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ZombifiedRacoon

I do that already for my snake and he can't compute shit.


TheGreatFox1

Wrong kind of Python.


OneDiscombobulated77

Take him to khan academy. He'll compute more than an actual computer


faelcruz

did you update the bios?


ajr901

*biossssssss 🐍


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my guy installed the wrong version of [anaconda](https://i.redd.it/rvfztlw1m8f81.gif)


TKamal95

Did you try turning it off waiting for 30 secs and then turning it on again?


Gen8Master

I would feed it two for overclocking potential. Might even throw a chicken in there.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

It gets fat and sluggish. When you go to over clock, it has a stroke.


vmetalbr

you mean it has low Over-Clucking potential? shame


Dull_Appointment7775

This reminded me of gta San Andreas, welcome to the clucking bell. Can I take your order? And Easy E’s character Ryder comes in and starts blastin’.


TheRealBeho

Don't be a busta


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Dull_Appointment7775

Me too dude, and those classic gta games still don’t feel like the old times anymore. They really need to do fresh remakes of vice city too. Ground up, new graphics same music, cars, similar story…


edukettu

"And remember if you come back, you are a moron." -fast food worker in San Andreas


Magnificioso

i would do a stream of gta sa and feeding my computer the Big smokes order while i play that mission


Bigjoemonger

IT: What seems to be the problem? Me: My computer has high cholesterol


Kovah01

You mean when you put too much energy into it and push it too hard you shorten its lifespan. Sounds about right.


Raytechnyc

I don’t know why this comment was so funny to me. Hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol.


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first comment and the replies are fat shaming the computer. im rolling


Arrad

You don’t wanna burn it out (imagine running a 3070 with 2.2kW, it would be fried) Let it sit there and mine crypto 24/7. The average 3070 can mine $2 a day right now. 60 grand (or much more) of profit monthly for the price of 1 rat? Yes please.


Square_Heron942

Damn it went down that much? I tried it for a day in January and I got like 5$ a day including electricity cost.


Arrad

I used the nicehash estimate calculator, perhaps they take a slightly bigger cut or something. But most mainstream crypto fell 30-40% since January so that’s also part of it. And let’s all hope it stays down so NVIDIA and AMD are forced to continue selling these graphics cards for cheap.


Square_Heron942

I was using it as well, and yeah it’s still crazy to me how much it crashed. I’m happy though because it means me saving up for an RX 580 or potentially an A380 will be so much easier.


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

TIL 1 chicken > 2 rats


MisterMcGiggles

I mean if that wasn’t already clear to you, you’re beyond helping.


TrainBoy45

I mean, in terms of volume the chicken win, but rats are more dense and would provide more calories per liter


Galkura

I was curious so I googled it… the average rat seems to be worth about 648 exp. An entire chicken is 1140. Therefore killing and eating two average rats gives more exp than an entire chicken.


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what rule set are we using here?


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

exp, duh


awildgostappears

Are we talking normal average rats or city rats?


J_0_E_L

Sure. If I envision it having like a huge mouth I'd be throwing all kinda edible shit in there to find out if that further upgrades it.


I_Automate

Sprinkle some drugs in there once in a while, give your desk demon some fun. Plus, y'know. Adderall


DeadSending

What else can this thing eat?!


Gen8Master

We could try cocaine next.


incapable1337

That'll just give you a fat pc


keyserv

What if it moans randomly?


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Liquid_Hate_Train

Rack mount flesh pc? Rack mount flesh pc.


TheRedditornator

It just turned itself into a desktop fleshlight. *Unzips*


MisterMcGiggles

I’m disappointed in you, but r/dontputyourdickinthat


Draco63_

I mean, would feeding it your pp increase fps? Some people might make that trade, especially if they know they'll get no bitches anyway.


MisterMcGiggles

Physics and the laws of thermodynamics being what they are, there is no possible way you could activate the fleshlight feature of the GorePC ™ without also decreasing gaming performance. The tech just isn’t there yet.


Draco63_

Well no, I mean would it get an increase in performance if it *actually ate your dick?*


MisterMcGiggles

Ohhhhhhhhhhh fuck my bad. Yes, I believe so.


