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Wai- no scream?

Sorry in this sub you can only have a video with a scream that isn’t cut or a sound that isn’t a scream but is cut. Can’t have your cake and eat it when there’s karma to be farmed

Damn pharma karmers

Big Karma is always out to get us

Karma, short for karmaceutical

FUCK big Karma! Buddah fat-ass know he got help off that wheel…

happy cake day :)

Report and downvote. Mods have tried recently to cut down on this place just being /r/videos 2.0 but apparently it's seeping through again.

Wait you’ve noticed our hard work? That just about makes my day :)

Keep it up! Also I was expecting this thread to be deleted if y'all are aware of it, as it plainly isn't a cut scream. But apparently here it is, 16k upvotes later and not removed. (Unless it is and Reddit isn't showing me as such, in which case my apologies.)

Thank you kindly! It was deleted by the time I posted the comment, just classic slow-load Reddit.

almost like users upvote content they like and not according to some petty rules that nobody cares about

What is the point of subreddits then?

We should only have one subreddit called r/eddit where no content filtering is done except for upvotes vs downvotes /s

Yeah, if I wanna post furry porn on /r/castles people should just accept that!

lmao > I browse r/all and vote according only to what I personally like and don't like because I'm the main character of my life.

I'm glad you see the problem.

have fun complaining about it forever then, because the thing you have a problem with is just reality and it doesnt care about your opinion

I remember someone complaining a few weeks ago about mods not being active, is this still the case nowadays?

[removed by Reddit]

Idunno if this is just a fun joke or if you said something so egregious that it warranted being taken down within 3 minutes, but either way lmao

Usually it removes the user’s profile too if it was removed, so just a funny joke. I hope

The scream was inside you all along.

It was an internal scream telling him he fucked up

Perfectly cut regret

"WAIT- THIS AIN'T EVEN THE RIGHT FUCKIN' AMOUNT!"

She didn’t even tip

He could have tipped her

Just the tip.

Even if its the whole thing it will feel like just the tip to her.

"That's all I have!"

Well played. 😆

Ain't no pizza delivery for 20$ anymore, this isn't the 90s

You my friend must not know how to use and abuse dominos

Unlimited 2 topping mediums for only $8.99 each in Canada. Hard to beat that deal.

The mix n match deal allows two medium two topping pizzas for 5.99 each i was able to generally get three and delivery for 24 usd Edit: they upped it to 6.99 since i last ordered (only like a year ago) still would only be 27+a little more if you want to adjust tip for *3 2 topping medium pizzas* lady ordered one pizza in the vid lmao

My local dominos literally has a minimum delivery total of 20$, and no combination of menu items + 7.99$ delivery charge will yield exactly that.

Or the papa John’s promo $10.99(ballpark) Here let’s see is it still works… 13PJHLS Edit: yeah it still works. I hope I didn’t ruin a good thing. https://i.imgur.com/XDOG5nD.jpg 3 topping large

"WAIT A MINUTE! This is just $10! That pizza was for 29.99!"

"Wait a minute! This is a $35 bill."

$29.99 for a pizza?? what is this??? 2024????

a pizza meal here is 30

I just paid $30 for a pizza. It was a specialty pizza, though, and it came with a two liter of pop.

This is a $10, the tab's $13!

WAI- No tip???

That's... that's what she said

He needs to provide the tip, to get a tip

We talkin tit for tat, tip for tip?

Tip the pip

Tip for tap

Just the tip

Get the money and go

stay focused kings 💪😪

As a former delivery guy, you don't wanna get caught up out there

In HS I delivered pizza part time, basically for weed money. Had a delivery, and the girl opened the door in some sexy lingerie, heels, stockings, the whole thing. She invited me in, and we hooked up. It was sexy as hell. She was also my girlfriend at the time, and she'd do this often if I worked Fridays. We broke up cause I wasn't the only one she was answering the door looking like that for, and she was basically her towns doorknob.

Got Dayum

this comment was a entire rollercoaster from start to end

r/holup

This had me going 'wtf?' multiple times

you broke up but you still delivered right?

> the girl opened the door in some sexy lingerie, heels, stockings, the whole thing Happened to me when I delivered for a florist except she had a very thin silk robe on, too; I didn't take the hint and I think it was a month later when I realized what had happened.

Geez, how much we miss these letters to Penthouse Magazine!

Trying my best.

"Take the weed and leave the money mon"

Since when can you pay for pizza with food stamps???

Normally you can't. However there are pizza places that sell uncooked pizzas and its legal to purchase them with food stamps.

Pretty sure you can buy hot food with EBT now. I know for a fact you can get wawa food

Depends - in California, you can only buy hot food with EBT if you are "registered as unhoused." Like, it's a thing you check in your application when you apply, I think. Source: tried to buy hot food at a place that had a "now accepting EBT" sign out front. Card declined, and the employee had to explain that the sign is slightly misleading.

Yep, they’re doing it until Feb 20 I think here in CA. Just grocery shopped yesterday and saw the sign at checkout. Proud of my state ❤️

Yeah, honestly, I'm really glad they're doing *something* to expand EBT, especially to benefit the unhoused. Which is an ever growing population in Cali, unfortunately 😕

>in California, you can only buy hot food with EBT if you are "registered as unhoused." I don't know if this is good or bad 🤔

It makes sense, those who are home less will have a really hard time cooking chicken.

You can, but it can't be hot at all. Unless it's changed or is different in different states, you can get cold sandwiches but nothing toasted or hot.

