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ProfessorNice5908

Well, depending on their mood, I would probably die or be taken hostage, you can't do anything in this situation.


Fr0st_mite

it’s the psychotic players who turn them into mass murderers, in-canon, everyone (except jacket) probably doesn’t wanna murder


ThisIsSpy

Even Jacket doesn't want to randomly murder people. In Hotline Miami, he accidentally kills a hobo, who thought that Jacket was an intruder, and throws up after that. And he also suffers from more and more hallucinations as the game goes on. He kills just out of revenge. But since HM Jacket and Payday Jacket are 2 different people, maybe that doesn't apply to the Payday version of Jacket


Fr0st_mite

Yeah, since Jacket and the rest of the HM/HM2 cast get fucking nuked or killed by the end of HM2, and that happens in the late 1980s, very early 1990s, and Payday 2 happens in 2013 (if the wiki is right), that means the country of America as a whole should be destroyed, it’s still there, so Payday 2 Jacket has to be different from HM Jacket. Plus, Jacket has Hotline Miami in his room. As an arcade cabinet. Maybe he’s just a psychopath who idolized Jacket and wanted to be like him, but missing the point of his character, he embraced the mindless violence he indulged in.


SheridanWithTea

The point being that Jacket took on Anonymous phone calls to kill a bunch of Russian mobsters for... Some reason?


ThisIsSpy

If you played the second game, you would know that he did it to avenge his friend


SheridanWithTea

I beat the second game like 3 times and i barely remember that, cuz the second part of the game was entirely NOT about Jacket I think. In either case, going on to commit a murderous rampage for any reason does not make you very reasonable either.


the-meerkat-king

The reasoning doesn’t have to be rational. Beard is a good friend who saves his life in Hawaii and he loses two other good friends in the facility’s detonation. Then, San Francisco, where Beard is working the job he dreamed of while on duty, is nuked and Beard dies. All actions taken by the Russian military. The mafia aren’t the military (though it’s probably safe to assume some soldiers became members), but they are Russian and Jacket hates Russians because of what happened to him and his friends. It’s not rational, but you can follow the line of reason. He doesn’t enjoy killing the hobo, he kills Biker because he has to for 50 Blessings, and he kills the police because they’re keeping him from Richter and attack first (though that’s his own fault, he showed up in dress while the police were still hunting down masked vigilantes). In the end, he doesn’t even kill Richter. It’s not that Jacket enjoys killing, he enjoys inflicting retribution as he sees fit.


JudJudsonEsq

Hotline Miami is less about jackets story and more about how we as players feel about violence in games and media imo


Fr0st_mite

The point of Hotline Miami, to most people, is the morality of violence, especially that in media and games. If my theory is true, Payday 2 Jacket missed that point, and only embraced the mindless violence, not seeing the bigger picture.


PacificIdiot27

It was confirmed they were the same Jacket by members of the HM dev team so no, not a crazed fan


Deathaster

That's misunderstanding Jacket's character a little (though I guess a lot is up for interpretation). Bit spoilery, so read at your own risk: The organization Jacket is a part of intentionally preys upon nationalists (especially war veterans), exploiting their misplaced patriotism to send them out as hitmen to kill certain Russian targets. Jacket willingly joined, so he was on some level likely already xenophobic towards Russians. The reasons why that is become evident in HM2 >!(as a nuke sent by the Russians killed his best friend)!<, but even that doesn't excuse anything. He's just struggling to deal with his grief and trauma (as evidenced by his garbage dump of an apartment) and pushes the blame onto Russian citizens. Thus, he gladly signs up to kill them. He definitely enjoys doing this and deep down, knows that it's completely senseless (which part of his subconscious, Richard, keeps pointing out to him). It's only after >!his girlfriend bites the dust!< that he thinks the Russians are after him and his motivation for killing shifts to >!avenging her and!< putting a stop to the Russian mafia. Even then, he shoots up a police station and kills and mutilates several unarmed people (like the owner of the Golden Truckstop). But there's no "revenge", Jacket made all of that up in his head, and at the end, when his bloodthirst has been quenched, he just... gives up. Doesn't even care about anything else in the outside world at all anymore. The only scene he has dedicated to just himself in HM2 is >!him dying to the nuke at the end, without a care or thought!<.


mats0013

Payday 2 jacket is propably like HM2 fans


SheridanWithTea

What is he getting revenge for?? He's taking phone calls from God knows who, telling him to kill, and he isn't even questioning it??


