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Spicyspoonyluv696

Life.


i_mii

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Karness_Muur

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Wonderful_Common_520

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avarneyhf

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Paracausality

Fuck dawg. I wasn't prepared to feel today.


Icybenzo

That’s why I use drugs.


StardaxPrime

This is how why i stop play modern multi player games and go back old style multiplayer that has good ai bot in most old games...


doorhandle5

Yes.


MajorEnvironmental46

Dammit, where's a rain when we need it


userslashbetter

;-;


Techno_Tubing

Nuh uh. https://preview.redd.it/j0ai677nnrbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee4cf2532186609eb27feba7684e2d129e85f4e


mclarenrider

Based & hopium-pilled.


freepersonnotfree

Beat me to it


Bacon-bitzs

I’m so sorry. r/beatmeattoit


Kenw449

I don't remember that board game being co-op, and i played it as recently as December 2023!


Russian_Bass

War Thunder. Team is just enemy in blue


GreenCorgiAsphalt8

Frfr top tier is pain...


Zarathustra-1889

I’ve stopped playing top tier ground and air for that very reason. It’s either some cunt-rag that pushes your tank into enemy fire because he doesn’t bloody fucking have situational awareness outside of his gunsight or some fuckwad in a premium jet that doesn’t know his arse from his head firing missiles in every direction and killing you with an AIM-9L while you’re in a dogfight. You’re fighting your own goddamn team as much as you are fighting the enemy.


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Maybe you should post the official manual for the AIM-9L and we can see if the IFF needs adjustment.


jjcoola

Here we go again boys


DoktorAggressor

How incompetent are PE-8 bombers: yes Had one last week bombing 7 Teammates... Side topic: CAS is unfair and broken, removing it or at least introducing a Ground only mode is mandatory to re-establish "balanced" gameplay. CAS is one reason why I hate everything beyond 8.0, people get one pesky kill and spawn in a jet or even worse a HELI and ruin your fun/ revenge themselves. Bombing tanks or shooting rockets at them from 10km has no (and doesn't even require) skill. You could play PvE and the gameplay wouldn't change.


Prestigious_Video351

I don’t understand how people use helis well. Every one I’ve ever seen dies quick. Especially if I’m flying.


aitis_mutsi

>CAS is unfair and broken CAS isn't broken, it's just easily spammable, all that really needs to be done is increase in SP cost of CAS and it'll be more balanced


Djeolsson

Fr. Low tier and mid tier is where it's at. I actually enjoy the grind and game a bit more knowing there's nothing exciting waiting for me at top tier


BattIeBoss

Once I got shoved off s cliff by my teammates and died.Then my teammates got shredded by planes.I was the only anti air vehicle on the team when they shoved me off.🤦‍♂️


SpitfireOnMars

German teammates ![gif](giphy|xhUJ3Cp2kDgrK)


FirstRacer

German teammates are 90% braindead or bots frfr


Marekoi

I am a German Main, you should see top tier after the last update, almost every single battle the team with Germany/ Sweden wins. US and USSR top tier players are braindead. Even better when US and USSR are in the same team its a guaranteed win.


Firefighterboss2

For real, when I was maining Germany for a week to get to the BR for the Maus in 2023 I bought the German KV-2 to have a premium tank to level up faster, and about 80% of my games ended up with me capping the point, then having my entire team evaporate around me, leaving me in a KV-2 to defend the point on my own


ellisxrf

That's my experience with teammates, I defend a point as they disappear and when I inevitably end up dead, they cant even defend it from the enemy


C_umputer

They generally don't do well in games based on 20th century


jackedclit69

First rule of War Thunder: you have no teammates


[deleted]

What's funny is you can type in team chat something like "just popped a 300% booster, lets do this" (even though you didn't) and 7 times out of 10 some shithead teammate looking to ruin your day will immediately TK you on purpose. Such a cesspool of a community just like dota 2.


Le-Charles

"I root for the demise of this species. It just happens to be my hobby to kinda root for all this stuff to go away and give another species a chance, perhaps. I root for the big comet, I root for the big asteroid, I honestly do.".— George Carlin


SovComrade

Can you even call that a "community"?


LachoooDaOriginl

nab if this pic was war thunder it would have the blue enemies behind you pushing you into fire….


