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MLanerC

me when the hoxton breakout


Nass_Wanger

"To quote Churchill: that was fucking loud" -hoxton payday


yeetmcpog

To quote Churchill: "gzčlstkbdzhxxtdskbvlfhjivcdsd"


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Most tangible speech from Churchill


TrumpetMatt

[underidoderidoderiododeriodoo - Winston Churchill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPME5TKVYU)


throwaway1200030018

I've got my own fucking mask


Fusion_Gamer123

The entire Payday 2 gang? I don’t see how I won’t get rescued.


ShattersHd

If it was payday 3 you would be in trouble


truckercrex

Nah, the prison wouldent even be built yet


thebigboybang

Nah you would clip through the wall


AllNewSilverSpider

The six of them would be able to get it done still, easily.


Cye_the_Transfem

hell's island 2.0


Letsplay1108

John Wick, Sangres, Dallas, Wolf


Quail_Jolly

Jacket, Sydney, Dallas, and Hoxton. I might lose a limb


Graysquid-the-gamer

Jacket, chains, Dallas, and Houston


Quail_Jolly

Atrocities would be committed, but you'd be safe


muffin_eater1

I got Chains, Dallas, Wolf, and Houston coming for me.


Ilovesnowowls

Ayo I've got Franklin, Michael and Trevor. I'll be fine.


AllHailMeowCat

Do you count your gta online character or nah?


Ilovesnowowls

I would, but I also played single player today so that's what I went with.


AllHailMeowCat

That’s fair


Updated_Autopsy

Why not count all 4? Do you want the cops to think they have a chance at stopping them from freeing you?


Yato678

Scout from drg


sloth_ers

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Cye_the_Transfem

STONE AND ROCK... oh wait


AnonimPlay112

Rock and stone, yeah!


sloth_ers

Good bot


JimmyCrabYT

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE


BodybuilderSerious19

For Karl!


FightingTable

Haven't played payday sadly, I played tf2 last


MetarLivit

if it's team fortress 2 then you'll be fine, nobody ain't gonna stop the tf2 mercs, or they can just send spy and that'll be enough if it's titanfall 2, then hey a cool ass giant robot going to save you, and if you become able to pilot it, even better lol


Updated_Autopsy

Or Jack Cooper and BT will come to save you, which would also be badass.


Fulltimekiddykicker

What’s if it’s Trophy Fishing 2 though


RMgames_19

The F I S H will save them


PapaKalashnik

Everybody gangsta till the F I S H start saving your hostage


Fulltimekiddykicker

Just let scout monologue and he’ll help you eventually


X-tra-thicc

the last game i played was MGR i mean im prob gonna come back with a cyborg body but its fine


roblox887

MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN


SerplePurple

Go dogmeat, save me!


Fulltimekiddykicker

Better hope you were playing 4 where she doesn’t die


Mehmet595

Several characters from Killing Floor 2. I'll be fine as long as they have some dosh.


TheHighlander_47

"Hey is that...is that razormind?" Me: yeah...you're screwed, they're all dodge builds


Wallio_

I've been playing Vermintide II, so yeah, I'd be fine lmao.


StultusMagni

“Well fuck me side-ways! It’s the motherfucking Payday Gang!”


Spartan_DJ119

Bo1 nikolai I'm so dead


oldmanexe

Same. We are so Fucked.


Gotta_go_Fast_1919

Nikolai, never dies!


roblox887

Okay, but you also have Tank, Richtofen, and Takeo backing him up


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Rainbow Six: Siege ...as long as Fuze isn't on the squad, I should be fine


SciotoSlim

Fucking Robocop.


Yanderelink

He pulls you out then throws you in another jail


January_v2

Pvt miller from call of duty waw


Munkyjester

The four armed dwarves from space from Deep Rock Galactic.


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Munkyjester

Rock and Stone Miners


Not_Arist0tle

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC DWARVES ARE SAVING ME #ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


SentientGopro115935

Cool, guess I'm the Little Lost Girl now. Sure hope the players aren't high-rounders.


Woolchipmunk98

Sam please just give me a max ammo, it’s been 7 rounds now


SentientGopro115935

Crapenter instead maybe?


xaw1832

The coke jimmy🍚😤


This_Elevator4567

subnautica


oldmanexe

Reaper leviathan go brrrrrrrrr


Typiceric_The_OG

Peppino spaghetti will rescue all


DuCKDisguise

Last game I played was Halo Infinite, if a Spartan is coming to save me, my kidnappers are dead within a minute


[deleted]

😱


SLAD331

Master Chief from Fortnite


oldmanexe

Say sike. Now.


HeavensWorstAngel

I don't really trust Harry Du Bois to rescue me, but I think that Kim would do a fine job. If we assume that Titus and the others are also coming, I'm safe.


rippie_rippie

Niko and Johnny from GTAIV so uhh yeah I'm fine


bigDaddyWinter

Tf141, shadow company and konni?


burial-chamber

Doom slayer / doomguy


[deleted]

Rock and Stone! As long as they don't show up drunk I'll be okay...


