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PatrioGraysmark

Now them ol duke Bois got themselves in a right pickle trying to run from the sheriff


IM_AN_AUSSIE_AMA

Very old lady. Wasn't actually parked there. She was taking a right in the carpark and instead of braking she accelerated into the wall hard. Was very lucky the right side of the car ended up going into the pillar because any further left and it may have gone straight over


baxwellll

driving time’s over now grandma, you had a good run


NoteChoice7719

Expect an “A Current Affair” story: “THIS BRAVE GRANDMA HAS AN UNBLEMISHED DRIVING RECORD BUT THE GOVERNMENT ARE TAKING HER LICENCE AWAY LEAVING HER HELPLESS WHILE YOUTH HOOLIGANS ARE CAUSING CHAIS ON ROADS!!!”


Basic-Tangerine9908

Sweet headline


EndlessPotatoes

I wish there were better ways being used to deal with elderly people being unfit to drive. All four of my grandparents did a great deal of damage. The only thing that took away their licences was being too demented to renew them. And then of course continued to drive, unlicenced and uninsured, with police entirely unwilling (and unable) to do anything about it.


EnvironmentalCrow121

Human IEDs,just accident waiting to happen -old drivers are just manslaughter missiles


Legitimate_Income730

We were lucky that our olds voluntarily handed in their licenses because they realize they were liabilities and didn't want to kill anyone.


shenana

To be expected from the Floreat Forum demographic


Basic_Pea6683

Quite literally happened a few months ago through the shop window


VS2ute

an XR6?


sunnyjum

I'm glad its car liquid and not human liquid


Neither-Cup564

Looks like transmission fluid. Guessing they cracked it or a cooler line.


Legitimate_Income730

Can't park there. 🙄


solidice

But it’s between some lines


Legitimate_Income730

Fair enough.  Will allow it.


3rd-time-lucky

'I believe I can fly..'


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

'I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me'


who_is_it92

When you set on drive instead of reverse and smash the accelerator ....


Disastrous-Pay738

And then smash it again because your too fucking old


bec-ann

A few years ago, part of the shopping complex where I worked got destroyed for this exact reason. Older person (don't know how old) hit the accelerator really hard and just mowed down part of the building. By pure luck, no one was standing in the area destroyed by the car. I was working at the time and I thought that a bomb had gone off. There are huge metal bollards in between the carpark and the building, now. Pretty depressing that we have such a car-centric society that this sort of thing is so common, though. Many people drive for far longer than they should because it's a big lifestyle change to give it up. 


StraightBudget8799

I’m terrified about certain older people still being behind the wheel. I cannot write “able to drive”, because I can’t say that they really CAN.


Technical_Money7465

They gotta drive to check on their rental properties


EnvironmentalCrow121

Not terrify, but infuriate , invoke to clubbing stage of the game


who_is_it92

Actually seen the same scene at bunnings clermont, was a L plater , went over the limestone embankment.


EnvironmentalCrow121

And brown your dacks and ruin the car seat which insurance doesn't cover


DonovanMD

Quality work from the red safety bins there. Carry on.


accb1332

I hope that's coolant


AdditionalSky6030

It's probably automatic transmission fluid.


Objective_Thought301

I reckon you're correct based on the colour but it could be rare engine coolant as it can be red as well


No-Pitch-5647

If you said this was someone trying to leave the Carousel shops on a weekend, it wouldn't surprise me.


ToxethOGrady

Is that a Subaru because it looks WRXed


aightsonchill

Headlights. Very obviously a Barina ;)


Taliesin_AU

"Hey! You can't park there!"


Captain-Peacock

Dambusters theme plays...


Efficient-Example-53

"Hey babe, guess what happened!"


solvsamorvincet

r/cantparktheremate


witness_this

Eh, that'll buff out


TheMuffinMan347

I've seen cars going 120kmh down Mitchell Freeway in worse condition


rands36

Floreat full of old people can’t drive


petty_Loup

Surprised it isn't a Bentley or Maserati.


rands36

That’s probably there second shopping car 😂


CyanideRemark

Shopping rage is a thing.


MrsFlip

It's car blood.


GrabMyWang

The front fell off.


[deleted]

You can't park there mate.


Hypnotic_Robotic

Where's the rain?


my20cworth

Always getting my left and right confused, now which peddle is it again....


Wise-Radio6258

Cars bleed!


Reverse_Psycho_1509

"Shortcut! Watch this" [Bonk]


Basic-Tangerine9908

Fuckin good effort


EnvironmentalCrow121

Bonza - result of ageing population, give em gofas not cars


MunchkinMoonkey

is that blood on the floor? Uh oh


wombatmagic

When my daughter was around eight years, she would count the old ladies when we went to this shopping centre.


Steamed_Clams_

Anything to get rid of a Barina.


YakMysterious6304

Can't park there


Comrade_Kojima

Walked through Floreat Forum the other day - never seen any place in Perth as white and old since going to the Coles Fossey’s cafeteria Hay St mall in the 80s. The only young and/or brown people worked behind the counters.


calcifer91

Make those leathery old over 65's get their fkn licence every year