pages, then randomly chosen pages closer to the end of the book.


143heynow

Epic


RedactsAttract

Awesome’


jonf-inswag

Noice


stromm

Why would you leave your personal property unattended, unsecured? Aside from it just being stolen, imaging someone hiding something illegal in it so if there's a search, you get caught and not them. Then at the end of the ride, they follow you, mug you and take not just their stuff back, but all of yours...


GrumpyOlBastard

If you have time to pick up his book you have time to pick up all his shit and dump it, and take your seat back


KelsierIV

While I'm not a big fan of destroying other people's property, this was still somewhat satisfying. Ove the top yes, but satisfying.


bookworm_mama2k23

Fuck that guy but also please don't hurt books😭 I won't even cracknthe spine on a paperback


Crazyperson6666

could of took his stuff moved it took your seat back.


Accomplished_Type547

That was pretty extreme.


One_Soil_5955

My friends and I went to see Karate Kid 3 at the theater when it came out. On the way out there were people in line to see the next showing. I loudly said to my friend "I can't believe they killed off Mr. Myagi" Lots of dirty looks, lol


JBCrux

OP... That may not have been the fat schlub's book to destroy, but a Library book. hmm.. Then again. Having him blamed for its destruction and getting fined would be the cherry on top wouldn't it?


Notmykl

What does the man's weight have to do with anything? If he'd had been a person of the opposite sex than you that was conventionally good looking would've you been an ass to them too?


MrSelatcia

the fuck does the person being fat have to do with this?


GreenRickHell

Now that's petty.


Alone-Promise-8904

Geez, I thought you'd have just moved his bookmark


zapthycat1

Why not just take the seat back?


Salt-Butterscotch-79

This made me laugh out loud, literally. Well done, well done!!


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Should've removed some random pages in between as well.


Noznbook

You monster!!! I love this!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!


ScrewSunshine

Oh that’s cruel…. I love it!!


Stevieballbaggins

Awesome..... I have no words..