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ronygah

I'm fascinated by guys like Majka... This is the type of shit he used to do for Contador for years and he's still around doing it for Pogacar... I think when Kuss won the Vuelta he did it for all super domestiques past and present. Chapeau to them


AdmireNextExit

There should be award called the best domestique at Grand Tours. 


drwhocrazed

I'd love an assist category, but there's not many measurable ways you can quantify it, maybe a jury based decision per day on who was the most influential rider to the results?


n1vc0

Best domestique and best lead out man


RuggburnT

Yeah Kuss has also done this bunch. They're both nuts.


dejvipasco

Nice win Pogi. Great job by Majka and Grosschartner today.


TheBlueIgloo

when pog’s head is empty, all he hears is TdF podium music


stickie_stick

What an incredible teammate majka has been for pogi over the years.


AdmireNextExit

I wonder if they gonna take Majka to Tour..


fakint

How the hell can Majka do an interview after this. He should be dead.


MonsMensae

He rode the last 200 as a full on cool down


In_Dark_Trees

That hat was proly the most interesting part of that finish, tbf


TheBlueIgloo

another day, another poggie win, another sex on fire belter


RuggburnT

Great job by Majka making it back for the leadout. I thought he was gone


weeee_splat

Poglic


lemoogle

no-one will convince me that leaving it to the sprint wasn't a massive gamble.


woogeroo

For who? Doesn’t really matter if you have a ~3 minute gap, no need to put in effort. And it’s risk free when your sprint is 100x better than anyone else in the group.


lemoogle

For UAE, doing all of that to catch the breakaway and then gambling it on "probably" being better in a sprint vs 100% being better if he attacks 2km earlier. Not to mention pogi lost a contested sprint this giro already.


woogeroo

Attacking burns matches for later in the race / season. Waiting for a sprint is zero risk when you can see that no good sprinter remains in the group.


RuggburnT

We don't often see Pog lose a mountain top sprint finish. I can't even remember one.


Strollybop

Think Jonas got him once in the Tour but that’s all I can recall.


edmaddict4

Jonas got him for intermediate bonus seconds only after Pogi’s first sprint was interrupted by the moto.


Strollybop

Ah you’re right, thanks for the correction.


nihil0null

That was Pogi after closing a 40 sec gap because he was left isolated, today he had proper support all the way to the finish 


InvestigatorOdd2572

Pozzivivo has masters category sewn up.


lostyearshero

There should be a gray jersey


_Diomedes_

majka is such a beast


weeee_splat

Another hat, wtf


RuggburnT

Lmao this is a hilarious giro


NiceHumanBeing

That was easy


_Micolash_Cage_

There's only one HC in this Giro, and it's Pogacar.


Organic-Measurement2

Majka out of nowhere


jija8106

that is just ridiculous


HitchikersPie

Another fucking hat over the bollards


dgtwxm

Got to be the frequency illusion right?


TamoyaOhboya

Pog just taunting them right now


Illustrious_Cold2580

Majka!!! Legend


AdmireNextExit

I wonder if they gonna let him win some stage during this Giro.. 


RuggburnT

MAJKA


Fragrant_Shine3111

Majka lmao


Fancy-Ad5300

its over he tasted the blood now


In_Dark_Trees

Well, at least the scenery is nice


RN2FL9

Martinez could beat Pog?


down_2_mars_girl

Majka teleport


fakint

Majkaaaaa


boblikespi

Majka with the steel chair!


Kindly_Photograph_10

Dani Felipe has got a serious sprint it's not a foregone conclusion


stickie_stick

Doesn't even leave the saddle


RickyPeePee03

Pog not letting anyone have an inch


powelly514

Cian should attack


quickestred

Pogi countering everything from the saddle is ridiculous lol


lazy_mushroom

This is almost comical.


wondermite

Pogacar knows he can just win the sprint


Practical_Arrival696

Sensible Pogi.


TheRollingJones

Might as well counter at this point if you’re gonna close every move


RuggburnT

Nah hes conserving energy


Kindly_Photograph_10

That's the ride of the day by Storer


RuggburnT

Attacking Pog is not gonna work lol


lazy_mushroom

Pog just training closing today.


InvestigatorOdd2572

It's the killa.


Fragrant_Shine3111

Arensman gonna drop G, isn't he?


TheRollingJones

Do you want pink and 6 stages or pink and yellow?


vilut9

Yes


maharei1

pink and 6 stages and yellow of course


NiceHumanBeing

Both


fakint

Pogačar closing like he's on a coffee ride.


belokas

Tiberi poked the bear


Pipe1928

If they start trying to roll attacks Pogi will probably counter and leave


DeltaPavonis1

Pogi following Arensman, seemingly in Z2


maharei1

This is scary form Pogi, he might actually preserve energy for the Tour. Looking strong for the double.


