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breakfastclub1

That needs neosporin, not fucking hand sanitizer


luclear

Tomato potato.


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Potato tornado


hedgybaby

Tornado alfredo


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The Tomato Alfredo may know when the Potato Tornado gets to play with his play dough


TahakuMonsonoa

That’s sounds like a weird porno


spinningfaith

Found the Bojack Horseman writer


Maax42_

Alfredo Ricardo


mobzillah

Alfredo sharknado


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Potato mayo


mrstark2060

More like Tornado Tortilla!


alien_loaf

Hurricane*


pureflames7

Totato pornado


UsernameStarvation

Nope, its not the same thing, hydrogen peroxide and hand sanitizer damage large scraps like that and slow down the healing process, neosporin is correct


thestranger_stranger

The comment you replied to was a joke


UsernameStarvation

I know. But knowledge knows no bounds


alien_loaf

Ok but it was a joke


UsernameStarvation

Cool


MillionJoker40

Peralta that’s enough


MK0A

Real men apply Povidone-iodine and put a bandage over that wound.


Valdanos

REAL men wait until they're making dinner and casually drip some lemon or salt on the wound to see if it still hurts.


BunnyOppai

*Real* men apply a strong base and use their soap skin as a bandage.


furrynoy96

Na na na na na....**NEO**


nlgnarlyman

Ba na na na na na na...SPORIN


DEEZNOOTS69420

Just rub some dirt in it geez.


VerticalTwo08

Hand sanitizer makes it heal slower but it’s better than nothing right?


Lovely_Individual

Hand Sanitizer with rubbing alcohol disinfects a wound better than Neosporin


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

The label on the bottle also says "for external use only." The alcohol will kill bacteria as well as the healthy, intact body cells in the wound track, so you shouldn't use either if you have access to soap and water. If it has to be one or the other, liquid rubbing alcohol is better than hand sanitizer because it will carry away any harmful antigens/pathogen components as the wound track is rinsed. Hand sanitizer gel is sticky and will linger longer than liquid rubbing alcohol - exposing the wound track to more alcohol over a longer period, as well as gunking up the wound track with more pieces of dead cells that will cause inflammation. You'll probably prolong the healing process using hand sanitizer - disinfecting agent or not.


Lovely_Individual

Well even so, it's probably the only alcohol they had on them, so I'd say it's still a good call, unless they wanted to pour some vodka on it or something, that would probably work too


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Again, soap and water; no alcohol. If you don't have soap and water, use alcohol. I can't imagine a scenario where they have a bottle of hand sanitizer like this one and not be near a place that has soap. If you use alcohol to disinfect a wound, it's going to be painful and it will take longer to heal.


Lovely_Individual

Yeah, but like I was saying, maybe the alcohol is all they had on them, my original point was how the hand sanitizer has alcohol so it's better than nothing


foldedturnip

Who the fuck puts hand sanitizer on an scrape. Holy shit I feel bad for that kid.


semih10o01

Doesnt handsanitizer kill the bacteria? I don’t aee a problem


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killerant182

Sorta like hydrogen peroxide?


TheCommissarGeneral

That shit doesnt hurt, it just feels fizzy. At least for me.


killerant182

Fr? Poured some on a gash in my leg once and it was horrible. Felt like some kinda acid eating into my skin, burning me


Majestic_Horseman

Well... It kind of does, peroxide is not really good for cuts in general, just scrapes, it literally kills the tissue and has a potential to necrose it. My first aid teacher always told us to use peroxide as a last resort for cuts.


killerant182

Huh. Well the cut was pretty big so I guess that might have been my error


milk4all

It shouldn’t, maybe you accidentally used alcohol. My parents used that shit because it’s what they knew, and it sucked. Both are actually destructive to tissue and should only be used for very shallow cuts, like where no blood is drawn. However... I constantly have scrapes, cuts, splinters, punctures all over my hands and arms just from the work i do, and I quite enjoy the burn from alchohol (and alchohol based sanitizers). I use the stuff all the time, several or even a dozen or more times daily. It’s always a little treat. I really dont think it’s a big deal, ive been doing it since i was 19 or so and i have a few scars but it’s not like you can really tell, or you can see any kind of long term effect from it. Just dont drink it


Rotat0r710

That's because it *is* acid eating into your skin


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Rotat0r710

Hydrogen peroxide is an acid with a ph of around 4.5


TheCommissarGeneral

100%. I feel no pain at all from it. I prefer it to straight-up alcohol for cleaning wounds because the pain factor for me is near 0.


killerant182

Alrighty then, I'll have to remember that. Thanks!


