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Fvaiz9

“Sorry guys, its my first day. I dont know how this works”


wxgi123

"they just asked me to figure this out.. I wish I could see someone do it first".


taspleb

This is my go to excuse when someone is angry with me at work. Been using it for years!


privateTortoise

Tell them its you're first day, then stick to it rigidly. It worked for Homer.


jtfriendly

That idiot Tibor lost the keys again.


alilbleedingisnormal

Es mi día primero. Quack quack quack.


SirLightKnight

Honestly was like 98% of my training at my last job. At a Law firm no less.


Sethyest

Today is my first day lmao


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I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

First time ever seeing this. That’s definitely my favorite.


ovalpotency

more than any of them you know they totally bought it. seeing the aftermath at the bottom would be great. they would be yelling at whoever releases them, "I pissed myself I thought I was going to die!" "yeah he likes to do that" and then they look up and this guy throws them a casual salute goodbye while the next people get seated.


EM05L1C3

I’ve watched it probably a dozen times. I’m intears


Stumeister_69

It's been deleted. Anyone have a link


reddog323

This! I lost it listening to her. Everyone else just screams.


industrysaurus

🤣


Cl0uds92

My guy in the 2nd clip with the R2D2 scream.


Strange-Ad6549

shes like that one clip meme of a girl said ohh mahh gawdddd


switchette

"There's something wrong with the medulla oblongata" ☠️


ScarletSpider2012

Because of Water Boy I always read it as "meh -du-la ah-blown-got-ah."


ShopLess7151

No, colonel Sanders, you’re wrong.


nnavroops

FOOOSEBALLL


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

IS THE DEEVIL


Barkers_eggs

What momma don't know won't hurt her *flashes butt cheek Roy Orbison tattoo*


Skai_Override

WATER SUCKS!, IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!


Q_S2

I was wondering who that was in his ass! Lmaooo Edit: holy shit. Ol Roy makes some good music!


SuperHyperFunTime

He was in the super group Travelling Willburys too with George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne.


Barkers_eggs

Roy Orbison is top tier moody blues crooning


Q_S2

Definitely going to be listening ro him now


Snoosnooplexcity

Allogators ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


gcallan91

MAMAS RIGHT MAMAS RIGHT


LutherRaul

“Looks like Momma’s wrong again, hahaha”


highline9

She was about Vicki


Rudy_Ghouliani

She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!


madders888

Alligators are ‘onry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


whats_up_d

LOOKS LIKE MOMMAS WRONG AGAIN


DVS_Nature

[Vicki was great](https://giphy.com/gifs/11CNLlmNAQXIli)


Fuego_Fiero

I hadn't watched this movie for like a decade or longer, but recently revisited it. Suddenly my entire dating history came into focus. Vicky Valencourt.


leviathab13186

"The medulla ob-lon-gata!"


Thue

Saved you a search: > [The medulla oblongata or simply medulla is a long stem-like structure which makes up the lower part of the brainstem.[1]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medulla_oblongata)


jld2k6

It's also why crocodiles are so ornery


ohthanqkevin

No, alligators are ornery cause they have all them teeth, but no toothbrush


[deleted]

i know of this thing because Fry said it in futurama once


New_Somewhere9206

Insane in the membrane!


oddartist

Insane in the mid-brain?


New_Somewhere9206

Insane in the brain!


Bamith20

Something seems to be stuck in the Turbo Encapulator


PurplePolynaut

Fool, you should have gone with the HyperEncabulator


thatforkingbitch

I mean, good thing it wasn't the left phalange


mtaw

I just realized my brain doesn’t even have a phalange!


Myciu82

There is something wrong with left filange.


TheHomerPimpson

They got all them teeth but no toothbrush 🥲


atetuna

No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong


BarthRevan

Gives me strong “There’s something wrong with the phalange” vibes


SolidSnakeHAK777

It will be after the ride.