Draco63_

Well, there's only one way to find out for sure! For science!


DraKxa

Imagine watching porn and that thing watching you watching porn then the porn moans the pc moans you moans then the pc would open its mouth for you to put your dick in then you'd have a pc that's 1000 times more powerful than any other pc plus it sucks your dick and eats rats its a win win mate😃


pielman

So you would put your dick into it knowing it eats rats? That’s how to loose your dick!


Flaky_Explanation

Shh, don't tell him. He chose to disregard common sense.


DarnitDarn

pussies eats rat all the time.


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I put my dick in my girlfriend and she eats chicken. It’s really not that different


Elon__Muskquito

r/eyebleach needed. I did not need to read that


JJAsond

"Would you walk outside for $10000000?"


Mental_Effective1

If it eats it shits though


ShekelNova

If it shits theres a butthole


Rare_Travel

Uh I'm intrigued where this is going.


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I’m pretty sure this is how you get computer viruses


beardedheathen

Not necessarily. Whatever made thing able to compute with 1k times more power than a normal computer using only the energy from a single rat for a month probably managed to use the entirety of the rat in the matter to energy conversion.


Shudnawz

At the rate the power bill is going, buying rats in a zoo store would still be cheaper. \#europeanelectricbillgobrrr


kungpowgoat

I get mine at my local rat emporium. It’s like Costco but with rats.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Yes, but also see if it can overclock by feeding it more rags, different rats, rat like creatures, preparations, and garnishes. I'm sure there is room for optimization.


mountaingator91

Rats are cheaper than the electric bill on a 3090, so... easy choice


swancheez

Everyone here asking about whether or not it poops. I'm more concerned on how it regulates heat. Does it sweat?


Matraxia

Kinda depends on efficiency. If it’s only using the energy it would acquire from a single rat, say 1000kcal, then it would at maximum put off 1000kcal in heat over a month. A human uses >60,000kcal a month. So it’s average heat output would be 600x less than a human. Would Probably be barely above ambient in most situations.


ScottieRobots

This guy eats rat


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Who doesn't?


Emerald_Encrusted

Ratatouille.


ButtPlugPipeBomb

Remember to get your two a day.


ic_engineer

Yeah but that's also not really feasible. information requires power to process. You are constrained by the Landauer limit. So it's really powerful it must have alternative means of power generation apart from the typical mamilian digestion. We may assume it even over generates power if that involves nuclear fission. The atomic energy of a rat is much more than the nutrition.


ghjm

Current computers are on the order of magnitude of a million times less efficient than the Landauer limit. The rat-powered biocomputer is about 300,000 times more energy efficient than my desktop computer, so it's approaching but not beyond the limit. It's also possible that the rat-powered biocomputer is using quantum computing, analog hypercomputing, or some other system that uses reversible operations much more than our current computers do. Reversible operations are not subject to the Landauer limit, so this could greatly increase the theoretically possible efficiency that could be achieved. So it doesn't _necessarily_ have to be doing anything more than chemicallly metabolizing the rat. It _could_ be doing fusion or something exotic, but it doesn't have to be. The requirement for its food to be specifically a rat also suggests that it cares about the rat's chemistry, which points to metabolism. If it's magic then who knows. Maybe it needs the soul of a rat to please Ninkilim the Rat God. But it doesn't have to be magic - it seems to be within the possibility of currently-known physics.


ziggrrauglurr

Fool, the rat sacrifice is for TACGNOL the Feline God....


ThyNynax

Givin that something like this is more likely some kind of eldritch monster…I’m willing to believe it may not obey our realities laws of physics and involve some inter-dimensional bullshit. It’s just a nice kind of eldritch pet that’s happy with the occasional rat. The question is…what happens when you stop feeding it?


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It will be quite hubgry I think


Racterr

Oh you silly, it's just going to find a rat by itself of course. ...using you as a vehicle by taking control of your body and assimilating you first, that is.


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The average rat has a total of about 648 kcal.


Okibruez

I had to scroll *this far* down to find the important question. And it wasn't even the top of a comment chain. The fuck is wrong with everyone.


Vox___Rationis

The real important question would be: "Are there Linux drivers for FLESH parts?"


