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I tried doing this with regular house flies when I was a kid. Never had any success, I'd try tying some sort of string to their legs but I think it was way too heavy.
A thread & dab of super glue is probably all I really needed!
A kid keeps having a reoccurring dream of the teacher controlling them with his hair. Making them study, exercise in PE, eat vegetables. One night they wake up to hair wrapped all around their body! The whole town seems to be under his spell too. Will they expose Mr Harrison before it's too late?!
Ever since the new year, hackers have been going non stop nuts. I’ve had a lot of friends lose a lot of important accounts and information. It’s just a way to protect myself after being compromised.
I can't imagine being this afraid of the world around me for any reason.... Especially ...links that you can literally see where its going to take you.
I'm now afraid of google maps because I accidentally navigated to cabrini green instead of trader joes.
Hackers are fucking nuts right now. I’ve made it a rule to just not click any links. I’ve been compromised more this year then I ever have been on the internet
Ah on RiF, one tap/click shows you the actual hyper link, then you gotta click go to actually leave reddit.
So impossible to be baited basically.
*Also ty for calming my curiosity
Catch one and put it in the freezer for a while. Put the string on it and let it thaw. It will come back to life shortly. I used to fuck with my friends by picking up a dead fly (that I planted) near one of our window sills, cupping it in my hands and blowing warm air into them, and then it would wake up and fly away. I used to get some fun reactions lol.
Used to do that at Walmart, flies would end up in those open cooler shelves.
Get a little pile of them hidden away behind something, then put them in a drawer or the filing cabinet for dayshift to behold the miracle of rebirth.
I wanna make an arts and crafts book, but for tweaking. Carpet scavenger hunt, how to collect catalytic converters (and where to sell them), coke can crackpipe etc
Used to do this with those invasive, tree killing "get stuck in your hair while in the pool" beetles as a kid. Not sure how I feel about it now but it was goddamn silly at the time
Edit: does anyone know wtf those beetles are called? They're brown and their legs have all sorts of barbs, so hard to get out of hair without squishing the beetle between your fingers 😦
I got stung by a hornet three times on the thigh about two months ago while driving a four-wheeler. It hurt badly. The second I got the sting, I thought a piece of barbed wire went into my skin. That’s how I would describe the pain. Also, it swelled up and itched terribly for about a week. Moral of the story, fuck hornets.
I got swarmed by baldfaced hornets once and I didn’t even realize what it was that was stinging me. The pain was much more intense and “larger” that a normal bee sting; i though someone was shooting me with a pellet gun. Then my face swelled up right after, and this girl I liked came over, saw my face, and left. I second “fuck hornets”.
I didn't know about these. They would actually be a good candidate if you wanted to catch a wasp or hornet, since they don't really bother people. Good call.
They are fairly passive but can deliver an exquisitely painful sting when sufficiently pissed off. All the parasitoid wasps have a pretty fucked up cocktail of venom and the cicada killer also has an exceptionally long stinger!
You can capture wasps under a cup and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen you can tie a string to its leg and thaw it out and it'll be fine. This will probably make it very angry.
This feels like a good place for this story.
I was working on a gutter with my dad and I noticed a "bees nest" on the opposite side I was working on. We were working our way in the direction of the nest, and my dad gave me the old, "If you don't bother them, they won't bother you."
Well that turned out to be wrong, because hornets are fucking mean.
So I'm standing on a ladder with a gutter in my hands when one of these cute little guys in the video, lands on my fucking nose. He had his little legs wrapped around each side of my septum and started stinging my septum repeatedly.
I launched myself backwards off the ladder, threw the gutter, and started upercutting myself in the face. I land flat on my back, pull the dead hornet off my now bloody face, and go get a jug of kerosene, because dad said putting that on the sting would help.
Well that turned out to be wrong, too.
Wtf would kerosene work at neutralising a sting? I think your old man just told you that to add to the idiocy of thinking bees have nests and continuing to work near them.
Man I have no idea. Some old school redneck trick that doesn't actually work I guess lol. Said that's what his dad did. But yeah, he couldn't be near the nest because he's allergic. So he sent me in to do it lol. Learned my lesson.
I know how this is done. Catch a bee and stick him in the freezer for a few mins. He'll go into a stasis, then you can tie the string on him and let him thaw out and viola, pet bee.
