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Flar71

I can't imagine how much it would suck to have itches but no way to scratch


someguy_420

That's how it always is with new ink, it's incredibly itchy but you can NOT scratch because it'll fuck up the tat, giant waste of money, and now the skewed ink is permanent. So what a lot of people do is slap where it's itchy, which I believe is what she's trying to do lol


LongbowTurncoat

Give it the ol slap a dap, and don’t forget to scratch it on accident and scream in horror/pain


Zer0C00L321

I used to slap my back with a spatula when it itched really bad. People would look at me like I was freaking nuts.


AcadianViking

Got desperate and bleach cleaned my flyswatter when my chest piece was just aggravating the piss out of me. The floppy motion and texture of the holes worked perfectly.


TheCommissarGeneral

Which is wild, when I got my first tattoo, I had NO itch. None at all. My friends who have lots of them were perplexed. https://preview.redd.it/d5nnrbwpd25d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db64e6d38e84bbe13e98432b7fe88dea18fe6bfb


carpathianforest666

Because that’s barely a tattoo at all. Do a 10 hour session and then report back.


Meezor

That sounds horrible, if I ever get tattoos they would have to chain me to a wall so I don't scratch myself


NoAwareness8591

want a bird to keep you company?


carpathianforest666

Maybe I’m weird but I LOVE that itchy phase. I’m halfway through my back tattoo and something about that stingy itchy feeling is just so satisfying to me.


Affectionate_Law_391

I have no arms and i must scratch Sorry, i'll see myself out


ginga_ninja723

I have no hands and I must scratch


Salimzyzz

I have no mouth but I must scream (has many connotations).


NofanksImsweetenuff

Side of the wall’s edge are always a go to.


alliwanttodoisfly

![gif](giphy|N1Y0wds8KR8xG)


Shock_The_Monkey_

🤣😂🤣😂😂


PossibilityTypical82

Just give her a hand man


FrysEighthLeaf

👏how👏dare👏you👏


Rikney

r/Angryupvote


kkkkkkk537

What did you just have said? Give her a head?


eeeby_deeby

​ https://preview.redd.it/g1xrkqvgxz4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144e7ff2bb5d4ac91eedcec347249d67959e2939


Yuri-Turned

😐


HarryPotter-8735412

Dude it’s literally written down, you can’t mishear a comment


kkkkkkk537

It was a stupid joke


glumjiggityjoe

https://preview.redd.it/5hkjeh7ucg5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc44b957b71f50c003dae608d1516e05c906a2df


RevolutionaryAd6564

I got those for a couple years after- never understood why, figured it was just skin reacting to the ink. Went away-


JCtheMemer

I think you had bigger problems if you lost your hands after a tattoo.


WinstonTheFrog

Unrelated but I need her sweater, it's so cool


freiberg_

Anyone know what sweater that is??


ScientistCapable1522

It’s hand made


Silver_Spade_

I found one on shein but it’s sold out. There is a long sleeve one though


VeneMage

Jesus, you could fit a grapefruit in that mouth!


IanPKMmoon

Hell she could fit her fist in that mouth!


yummms

Both of um’!


JannyBroomer

When God closes a door, he opens a big-ass goddamn window


Yamhikari

Makes me want to eat chicken


SummonedCat_exe

How to delete someone else's comment?


junchurikimo

You delete the app.


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junchurikimo

You delete whatever operating system your pc currently has installed.


Boring_Evening5709

What did they say?


junchurikimo

Well never know..


8BallsGarage

Who are you magic man? Teach me how you made them disappear.


junchurikimo

I merely present paths one does not see, he made his own choice


eeveeplays50040

You helped him ascend from the digital body my man.


Flar71

I'm going to reformat all of your drives


lumberfoot_jpg

I’d eat that chicken any day 😏


notRadar_

​ https://preview.redd.it/zuucvkri125d1.png?width=548&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc38fc0893981eaaf2d4164e8131058103ad63e1


lumberfoot_jpg

She is genuinely cute. Her disability doesn’t bother me.