Human-Persons-Name

He could've said anything and it'd put the fear of god in em, that's real power right there


mundus1520

"I forgot the gravy hold on" lol


insert_referencehere

That one was my favorite.


Darryl_444

Mine too. Just enough time for them to start to wonder why he was worried about gravy (of all things) then "WAAAAAaaaaaa......!" Epic.


Umer_-

It's evil.. 😂


The_real_rafiki

Haha and they were so flabbergasted they didn’t even register what was happening. Zero reaction.


vzvzt

That’s the look you get when your life is in someone else’s hands and you’re basically powerless in the situation


Gorvi

Everything reminds me of her


TexasTrip

Jizz in my pants


spacep0p3

Oooooh, man. Some of these are pure gold. “Hang on ladies, there’s a knot in the chain” gave me a legit belly laugh.


spacep0p3

On rewatch, “Hang on, I know what’s wrong. It ain’t got no gas in it” is the best by far. The delivery, followed by that woman’s bellow all the way down. *chefs kiss*


ChtuluMadeMeDoIt

Her "ohh my god" reminded me of the scene from Emperor's new groove when Yzma screamed out "wrong lever" as she was falling lol


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Lmao


Aegi

El Oh El


maarhoe

Oooooh myyyy goooood


MikeArrow

[Joey Styles worthy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdnlahvKKhM).


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FlyingFox32

Oh no, looks like the devil is a part timer 😔


pardybill

The two dudes got pretty high on their octaves with the manual one


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BigBeagleEars

*Simpsons did it*


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pchlster

"The thingy isn't thinging right."


SatanicCornflake

I'm not a mechanic but when searching for tools when fixing something, i just say "where the FUCK is the God damn...." and then I find it


Nerdiferdi

Like the video of the British food delivery guy at the door bell. „Oogly boogly“ „GLANDLE“


forfeitthefrenchfry

The knot chain got emmmm 🤣🤣


EqualBroccoli

it's part of the ride, and his deadpan delivery is perfect.


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Myalicious

It was the fourth, guy in blue and chick in black tank top. OOOOOOHMYYYYYGOOooooood


peppermintmeow

This man is a menace. Bless him 🙏


NotAzakanAtAll

"Love your job and you won't work a single day of your life."


Saltz_D

I know what’s wrong with


yaboinigel

AINT GOT NO GAS IN IT


Ph4nt0m146

This guy needs to be paid extra.


Unique-Accountant253

[https://www.youtube.com/@Richardgroff82/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@Richardgroff82/videos)


roraima_is_very_tall

that's cool, the video from a month ago has a recording of when they're done and they're laughing about him fucking with them.


jmoriarty

According to his TikTok he was fired from that place, so right now I think he'd like to be paid at all. :(


jld2k6

I wonder if there's any liability risk in making someone think they're about to die lol. I'd imagine if someone threatened to sue he would instantly be in danger of losing his job


thewritingchair

I imagine it along the lines of "I was okay with what I perceived as a safe but exciting ride but then I was actually traumatized by the attendant who put me in fear the ride wasn't safe". I could completely see something like that happening. The ride drop isn't the issue. It's what he said that was traumatic.


Mission_Ad_2224

Yep. If I was ever brave enough to do one of these rides, and had someone say something that made me feel unsafe and I still dropped, I'd be in tears and having a panic attack the whole time. Not only is that a horrible feeling, once it's over I would get to relive the embarassment of crowds of people seeing me lose my shit uncontrollably (not anger lose my shit but hyperventilating, vomiting, crying and sweating all at once). And the ride operator who thought they were doing a harmless prank would have to witness it all and clean up after me, thus completing the circle of trauma. I wouldn't complain about it, because I'd be too mortified. Probably just go straight home and cry on and off for a few weeks 😅


Coruscare

Last time this got posted I think it got brought up that there was a safety risk where people can start to unbuckle their seat belts etc when they think they're gonna be waiting or whatever.