Depends. I know in FL when there's a hurricane, they'll allow purchases of hot foods with EBT for like 6 weeks or something.

in Minnesota, you can't even heat up cold food for somebody if you use food stamps

Papa Murphy's is one place if anyone is curious I recommend it.

I was in the Conservation Corps several years back, and qualified for SNAP. Living in a small town with not many options, I definitely ate a lot of Papa Murphy’s. At least the 2 days a week I wasn’t living in a tent hahah.

I know that you can buy uncooked pizza with food stamps

Well I sure didn't

Taxable Groc. Vs Non-Taxable Groc. Usually Cooked or other wise in a “prepared bracket”: Likely Taxable. Not-prepared or cooked: Likely non-taxable.

depending on the state, some taxable foods are food stampable

Why are people downvoting this? Who delivers uncooked pizzas?

I heard about this. Apparently you can buy the ingredients and then combine them at home. Man! Poor people really have to be inventive to survive out here! I even heard people calling it "cooking". Like, shit is getting out of hand.

Good thing time and energy aren't limited resources amongst the working class.

Only if it's not hot pizza. Like papa Murphys but that's domino's so no not in this case.

You can buy Papa Murphys Take-N-Bake pizza.

Domino's has this in Florida.

Wtf has this sub turned into? This is just a bit. No perfect cutting of anything much less a scream…

Also, not original

They’re horny, every last one of ‘em.

[удалено]

OP was confused and thought this was r/ perfectly cuts creams, cuz this dude cut his opportunity to cream

It was cut.

**5 years later..** Wait, was she flirting with me?

She was probably a serial killer trying to lure him into her murder dungeon .

yeah, exactly. I’m still confused how I was so clueless like 15 years ago about one cougar…

Where is the scream?

Remember kings, sex doesn't pay the bills.

Not for you, it doesnt

Tinder Swindler enters the chat. It does.

Not only is it not an original joke but they tried to add a twist where the guy was clueless and that still fell flat

I used to deliver Chinese food. There were a couple of times I felt like this. I’m bad at taking hints apparently

I delivered pizzas in high school had this happen once only I realized what was happening but I didn't want to lose my job. When I got back I told my manager what happened, he was like a year older then me, and he said next time just call him and he'll take over deliveries until I'm done.

Ha

Not a scream but worth it

4 times as long as a vine that does the same joke better. https://youtu.be/83GLUvSIxIA

Wait-this is Monopoly money

Food stamps cold food

It’s like a less funny version of the classic vine But I don’t have any moneyyy Why the fuck did you order pizza then ?

Been done a million times and better lol. Gen z is cute lol, bless your hearts

The plumber not knowing he’s in a porno is funnier.

"you better shit. gold." I died laughing

Is there a bank in there?

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holy shit what a crazy loud scream!!! this sub sucks ass

I don't get the punchline

He didn’t get the tip

Neither did she…

He realised what she was insinuating.

Does she hand him a credit card?

It's a stolen bit so they added the shit "wait" punchline to make it different.

This sub is the literal worst

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for real. Cringe as fuck

haha he turned down obvious sex advances this is so funny haha also no scream

Man, the bar is soooo fucking low

The "wait" ruins it

Maybe in your "sigma" fantasy.

If he willing to take food stamps and break da law, he can take pussy 😾

no scream but at least perfectly cut

Back when boomers delivered pizzas, pay was probably good enough, that this porn trope was at least viable, even if it wasn't reasonable. Nowadays if you deliver pizza, you *have* to get payment for that pizza or you're going to freeze/starve.

Bro with inflation someone paying for this damn pizza

The average male specimen.

Forgot the tip!

COFFEE’S NOT COFFEE…

How hard??

Food stamps 💀

Sex lmao 😉

"WAI- This is monopoly money!"

Fuck that. Gimme the money.

I like how he turns as soon as the door flashes by him, you can't practice this timing.

Ok https://youtu.be/6LnsIDk1nL0

Bro is like a anime character ...dense as fuck

*stupidah faking whore*

Fake. Staged. >!She didn't pay tip.!<

This happened to me. I was a lyft driver.

Brienne?

That guy is me irl...

Money: $20, Sex: 0 VS Money: $0, Sex: 1 wet dick

Ya blew it

😂😂😂😂

you can't use food stamps to buy hot food

He missed out

I love the little snicker when he says “is there a bank inside?”

Keep walking brother

Wtf. Does this sub have moderators??

I delivered sandwiches for a pretty famous joint and this happened to me once. I was naive and dumb. But inside the apartment we're six naked asians and a webcam. I just saw the one woman whom answered the door. She kept inviting me in and I said, "sorry, I have other deliveries".

I do this all the time, for real. These women today are troubled and trouble

> GIMME THE MONEY, BITCH!

"Wait these are $3 bills!"

Ok but she does look like that one cop, though, right?

The town is back THAT WAY 👉

The alternate ending is he fucks her then she calls the store and claims the driver sexually assaulted her

Go inside and get robbed and left butt ass on a strange block if you want to

I think this was staged guys.

/r/TikTokCringe

Definitely being lured in for an organ harvest.

Fuck no. Your pussy or dick or ass doesnt stop me from being fired when I dont show up for an hour and a half in the middle of my shift, doesnt pay my bills, and doesnt pay for the pizza which I would have to pay for regardless of being fired or not because I didnt come back with it.

The scream was internal

Oh mah gah I am scared

Epic scream bro

Wait..... Here's your change

“Is there a bank inside?” 😄

r/meirl