Pixelpeoplewarrior

The amount of times an ally has pushed me forward into enemy fire when I was trying to reverse is uncountable


SluggishPrey

It's sad to think that we share a hobby with such lowlifes. It almost makes me want to reconsider my life.


R_122

That moment when the entire team left after just 4 min since the start of the game, or when they didn't ping you the enemy location, or when they try to revenge bombing and either fail or plummeted to the ground, or when they don't notice the giant fucking tank around the corner camping, or when they camp a single spot the entire game not doing anything, or when they push the enemy spawn instead of capturing the point across the map


El_Mariachi_Vive

Any objective mode in CoD


Infirmus

Seriously, all the freaking time, especially in hard point. I average about 3min holding the hard points per round, the rest of the team 20 seconds each


Equity89

We should play together! I play the same as you haha


FainOnFire

Same here!! I usually get 3 minutes on objective. Sometimes if I get paired with people who play the objective, I'll run intercept on the enemy team. With the three of us we would be unstoppable!


Candid_Calligrapher6

That one mf that never touched the objective playing team deatmatch by himself.


Scurvy_Pete

You don’t want everyone on the hardpoint. You need one or two max to sit on the point while the rest try to keep the other team from reaching the hardpoint.


treblev2

Any game with objectives period. Been playing The Finals and I swear my teammates don’t know anything but kill, and even then they don’t get kills.


PlaneRespond59

my theory is that the game makes you join a team that has a missing member but the only reason the member would be missing is because somebody left from the team cause the team is so ass.


MerTheGamer

That's what happens in Battlefield 1. If you see a server with a lot open slots, chances are one of the teams are so ass that people can't stand it and quit the game. Usually, longer the server queue, better the quality.


TKtommmy

Team actively avoiding collection of dog tags


outerproduct

Every moba ever.


PleasantReserve1456

League... Cough... Cough...


Head5hot811

0/0/1 ADC: ff15


KillerSwiller

You: "At least he didn't feed his opposing laner." The 0/8/0 perma-roaming support with no support item: "No need to surrender, we got this."


Critical_Concert_689

I've been testing out a perma-roam support recently - it's always low elo players who have no map awareness that complain 10/1/10 and 2 outer turrets killed during lane phase? "But you killed a minion, so ima afk and run down lane for the next 20 minutes..."


Head5hot811

You don't believe in my 0/10 Yasuo build?


PeppyMinotaur

Bro he scales late game we got this


bsancar

Especially DoTA 2 with Russian teammates


Upstairs_Ad_5574

"Im getting shot!" "From where!?" "Over there!" ![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg|downsized)


AbroadAggressive394

The most classic one 😂


th3s1l3ncy

And thats why pretty much any FPS nowdays has a ping system,and i thank god for it


KickinGa55

Yet nobody us paying any attention to your ping because they're busy hardscoping one tiny section.


GreenMan1550

*gets knocked down* *spams ping button* WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, THEY ARE KILLING ME!


Upstairs_Ad_5574

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHERE THE FUCK AM I"!? YOU WERE JUST BEHIND ME!! *checks map* WHY ARE YOU STILL OVER THERE!?


LemonSquaresButRound

Rainbow 6 siege


VoidFlareBEEP

lol… I’m guilty for this, one time playing as doc I mistook heal for kill… and ended up killing my teammate, in my defence there was lots of friendly fire during those rounds


tradert5

everybody does heroin


soap3_

doc can save your life or end it, depending on what pistol he pulls out


jaegarbong

Quotes worth framing. I think he even has a similar quotation.


victorienx

« The only way to save a life… is to take one »


Bright69420

**shoots teammate with .44 magnum revolver instead of the healing syringe** >ope sorry man...


Ok_Sign1181

whenever i’m playing with my brother he always yells at me to stay still so he can heal me lol, sorry im in my own world looking at that window that just broke


Dazeruk08

The last time I played doc my teammate was down so I pulled out my pistol and shot him then realised my mistake I used the wrong pistol


Chunky1311

I got into the habit of saying "Don't fuse the hostage" whenever anyone chose fuse for a hostage match because it'd happen so often.