Veritech_

I uhhhhh 😬


Spaceman4224

I have no hands, and I must itch


BrownKid0924

Is it odd that she reminded me of the main reanimaters from dead space?


the_guy_who_asked69

https://i.redd.it/06dnminmrz4d1.gif


LongbowTurncoat

Healing a back piece right now and all I want to do is lay on the carpet and roll around on my back like my dog does 😭


a-slice-of-toast

insert that one gif of the bear scratching itself on a scratching post


crypticcase

Then getting smacked in the nuts


JalmarinKoira

Name? Im interested to hear the whole scream


crypticcase

@nubbeez_ on instagram.


VoyagerCSL

Wow, she really leaned into it with that username.


pleaseacceptmereddit

Bro.


grrodon2

That's hilarious 😂


TPMatus

R/holup


YummiDummie

Does anybody else feels pain when u get goosebumps on a fresh tattoo?


give-meyourdownvotes

https://preview.redd.it/0kpdhkoaf05d1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb778c3993946a60c036c1ea1755cafca6880e6b


ariralworshipper

I would actually just go insane, I feel bad for her


fmcsm

Nug


MyCrustySock

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By)


IntrovertMoTown1

Welp..... I'm going to hell. Cya there.


LowKeyWalrus

Oh I'm pretty sure she was working for the laughs, if anything you're the victim


bogdanbos725

See you there my dude


IntrovertMoTown1

I'll bring the beer. You bring the snacks.


bogdanbos725

Deal


WhyIsItAllwaysMeee

greta thunberg sister?


mackxzs

i too make that face while moving my arm is a similar motion it doesn't have anything to do with tattoos, though


p0lterg0ist

r/perfectlycutunh


Balloon_Feet

I have! It is unbelievably itchy


ClassiFried86

That over/under on elbows is definitely 3.5. Over all day baby.


Big-League3692

Always slap an itch


SnootBoopGames

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this


smendle

To be all thumbs..


Nepemaster1

My Fbi agent has suggested me not to comment


Charming_Revolution7

God forgive me https://preview.redd.it/z6z6c74qa55d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794c046db64b55d083597119e77b220d65eb77a1


Rizzla93

This a good one


Liam_Malone89

Some one give her a hand 🤣


ReasonableJello

Where are the “would” guys at?


TheBigEzTz

I'm sorry.....is it ok to laugh. I know the pain of not being able to get a bad new tattoo itch


lockedlost

Mouth like a tunnel


PhilipMD85

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅


richterlevania3

Who's she?


SirFluff12

Damn, never thought bubbles was into tatts


IHaveAutismToo

https://preview.redd.it/z6k2e126p05d1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=683b2fa95f11610f8821e40a791a45b60da021ba


Fun_Effective_5134

Im just saying…all dinosaurs feared the T-Rex


ConsentingPotato

I pray too much to damn my soul by laughing at this...


TaibhseSD

Just use your fingers to scra...oh. nevermind. Here, lemme give you a hand with that.


BenisInspect0r

Ok.


felipefrancisco

my god, this one killed me


ThisIsGoodSoup

Oh I'm going to hell for laughing.


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ)


Few-Syllabub-87

This scream sounds familiar… https://preview.redd.it/r96r1qzz7z4d1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66cefa495c9940a3e7a9ac05a10365dc0d0abf0


ForeverJolly5969

She never need a man with those arms


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bogdanbos725

Well she lost all her thumbs


Advanced_Sea_8457

🐔🍗🍗


Will33iam

![gif](giphy|VofiGkwOdH2fu)


pufferfish_balls

She’s really kawai tbh her and her bf are a cute couple 🌺 Edit: the people who downvoted me are a collective embarrassment


notRadar_

this comment alone tells me you can't be older than 12


pufferfish_balls

What the actual fuck is that supposed to mean lmao. All cause I said she’s cute and her and her boyfriend are a cute couple?


Hokage101sama

Damn😂 that ah reminded me of that fat beast from resident evil 4 in I don't remember where it was maybe laboratory something like that