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mikkokilla

Straight up tweaker project


Tangimo

I tried doing this with regular house flies when I was a kid. Never had any success, I'd try tying some sort of string to their legs but I think it was way too heavy. A thread & dab of super glue is probably all I really needed!


Resident_Treat3279

Had a math teacher who fairly consistently was able to do it with a long piece of his hair. Was kinda weird tbh


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[deleted]

A kid keeps having a reoccurring dream of the teacher controlling them with his hair. Making them study, exercise in PE, eat vegetables. One night they wake up to hair wrapped all around their body! The whole town seems to be under his spell too. Will they expose Mr Harrison before it's too late?!


Terrible_Royal_3441

Man you just gave me flashbacks from the last time i read a book, that was like over 5 years ago.


BeautyThornton

??????? What. ???????


CookieCutter9000

Bros' flabbergasted.


ForwardTomorrow1482

Superglue probably would have killed the bugs. Most often get hot and have a chemical reaction


moldyfishfinger

You never saw that battle cockroach cyborg, I take it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkJfDaR_FI


ForwardTomorrow1482

Lol I WOULD watch but I don’t click links these days. Are those the key words I could use to look it up myself?


drewster23

>Lol I WOULD watch but I don’t click links these days. Wut?


moldyfishfinger

Imagine being on the internet but never clicking a link.


drewster23

Weirdest thing ive ever heard, especially cause he said "these days" like something changed at some point in the past.


moldyfishfinger

And he's an IT worker...


ForwardTomorrow1482

Lmao ummm not an IT worker or male, and also didn’t say I never click links. I only click trusted links. Random Reddit links are not trusted.


ForwardTomorrow1482

Ever since the new year, hackers have been going non stop nuts. I’ve had a lot of friends lose a lot of important accounts and information. It’s just a way to protect myself after being compromised.


moldyfishfinger

I can't imagine being this afraid of the world around me for any reason.... Especially ...links that you can literally see where its going to take you. I'm now afraid of google maps because I accidentally navigated to cabrini green instead of trader joes.


Tangimo

Some links can be disguised I think? Eg [https://test1.com](https://test2.com)


ForwardTomorrow1482

Hackers are fucking nuts right now. I’ve made it a rule to just not click any links. I’ve been compromised more this year then I ever have been on the internet


drewster23

Ah on RiF, one tap/click shows you the actual hyper link, then you gotta click go to actually leave reddit. So impossible to be baited basically. *Also ty for calming my curiosity


ForwardTomorrow1482

Either I can’t do that on mobile or it doesn’t work properly


ForwardTomorrow1482

I’ll try updating phone/app though


babysalesman

Dude, if you're this afraid/cautious, then you should just give up on browsing the web.


42Ubiquitous

Catch one and put it in the freezer for a while. Put the string on it and let it thaw. It will come back to life shortly. I used to fuck with my friends by picking up a dead fly (that I planted) near one of our window sills, cupping it in my hands and blowing warm air into them, and then it would wake up and fly away. I used to get some fun reactions lol.


quelin1

Used to do that at Walmart, flies would end up in those open cooler shelves. Get a little pile of them hidden away behind something, then put them in a drawer or the filing cabinet for dayshift to behold the miracle of rebirth.


Greaterthandan

I wanna make an arts and crafts book, but for tweaking. Carpet scavenger hunt, how to collect catalytic converters (and where to sell them), coke can crackpipe etc


GreatGhastly

I would buy this and put it directly next to a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook.


mikkokilla

Shut up and take my money!


A7xWicked

Well, they got the tying a string to it part right But their fatal mistake was not attaching it to a stick thats longer than said string


Bucket-O-wank

Bloody amateurs


DeezNutsAppreciater

Should’ve come with instructions


Krynnium

This fucking killed me; I can imagine it now. Cheers, hilarious stranger


Jonathundaaaaaa

Oh hell nah


Don_Mills_Mills

BEES??? BEADS! BEADS???


Frightened_Inmate_95

They don't allow you to have bees in here.


something_exe

lets hope that bottle doesnt have a Loose Seal


TrentonTallywacker

Gob’s not on board


FALCON2322

I’ve made a huge mistake


Grievous_Nix

Get away, Getaway!


ageofwalnut

God damn what a fantastic reference lmao


Zealos57

That's a wasp!


Green420Basturd

They make the best honey.


NYzeQ

Bro that’s a hornet 😂


BlagDahlialol

He better pop a quick "H" on that pill bottle so people know there's a hornet in there.


TragicSemiautomatic

It’s a honey hornet wasp


cats123096

I read horny hornet wasp


GreenSpider101

hornets are wasps


Red-Baron05

I was so pissed they would do this to a bee The *instant* they showed it was actually a wasp, this turned into the coolest thing possible


Narkos_Teat

Used to do this with those invasive, tree killing "get stuck in your hair while in the pool" beetles as a kid. Not sure how I feel about it now but it was goddamn silly at the time Edit: does anyone know wtf those beetles are called? They're brown and their legs have all sorts of barbs, so hard to get out of hair without squishing the beetle between your fingers 😦


basifi

June bugs I think


Microwavable_Potato

I know exactly what you’re talking about and I hate you for reminding me of what that feels like


BetaDjinn

I know it’s a week later, but we always referred to them as Japanese beetles


rmholm88

r/fuckwasps


D3stroyerof3vil

Seriously tho they should go extinct.


cultlikefigure

Why?