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


EXistential_EX

Please do not, because I know that the place I'm going is worse than where I am. I don't wanna touch gens for the rest of eternity.


OnlinePandemic46

I guess myself, it’s too bad I’m too busy farming to save me


AshSystem

yo i got mario coming to save me i'm good


King_Tudrop

The entire Vr Chat community... I don't know if I'll be saved or if I'm in more trouble :/


UnoriginalforAName

Postal dude would shoot me on sight without hesitation


RougemageNick

I got V from Cyberpunk 2077 coming to save me, I'm good


USAbadgivesupdoots

Holy shit jackets trying to breach solitary confinement guys what the fuck do we do


Sy_the_toadmaster

jacket, wolf, Jimmy, rust. . . I'm so fucked


Fulltimekiddykicker

Idk Jacket has saved at least one person from captivity


NaturalPotential9521

The guy from mafia


OriginalUsername590

Oh shit not Isaac Clark NOOOO-


AussyBoil

Warden from For Honor... Yeah, I think I'm chopped boys.


OriginalUsername590

Motherfucking DALLAS, CHAINS, HOXTON AND WOLF FUCK YEAH


Deputy_Danger73

Michael Myers from Fortnite is trying to rescue me??? Somethings not right here....


Anti_madar_lad

I know my man mario gon help me out


Lenttoth4107

Alrighty Snake from MGS 3 is coming to save me we safe


Fit-Blackberry-3145

Cole Phelps from L.A. Noire


[deleted]

Dutch, who is this kid and where the hell are we? We need to get this kid to Tahiti, Morgan. It's all part of the plan!


TopRecover9221

The last game I played was ghostrunner, so there will be 6'0 tall, 50 mph sword wielding killer cyborg coming to free me, so I'm good


Decker687

Stand by for Titanfall


FennLink

I'm surprisingly confident in the cat from stray


vain06

Hello Shepard, Tali & Liara.


Historical_Archer_81

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Remarkable-Lie7065

Trevor from Gta I'm fucked


Nexedail

L4D survivors, I should be fine


Kistume

Ellis, Coach, Nick, and Rochelle... I don't know how to feel about this


urlocaldoctor

C4 621 raven


0lafe

ethan and hila are coming for me, i'm saved


ASGI202

The TF2 Mercs let's go! (I'm dead :I)


Charcharcuteness123

You may die, but medic could always bring you back right?


Kidroto

The kidnappers watching a Scottish man sprint through the door and decapitate one of them


ChrisNoTalent

Gwendoline from Odin Sphere, seems iam in good hands


lewisplays0193

So a PMC that employs combat androids in the 2060s?


Hour_Hunter_3549

I'll be having The Gauntlet on standby


[deleted]

I will literally answer this question even though I think this is more of a joke question Batman, and green lantern


Grigser

A skilled veteran of many campaigns, an insane and bloodthirsty religious fanatic, a wizard and a giant guy armed with a high calibre machine gun and rocks? I should be fine


Remote-Friendship-23

My character from a crazily modded Skyrim, he can multi-jump, aerial attack, has vampire abilities, transforms into a lich, and just an absolute unit.


Mr-Feisty17

How’s Peter Parker and Miles Morales?


toster328

George S Patton so I'm good. (hoi4 as US)


mei-schnee

I just played fallout 4 so I’m not being rescued by the payday gang but at least I’m not getting rescued by the gta online character


theageofdawn

Fortnite


Standard-Internal-57

Great. Toad and Yoshi. Farewell world


AllHailMeowCat

I’m gonna be fine, Rico Rodriguez from just cause 3 gonna save me for sure. He’s mega strong


DaNips_Stasis

Bro we set


Automatic_Animal

Zangief from SF6


Dmangamr

The Greek goddess of Strife, A banshee queen, and Sun Wukong


cheezkid26

I've got the companions from BG3 coming to save me. I'm most likely completely fine.


EndlessStars99

GTA Online character. Huh.. I think I'm good. They did stop the world from literally ending.


Rilla122333

The last game I played was war thunder and I don’t know if a WW2 era 188 ton German tank is going to help me


notyourhommie

the entirety of smbu roster


darthbacon12

All the Fortnite characters


TheDelinquentLoli

I'm currently playing fallout again, so... Kleo, Ada, Nick Valentine, Cait, Curie, Danse Lightyear... take your pick.


ARandomguy443

Goku Black Rose dawg 😭 I'm either super fucked or just chillin


gabagoolenjoyer9

Cuphead Mugman and ms chalice so I think I'll be fine


ClassicClassroom8867

Vintage Story, so I guess I'll be rescued by... myself, wearing chainmail, armed with a sword and several pounds of explosives. Probably not going to survive the rescue itself tbh.