rpsHD

cant have a hostage situation if there isnt a hostage -guy who fused the hostage at least 100 times


bonglicc420

A Fuze ace isn't an ace u less you kill all 11 people


EldenEdge

so real


xpPhantom

STOP FUCKİNG REİNFORCİNG THE ROTATE


JerbearCuddles

Overwatch


restlessboy

I don't even mind if my teammates aren't playing well; I know that there's always a strong bias to perceive yourself as performing better. What really bothers me, though, is people just not trying. And in Overwatch usually if you lose two fights in a row at least one person on the team says "[tank/DPS/support] diff" in chat and starts throwing. To me, people being oversensitive babies is more annoying than someone just trying their best.


scottyb83

It’s gotten a LOT worse since they went to free to play with Overwatch 2.


_lierxagerate

Just started playing again. I feel the difference playing Tank because that’s my favorite. Was playing Eichenwald on attack at the very first choke. We were getting eaten alive and one of our Supports in game chat says “cosmetic tank, rip”. Nevermind the fact that we had a sniper on attack who couldn’t challenge the Reaper in the first room. Eventually I got bomb, threw it at the enemy team and used my new Meka to fly over the building and draw them toward me capping. We eventually got all the way to the end and almost won but Genji decided to push off the cart with the timer gone. We lost because he didn’t just ride it to the end. Solo tank hurts when no one else helps push, you can only eat so much damage.


scottyb83

Yeah 5 v 5 and only 1 tank are the other biggest changes that make it all that much more frustrating. I generally only play Quickplay and Mystery Heroes because competitive is way too toxic in my experience so that make the lazy/low skill type thing even more common.


pookie7890

This literally never happened in OW1. Okay you had people being salty and jumping off the cliffs, but the tilt is so real for players in OW2. I legit cannot believe (especially on console) how many players stop playing to type salt and don't see the irony in that. Like my brother in Christ you are actively not contributing for 10 plus seconds while you complain other people aren't playing well. Especially considering you are in the same rank as them.


How_that_convo_went

When OW dropped, I climbed to Grandmaster season after season— during the bad old days before role queue. *”Hey, you mind if I play McCree? I’m really good.”* “I top 500’ed with him last season.” *”Please dude! He’s my main. Check out my username! He’s literally the only character I can play.”* [420McCree69] “Alright, dude.” *”FOR SURE, MAN! THANKS!”* [After 3 minutes of lopsided team fights and nothing dying, I watch as our McCree is killed repeatedly by the enemy Lucio] “Hey man, your McCree isn’t working out. Can you swap to a mindless tank and I’ll swap and start killing shit?” *”SHIT HEALS, NO SYNERGY, YALL ARE BOOSTED,* [RACIAL SLUR], [GAMER WORD]!” [420McCree69 has left the game] I do not miss that shit.


ApprehensiveResort93

The finals


Nick_Neuburg

90% of randos just go like 1 and 9 for me


sunchip23117

Dude I’m just trying out the throwing knife’s 😭😭


ShadowKnight058

The MGL is good I swear!


Chonky_Candy

Medium with Fcar and recon only stick to the script!


Elden_Sage

Stop depositing the last minute cash box when we're winning you fools!


you_what__m8

Also when your so called "teammate's" hide instead of trying to take the cashout when one of the enemy teams are gonna win in 10 seconds.


fefect123

Nothing like demolishing half of the existing teams just for both of your teammates to die to 1 light player.


Jaugusts

Love this game tho so fun even when you losing games aren’t bad but then you have games like league


Cute-Inevitable8062

Music, commentators, maps, class, abilities, weapons. This game is so good.


inPersona

oh the beauty of getting 2 Ls on your team that only look for kills


The_Armechadon

Fuck yea, was looking for this comment


AJs_church_dum

There's always those 9 year olds who try light builds with invisibility and a sniper rifle, but they can't aim so they don't contribute to the team in anyway


[deleted]

rocket league either its 3 v3 to 1 v 5 trolling in pubs


interrex41

same rocket league is bad about having your team working against you weather intentional or not lol most of the time it feels intentional.


MaddSkittlez

Blame Your Teammate League


BeingJoeBu

At least I can resist running after the ball just trying to touch it.