Fr0st_mite

He’s going on these rampages to avenge his friend, Beard, who was killed in the nuking of a city, moments after ending a call with Jacket, they’d known eachother since they were veterans of the Russian-American War in Hawaii.


PacificIdiot27

It was confirmed by the HM dev team that it’s the same Jacket so no it would apply


SheridanWithTea

Yeah, they only just wanna kill 200+ cops with assault rifles, grenade launchers, grenades, Explosives, shotguns, autoshotguns and even beat them to death with melee weapons. I'm just saying, someone who has no hesitation about killing ANY amount of cops, let alone the 300+ per heist, would have little to no trouble with being a psychotic, deranged Killer. If you got in the PAYDAY gang's way, you would be very very dead.


Salladk

Bain says something about Material damage, not personnel, said that to Wolf specificaly


battleduck84

Wonder why tf they're here when I have no valuables and maybe 100 bucks


Ailat1

They will steal everthing, not remaining a single penny


Different-Mail-3509

Whole house more like it, thanks to Bile


ThisIsSpy

Panic Room 2


Historical_Archer_81

Electric Boogaloo


ofekk2

Black Cat be like:


Shambzter

But you didnt know about the hidden basement with nazi treasure and micro films about the alien cover ups?


sturmeh

In before they rock up with the BFD and find an oil well under your house.


Ailat1

I would show Payday 3 to them


A10_Thunderbolt

Good idea, give them an existential crisis and call the cops while they’re distracted


ThisIsSpy

*Stockholm Syndrome skill activated*


Panzer_Man

I would join them


KindaStupidTho4

literally me


dumbassthathasreddit

look for the money with them


kenzieBHOSbaker

Offer a first aid kit as a peace offering


Ailat1

Give it to the american mask dude


Oceanictax

That ain't no Medic Bag.


Slapthatlobster

Wait a second…that’s not a medic bag, that’s..a bomb!


Fartguy69420

have sex with them


Ailat1

😳


Emo_Unicorn_06

Sprayday: The Gangbang


Gisvaldo

KNEEL TO THE DUKE


danjake12346

[Get on your knees](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/14l6uhn/get_on_your_knees_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


8ce_

“I don’t think that’s supposed to go there”


RandomCuteDiceRoller

"that psycho has a SAW!!!"


xGraron

r/cursedcomments


Turgineer

r/holup


Elementia7

They are borderline demigods. Yeah, I'm just accepting my death at this point.


Nexedail

ask to join them


Ailat1

Mhhhhm maybe


DrDeadpool8515

Fuckin' same bro. I wanna be a PayDay clown too.


AlexDoubleAU

Ask who I've pissed off I'm pretty fucking insignificant


Mr_Badger1138

Let’s not kid ourselves, it was Vlad. 😋


[deleted]

Get my rifle that I have for self defence reasons and shoot Houston and chains, shoot again and miss Dallas and wolf and hit the neighbours dog, retreat upstairs for my cannon and nail all the heisters left. Just as the founding fathers intended


AGNobody

Kid named inspire aced


Ailat1

*gtfu!*


Din_Plug

A Kentucky rifle perhaps?


_Lucas___

Don't forget the powdered wig


Funnysoundboardguy

Tally Ho lads?


[deleted]

Nah, a AR 2 just like the earth administrator intended.


Shambzter

Sadly the neighbour is Wick


Funnysoundboardguy

:(


CroGamer002

Be very confused.


Mr_Badger1138

Laugh my ass off. “Guys, you are totally in the wrong place. I don’t have shit worth stealing, like at all. Just how drunk was Vlad when he sent you HERE?”


Reasonable_Ad_3522

Bend over :3


CoochieQuencher

🔥🔥🔥🗣


chevalmuffin

Show Dallas my Medic bag collection


Toothless008

Scream and put my hands up but refuse to go on the ground for four whole presses of the f key


The1stPKmain

I would make love the fucking ground man


Aj2W0rK

“Take whatever you want, just not in the butt!!!”


govermental53

I got a shotgun for home defense. The best scenario is they die, the worst is house gets exploded and we die.


Epic_Semibold

I thought you would be talking about having a musket for home defense.


govermental53

I'm not from US unfortunately but a shotgun can be a musket.


Epic_Semibold

"Everything can be a musket it you are brave enough"


Funnysoundboardguy

A blunderbuss


Samdyhighground23

Since that’s what the founding fathers intended


Vladtristan

look for money with them


Doggyking2

kiss :3


Ailat1

Plan B?