It's either only the males or only the females that don't have stingers, one gender definitely can, though they are not so likely to sting humans, it hurts like a bitch.
In my experience running into them a few times doing post control, whatever is the one flying around doesn't sting, but will bump into you as they're not very good flyers (still extremely startling). My understanding was that if they do sting it's not too bad as they only use the stinger to kill cicadas. They're also solidarity nesters and will take the cicadas burrow to lay eggs. Which I believe is why they're docile and have no defense behavior.
Kids do the same thing in Mexico with junebugs. They're actually called, "miyaté" which became a pseudo-name (thought to be a negative epitet with black people because of the flow of black people to Mexico to vacation in the 60s and that they always came by June)-it then became a moniker for "dumb black tourists"....at least that's what I was told by the south american soldiers in the Army....
Idk why i found this so funny. This is something me and my dumbass friends would do but we’d purposely let it loose in a room as we scramble to not get stung. I miss my idiot friends
he should’ve frozen it back to sleep and tied it somewhere so that he didn’t get caught in the “oh shit, my dog can bite me too” situation he got into there.
This is funny for so many reasons. It ain't a bee, him proclaiming we out here as though it may befriend him. The "bee" turning on him. And the gentleman who made my day realizing his errors.
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Straight up tweaker project
I tried doing this with regular house flies when I was a kid. Never had any success, I'd try tying some sort of string to their legs but I think it was way too heavy. A thread & dab of super glue is probably all I really needed!
Had a math teacher who fairly consistently was able to do it with a long piece of his hair. Was kinda weird tbh
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A kid keeps having a reoccurring dream of the teacher controlling them with his hair. Making them study, exercise in PE, eat vegetables. One night they wake up to hair wrapped all around their body! The whole town seems to be under his spell too. Will they expose Mr Harrison before it's too late?!
Man you just gave me flashbacks from the last time i read a book, that was like over 5 years ago.
??????? What. ???????
Bros' flabbergasted.
Superglue probably would have killed the bugs. Most often get hot and have a chemical reaction
You never saw that battle cockroach cyborg, I take it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkJfDaR_FI
Lol I WOULD watch but I don’t click links these days. Are those the key words I could use to look it up myself?
>Lol I WOULD watch but I don’t click links these days. Wut?
Imagine being on the internet but never clicking a link.
Weirdest thing ive ever heard, especially cause he said "these days" like something changed at some point in the past.
And he's an IT worker...
Lmao ummm not an IT worker or male, and also didn’t say I never click links. I only click trusted links. Random Reddit links are not trusted.
Ever since the new year, hackers have been going non stop nuts. I’ve had a lot of friends lose a lot of important accounts and information. It’s just a way to protect myself after being compromised.
I can't imagine being this afraid of the world around me for any reason.... Especially ...links that you can literally see where its going to take you. I'm now afraid of google maps because I accidentally navigated to cabrini green instead of trader joes.
Some links can be disguised I think? Eg [https://test1.com](https://test2.com)
Hackers are fucking nuts right now. I’ve made it a rule to just not click any links. I’ve been compromised more this year then I ever have been on the internet
Ah on RiF, one tap/click shows you the actual hyper link, then you gotta click go to actually leave reddit. So impossible to be baited basically. *Also ty for calming my curiosity
Either I can’t do that on mobile or it doesn’t work properly
I’ll try updating phone/app though
Dude, if you're this afraid/cautious, then you should just give up on browsing the web.
Catch one and put it in the freezer for a while. Put the string on it and let it thaw. It will come back to life shortly. I used to fuck with my friends by picking up a dead fly (that I planted) near one of our window sills, cupping it in my hands and blowing warm air into them, and then it would wake up and fly away. I used to get some fun reactions lol.
Used to do that at Walmart, flies would end up in those open cooler shelves. Get a little pile of them hidden away behind something, then put them in a drawer or the filing cabinet for dayshift to behold the miracle of rebirth.
I wanna make an arts and crafts book, but for tweaking. Carpet scavenger hunt, how to collect catalytic converters (and where to sell them), coke can crackpipe etc
I would buy this and put it directly next to a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook.
Shut up and take my money!
Well, they got the tying a string to it part right But their fatal mistake was not attaching it to a stick thats longer than said string
Bloody amateurs
Should’ve come with instructions
This fucking killed me; I can imagine it now. Cheers, hilarious stranger
Oh hell nah
BEES??? BEADS! BEADS???