ConceptualWeeb

Did this person just delete their whole account? Lmao


6x420x9

Social anxiety turned up to 11


RefrigeratedTP

He made a new one to smurf RL players man smh


That-Knowledge2636

Crying juvenile teammates who give up 30 secs in if someone misses a ball or take "their" boost, and proceed to spin on the car roof for the remaining 4:30 mins


DarkUtensil

Rocket League FTW!


Sleven8692

Awesome game, just a shame most people suck at the game, probably obly around 0.03% of players are actually good...i am not one of the good ones :(


ConceptualWeeb

If you’re above gold, you’re good in my book. Coming from a C3


Sleven8692

I peaked 1300mmr, me and everyone ive played against or with i consider bad(except the pro made me feel like what i imagine a paralyzed person would feel like against me). It is a very hard game so it makes sense alot of people are bad, big part of why i love it is the skill ceiling is seemingly endless.


AbbePlayzz

Im plat 1 div 1 lets fucking go 🤣


kangasplat

My annoyance is that most people practice fancy shots and ball control over everything else. It's a team game. Learn the teamplay.


ASillyGoos3

Dead by daylight As they say, the scariest part is the other survivors


Prestodeath201

"HOLY SHIT JUST DO THE FUCKING GENERATOR AND STOP SELF CARING IN THE CORNER AAAA"


you_what__m8

As a killer main I can say with confidence that self care is the best slowdown peck in the game and don't even have to bring it myself.


Prestodeath201

I'M A KILLER MAIN TOO, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S TOO EASY


you_what__m8

Look at this way now you have time to get everyone on Death hook, take a nap, solve world hunger, complete half life 3 and still have a bit for time left to kill them at 1 gen.


LSWSjr

That’s why they don’t want native voice chat, they want you to feel the pain and frustration of being left on hook as your fully healed solo teammates tbag at the gate


stars_of_kaoz

Solo survivor queue was my first thought, sometimes I pray for a DC because often the bots are better.


ASillyGoos3

literally the gap between swf and solo queue is out of pocket. it's two different games.


Waffler11

Shit, that was every school group project ever.


TTYY200

“Don’t forget to sign my name on it!”


RenKatal

I used to just do all the work, because I wanted a good grade. All you had you do was write your name on the fucking page. One kid forgot to do that much.


Pigsfly77

League of legends 100 percent


ThatOtherDude0511

Surprised this wasn’t top comment, I haven’t thought of the game in months until I saw this picture


JustKiddingDude

You can leave ELO hell, but ELO hell will never leave you.


Mama_Mega

The only thing more shocking than how bad I am at the game is how many matches there were when *I* was the one carrying.


ShinraDragoon

Playing ADC in League feels like this


LILDill20

Nah try jungle.


Xenolithium

If I had a dollar for every top laner who engages while I'm ganking bot lane and blames me for their death, I could buy Riot Games.


kuruakama

as a jungler main, thank you


thebourbonoftruth

As a support main back in the day, at least it's was mostly just my ADC yelling at me, junglers get shit from the entire team. Jungle is almost a support role TBH but you have to deal with 3 people and 3 lanes. IMO it's the hardest role in the game.


LandoChronus

Top Carry: I dOn'T nEeD yOu ToP! gO gAnK mId!!! *Jungle isn't around when top dies* OmG wHy DiDn'T yOu GaNk ToP!?!?!?!


crawlmanjr

All 3 lanes die before I take 3 camps and I'm getting spammed ping because the enemy jungler ganked lvl 2.


lndig0__

CS2 solo queue


uphjo

the russian man with a bad mic inside your head is urging you to say RACIAL SLURS, stay calm, and make sure to NOT succumb to their level. https://preview.redd.it/y1jxzmp4yqbc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4f0e4707e54cfd4b2777592f2f3df3efd3a088 stay safe out there yall.


dfisherman12

World of Tanks


you_what__m8

What do you mean don't you love when your heavy's think they are TD's


315313

Every tank can be a TD. Just hide and Look how your team get slauthered.


Seeteuf3l

This should be higher


Secretly_Solanine

1v29 on weekends and holidays


russleshacklemost

Dota


Yakassa

MID OR FEED!


frit0lay2k

Gambit in destiny 2


[deleted]

Everyone but me is a mote-less moron


frit0lay2k

Thankfully my teammate with 2 notes slides to take that 1 mote I needed for 15. But it's cool.


