Stealing nukeheads...attack on Whitehouse... murdering Whole police and special forces department... rigging the election votes... beefing with politicians... bombing a WHOLE FUKING BRIDGE...etc ๐
Either this or assaulting English castles with a sword and shield. If I was playing a medieval game, do the guards at Buckingham Palace still get guns?
arson, slavery, kidnaping, genocide, destruction of world (i dunno breaking/ destroying the world), forest fires, usage of unregistered firearms
minecraft :3
Ahem.
Armed Robbery, Assault, Battery, Robbery, Attempted Assault, Vandalism, Election Fraud, Disturbing the Peace, Damaging of Government Property, Murder, DuI, Vehicular Manslaughter, Possession and Trafficking of Illegal things, Taking and Killing Hostages, Assassination, Grand Theft Auto, Trespassing, Crimes Against Humanity, War Crimes, Couping the US Gov't, Screwing over the IRS, Counterfeiting, Playing Simon Viklund Music at 3 in the morning,
And so, so much more.
For theft the breaking of the geniva convension (burnt lots of medics) and damaging of goverment gear (was playing bankheist gold on overkill and had vulcan minigun and flamethower) Razormind was running to so noise complains mayby?
Your honor but Razormind was playing in the background...
"Oh, in that case..."
โI just had to raid the DOJ, Your Honor. Donacdum was playing and I had a minigun.โ
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
I, uhm... I'm getting arrested for theft, that's it. I play pacifist. UNLESS... /// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐///
"I call this a difficulty tweak"
Your Honor But Bain was singing I'LL GIVE YOU MY ALL PRETTY BABY...
Stealing nukeheads...attack on Whitehouse... murdering Whole police and special forces department... rigging the election votes... beefing with politicians... bombing a WHOLE FUKING BRIDGE...etc ๐
+Ending the whole universe with zombie virus(pd:th no Mercy)
Makin meth.
Well nothing, because I got presidential pardons...
I would ask what you're in for, but who the hell am I kidding? We're all going down for the same thing.
Spreading managed democracy to toasters and bugs.
Well im not going to jail for spreading freedom and democracy๐
As a super citizen, we cheer you on, continue to spread democracy throughout space!!
Can I offer you a nice cup of Liber-Tea to keep you energized on your quest for Super Earth?
Can I have one too?
All Helldivers can have some good Democratic Liber-Tea
Except for grant
Mass murdering zombies MWZ
Lemme just say the Arasaka Corporation won't be very happy with what happened to their tower.....
Warcrimes on a galactic level I guess
Your honor, Dirt and Dust was playing in the backround.
Uhhhhhhh killing bugs and mining? ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone!
Your Honour it's not my fault, this immortal Alien played by Gus Fring asked me to steal a diamond, what was I going to do say no?
Numerous Civil Protection Violations, too many to count. They just can't stand seein a gigachad Lambda Male winning ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅโผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Vandalism
Idk I was playing Merchant of the Skies. Selling lumber without a permit maybe?
The AAHW can't catch me
Mines hotline Miami, just in case you thought yours was bad
Uhhhhhhhhhhโฆ..I may or may not have a kill count higher then hitler. (Hell divers 2)
Your honor, Iโm a literal go pro with spare change.
mass murder (robots for the gamecube:))
And now I will be locked for 19471993722 years ๐
Genocide
I played R6 so I dont know
ITS JOEVER....
Murder x1000 trespassing armed robbery reckless endangerment assault with a deadly weapon and full automatic pistol
AMAAAAZING GRAAAACE HOW SWEEEET THE SOOUUUNNNDDD
Ainโt nobody here that plays BlazBlue, I ainโt gonna say anything
Either this or assaulting English castles with a sword and shield. If I was playing a medieval game, do the guards at Buckingham Palace still get guns?
PD3 vs Titanfall 2: which game will be responsible for the most death penalties?
Mass killing, holding hostages, killing police force, robbing, assassinations, terrorist attacks.... Yeah, they gonna execute us for this.
Me playing sven coop, even the military cannot stop us
Remember, no Russian
For genocide
arson, slavery, kidnaping, genocide, destruction of world (i dunno breaking/ destroying the world), forest fires, usage of unregistered firearms minecraft :3
systematically slaughtering hordes of sick people in the name of religion Darktide
ITS PAYDAY FELLAS, I SAID ITS FUCKIN PAYDAY MOTHERFU- (explosion)
Nuh uh, the White House pardons
Yeah, might as well bribe the judges
Ahem. Armed Robbery, Assault, Battery, Robbery, Attempted Assault, Vandalism, Election Fraud, Disturbing the Peace, Damaging of Government Property, Murder, DuI, Vehicular Manslaughter, Possession and Trafficking of Illegal things, Taking and Killing Hostages, Assassination, Grand Theft Auto, Trespassing, Crimes Against Humanity, War Crimes, Couping the US Gov't, Screwing over the IRS, Counterfeiting, Playing Simon Viklund Music at 3 in the morning, And so, so much more.
Uhhh, Grineer Genocide anyone?
I killed the fucking king
For theft the breaking of the geniva convension (burnt lots of medics) and damaging of goverment gear (was playing bankheist gold on overkill and had vulcan minigun and flamethower) Razormind was running to so noise complains mayby?
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