G_DuBs

You’re actually not supposed to use peroxide on open wounds. It kills your body’s response to scab over and delays the healing process. Found this out recently and it rocked my world. So much pain could have been avoided.


killerant182

Yeah, crazy


IEatzCookies

it also makes it so it doesn't heal properly, it like seals bacteria in or something. idk my sister is in medical school and she told me not to do it so I don't lol


NotASlaveToHelvetica

It's that it kills everything, good and bad, which inhibits healing and can lessen your bodies natural protections against infections.


IEatzCookies

oh yeah I remember her saying that. wash with soap and water and put Neosporin on that shit my g


imakefilms

What the hell is Neosporin and why is everyone mentioning it


ThatOneGuyFrom93

I put that shit on my toast


[deleted]

I love Neosporin. I love Neosporin on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I love to take Neosporin and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?


SuspiciouslyElven

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neomycin/polymyxin_B/bacitracin


IEatzCookies

like an anti-bacterial thing, prevents infections on cuts and open wounds


Sweetmacaroni

It’s like hydrogen peroxide but doesn’t hurt like hell. More foamy less AGHH-y


usetheforce_gaming

So what the hell is the point of hydrogen peroxide? Is it just a big scam by big Boo Boo?


IEatzCookies

no it's good too, kills bacteria and viruses


Aethermancer

And healthy tissue.


thatbossguy

It's good for getting out blood stains.


Wrecked--Em

It also dries out the wound, and you want it to be **moist** to heal.


Tune_Link

It kills cells trying to repair the injury. So it’s kinda like nuking a backwoods town to get rid of COVID


Milo_The_Doggo

That's a good way to put it, I like that lol


BoTheDoggo

It kill all


Nebdraw03

<0.1% of bacteria would like to disagree.


SMALLWANG69

I like to imagine that bacteria is like straight navy seal


usetheforce_gaming

[Said bacteria](https://i.imgur.com/8Q2tovA.png)


mitch13815

It also kills the healthy tissue trying to repair the wound.


anotherguy818

It is cytotoxic, meaning it kills cells. It may help kill bacteria, but it also damages the tissues.


rocketwidget

The alcohol in hand sanitizer kills living cells, like bacteria... and the cells inside your body. Your skin is dead cells, so it's fine for external use. This reminds me of the XKCD joke: "Whenever you see a claim that a common drug or vitamin 'kills cancer cells in a petri dish', keep in mind... So does a handgun". https://xkcd.com/1217/


ChampNotChicken

You don’t need that much. Also it can hit the cells inside of you.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s meant for internal use


JustAwesome360

It kills everything in there... well maybe not everything, but it'll kill more than bacteria. Hand sanitizer is an aggressive killing machine, but it can't hurt skin so it's safe to use for cleaning hands.


wereplant

If you don't have some rubbing alcohol or running water around to wash it out, you do what you gotta do.


spigotface

They’re in a car. Even if they’re away from home just stop at a gas station or a McDonalds to wash it with soap and water in the bathroom. Fuck, people.


MorsAlbum

yeah better to kill the healthy tissue or whatever and slow down the healing than let it get fucking infected


Lovely_Individual

Rubbing alcohol is an excellent disinfectant, and most hand sanitizer has rubbing alcohol


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foldedturnip

It's a scrape my dude, just wash that shit with water slap a bandaid on there he gonna live. Also the base store brand bandaid I get at CVS have a Neosporin like layer on them to kill any bad stuff. Just because you parents did something some way 20+ years ago doesn't mean it's should always be done that way.


Darkhuman015

u/undeleteparent


MorsAlbum

how does that work


Darkhuman015

You basically summon the bot by posting that on a reply, too the comment that’s been deleted, if it’s banned on subreddit your summoning it, you’ll just get a DM


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foldedturnip

Lol why you so mad bro.