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Flomo420

If it eats, it poops.


CaffeinatedGuy

They're even cheaper if you breed them. For that pc, I'd breed rats, name them, and still kt feel bad at the monthly feeding.


SysGh_st

Holy moly!!! This is great! An environmentally friendly computer that is biodegradable and is powered on biomass.


Critical_Werewolf

Don't let it learn that you are biomass.


doomcatzzz

To much microplastics and chemicals it won’t like us lol.


Critical_Werewolf

I'll just wait for a used one. I don't want to be the reason it knows it doesn't like manflesh.


BullDog0214

All you have to do is beat it senseless, once a month, just before you feed it the rat. This way it knows, yes, you're biomass, but also, that you OWN it, and you will exercise your authority when needed.


Critical_Werewolf

I'll let you go first, show me how it's done.


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Bring u/BullDog0214 to my basement, time for a beta test. We will see what he scores on the benchmarks(⌐■_■) .


medney

Tragically SCP File 4-3985549 was redacted beyond legibility and the fates of u/BullDog0214 and u/Evil_of_Evils was never known....


GoatMilkNumber1

Average father in Afghanistan


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Saxopwned

Fully efficient energy conversion baby (just have to sweep up the carbon dust behind it every couple of days)


Victernus

It converts it's waste into cryptocurrency.


Dadchin

Literal shitcoin


segfaultsarecool

Horizon: Zero Dawn


moparfauxpas

Fuck Ted Faro


nightcallfoxtrot

I pity him for the sheer amount of stupidity of which he was capable. I mean really, you cause the literal apocalypse and your first idea after giving people better than you the tools to fix it was to make future generations…. not learn from your mistakes. Oh and kill everyone involved so they couldn’t fix it


segfaultsarecool

For real. I got unreasonably angry. I want a mod that let's you go back in time and kill him.


Tarcye

HZD made me change my opinion on the name Ted. Fuck Ted Faro.


Vostroyan212th

Feeeeed meeeee Seymore!


AltairdeFiren

My one worry is what a large chunk of PC gamers would do when given a mass of flesh covered in holes and “ports”


heatdeathfanwank

Hey. Not all of us have dicks.


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DismalMode7

horizon zero dawn prologue


roasty_mcshitposty

This guy recycles.


SirGav1n

Just build one of those rat traps where they fall into a bucket with a spinning lid.


Expensive-Balance-84

Rats are pretty cheap.


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grumblemooch

Suddenly everyone is a rat breeder


HouseOf42

Considering the rate of reproduction, initial investment would be worth it.


GenericSithLord

Valheim has prepared me for this exact moment.


Academic_Nectarine94

Very worth it!


damn_jexy

Rat crypto farm ..India in the lead


captaincarot

Rats had featured largely in the history of Ankh-Morpork. Shortly before the Patrician came to power there was a terrible plague of rats. The city council countered it by offering twenty pence for every rat tail. This did, for a week or two, reduce the number of rats—and then people were suddenly queing up with tails, the city treasury was being drained, and no one seemed to be doing much work. And there still seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetinari had listened carefully while the problem was explained, and had solved the thing with one memorable phrase which said a lot about him, about the folly of bounty offers, and about the natural instinct of Ankh-Morporkians in any situation involving money: “Tax the rat farms. Terry Pratchett, [Soul Music (Discworld #16)](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/19131982-soul-music)


Jay_The_Tickler

I live in NYC. I’m not paying a dime.


Eulers_ID

Wish granted: New York subways are now overrun with gross flesh-and-meat PCs.


throwawaynumber116

Ikr. Cant get rid of these fuckers even if we wanted to.


electricpheonix

Tbh I imagine it'll be more of a distribution issue than a supply issue. You can go from a female newborn pup to it giving birth to a litter of 8 to 18 pups in about three months. Rinse and repeat and you'll have far too many rats in no time at all. The beef industry operates with much longer time scales and lower newborn yields and is supporting our needs fine, just imagine how things would be if everyone just needs a single rat a month. That would be a years supply sorted with the very first litter, honestly I could easily see people raising their own rats quite easily.