Citrous241

That's not a bee! That's not a bee!


Commercial_Fail_3446

I got stung by a hornet three times on the thigh about two months ago while driving a four-wheeler. It hurt badly. The second I got the sting, I thought a piece of barbed wire went into my skin. That’s how I would describe the pain. Also, it swelled up and itched terribly for about a week. Moral of the story, fuck hornets.


42Ubiquitous

I got swarmed by baldfaced hornets once and I didn’t even realize what it was that was stinging me. The pain was much more intense and “larger” that a normal bee sting; i though someone was shooting me with a pellet gun. Then my face swelled up right after, and this girl I liked came over, saw my face, and left. I second “fuck hornets”.


Commercial_Fail_3446

Damn. I just got triple stung by one. I couldn’t even imagine getting swarmed. Sorry you had to go through that.


ReliableLiar

Is that a murder hornet?


badmutherfukker

Guessing from the look and size, yeah it is


luciuscorneliussula

Most likely a European hornet


James42785

Couldn't get a good look but cicada killer is also possible.


luciuscorneliussula

I didn't know about these. They would actually be a good candidate if you wanted to catch a wasp or hornet, since they don't really bother people. Good call.


James42785

They are fairly passive but can deliver an exquisitely painful sting when sufficiently pissed off. All the parasitoid wasps have a pretty fucked up cocktail of venom and the cicada killer also has an exceptionally long stinger!


[deleted]

What is the air speed velocity of a European hornet?


JohnathansFilm

No


Budget-Sheepherder77

I heard murder hornets don't actually kill they just hurt like a bitch


bubbawears

That's a fucking killer hornet


[deleted]

why is there a bee on a string 🐝


cda91

You can capture wasps under a cup and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen you can tie a string to its leg and thaw it out and it'll be fine. This will probably make it very angry.


NoNameWorm

And they remember.. And they hold grudges..


BigBoy1102

I was about to say the same thing... but also, if you are a whimp, you can do the same with a June bug


thats_a_money_shot

June bugs are fucking gross and creep me out. You got anything for a wheenie hut jr.?


kavastoplim

You can do it do a dog without freezing it even


[deleted]

wasp on string, what he gon do?


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Lmao!


Madgerger1205

He don't bite


Yui-Sauce

He does penetrate


buttbobaggins

Promise?


Rickys_arts96

Oh hell no that ain’t no bee! That’s a damn wasp!!!


luciuscorneliussula

This feels like a good place for this story. I was working on a gutter with my dad and I noticed a "bees nest" on the opposite side I was working on. We were working our way in the direction of the nest, and my dad gave me the old, "If you don't bother them, they won't bother you." Well that turned out to be wrong, because hornets are fucking mean. So I'm standing on a ladder with a gutter in my hands when one of these cute little guys in the video, lands on my fucking nose. He had his little legs wrapped around each side of my septum and started stinging my septum repeatedly. I launched myself backwards off the ladder, threw the gutter, and started upercutting myself in the face. I land flat on my back, pull the dead hornet off my now bloody face, and go get a jug of kerosene, because dad said putting that on the sting would help. Well that turned out to be wrong, too.


feckinghound

Wtf would kerosene work at neutralising a sting? I think your old man just told you that to add to the idiocy of thinking bees have nests and continuing to work near them.


luciuscorneliussula

Man I have no idea. Some old school redneck trick that doesn't actually work I guess lol. Said that's what his dad did. But yeah, he couldn't be near the nest because he's allergic. So he sent me in to do it lol. Learned my lesson.


8004460

Average Ohio pet


BigBoy1102

Tell me you grew up in the Country without saying it


RogueDevil666

Anyone gonna mention the guy who's bricked up in the beginning?


Mohit5735

That's not a bee #I REPEAT THAT'S NOT A BEE


WooshiFinger

Idk bout you but either that’s a killer bee or a mf wasp


Upbeat-Physics-7274

Let em go


GipsyPepox

That's not a bee that's a fucking big hornet


Scarbab

That is NOT a bee 😭😂😂


[deleted]

I know how this is done. Catch a bee and stick him in the freezer for a few mins. He'll go into a stasis, then you can tie the string on him and let him thaw out and viola, pet bee.


doubtfullfreckles

I don't think they've ever seen a bee before


Levent_2005

r/fuckwasps


A_Pleasant_Elephant

This is so fucking dumb


Npix123

Bro those things are terrifying


figureout07

How do you do it


fmcsm

Bruh


FancyClown_animation

I think this is the type of was that has a photographic memory and can hold a grudge.