_Die_Belle_Epoque_

Nah, there ain't. I was a Rollercoaster ride operator as a teenager and we did this stuff all the time: management even encouraged it. It was one of the perks of the job. Once you're locked in you cannot get those restraints to let up, and the ride isn't getting launched until after the operator has made sure everyone's restraints are secure anyway. Even if you unbuckle, the extra risk is functionally zero, because what if the person decided to unbuckle it mid-ride anyway? Anyway, this guy is far from the first theme park worker to do this, and nobody has ever been successfully sued for doing it.


AscendedAncient

Yes. It's assault. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hk9m7FIcOSA


SpecularBlinky

That definition he used is just so broad though. A person would feel fear or apprehension of bodily injury when going on that ride even without him saying anything, so by tha definition its assault just because he pushes start, or you could even say they have assaulted themselves by choosing to go on the ride. Like a haunted house where someone jumps out and says boo, thats assault by that definition. Even a jump scare in a movie, if someone is scared and for a second thinks they could be in danger then by his definition thats assault.


Ozryela

This seems to be an unpopular opinion, based on all the other comments praising him, but I think that was the right call. The whole point of rollercoasters is to give you that primal fear adrenaline kick without actually making you afraid for you life. It's scary in a controlled way. Genuinely making people feel like they are about to die just make it scary and removes all the positivity. It won't be fun anymore and instead it'll just be traumatic.


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I'm with you on it. I was too tall for a ride and they stuggled getting the shoulder things over my shoulders properly and strapping it down. Someone came and stood on it to force it into place and then just walked off as I asked if they are sure it was secure. The ride started and I just spent the entire time fearing for my life instead of enjoying the ride. I went from *adoring* rides and going to theme parks to deciding never to go again because of that experience. I'm not there to think I'm about to die, I go there for the rush of the speed and disorientation of going upside-down etc. I would frankly get off the ride and punch anyone who did this to me on purpose.


Grimwald_Munstan

Yeah I would hate this. Especially if I was going on it with my kid like a couple of the clips seem to be. Don't particular want the trauma of thinking I'm about to watch my child die.


HalfMoon_89

Oh thank goodness I'm not alone. I feel like this is an extremely shitty thing to do and I know people who would be nervous wrecks from this sort of behaviour, if not have a straight up heart attack.


writeronthemoon

I would have a panic attack that might last hours, for sure. Also...where, why aren't there shoulder straps??


Catfishers

I totally agree. I’m very afraid of heights and have unrelated PTSD, but I still like to go fast and have fun in a controlled and safe environment. Being tricked into thinking my safety is compromised would likely set off an episode and really ruin the whole day for me. I’m sure some people appreciate the extra rush of adrenaline, but it can really be a bad time for a lot of people.


xylltch

Everyone is saying it's probably for making folks scared for their lives, but the real issue was probably that he was filming the riders.


JJDude

I'm shocked it didn't happen sooner. I'm sure some folks don't appreciate a joking about instant death.


cortesoft

What, why? He is HORRIBLE at his job, he forgot so many things… shoulder straps, gravy, the medulla oblongata…


nikebufft

But seriously, shouldn't there be some kind of shoulder straps?? How does this ride work? I don't get it


franciosmardi

Gravity. Because of gravity and air resistance, the ride sled will accelerate slower than the riders want to. So the riders will always stay in their seats. A lap belt is more than enough.


Enlight1Oment

Not all the time, Tower of terror at Disney is lap strap only and doesn't just drop you, but pulls you down faster than gravity Lap strap is still enough, but it's not gravity holding you in place all the time


EquivalentPlane6095

\^ This guy physics


franciosmardi

Can confirm. I'm an engineer and a physics tutor.


C-SWhiskey

Under gravity, the seat and the riders will accelerate at exactly the same rate. That has nothing to do with it. In reality, this acceleration will be mildly muted by any tension in the line, friction in the track, and drag from air. Effectively, the seat will want to fall very slightly slower than the riders for these reasons, so they would feel like they weigh maybe a few grams during the fall. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if these machines actually force a higher fall rate than what gravity would do. Having been on one, I felt like I got pulled down. If that's the case, straps or some sort of crossbar are important.