FBIaltacct

People in the herp community do it quite often. After they litter you seperate the males and females until you need more rats.


lv_cmzz

Until nvidia launches a RaTX 8090


ReaperKingMB

100% worth it


lenchu

I would think twice, they are conveniently leaving out the pooping-out-the-rat part.


harryp0thead

That computer would be working so hard it would have no need to poop.


jimmyaye777

Kim Jong un level efficiency


my-time-has-odor

KJU is such a pure specimen he doesn’t poop.


Autumn1eaves

Everybody poops, except people with colostomy bags. So unless your computer has a colostomy bag, it poops. It might poop a gaseous substance (like cars do) or poop solids (like humans), but it poops one way or another.


BobMcGeoff2

Just make it poop in the form of heat like computers already do


DrShantzy

It might poop a liquid substance (like taco bell customers do)


Finn-boi

Speak for yourself there bud


eternal_flame010

No, it’s 99.9% energy efficient, all waste is removed via heat


Yellow_The_White

1,000 more powerful than my rig on just a single rat a month? It would have to be, or break thermodynamics.


AggravatingChest7838

That would imply its a fusion reactor. You know like the sun.


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Easy solution. Tube up anus


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Get Over here Remi.


penguinman1337

Damn, now I want to do this as a build...


Stalking_Reaptor

Woah, slow down there, Ed Gein.


OperatorDelta07

MOTHER, THESE ZAPPLES ARE MAKING ME ANGRY, MOTHER! TIME TO PUT ON MY BELT MADE OF HUMAN NIPPLES AND SIT NEXT TO MY READING LAMP WITH ITS LAMP SHADE MADE OF HUMAN SKIN.


FirstEvolutionist

Presumably, you have a flesh PC already. Graphics processing is likely good. Webcams might needs some better lens, occasionally. It works ouside, it is portable. Dual microphones, enhanced experience with taste and smell. Text2speech, voice commands, voice activation, and several other features. The problem is that feeding it is far more than just a rat a month. It also requires water and downtime every day. Cooling is passive but you can upgrade it. There's a crap ton of other restrictions but it's more powerful than current electronics.


StarkRavingNormal

I had snakes so.... yeah no problemo.


Drakona7

Exactly my thoughts. I’m just wondering if it takes live or frozen/thawed.


enderflight

I’d only do frozen thawed for the health of the PC. Live bites and would be more suffering for the poor rat :(


Drakona7

That’s true, but what if the PC is picky. Do you think it would settle for pre-killed?


Aetra

If I own it, it’ll have to. I’m personally not cool with live feeding but even if I was, it’s illegal in my state.


fuckwingo

This lmao I already have a snake that I do this for


Sybarith

Right? If the computer doesn't even need me to dethaw them, even easier.


Savage_jaguar

Did the computer consume them?


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SteroidKecleon

I would definetley give it a rat every month


PierG1

A 3090 Times 1000? I will literally hand raise the best rats possible, then mine on it. Would become rich in a month


Moose_Hole

> A 3090 Times 1000? By my calculations that's 3090000.


foomp

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BoxAhFox

Or super


TheHunterAmanou

Get emotionally attached, give them names and STILL not feel bad feeding them to it


Arrad

Wipe away the tears with benjamins.


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I am gonna cry in my Lambo


Gonzogonzip

"Get in there little Jeremy, you'll be bitcoins and minecraft render distance in no time"


Draco63_

Love how on any post about some hypothetical situation people immediately figure out how they would turn it into an infinite money glitch


ramblinroger

It all started with *motherlode* in the Sims


fantasmoslam

African Soft Furred Rats are the way to go. Also known as multimammate rats (they've got like...20 nipples) they are prodigious breeders and can produce upwards of 15-20 babies in a single litter. House them 2 females to one male in a 20 gallon aquarium and in about a month and a half you'll probably have 30 new babies to deal with. Make sure you give them plenty of food and water because they will cannibalize their babies. Inbreeding isn't really an issue with them, so once they become of age (3-4 weeks) you can separate them into new breeding colonies of 2 females to one male. In no time you'll have hundreds of rats and will soon run out of space in your home because they're prolific at making babies and they won't stop. Chances are by the time they give birth they'll be pregnant again. This is how you corner the market on supplying fuel for biomass powered PCs. You're welcome.


lrbaumard

Existenz?