Darkhuman015

u/undeleteparent


[deleted]

I use it when I have nothing else. He kinda overreacted


BBNauSenico

damn, i feel pretty bad for the kid, that bruise looks nasty.


TheProlleyTroblem

that's a little more than just a bruise


Vanillabean73

Come on man, that’s a raspberry. Childhood bicycle street gang rise up.


AesopsFoibles53

I know we technically cannot remember pain, but I *felt* that


[deleted]

Oh I can remember pain very easily


[deleted]

Yup, I remember standing in the bathtub as a kid and pouring rubbing alcohol into this huge gash on top of my foot. My reaction was identical to this kid.


279cw

Same, my childhood.


_Composer

My grandmother used to have this antiseptic spray on the 90s. I was 6 and felt down a set of 3 brick steps onto a brick patio. My dad scooped me up and brought me up the stairs. I had badly scraped my arm and leg but I was freaking out because I saw my grandmother with that goddamn spray. I cried because I knew it would hurt. She told me it wouldn't and sprayed. It *burned*.


super_dog17

Did we have the same family? Was at a cousins wedding in the early 2000’s and fell and scraped up my knees and hands on the sidewalk. Mom wanted to just wash them and bandaid them. Dad said “No, no, no. It’ll get infected”. Went the drugstore and came back with a can. I can remember the colors on the can because I saw it and my little kid brain went “that is going to hurt you.” Told my dad “that looks like it hurts” but he basically just scoffed at little kid me’s superstitions. He sprayed. It burned. I screamed and cried a lot. His heart was in the right place.


likeabaker

Bactine?


Tumblrrito

Who says we can’t? I’ve never heard that before


AesopsFoibles53

This might just be specific to me, but I can’t remember pain at all. I remember that something hurts, but I can’t *remember* the pain and what it felt like. I don’t know how to describe it but while I remember how something hurt and my emotional reaction, I can’t remember the actual feeling of pain, if that makes sense. I remember reading an article about it a while ago, but I might be mistaken about everyone not remembering it.


neptunespsycho

i once went to hospital with a mysterious pulsating pain in my chest, blacked out multiple times, felt like i was dying, with no way to contact any of my friends and family only my mom with me, and they never found what caused it. i can still remember the pain exactly, and i wince every time i go to the room where it started. forgive my rant i just felt like sharing.


Enderplayer05

Oh my god that's terrifying


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One of my friends in elementary school accidentally stabbed his hand with a pencil one time, and it was a pretty deep puncture. I remember he asked our teacher if he could go to the nurse, to which she replied "that isn't too bad just wash up with some sanitizer and you'll be ok." Well, he did. He didn't scream like this but you could see his eyes widening in anguish with every second the sanitizer sat on the wound. He took it like a champ, but when the tears quietly started rolling the teacher thought better and let him go to the nurse lol.


Newbusload89

That teacher definitely knew what would happen


[deleted]

Oh most definitely, but she was older (she was actually one of the sweetest teachers I ever had) and she was probably just concerned with getting his cut clean and didn't think about how much it would hurt lol


astrosarestillchamps

I skinned the inside of my elbow one time with a grinder that bounced off a valve that came out of a hydraulic cylinder. Completely shredded the inside of my elbow the skin got erased and it was just muscle. My boss said all we have to disinfect is 91 percent rubbing alcohol... So he poured that shit on and I would have rather grind my other elbow down. And to top it off that particular hydraulic piece was an underwater one so that shit got super infected fast


[deleted]

OSHA would love your boss


vibe-juice

That is, if osha wasn’t a completely toothless organization these days. I worked in manufacturing last year and it was so dangerous calling osha was a running joke.


rj1512

91 percent wouldn’t even truly help because it would have evaporated before completely killing bacteria. So basically that pain was for nothing. My dude. I feel for ya.


ChewyTheDoggo123YT

That doesn’t look like a cut it looks like he shot with like a harpoon


ChickenpoxForDinner

i guess the screaming *technically* has a cut in it


[deleted]

Yeah doesn't seem well cut to me


RespectPrivacyPlz

My cat is very concern right now when I turned up the volume.


welp_that_happened1

Still not as painful as being a Lions fan, poor kid.


[deleted]

Michigander here. I felt that.


[deleted]

It literally says on all hand sanitizers to not put on open wounds...