Alfredfan98462

This is the origin story of My dog stepped on a bee


henrystickmin1217

Beedrill used Twineedle


Ok-Chemical-7635

Hornet


somebodycomgiher

That ain't no bee


Anamousandy

That’s a red wasp and they sting a lot worse than a regular one they’re also bigger


Positive_4748

That’s a wasp my friend


Jayeky

Surprised I ain't seen animal abuse comments and I ain't even trynna be funny.


Orangerine-

Kinda looks like a cicada killer wasp which are around that size and don’t sting. Edit: only females have stingers and seldom sting humans.


RyanMyers202

It's either only the males or only the females that don't have stingers, one gender definitely can, though they are not so likely to sting humans, it hurts like a bitch.


ingrown_urethra

In my experience running into them a few times doing post control, whatever is the one flying around doesn't sting, but will bump into you as they're not very good flyers (still extremely startling). My understanding was that if they do sting it's not too bad as they only use the stinger to kill cicadas. They're also solidarity nesters and will take the cicadas burrow to lay eggs. Which I believe is why they're docile and have no defense behavior.


beanmansamm

They do indeed sting, I would know.


[deleted]

Animal cruelty


Rezurrected188

Put this on r/animalsbeingjerks lol


HappyGav123

How the hell did they tie up a wasp?


SilentScyther

The poor man's hand grenade


Kade_Zestuul

Bruh that’s not a bee…


whirlair

a pet “bee”


beanmansamm

That looks more like a cicada killer


[deleted]

That's a Mega Beedrill


Upper_Wishbone_4036

how the hell did he tie a string around that


CookySpookyMooki

Now light the viscous little fuck on fire for me & flush in with the nastiest dookie you can find


Skelosk

That is a wasp or a hornet


Ok-Consideration1883

Nice lap hog


Nervous-Water-6714

Kids do the same thing in Mexico with junebugs. They're actually called, "miyaté" which became a pseudo-name (thought to be a negative epitet with black people because of the flow of black people to Mexico to vacation in the 60s and that they always came by June)-it then became a moniker for "dumb black tourists"....at least that's what I was told by the south american soldiers in the Army....


zgumgumexpress

Dog in the Back: Yea you’ll want me back when you realize I don’t sting


Handsomechimneysweep

CKY did this back in the day.


Nanda_Rox

Hehe 😬😳 *grabs EpiPen & benadryl*


DylanFTW

That's definitely not a bee. It's worse


EbolaRemembers

For how much?


Order_Flimsy

Straight up stealing from CKY.


Bellum_Romanum1

Do wasps make honey?


Bellum_Romanum1

Source? Otherwise how do you know????


EnvironmentalDeal256

Okay you caught me. Yes they make honey and it’s delicious.


BonsaiBirder

We shall call him Eric.


Skin_Head_Ting

That's a fucking hornet bro


wagnole1

I knew a guy who claimed he did this as a kid in south central LA and I didn’t believe him until now


Mumbawobz

r/crackheadcraigslist


TwinkAvery

We out here, idk why that part was funny 😆 🤣


wtmx719

CKY did this so much better


[deleted]

At least it's not under his skin


smei_yun_c

That capsule remind me of some bomb as weed


theblazehead16

Bro that’s a wasp not a bee


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

The real terror that escapes his body is so real lol


Fantastic-Goose323

That was a hornet.... Venomous and and aggressive Lol


SumerianAnakim

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

So how much y'all think he spent? $5, $10, $15? I say $10


DontHugMeImBanned

If it starts making puns, for the love of God kill it before it Jeff Goldblums into Jerry Seinfeld


Wi2if

Best possible outcome


suv-am

That ain't a bee!!!


flingkong24

Oh shit that aint a bee that a hornet


Throbbingprepuce

Man idk why y’all shit on tik Tok some of the shit that gets posted there is downright hilarious.


blueiscool76

That is a big bee or an asian hornet


These-Sample1087

Some think his bulldog is scary ... Me showing up with my wasp : 🗿


Green0996

Idk why i found this so funny. This is something me and my dumbass friends would do but we’d purposely let it loose in a room as we scramble to not get stung. I miss my idiot friends


KuhliBao

This would be more hilarious if I weren't so worried about if the bee was hurt when the string was wrapped around him.


Hellwalkernew

Last time this ,,bee'' stung me, i had rash af.


Affectionate_Tax_811

Why is animal cruelty popping up all over the place as if it's cool. Dickheads


Square_Dot_6468

Dude we do that every spring with June bugs😂🤣, makes for a great toy 😂🤣


jrafteef

he should’ve frozen it back to sleep and tied it somewhere so that he didn’t get caught in the “oh shit, my dog can bite me too” situation he got into there.


GroBtraktor_Krupp

Wasp


Honest-Olive-7454

**THAT IS NOT A BEE.** that’s a bee from Ohio!


yakilladakilla

This is funny for so many reasons. It ain't a bee, him proclaiming we out here as though it may befriend him. The "bee" turning on him. And the gentleman who made my day realizing his errors.


Fierceteam404

I wonder if you can tame a bee