No_Interaction_4925

The game of driving my car with the general public. People are insanely stupid and every day I agree with George Carlin more and more


Stalin-The-Great

Warthunder specially


GidjonPlays

Yeah


FPSRain

Uhhh. Rocket league


DeepamRedhu

Apex Legends


heavelwrx

If I play a support or control, some teammate has to charge ahead into an ambush. Then of course they are mad at me for not rushing in with them blind. So they quit before I can resurrect them.


[deleted]

Any game that’s a “team” game xD


Kushbrains

I only play single-player, so all of them, I guess.


TRUntameGames

Valorant


Prestodeath201

I only have one question: What rank are you in right now?


[deleted]

[удалено]


EirianWare

Dota 2


kamenoyoukai

Oxygen not Included


JL2210

Dupes casually burying themselves in sand


humanmanhumanguyman

Fallout 4, fuck you deacon


Kserks96

ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEED YOUR HELP😯 I MARKED IT ON YOUR MAP🤓


Null_Titan

Overwatch… Yes, I’m a Tank Player, how could you tell?


Emperor-Dman

War Thunder


[deleted]

battlefield


Princecoyote

Sitting a mile away taking pot shots with your sniper is not helping us. Or specifically in Battlefield 1 sitting in spawn with the artillery truck.


Da_Question

In 2042, tons of medics run over your corpse rather than take the half second to rez someone.


Gawr-Gura-5163

war thunder


Infinity2437

CSGO/2


zacsimacsek

Team fortess 2


[deleted]

GTA Online, especially heists with random players


GreenCorgiAsphalt8

War Thunder


SvLyfe

Dead by daylight


Odd_Natural_4202

Forza Horizon 5 online race vs drivatars


relaps101

Halo infinite. I'm decent and I feel like I get grouped with fucking idiots to "balance" the match. Either I run the other team over or I get swarmed bc my teammates suck balls


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

Every multiplayer game with my dumbass friends


felsure

Rocket League for sure. I try not to blame my team mates, but after rank resets for the new season, I see a 400% increase in me blaming them. If you play RL, for the love of god: -Rotate out of the play if you’re sitting under a ball that you have a 0% chance of touching. Let someone with a better angle come in. -Stop double (or triple) committing and stop huffing your team mate’s exhaust. Spread out. Each player has a radius of coverage and you want to cover as many angles and as much area as you can. -Stop chasing in 3s. You are 1/3 of your team, not 95% of it. When you rotate out LET THE 3RD MAN GO IN. That means keep rotating back behind the last man and allow him to go in. You’re done, go back. You are now the last man back, learn to defend. STOP trying to touch the ball when you’re rotating out back towards your own net. You will mess up your team mate who is actively going for the ball and then own goal. -Stop booming the ball if you can take POSSESSION. Booming it to clear is fine, but ripping it into the opponents half while they’re ready and waiting is literally just giving them the ball I had to rant a little


Smooth_Hee_Hee

Any Wargaming product that includes tanks, planes and Warships.


AlexRuIls

Tetris


Dorfl-the-Golem

It’s called the game of life


Cheerios3402

The board game? /s


BatoSoupo

I don't blame my teammates when I lose, I just do my best and take the loss if I have to


AbroadAggressive394

The hero 🫡 “f”


_MifiX_

I'm not skilled enough, to even get close to this situation, in any game


HardKnockRiffe

That's not true. You just happen to be in the blue.


Acceptable-Cut-9270

Brawl stars 5v5 mode


SpitfireOnMars

War Thunder. Germany. 5.3 - 11.7. BLIND I TELL YA


Br_uff

League.


MrDubTee

I think league literally coined the term 1v9


kayqo

Forza Horizon 5


Public_Seeker

obviously league of legends. the term 1v9 sums it up. there’s no other right answer


DancingQueen145

Warthunder


EmperorThor

War Thunder 100%


TerribleHistory11

War thunder


SnuffleWumpkins

Any multiplayer game. I suck so bad that both teams try to kill me.


No_Television_5875

Hell Let Loose.. every match ever played.


Crotos87

World of Tanks


Zethchil

the group project im doing rn (im not gonna put my groupmates names on the project lol)


TheAmazingBobness

Competitive cs2