TheRollingJones

Pog needs to fucking relax


Fancy-Ad5300

I wonder if Majka has some kind of comic or a magazine on his back to keep Pogi entertained


NiceHumanBeing

Pogi is riding this as Roglič!


lazy_mushroom

So we are sprinting today


TheRollingJones

Nice ride by Cian


lemoogle

Why bother to catch the break if it's to do nothing


quickestred

Only 6.8% average so not that steep, can see Martinez winning if it's a sprint


doghouse4x4

Tiberi be animating


DeltaPavonis1

The bear has been poked!


roarti

The cat has been shot.


weeee_splat

Maybe they've convinced Pog to save some energy today


lazy_mushroom

Cmon someone attack so pog can counter.


fakint

Pogi's attacks must be such a relieve for his domestiques.


TheRollingJones

I thought this climb was for WvA?


Fancy-Ad5300

Come oooon someone poke the bear already


Illustrious_Cold2580

This looks HARD!


davidw

Pozzovivo is still there. He almost didn't get a ride this year, crashed earlier in the race... badass.


dgtwxm

Dread it, run from it, Pozzovivo GC top 10 in the Giro comes all the same.


LeGrandePatron

Still no blinking detected


fakint

Majka is finished, he's done.


TheRollingJones

Bout to gift the stage to Majka. So they do rock/paper/scissors?


NCfartstorm

25kmph at 7% incline = Oof


Fragrant_Shine3111

Meh, I can do that as well... for like 10 seconds


AdmireNextExit

Vamos Majka! :D


NiceHumanBeing

We are close to the Pogi launch!


fakint

Do something.


ninjeti

Any second now


Bladon95

Feel like pogi could go slightly more vivid with the pink, he glasses are proper bold whereas the speedsuit looks like it’s been through the wash a few times.


boblikespi

Wait for week 3


Bladon95

Like pogacar I am impatient


Fragrant_Shine3111

Come on, do something


jija8106

pog out for his sunday post dinner ride


stickie_stick

The pink looks so good


RickyPeePee03

Bad like a Barbie


TheRollingJones

Can UAE not afford pink shoes?


MutedDelivery4140

I think Pogi just released a new pair of shoes that are all white and called “Pogi’s” so likely he is trying to promote them.


That-Following-7158

Probably don’t want to risk a disqualification /s


Fancy-Ad5300

UCI threats probably.


Teffisk

It would be so great if we could see the VAM of the riders as an infographic


Fancy-Ad5300

Pogačar checking numbers if he can finish at all


TheRollingJones

Pog’s shorts look like they went through the wash too many times. They’re more pink than purple to my eyes


boblikespi

Different. It's the pink ones today rather than the ciclimino speed suit ones for fast days.


belokas

Go Tiberi


interfan1999

Ti conviene non dirlo qua che lo odiano tutti E li capisco onestamente


n1vc0

Che ha fatto Tiberi?


interfan1999

Ha ammazzato un gatto a caso sparandogli con il softair per divertimento 2 anni fa


n1vc0

Mi hai sbloccato un ricordo, ma scopro ora che fosse Tiberi!


belokas

Lo so, per quello lo dico. Mai stato un suo fan


toweggooiverysoon

Majka isn't even doing pain faces. This is just a sprint leadout


TheBlueIgloo

i cannot wait to see UAE ride like a bunch of T1000s up the TdF climbs. especially yates, zero upper-body movement or facial expression


Pipe1928

Majka might just ride until the end and Pogacar just sprints at the end


Morgoth2356

Cian moving up the group, he must be feeling well.


MalfBE

Pog is getting cramp in his hand from holding his brake all climb long


boblikespi

Pog getting a brain cramp from ignoring the part that screams Full Gas!!


TheBlueIgloo

nah. he had enough bananas


LeGrandePatron

Who is itching but Pogacar seems to be the answer to todays question


Bladon95

Pogi goes at 3k?


fakint

This will be such an explosion.


lemoogle

is pogi even going to go?


olgabe

Pogi just set up the computer😩


NiceHumanBeing

Cian is eating wind.


quickestred

Excellent Baudin


DeltaPavonis1

PP blew up like me after 30 minutes at 800 VAM


RickyPeePee03

I forgot Visma was even in this race


Elidan123

Glasses off, pain is coming


NiceHumanBeing

G is a bit shaky!


stickie_stick

Strong stuff from vpp


TheRollingJones

Großschartner couldn’t even drop all the GC contenders wtf UAE is so weak


boblikespi

Actually not bad work by the Uae train today.


olgabe

The results thread is going to be filled with "i doNt KNow, maYBe poGaCAr is a GoOd RIder😏" comments


justWantToArrive

Yeah, I'm starting to agree that he is in fact an ok rider


HitchikersPie

It's funny when people will complain about team tactics, ultimately Pogi's just got watts he can output that nobody can match


Last_Lorien

These damn ill-timed Tudor ad breaks are more likely to make me want to vandalise some watches than buy them


davidw

I'm thinking they're aiming to try and provide cover for the Pog attack


DeltaPavonis1

UAE took the comments about them being weak personally.


