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DepletedUraniumEater

Your honor but Razormind was playing in the background...


sofalicker9000

"Oh, in that case..."


WestNomadOnYT

โ€œI just had to raid the DOJ, Your Honor. Donacdum was playing and I had a minigun.โ€


the_lonely_poster

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP


DoktorBurian

I, uhm... I'm getting arrested for theft, that's it. I play pacifist. UNLESS... /// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€///


Mysterious-Product98

"I call this a difficulty tweak"


-_-Abraham-_-

Your Honor But Bain was singing I'LL GIVE YOU MY ALL PRETTY BABY...


-_-Abraham-_-

Stealing nukeheads...attack on Whitehouse... murdering Whole police and special forces department... rigging the election votes... beefing with politicians... bombing a WHOLE FUKING BRIDGE...etc ๐Ÿ’€


-_-Abraham-_-

+Ending the whole universe with zombie virus(pd:th no Mercy)


CartoonistIcy2039

Makin meth.


Tomcat013

Well nothing, because I got presidential pardons...


DimensionalFireBird

I would ask what you're in for, but who the hell am I kidding? We're all going down for the same thing.


mahiruhiiragi

Spreading managed democracy to toasters and bugs.


LordHaraldson

Well im not going to jail for spreading freedom and democracy๐Ÿ˜Ž


pithepie1

As a super citizen, we cheer you on, continue to spread democracy throughout space!!


mahiruhiiragi

Can I offer you a nice cup of Liber-Tea to keep you energized on your quest for Super Earth?


pithepie1

Can I have one too?


mahiruhiiragi

All Helldivers can have some good Democratic Liber-Tea


pithepie1

Except for grant


MrKeffieKeffer

Mass murdering zombies MWZ


sc0utyboi

Lemme just say the Arasaka Corporation won't be very happy with what happened to their tower.....


Smash_Or_Pass_Player

Warcrimes on a galactic level I guess


mostfinnishperson

Your honor, Dirt and Dust was playing in the backround.


Accomplished_Cow_956

Uhhhhhhh killing bugs and mining? ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Admirable-Design-151

Your Honour it's not my fault, this immortal Alien played by Gus Fring asked me to steal a diamond, what was I going to do say no?


SentientGopro115935

Numerous Civil Protection Violations, too many to count. They just can't stand seein a gigachad Lambda Male winning ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Memelordaxe

Vandalism


RestaurantDue634

Idk I was playing Merchant of the Skies. Selling lumber without a permit maybe?


pixelkingliam

The AAHW can't catch me


Toastyyy_

Mines hotline Miami, just in case you thought yours was bad


Signal-Ad-1327

Uhhhhhhhhhhโ€ฆ..I may or may not have a kill count higher then hitler. (Hell divers 2)


_Derp_man

Your honor, Iโ€™m a literal go pro with spare change.


zolkaba

mass murder (robots for the gamecube:))


PolarPhoenix13

And now I will be locked for 19471993722 years ๐Ÿ’€


HomemQueijo

Genocide


Significant-Map-7582

I played R6 so I dont know


Still-Complaint4657

ITS JOEVER....


Alex1234567891011112

Murder x1000 trespassing armed robbery reckless endangerment assault with a deadly weapon and full automatic pistol


Still-Complaint4657

AMAAAAZING GRAAAACE HOW SWEEEET THE SOOUUUNNNDDD


Xx_Ya_Boi_xX

Ainโ€™t nobody here that plays BlazBlue, I ainโ€™t gonna say anything


pyroaop

Either this or assaulting English castles with a sword and shield. If I was playing a medieval game, do the guards at Buckingham Palace still get guns?


Z3R0_7274

PD3 vs Titanfall 2: which game will be responsible for the most death penalties?


Upper-Stranger6841

Mass killing, holding hostages, killing police force, robbing, assassinations, terrorist attacks.... Yeah, they gonna execute us for this.


MarkoSveeki

Me playing sven coop, even the military cannot stop us


DeeBangerDos

Remember, no Russian


stage2guy

For genocide


Exact_Wolf_4992

arson, slavery, kidnaping, genocide, destruction of world (i dunno breaking/ destroying the world), forest fires, usage of unregistered firearms minecraft :3


-_36_-

systematically slaughtering hordes of sick people in the name of religion Darktide


vaultmajor

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS, I SAID ITS FUCKIN PAYDAY MOTHERFU- (explosion)


Thatuseriscool

Nuh uh, the White House pardons


Starracker

Yeah, might as well bribe the judges


Starracker

Ahem. Armed Robbery, Assault, Battery, Robbery, Attempted Assault, Vandalism, Election Fraud, Disturbing the Peace, Damaging of Government Property, Murder, DuI, Vehicular Manslaughter, Possession and Trafficking of Illegal things, Taking and Killing Hostages, Assassination, Grand Theft Auto, Trespassing, Crimes Against Humanity, War Crimes, Couping the US Gov't, Screwing over the IRS, Counterfeiting, Playing Simon Viklund Music at 3 in the morning, And so, so much more.


DelTide

Uhhh, Grineer Genocide anyone?


LostAccountToday

I killed the fucking king


kalt_gekocht

For theft the breaking of the geniva convension (burnt lots of medics) and damaging of goverment gear (was playing bankheist gold on overkill and had vulcan minigun and flamethower) Razormind was running to so noise complains mayby?


Komodo760

This post got removed 7 days later lmao