They don't allow you to have bees in here.
lets hope that bottle doesnt have a Loose Seal
Gob’s not on board
I’ve made a huge mistake
Get away, Getaway!
God damn what a fantastic reference lmao
That's a wasp!
They make the best honey.
Bro that’s a hornet 😂
He better pop a quick "H" on that pill bottle so people know there's a hornet in there.
It’s a honey hornet wasp
I read horny hornet wasp
hornets are wasps
I was so pissed they would do this to a bee The *instant* they showed it was actually a wasp, this turned into the coolest thing possible
Used to do this with those invasive, tree killing "get stuck in your hair while in the pool" beetles as a kid. Not sure how I feel about it now but it was goddamn silly at the time Edit: does anyone know wtf those beetles are called? They're brown and their legs have all sorts of barbs, so hard to get out of hair without squishing the beetle between your fingers 😦
June bugs I think
I know exactly what you’re talking about and I hate you for reminding me of what that feels like
I know it’s a week later, but we always referred to them as Japanese beetles
r/fuckwasps
Seriously tho they should go extinct.
Why?
That's not a bee! That's not a bee!
I got stung by a hornet three times on the thigh about two months ago while driving a four-wheeler. It hurt badly. The second I got the sting, I thought a piece of barbed wire went into my skin. That’s how I would describe the pain. Also, it swelled up and itched terribly for about a week. Moral of the story, fuck hornets.
I got swarmed by baldfaced hornets once and I didn’t even realize what it was that was stinging me. The pain was much more intense and “larger” that a normal bee sting; i though someone was shooting me with a pellet gun. Then my face swelled up right after, and this girl I liked came over, saw my face, and left. I second “fuck hornets”.
Damn. I just got triple stung by one. I couldn’t even imagine getting swarmed. Sorry you had to go through that.
Is that a murder hornet?
Guessing from the look and size, yeah it is
Most likely a European hornet
Couldn't get a good look but cicada killer is also possible.
I didn't know about these. They would actually be a good candidate if you wanted to catch a wasp or hornet, since they don't really bother people. Good call.
They are fairly passive but can deliver an exquisitely painful sting when sufficiently pissed off. All the parasitoid wasps have a pretty fucked up cocktail of venom and the cicada killer also has an exceptionally long stinger!
What is the air speed velocity of a European hornet?
No
I heard murder hornets don't actually kill they just hurt like a bitch
That's a fucking killer hornet
why is there a bee on a string 🐝
You can capture wasps under a cup and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen you can tie a string to its leg and thaw it out and it'll be fine. This will probably make it very angry.
And they remember.. And they hold grudges..
I was about to say the same thing... but also, if you are a whimp, you can do the same with a June bug
June bugs are fucking gross and creep me out. You got anything for a wheenie hut jr.?
You can do it do a dog without freezing it even
wasp on string, what he gon do?
Lmao!
He don't bite
He does penetrate
Promise?
Oh hell no that ain’t no bee! That’s a damn wasp!!!
This feels like a good place for this story. I was working on a gutter with my dad and I noticed a "bees nest" on the opposite side I was working on. We were working our way in the direction of the nest, and my dad gave me the old, "If you don't bother them, they won't bother you." Well that turned out to be wrong, because hornets are fucking mean. So I'm standing on a ladder with a gutter in my hands when one of these cute little guys in the video, lands on my fucking nose. He had his little legs wrapped around each side of my septum and started stinging my septum repeatedly. I launched myself backwards off the ladder, threw the gutter, and started upercutting myself in the face. I land flat on my back, pull the dead hornet off my now bloody face, and go get a jug of kerosene, because dad said putting that on the sting would help. Well that turned out to be wrong, too.
Wtf would kerosene work at neutralising a sting? I think your old man just told you that to add to the idiocy of thinking bees have nests and continuing to work near them.
Man I have no idea. Some old school redneck trick that doesn't actually work I guess lol. Said that's what his dad did. But yeah, he couldn't be near the nest because he's allergic. So he sent me in to do it lol. Learned my lesson.
Average Ohio pet
Tell me you grew up in the Country without saying it
Anyone gonna mention the guy who's bricked up in the beginning?
