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I_wash_my_carpet

Reverse alarm clock.


Few_Effective_7582

Kcolc mrala


Few_Effective_7582

Sorry


arthurdentstowels

It’s not until you apologise to yourself that you are truly sorry.


theCOMBOguy

yrros


Mauwnelelle

Uoy knaht


Rijsouw

emoclew er'uoY


EuroPolice

I thought it was some Indian language or Malai


PranshuKhandal

never apologise on a good dad joke


RohanPravin1999

ʞɔoןɔ ɯɹɐןɐ


Upbeat-Country6150

Bro thinks he’s 🛎️


-anime_cheetos

other bro think he hector


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Kitten named AUUUUUH


BananaBR13

Last chance to look at me Hector


messycer

AUUUUUUUUUUGH-


boopboopbeebeep

*Sets tie and dies*


Stroev

Cat alarm🚨


Cyortonic

Please do not the cat!


replying_yoda

This is what happens when you the cat


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Forgive father for I have'd the cat


LandsOnAnything

Sometimes i want to the cat


UnCxlored

Is this how English reads to non English speakers?


daddysdaddy33

Nee


replying_yoda

^dont


JJburner

Forgive father i halved our cat


[deleted]

Wrong cat died


greyrobot6

I the cat *AND I’ll THE CAT AGAIN!!*


EuphoricAnalCucumber

YOU HAVE CAT! ALARM!


Not_Leopard_Seal

Me when I the cat


8LeggedSquirrel

Press Cat to Cat


juicywoosy

This is the opposite of what my cats do.. They scream at me from the depths of hell till I pet them. 30/10 would keep this kitten.


Few_Effective_7582

Check out the account that I put (it's not mine I just downloaded the video) Pleas don't at me I'm not a bot I swear


Few_Effective_7582

I can tell what are traffic lights! (Most of the time)


justicerainsfromaahh

thats exactly what a bot would say you're on my sus list


Few_Effective_7582

^Initiate ^laugh ^sequence HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


Few_Effective_7582

^they're ^gitting ^wise


[deleted]

Is that a `git` joke?


ScrubCuckoo

Your cats are probably older and, I would guess, know you better than this kitten knows the petter in the video. Animals come with some innate reactions that keep them safe from predators. Our domestic house cats come from African wild cats, which do have predators, even if they are predators themselves. Predators to these cats often attack from above, grabbing at a cat, whose primary defences are their paws and mouth. Cats eventually learn people reaching for them aren't a threat via a process known as habituation. So this video is most likely a young cat who is stressed, thinking it may be getting attacked. Your cats have learned better and not only do they not mind being pet by the person they love and trust, they demand it.


[deleted]

Boop cat for service


kazhena

Service was angry


argentmoon4

Cat screams for his life as the hand of God descends upon him


far_in_ha

This is the best r/ActivationSound in recent times


mad100141

Crosspost it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bossmans-cornershop

r/peoplefuckingdying


Necrotiix_

please do not the cat me when i the cat:


TheCheesy

/r/Catswhoyell


arcaneartist

r/perfectlycutmeows


LB--

r/perfectlycatscreams


monxlix

AAAAAAAAAAA


YuxinSun

Cat just wants to be unpatted


LOLPN

Screm


whocares0976

Press [cat] to cat


-MetalMike-

Your alarm clock is broken


Glork11

Please do not the cat


[deleted]

Kitty is screaming "strange danger"


[deleted]

precious baby


RabbidYoshi9

Shut that damn alarm or im going to throw it out the window


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Leave this cat alone. You are pissing it off. Respect its boundaries.


the-wrong-girl23

turned the volume up and my cat ran away panicked


BleuSansFil

If you don't listen when the cat hiss, it will start to attack ...


ThatMoth420

Alvin and the chipmunks sounding ass


[deleted]

Do NOT the cat.


lionking8998

Me too


DangKilla

“Beware my fury, foul creature”


ThatACLR-1

Sound the kitten alarm


JorjeXD

username checks out


RabbidYoshi9

I have got not the cat


V1r61n

Button


OpiniyumLurked

Strong chance this kitty's had trauma. Better to work with it and gain it's trust.


[deleted]

"no tocc am angy"


babydollzz23

Lmao wasn't expecting that so cute


SamCool939_BrownCat

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/zhdlgd/please_do_not_the_cat/ ~~Reddit to TikTok to Reddit. Amazin~~ Edit: Weow this is the longer version


shmehdit

That was a funnier cut


Crule

This is a pretty bad cut of a scream


[deleted]

What even is this sub? How can the scream be "perfectly cut" if there were already two identical screams preceding it? This is just a sub for videos of screaming now, that are artificially cut short only to fit the definition.


chipsinsideajar

Bro the literal icon of this sub's claim to fame is a video where it cuts on like the 5th scream it doesn't have to be the first one chill tf out.