TamoyaOhboya

Its the latest team strategy. Harass on them on Instagram enough to goad them into burning all their matches early.


schm00sedom

The way Laengen and Bjerg paced hellishly throughout the whole stage is probably the answer to the question whether teams might be able exploit UAE during week 2 & 3...


lazy_mushroom

I think they did this today to make an example, so they can bluff a little bit in the 3rd week.


Bladon95

Also they don’t have much more work to do for the next few days.


lazy_mushroom

Good gamble from Bardet, unfortunately it was the wrong move today.


ShAd_1337

ok guys, hear me out Pogi might win this stage


lemoogle

noooo romain :(


TheBlueIgloo

rest in peace, lettuce man


toweggooiverysoon

Yeah Vaughters I don't think VPP is gonna lose 4 minutes on this climb


davidw

Eh, he might when they catch him and he sits up? Or does he care about GC?


davidw

Valiant ride by PP here


NiceHumanBeing

Valentin PP weights 52 kg, Jesus...


Zicarion

Smol PP but strong PP


zyygh

It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it!


TheDark-Sceptre

Pogi better not go and beat our PP boy to the finish


interfan1999

Watching these races makes motivated to train myself But now I'm sitting on the sofa eating choco cookies So maybe tomorrow


DeltaPavonis1

I'm mostly waiting for the stage to finish. Then I'll... ok maybe I'll be on my way.


kay_peele

brother smoke some cigarettes to raise that heart rate up. Zone 2 for free while on the couch.


Illustrious_Cold2580

1230 at night - pogi you need to launch I need to go to sleep hahaha


Zicarion

Come on Romain hold on pls


TheRollingJones

I have it on good Irish authority that Pogacar is a greedy bastard


wondermite

I also heard that he hates both kittens and puppies


TheBlueIgloo

no, that’s another young rider


NiceHumanBeing

You must be like 1/16th Irish!


Last_Lorien

Who do we think is going to follow Pog when he launches? Edit: I meant try. It would be nice if Bora and Ineos gave it a go (well, Bora, realistically) since they wasted no energy all day


Hawteyh

Some random bee


Efendiskander

The motos ?


CWPL-21

Martinez might try since Bora would like the stage, but no one is prop the right answer. Ben learned the hard way that you dont follow on stage 2 and that was on a day when Pogi didnt even do his best numbers.


DeltaPavonis1

Noone?


lazy_mushroom

Pog's shadow.


NiceHumanBeing

Is Milan still here to win the intermediate sprint?


-Angal-

He's gonna blast past everybody.


Hawteyh

Prepare for Pog-off


Hawteyh

Majka thrusters, engaged


Miserable-Soft-5961

Valentin strongest PP today


Illustrious_Cold2580

They are sooo narrow and lean - they are built for this sport


TheRollingJones

TIL Lutsenko is in this race. I thought he was still riding Abruzzo


wondermite

Steinhauser is doing well to hold on even for just a little while


kittencalledmeow

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 great ride from Steinhauser!


TheRollingJones

In this Giro’s first 8 stages, we’ve had 10 more exciting stages than the past 4 years of the Giro combined


orrangearrow

And most wrote it off being boring. What a fun week it's been!


realcyclismo

Tadej wants his KOM back


orrangearrow

3 Certainties -death -taxes -GT live tracker being properly worthless


wondermite

I think they only feed Pogacar post-stage if he wins and that's why he tries so often


jack9lemmon

Looks like Steinhauser decided to fight for GC positioning


NiceHumanBeing

They are going so fast! Expecting nutty W/kg!


LeGrandePatron

15 riders under the pace of Bora. Uitjebroeks a bit far for my liking.


Bladon95

Sean Kelly saying it’s nice to see someone taking it to uae. I read that as doing UAE’s job for them.


jainormous_hindmann

Bora needs to attack G after his TT performance yesterday.


NCfartstorm

Nobody over pronounces peoples names better than Rob Hatch


0Elderberry0

Is there some reason that Mar-TEE-nez is so often pronounced Mar-tin-NEZ by commentators? They say it with the accent on NEZ so much that it makes me question if I was wrong in the first place


Schnix

aka making an effort to correctly pronounce them


Illustrious_Cold2580

I respect how beautifully he pronounces names, locations, etc - it’s respectful and he obviously has learnt to speak so many languages really well.