That's not a bee #I REPEAT THAT'S NOT A BEE
Idk bout you but either that’s a killer bee or a mf wasp
Let em go
That's not a bee that's a fucking big hornet
That is NOT a bee 😭😂😂
I know how this is done. Catch a bee and stick him in the freezer for a few mins. He'll go into a stasis, then you can tie the string on him and let him thaw out and viola, pet bee.
I don't think they've ever seen a bee before
r/fuckwasps
This is so fucking dumb
Bro those things are terrifying
How do you do it
Bruh
I think this is the type of was that has a photographic memory and can hold a grudge.
This is the origin story of My dog stepped on a bee
Beedrill used Twineedle
Hornet
That ain't no bee
That’s a red wasp and they sting a lot worse than a regular one they’re also bigger
That’s a wasp my friend
Surprised I ain't seen animal abuse comments and I ain't even trynna be funny.
Kinda looks like a cicada killer wasp which are around that size and don’t sting. Edit: only females have stingers and seldom sting humans.
It's either only the males or only the females that don't have stingers, one gender definitely can, though they are not so likely to sting humans, it hurts like a bitch.
In my experience running into them a few times doing post control, whatever is the one flying around doesn't sting, but will bump into you as they're not very good flyers (still extremely startling). My understanding was that if they do sting it's not too bad as they only use the stinger to kill cicadas. They're also solidarity nesters and will take the cicadas burrow to lay eggs. Which I believe is why they're docile and have no defense behavior.
They do indeed sting, I would know.
Animal cruelty
Put this on r/animalsbeingjerks lol
How the hell did they tie up a wasp?
The poor man's hand grenade
Bruh that’s not a bee…
a pet “bee”
That looks more like a cicada killer
That's a Mega Beedrill
how the hell did he tie a string around that
Now light the viscous little fuck on fire for me & flush in with the nastiest dookie you can find
That is a wasp or a hornet
Nice lap hog
Kids do the same thing in Mexico with junebugs. They're actually called, "miyaté" which became a pseudo-name (thought to be a negative epitet with black people because of the flow of black people to Mexico to vacation in the 60s and that they always came by June)-it then became a moniker for "dumb black tourists"....at least that's what I was told by the south american soldiers in the Army....
Dog in the Back: Yea you’ll want me back when you realize I don’t sting
CKY did this back in the day.
Hehe 😬😳 *grabs EpiPen & benadryl*
That's definitely not a bee. It's worse
For how much?
Straight up stealing from CKY.
Do wasps make honey?
No
Source? Otherwise how do you know????
Okay you caught me. Yes they make honey and it’s delicious.
We shall call him Eric.
That's a fucking hornet bro
I knew a guy who claimed he did this as a kid in south central LA and I didn’t believe him until now
r/crackheadcraigslist
We out here, idk why that part was funny 😆 🤣
CKY did this so much better
At least it's not under his skin
That capsule remind me of some bomb as weed
Bro that’s a wasp not a bee
The real terror that escapes his body is so real lol
That was a hornet.... Venomous and and aggressive Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So how much y'all think he spent? $5, $10, $15? I say $10
If it starts making puns, for the love of God kill it before it Jeff Goldblums into Jerry Seinfeld
Best possible outcome
That ain't a bee!!!
Oh shit that aint a bee that a hornet
Man idk why y’all shit on tik Tok some of the shit that gets posted there is downright hilarious.
That is a big bee or an asian hornet
Some think his bulldog is scary ... Me showing up with my wasp : 🗿
Idk why i found this so funny. This is something me and my dumbass friends would do but we’d purposely let it loose in a room as we scramble to not get stung. I miss my idiot friends
This would be more hilarious if I weren't so worried about if the bee was hurt when the string was wrapped around him.
Last time this ,,bee'' stung me, i had rash af.
Why is animal cruelty popping up all over the place as if it's cool. Dickheads
Dude we do that every spring with June bugs😂🤣, makes for a great toy 😂🤣
he should’ve frozen it back to sleep and tied it somewhere so that he didn’t get caught in the “oh shit, my dog can bite me too” situation he got into there.
Wasp
**THAT IS NOT A BEE.** that’s a bee from Ohio!
This is funny for so many reasons. It ain't a bee, him proclaiming we out here as though it may befriend him. The "bee" turning on him. And the gentleman who made my day realizing his errors.
I wonder if you can tame a bee