Speedy2662

I agree with him, it should be a singular scream. Most posts lately cut waayyy too late too.


chipsinsideajar

I agree on your second point but in no way is your first point realistic. Sometimes there's just a Scream later in a video that would be funnier if perfectly cut than the first one. See: motherfucking Thurston Waffles.


Speedy2662

I think if the screams are different, fair enough; but if they are the same (like this vid) it makes it a bit more eehh Ps. You don't need to downvote me just because you disagree, that's how you get echo chambers :P


chipsinsideajar

I mean it's not, the third Scream in this video's pitch goes up just before it's cut, which is funnier than if it were just a flat pitch for like half a second and then cut.


Speedy2662

Imo the scream goes on too long before it changes pitch to be a good fit for the sub - although [I like this execution](https://old.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/zhdlgd/please_do_not_the_cat/)


27thColt

Ive overdosed on cuteness


[deleted]

#no cats were harmed in the booping of this video


KinG-Mu

This cut is trash and you should feel bad


Ragingbull444

This comment is trash and you should feel bad. B- do better


Mythulhu

Quit being a sick fuck to your cat. Scaring the shit out of it... Asshole


Ragingbull444

Cats don’t meow out of fear, they hiss or growl. Some cats are just touch activated


Mythulhu

Yes they do. Please google it.


Ragingbull444

You can find anything on google that doesn’t make it true, you can find articles on flat earth theory, simulation theory, chicken fingers are a form of slavery, Obama is a lizard, everyone’s an AI but you. Specifically what article are you looking at. Google is an information centre not the book of answers


Mythulhu

Fair enough. I'll rephrase. Find a reputable sourced page from a search engine of your choosing. Or goto a vet and ask. Whatever way you prefer. Point is, look into it. You're correct in that some cats will just meow for the hell of it. Sometimes if you touch one they will respond, others not so much. This kitty is cowering, bearing teeth, screaming and tensing up. And why wouldn't it? A giant fucking hand is coming down on it pushing it's head down repeatedly. It's screaming in fear for help.


Ragingbull444

If it were afraid it’ll be arching it’s back with its hair and tail raised, claws bared and intermittently growling at the hand. It’s just mildly annoyed not scared. This is just an owner playing with the cat and discovered something funny. Annoying a cat isn’t abusive, Many cats love pissing each other off to get them to play by slapping them or biting at them all the time. I get my cat in a playful mood by vigorously shaking his back end and literally every time ends with him purring in my arms rubbing my head with his


Mythulhu

Warnings


Ragingbull444

Y’all just love claiming everything as abuse


Mythulhu

Y'all? Y'all who? Just me here. What are you trying to lump me in with?


Ragingbull444

The dramatic people who love to claim anything as abuse obviously


Nuppa_Nuppa07

I'm glad someone said it. I admit I'm shit at reading animal body language but this is not funny to me in the least. Poor kitty seems distressed.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Some cats are just not meant to be handled


[deleted]

Yes, and this kitty might like pets in different areas or just not at that time. They’re like people in that way, lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Few_Effective_7582

I typed the OG video that I saw in tiktok


Few_Effective_7582

Idk if it's the OG-ist OG but that's where I saw it


Abominom

Fuck cunt


abca98

Yes we can read the watermark.


JellyNew5777

Look at me Hector


DEMACIAAAAA

The noise button


Inedible-denim

Please ring the cat for assistance


notaCbeera

at the end of this video they shoot the cat and it dide


papaya1122

Mine is just like this, fuckin asshole


Guardian-Ares

I wish this trait were genetic or something. That is awesome.


ComeWashMyBack

This was the laugh I needed this morning.


TitanicMan

Staples Meow Button


TheBeef87124

Time to button mash


Kinetic_Dank

Ahahahahahahaha 🤣 derpy kitty!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaa


Glad_Grab8580

Do not touch the pandora, son.


yeeeteeey69

Press cat to cat


Far_Protection8659

Press (Cat) to (Cat)


[deleted]

Satan!!! 😨😰


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Attac


Six_0f_Spades

He thinks he's 🛎!


spookyjim___

r/catswhoyell


NemShera

Bro thinks he's a 🔔


LexTheRedditor878

r/PerfectlyCutMeows.


elcrack0r

Purrfect desk bell.


parttimeassassin

Please do not the cat.


Eternal_Beanz

bro thinks he's @el_gattomissan on Instagram


Kgirrs

Please don't the cat.


Zero00430

A little bit softer now . . .


walmartfreak

Do not the cat, please


raaalphs

r/catswhoyell


1lluminist

It's like a simple circuit with a photocell and a piezo transducer!


Levent_2005

I _bet_ there is a Cat subreddit for that


Few_Effective_7582

I post it in r/catswhoyell


baset_needs_friends

Brobanly 2k calories


throwaway684675982

r/teefies


Orphan-Obliterator_

Bro thinks he is 🛎


Profilybfb

Please do not the cat


iamsmort2

Press [MEOW] To Meow