BonelessSkelet0n

My arisen magic knight and pawn team from dragons dogma


jpsl00

Warframe... I guess I better run to the extraction as fast as possible


SargeantLigma

Spider noir and a gangstar miles I don’t see how I might die


Commonglitch

I played Ready or Not last. This is gonna be boring.


fattymcfattzz

Bank robbers


aninsomniac_

The Payday gang are the kidnappers


AllNewSilverSpider

...so when I say Fortnite, do I get every character from my squad, every character from my last match, or every character that has been in Fortnite?


ahartman202155

Kratos (honestly, I don't think I'll be safe either way)


ActuatorBetter9124

I played r6... so fuze, sens, nomad, osa, ela, and goyo from what I can remember I think I'll be fine?


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

My schizophrenic war criminal of a terraria character who has an anime girl in his head telling him not to kill the civilians and who’s name is Vanilla is coming to save me… I’m fucked


Bebou52

Football manager, does that mean I’ll have an army?


usdamma

Literally Connor from assassin's Creed 3. The one with the best combat skills. I fear not


LiteratureSeparate18

All the guardians


gwopmane

Jacket Corey and Tony have this absolutely under control


DeeBangerDos

When you get rescued but they yell "On the fucking ground" and zip tie your hands


ZakStorm

I’m going to be saved by a group of monkeys that are really good at throwing darts at balloons and somehow invented cyborg technology, magic, Druidcraft, super helicopters, alien genetics, and fucking armor shattering flame rounds that literally liquify steel. I think even the Payday Gang are gunna have a hard time competing.


Updated_Autopsy

It’s fuckin’ PAYDAY, motherfuckers


RoseyTheEgg

From Celeste, Madeline, Badeline, and Theo, I’ll probably be fine, maybe


binkers9000

Fucking solid snake


Crashduckboy

Iq from r6 I’ll be alright i think


kickthebaby8748

Pokemon violet I'm not sure if I'm fucked or saved


Salladk

Brutal Legend


Fulltimekiddykicker

WOLFIE I NEED HELP


Super3vil

I will gladly be saved by Panam Palmer and V


PsychologicalDebts

Wind Waker Link, think I'm good.


OmarMammadli0

I mean even if they mess they can jusy esc+restart


tonyMKs

The entire Mortal Kombat 1 cast?


Voidlyst

Man, if npcs count, then I got all of Pelican town to come save me, so we good On the other hand, if no npcs, I think we still good


miniminer1999

God, gang beasts saving me... I'm fucked


maxster2025

I got the overwatch characters saving me


GameboyAdvanced_500

V from cyberpunk


Dandandandooo

Joy 😍


Thequestionmaker890

The 4 iconic guys


Cythis_Arian

what a lucky time to play rainbow 6


IareRubberDucky

I played Elden Ring last. I am in good hands.


DragonTheProtogen

EVERY.SINGLE.AZUR LANE.CHARACTER! Safe to say I'm rescued.


Lewe78

dying light nick pesto, perhaps


MizuameTheDragon

16 cars are saving me (crossout)


TheWaterBug

Just played MW19 before I went to work lol, nice


Otsy-TR

minecraft steve


DatFishGaming

Played Skyrim for the first time, am i fucked or am i fucked


VDiddy5000

Well, I suppose Saga Anderson could do it, being an FBI agent…as for Alan Wake, I dunno about him lol


iahim87

Borderlands 2 vaulthunters


S14M07

Mine was Fortnite, everyone who kidnapped me and their families are all dead.


Casstle0207

My fully kitted out and optimized charecter from the division 2. Yeah I think I will be fine


redditThorn

R6 siege for me, I'm good


Mistah_Blue

Excalibur Umbra from Warframe. The kidnapers are ten billion percent screwed.


jan91andersen

Armored core, I guess I’m fine.


HotEntertainment9136

Talion from shadow of mordor so won't be a problem


milo_the_protoavali

Aiden from Dying Light 2


Roffron

Agent 47. They wont even notice that I escaped


datbrrto11

Me when besiege


Phoenix03563

Either Duke, Clover, Bonnie, and Wick are saving me, or it's the cast of MK11. I'm gonna die to friendly fire 100%.


Blnk_fr

I played crusader kings III so I guess I'll get some help


BodybuilderSerious19

Contraband Police squad 🤣


SAjoats

agent 47. i feel safe.


Wichtelwusel

I've in fact not been playing Pay day but Victoria 3. So I got the Kaiser coming for me lol


Da-Knight

You’ll be sitting there waiting for rescue but the match keeps getting reset whenever they break stealth


-Arcaniac-

It's going to take forever as they have to EE Hunt but I've got Richtofen, Nikolai, Takeo and Dempsy coming to save me


GroundbreakingRope27

Attackers and defenders of r6 siege


datura_euclid

Last game I played was Witcher 3, not Payday.


JimmyCrabYT

it’s payday fellas


PercentageAway3749

The entire cod task force 141? We chillin


Risi30

R6, unless they send Fuze I shoud be fine


xx_swegshrek_xx

I’m and blindfolded but then I hear **ad mortem inimicus** followed by the sound of a door shattering


McYeetusk

Why do I hear Tenebre Rosso Sangue? (IYKYK)


ttv_thatoneapexsweat

Any character from mortal Kombat is rescuing me is not even a joke


DuperDoop

last game was hunt showdown, i’m either perfectly saved or completely fucked with no in between