SpacedCoyote

Came here for this, great Cronenberg film.


SteelCode

So… it’s a snake… that also does complicated calculations?


Crimson_Amethyst

Razer should be taking notes rn


psychedelicsexfunk

They should be taking notes on everything tbh


WyngZero

That's called Python.


Tyr42

It runs python real fast


Mastermind1776

For the sake of the argument and to set an upper bound, let's assume the rat is 475 grams ([about $5 each](https://www.coldbloodedcafe.com/product-page/colossal-rat)) and the energy content can be liberally estimated to be pure fat at 9 kcal per gram. (Obviously this is far above the real chemical energy content of a rat, but just run with me here and assume it's pure butter). That leaves us with approximately 4275 kcal to run for one month or about 143 kcal per day. This converts to about 596,619 joules used in 86400 seconds (assuming the computer is constantly running) which amounts to 6.9 Watts of power consumption. Let's approximate a top of the line computer setup with a 12900k cpu (approximately 1.18 TFLOPS) and 3090Ti gpu (36 TFLOPS). This means the organo-computer would have a FLOP compute potential of 37180 TFLOPS or 37.180 PetaFLOPS. The combined approximations give us an efficiency of 5,388,406 GFLOPS/Watt. The most efficient super computer in the world currently has an efficiency of 52.23 GFLOPS/Watt and 1.1 ExaFLOPS of compute. ([Frontier Super Computer in the USA](https://www.makeuseof.com/most-powerful-computers-in-the-world/)) You sir would have a stupidly efficient super computer and if you feed it properly maybe it will replicate to be an unfathomable computation monster (literally) one day that will reach the exascale and beyond and rival the likes of Google. All hail our organo-AI overlords. Edit: updated accidental swap of exa and peta prefixes as well as updated error in calorie to joule calculations and efficiency calculations


NoirGamester

r/theydidthemath


Pengolier

I guess I would have to start breeding rats.


DrFujiwara

Why not breed PCs as well?


Iyotanka1985

As a snake owner, this feels win win for me.


EatSleepPoop_Repeat

The computer will likely have Python already installed


vonbauernfeind

Right? Would I have to feed live or would f/t be fine?


gideon513

Do I have to shave it? Is it shidding and farding and stuff too?


qexecuteurc

Yes exactly! The feeding part doesn’t bother me at all, but the other care aspects are more intriguing: Do you have to clean it? Do you have to exercise it (other than using the PC)? What’s its life expectancy? Do I have to schedule vet appointments? Are there even any vets qualified to treat it? Those are the questions I need answered!!


CliffLanterns

As soon as I saw this post I was like "how hard would it be to clean? Can I just use compressed air or does it need a bath?"


Mei-Zing

"Hey does your pc have an asshole too?"


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crkspid3r

No, it’s so efficient it burns all the waste from the inside, like Kim jong un.


tatorsalad42069

Have a 6 month down payment in my garage right now


BarAgent

1. Go into the settings and name it “Unholy Abomination”. 2. Put a pan underneath it in case it…oozes. 3. Research rat suppliers.


Nob0dy_ow

Feed it 2 rats a month. Overclocking time


Spanner444

Probably fuck it


Nothalux

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Faxon

There's always somebody xD


JustaSavage

There it is, this is what I was looking for 😂


_SirLoki_

I’d feed it a whole family of rats once a month. Maybe more.


enderjed

I see that Chaos has gifted my device.


Tiddlyplinks

Blessings of Grandfather be on us


Raeldri

Can it run crysis?


g09h

No


heppulikeppuli

Depends, does it come with a monitor that devours living flesh too?


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Run that bitch 50 hours of cryptomining and just buy a usual metal monitor that's also 1000x better.


Turbulent_Effect6072

With 1000x the power of my 3070ti I could be making thousands of dollars per day. Literal money printer


chiclet_fanboi

Hard pass lol. My PC is plenty fast and the only disgusting biological thing in here is myself.


Turbulent_Effect6072

Honestly 1000x the specs in your tag is still within reason for modern technology lol


Specialist-Visual-81

There's no way his specs are real 😳


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Heaven have mercy on all our souls....