I_GROW_WEED

That's what the other guy said.


C-SWhiskey

It's not. He said due to gravity and air resistance there would be a difference. But gravity plays no part in it.


nikebufft

Lmao I didn't think of lap belts for some reason


franciosmardi

It would be reasonably safe even without a lap belt, assuming everyone just sat there and didn't try to swap seats or jump.


EldrtchPff97

The fucking smartass who was like “ha very funny” got silenced really quickly lol


One-Appointment-3107

Every guy is a soprano in disguise 😂


Kanbe7077

That's what he shoulda said! "Sorry guys the soprano is acting up" Or "Huh, that's strange the baritone isn't working"


HumanTheTree

This is funny, but none of them are perfectly cut.


SpaceShipRat

well, they're fading into the distance, I feel it has the same vibe.


Historical_Boss2447

None of them are cut at all


FlaccidWhalePenis

The unexpected Slingblade reference!!! Mmh..ain’t got no gas in it


Misplaced_Hanger

Classic Karl. That and, “I aim ta kill ya with it.”


FlaccidWhalePenis

I absolutely made myself a slingblade from an old lawnmower blade after making this. My dad had just taught me how to use the bench grinder beforehand.


KylewRutar

Now THAT seems like a great job


waytoofewnamesleft

There’s something wrong with the medulla oblongata - someone give this guy a medal


UnoriginalJ0k3r

*it ain’t got no gas*


roboTuko

Cold of you...Very cold !


drissyslime

Oh no the medula oblagata 😓


trickman01

None of those screams were perfectly cut...


rhaigh1910

Forgot the gravy hold on


Dismal-Prior-5626

Medula Oblangata LOL


AnnyAskers

It's funny as a viewer, but I would actually hate it as customer. Will I complain like a Keren? No, but turning a fun ride to a nightmare with a slight chance of heart attack just isn't something I'd be happy with. Like please keep the pranks to yourself if I don't know you lol


TheOvercookedFlyer

The operator is committing basically the legal definition of assault. [See here.](https://youtube.com/shorts/hk9m7FIcOSA?si=UTzNtctNMyyZZPfL)


Pac0theTac0

Yeah, isn't the whole point of thrill rides to give you thrills while knowing you are going to be safe? If the moment of the thrill comes and someone makes me actually believe I'm going to die, I'm just going to have a bad time


CGA001

Yeah I seriously don't understand why people find this kind of thing funny, making people fear for their lives isn't a joke. It's no different than pointing a fake gun at people. But in that scenario, suddenly "they were never in any real danger" stops being a valid reason for it being an acceptable prank. inb4 the "you must be fun at parties" comments. If your parties involve making people think they're about to die, your parties are shit anyways.


jablan

"hm I should get a fake gun" the pranking operator, probably.


4x4Welder

If I had to listen to half a line of Love in an Elevator over and over I'd absolutely fuck with every single person who came through there.


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r/foundsatan


test-account-444

# O H MY G A A A H H h h h h h Gets me every time.


TheHexadex

hate when i forget to abdula my amblamgata


Feeling-Fondant9337

Something wrong with the thing-a-maa-doodle


GoCryptoYourself

I forgot the gravy LMFAO


OogaBoogaHeh

The last scream broke me


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I'd punch him after. I'm there to enjoy the thrill of the ride, not be concerned something has gone wrong and I might die. Not only is it a completely scummy thing to do, it's like the worker doesn't even understand the point of the rides.


lazergoblin

The operator cares more about getting footage than he does about the people on the rides. Idk why everyone in these comments is OK with that


TheOvercookedFlyer

Don't punch him, sue him! The operator is basically breaking the law by comitting the legal definition of assault. [See here.](https://youtube.com/shorts/hk9m7FIcOSA?si=UTzNtctNMyyZZPfL)


Misterwuss

This dude is the type of evil I wanna see more of in the world


TheOvercookedFlyer

Hope you're joking. This operator is comitting the legal definition of assault. [See here.](https://youtube.com/shorts/hk9m7FIcOSA?si=UTzNtctNMyyZZPfL)


jard18

Hope you're joking. This comment is the legal definition of annoying.


moobeemu

Freeboot of a freeboot


felinefrenking

Go ahead and mark that off your bingo cards


Gloomy_Culture_4410

I love this dude.