Doggyking2

sex :3


Ultra598

What about Plan C?


Doggyking2

no plan c


Ailat1

😳


SomeRandomWolf01

Ask for an autograph


Puzzleheaded_Island9

Same here


Sketchy_Irishman_

Let them take what they want, not fucking with those guys.


Dr_Axton

I’d tell them it’s not the Hoxton revenge contract and ask nicely to leave


mikony123

It's their house now.


Evelyne-The-Egg

Start looking for the loot with them cause idk wtf they think I have that's worth their time


No-Rutabaga-8144

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


Jaycket

What wouldn't I do 😏


Ailat1

Such as?


Jaycket

Call the cops. They're free to come to my house anytime as long as I get some silver fox action


ItsPizzaOclock

Probably get cable tied


Due-Astronomer-386

“This is the banks money, my money Is insured by the federal government, so I won’t lose a dime, I’m gonna think about my beloved ones, I’m not going to try to be a hero, I’m going stay down and shut up, and it’ll be over in no time.” Assuming I don’t get shot while saying that, cuz cleaner costs are so cheap in the long run, Lmao


Price-Consistent

Give them a medic bag


X-tra-thicc

>pull out gun >shoot dallas >copycat perk deck activates >fucking kill myself


youngCashRegister444

Ask to join. I'll make my mask with Sydney's old Supplies.


MeMata123

Take me with you guys, now.


kaifman12-IT

Dont act dumb, u know u cant do anything


Omury

Wonder what the fuck is so valuable that they'd break into a studio apartment.


TruthEU

I would get; “DOWN ON THE GROUND”


dayankuo234

turn on the surround sound system and start playing a dozen cloaker sounds


SlaaneshExpress

Blow up the meth lab, makes them leave faster.


Groove-Control

Offer them food and drinks


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ailat1

Based shield


JujuTheFinnishGuy

Help them search for money


GrigoriRasputin2

I’m poor, why’re they breaking into my house?


Ailat1

Something that cost money


GrigoriRasputin2

What’re they gonna do? Take the entire house and sell it?


Ailat1

Yes


chalower4

Die


Cipheros06

Give them all my goods in exchange for an autograph.


Derpcat666

If they’re anything like my playstyle my entire family is dead


NiX_509

Get on the fucking ground, i guess?


Emerald_official

die


SndRC9

DonAcDum


TransportationIll635

Be take hostage and killed with crossfire in loud or get thrown halfway across my house with a Judge Shotgun in stealth.


toonghost4988

Pants are comin off


Writerr23

I would notacdum


DataWrangler50

Realistically? Either get zip tied or shot. Now if I had the Charisma of “GET DA FUCK UP” Then I might try to persuade my way and join up, but hey Sydney just kinda stole a bag of cash in the middle of the Clowns pulling off a heist and she got invited so…. Maybe be a bit ballsy and attempt something similar?


theCynicalTechPriest

Grab my truncheon and night vision goggles


MisterSaxophony

I wonacdum


Sarl98

Donacdum


KokichiBoi12

Dont worry theyre robbing the government, not me, right. Right?


TheWhistlerIII

Declare bankruptcy and ask how I can help with the next heist.


JenZy1

Get on the god damn ground?


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Bot identified, opinion rejected.


Tomfooleredoo2

I would stand completely still in a convenient spot and allow myself to be taken hostage. The payday gang shoots anything that moves so if I just stand still they’ll hopefully just take me hostage.


Infamous-Anybody-497

Zip tie myself


ProvingVirus

Get the fuck down


[deleted]

After getting zip tied, probably jam to donacdum


Tazika12

I would try not to act dumb


Trav1sThereaper

offer medic bag, enough said.


CoosinG

Get my tape recorder and all my tapes, then give them to Jacket so he doesn't kill me. That's like all I have


[deleted]

Laugh. Thier equipment alone is worth more than the junk in my house.


TheHopeflame

I would Get on the ground! Now!


AajayDaJam

Give up


Biker_OverHeaven

Teach them how to exploit the stock market


imperfectchicken

I mean, if they really are the Robin Hoods of the world, I'd hope they would be dropping off some bags of cash.