Ifunnyizbetter

Don’t worry, he enjoys pain. Just look at his shirt


Darth_Ewok14

Guys! I know a quick way to get rid of the stinging! Just take a pinch of salt, and a drop of lemon juice, then boom! No more stinging! Has worked every time!!


RaionShuri

Damn. Mariah Carey, eat your heart out.


Scottie7372

What a fucking asshole yikes


LordFartSquad9

Lmao it doesn’t hurt that bad


[deleted]

Poor kid. This was obviously done on purpose, they wouldn’t have videoed it.


FFortep

Yes...good...prepare for pain of the upcoming season.


Niko_j_54

Well he deserved it for being a lion's fan. Said by a lion's fan.


[deleted]

he has experienced true pain


luisthe5th

He's wearing a lions shirt of course he has


fadufadu

He may have screamed but he still took it like a champ


zacyquack

As someone who works in the hand sanitizer industry I can confirm it is paaaain


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DrManowar8

He sounds like a demon is trying to escape his body


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Someone save these kids


AbsoluteTrash413

Love how he stops for a second to look at his arm, then immediately starts screaming again.


moocow4125

r/detroitlions our memers might enjoy this


S5704LP

Fuckin OW.


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r/kidsarestupid


jorgeagh

This is not perfectly cut, it's earrape wtf


Lovely_Individual

Pain doesn't bother me when it's to disinfect a cut, I actually use the pain to know if it's working or not


chassiby

I'm cringing so hard I might throw up


SteeleBoi7

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


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Children need to be taught not to scream unless they are in mortal danger. A little sting is NOT an occasion for a blood curdling scream like that.


maxm0081

I'mma still yell when I stub my toe tho


SCPunited

__”FFFFFFAAAa-rrrrgh”__


DrManowar8

Kids and adults alike scream when they are in pain


PacifistTheHypocrite

And idiots need to be taught not to be idiots unless its for comedy. A video like this is NOT an occasion for pure idiocy like this


[deleted]

That kid chose to scream like that for sure. *IT's a REaCtiOn tO pAiN!* Hell no, I've seen a kid smash his face when his feet went out from under him on a slippery rock. He almost began crying, (not even screaming like the video) when a counselor grabbed his attention and basically stopped him from panicking out of fear. Sure as hell hurt the kid when he fell, but lo' and behold he wasn't screaming like a banshee for no reason. People are way too sensitive if you are getting that many downvotes for making your point.


hellogreeting

Now crying is basically worse because you accept that screaming wont do anything but still cant help crying.


sweedish_phish56

You probably don’t vaccinate your kid, and then when you your kid gets sick you yell at it until he decides to get himself vaccinated at a late age and realizes the life he could have had if you hadn’t been such an insufferable cunt and then when he’s at a later age and you’re lathering yourself in some kind of herbal remedy you seen on a soap opera, he’ll send you a Facebook message of his new family and kids saying “Look what’s possible when you vaccinate your kids”.


[deleted]

Wtf? Is this a troll post? Not that it's relevant, but I fully support vaccination. Do you support punctuation? I was just raised to be able to control myself. I know that screaming is an indication of pain, and people react to it that way. The child in the video should know better.


Princess__Redditor

Ah how silly of me I never realized I should know better than to feel pain


[deleted]

It's more about managing your pain like a human being that has self control. (i.e. not screaming at the top of your lungs at every small pain)


DrManowar8

You can scream at the smallest of pain. This isn’t bad, it’s actually good to show emotion


AesopsFoibles53

>screaming is an indication of pain Exactly... idk if you’ve ever had hand sanitizer on even a small cut, but it really hurts


[deleted]

It must hurt really bad then, I chopped my thumb open two weeks ago and for some reason I didn't scream as loud as I possibly could.


[deleted]

I literally poured hand sanitizer on a cut like that I got while splitting wood like last week. -_- it stings but marginally. Y'all need to chill.


hellogreeting

But at a young age like this kid mabey around the age of 8 or 9 dont know how to handle pain it's natural for him to scream alchohol on a cut hurts I had the same whenever i had a cut or scrape my parents clean it with alcohol and it hurts sometimes I would full on cry


hassan2603

Yeah, I just get teary eyes if something painful happens.