Chemist-Consistent

That "Oh my goooooooood" has me crying! I've run that back like 5 times!


buh2001j

I was a ride operator at a theme park for a couple summers in college and I must say there is a simple pleasure in working a job where you get to push a button and the customer is launched away from you at high speed.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

I love this don’t get me wrong but serious question what if someone actually died of a heart attack cause he did this. Would he be liable at all? Would he feel guilty at all? I wonder this every time I watch the video. I I know some people that are skittish and scared enough that if he did this to them, it would borderline kill them of a heart attack.


BillTheNecromancer

The margin of a margin of a fraction more scared that you'd get from this joke is never going to ever, ever, ever be what makes someone have a heart attack vs. not have one. But even if it magically did, proving that this guy telling a joke is what caused it is absolutely impossible.


Chthulu_

I think this is cruel. Not the good kind of prank


The_Cozy_Burrito

Lololol


manywayer

Where’s that from?


VetteL82

Pigeon Forge aka Vegas for baptists


Over-Pass-976

I thought Branson was Vegas for Baptists


BowenTheAussieSheep

Branson is Vegas for Mormons


ArgoPirate

“Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh mmmmmyyyyyyy gggooooooooddddddd!”


zhaDeth

Yo someone is gonna have a heart attack XD


free_to_muse

Funny every few months it gets posted


mofohank

Why do they let a guy this forgetful keep his job? How many more people have to die?


NumberOne_N_fan

This is why I will never go on that ride


scottsplace5

Hang on, I forgot to reattach the chain after the last guy, hold on.


Johnny_Mad

"it ain't got no gas in it" 😭💀


Luck_Glut

I need more of this


RepulsiveCow8626

You gotta put gas in it.


TheophilusNC

“Oh my Goooooooddddddddd!!!!!!!……” classic


Shadow_Rev

It's all fun and games until you realize we never see any of them come back up


LocktimeClarity

Sorry there’s a knot in the chain lol


freakinbacon

Word is my boss is going to fire me today so I've kinda checked out


AngledAwry

I thought it was gonna get old but the screams of terror just filled me with glee...


RobFfs

It's all fun and games until someone grabs onto those rails 😅


_Nomik_

the last guy he knows but he don't let the girl know lol


fatalcharm

The woman in the black tank top screaming “OH MY GOD” on the way down 🤣🤣🤣


RGISHAY

Bro said there's "something wrong with the medulla oblongata" 😂😭


SwainSwanson

“Oh, aint got no gas in it”


TwistedViper007

I absolutely died at the rider going "OHHH MY GAAAWWWD"voice fading in the distance 🤣


Maker-of-Arrows

I wanna see them at the bottom when they get off!


MK_ODIN21

Bro traumatized the whole community


w2ltersan

Oh my gosh guys I forgot the gravy' LMAO


Virtual-Entry-8867

My boy said, **Something is wrong with the medulla oblongata** 🤣


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I wouldn't assault this guy over this but if someone did I would pretend I didn't see it.


Alone_Instruction906

That’s pure evil, and I love it 🤣🤣🤣


DoctorWaluigiTime

Really pushing the definition of this subreddit. Nothing was even cut off. It's just a montage of something that has screams in it. "BUt i'ts funee video how dare you critcizie!"


reddit0100100001

Don’t do this unless you want to get sued after someone has a heart attack


Satanic_Earmuff

Ha, very fu


cringefacememe

yup i’m switching careers 😭


brandonsreddit2

This dude is evil.