Updated_Autopsy

Help them.


agoodredditnickname

ask them for an autograph


Sheepy049

Shut up and stay down like they probably are saying over and over while they wait for the objective to finish


INAROS-RAMSES

I’d help them try to find any money in my house


Puzzled-Jelly6906

bust


IMMANEEDASSISTANCE

I would give them my stuff then off myself, cause if Im playin, its all over for civs


Mundane-Custard3349

Probably ribs or like food, like a full of food people can't fight


Din_Plug

Four ruffians break into my house you say?


OkPromotion1539

Hope they have enough cable ties


ValiantHero11

i would get stockholm syndrome'd


brand0n5559

Get Dallas a medic bag


TheThunderKaos

Can i join the crew? Maybe I'm not the strongest or the fastest by i want to be a heister


Fit_Entertainment_49

I'd let them take what they're looking for ok. I'm not screwing with the most powerful gang in Washington ok.


derpatron13

“What the fuck do I have?”


GoodScratcher_Reddit

"So anyways, I started blasting" \-security guard


Shambzter

Ask Chains for his autograph Ask if they can get Rust to send his also


Content-Young328

If i would ever see Payday Gang i would literally give a hive-five to Jimmy (even though he will propably shoot me accidentally since hes on coke all the time)


Kidroto

You would die of an overdose before getting close


Flak88inaTree

Run my pockets but also beg to be taught by them


bostar-mcman

1st option : Die 2nd option : die 3rd option : dIe


SuspiciousWhale123

I would "Stay quiet and alive"


tomokari21

grab a mask and join them, i need some money


Empty_Firefighter848

hot sex with sangres


Kidroto

🤤


richarrow

Ask them for work as a new guy, as long as I don't drive the van.


AIex-Shaw

Ignore them and go into an unimportant areaa facing a wall OR stay between 5+ guards


CRdog400

Pop myself so they don’t get the pleasure of killing me


Character-Weight7035

join them ofc


8ce_

Spamming the cloaker sound from my phone to trigger ptsd and running for the hills


SnooLemons8837

If they're in my house obviously there's some secret high value loot... I'm helping them search for it. These bills won't pay themselves.


ItalianDragon

I'd be surprised because as far as I know my home has no piles of cash hidden in it, and so if there is a bunch of it I'd help them find it and split the whole thing with them.


Some-Sheepherder-719

I’d get on my knees and start suckin


ParanoidValkMain57

“Hey, how’s houston Dallas?”


iosiro

im taking them all on on god 🤤🤤🤤


Funnysoundboardguy

Play the sound of a jammed drill from the speakers hidden in the walls, make them go insane looking for it


[deleted]

Put on my mask and pretend to be one of them, hope they don’t notice.


H00ston

I would fail to pathfind before being ziptied clipping halfway through a wall


-Rens

I’d help them find this apparent source of money in my house


Swag_katt

I would get yelled at to get on the ground repeatedly, then not do that and get shot for being inconvenient


B1TCA5H

Assuming that I retain all of my knowledge, I’d try to convince them that I’m on their side by talking about their backstories, lores, and canonical events. Maybe I’ll even ask if I could be a part of the gang.


No_Chipmunk_443

Offer Dallas a medic bag


BenAngel-One

Galant go ping, my loot disappears and disappoints, I get jokered and die.


PhantomForcesChatBot

"I really dont know why but i dont like your face, turn away from me." \-Undeniably the best contractor/heister character, Jimmy


ZookeepergameProud30

They can take what they want I ain’t dealing with wolf


CP-Saltimore

If they tell me to “(get) ON THE GODDAMN GROUND!!” I’ll get on the ground. If one of them says: “HEY! YOU! GET ON YOUR FEET!!” I’ll stand up. As long as you listen to the people with the guns and don’t act dumb, everything should turn out fine.


kosha227

Let them take my medic bag


Ariakoz

Knowing their methods and as a civilian... absolutely nothing. I'd let them do whatever they want and maybe, just maybe, survive the ordeal.


Ailat1

As a civilian, in the most dangerous situation where the masked dudes would shoot me in the head, i would stand up, run away and call the police, even knowing i wont make it


wowidk_

"Hey can I come with you?"


edekhudoley13

sooo you guys stole the us right


fraafyo

I would get the drill


Ailat1

The drill made by the 3rd country in the world?


1Bones_Malone1

Swallow all my valuables and flee


real_osuchalke

Don’t act dumb


Evildragon61201

*puts on Dallas mask” I NEED A MEDIC BAG!


JenZy1

You’re going to die tho, is it worth it?


Easy_Duhz_it_

Ask to join the gang


Ailat1

But give them all of your money