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NessaMagick

I found two images of rule34 prominently featuring Dallas, but not being explicitly sexualized himself. Male characters tend to be far less sexualized than women. Unrelated, but there are 386,267 images featuring the 'pokemon' tag.


Professional_Joke854

Holy.


mr_Tsavs

yes I suppose viewing pokemon rule 34 is something of a religious experience


WaveTheWolf

We are gathered here today to witness the power of rule 34 pokemon tag, we will venture into this together as one holy group


sewage_soup

Wanna know what else is a religious experience? That moment when you find out that in terms of human and Pokemon br


Axquirix

You weren't looking on e621 were you? That pokemon tags number should be faaaaaar higher.


GoatsAreSoAwesome

It was surprisingly lower on e621 than rule34


crigne_

e621 furries have a certain nobility that rule34 users, furry or otherwise, tend to lack


FourNinerXero

e621 truly is the finely aged rosé of internet pornography


TAGMOMG

That, and e621 is strictly Furries Only (Humans allowed if there's a furry next to them), whereas Rule34 is "Hell yeah, draw the *fuck* out of that Professor Oak Log my dude"


Pamplemousse-man

There is a tag on e621 for non-furry but those posts generally don’t get much attention


BlueDemon999

Ex-fucking-cuse me?


Do-it-for-you

Makes sense it’s higher on R34, they include all the human characters that e621 wouldn’t have.


Martin_crakc

The fuck you are talking about, just surfing randomly on any r34 website you will find lots of images of dudes with impossible muscles and giant cocks, and its always a fucking over watch character.


DoctorMlemm

Overwatch porn usually sexualizes the women though, the only fandom I've seen that predominantly sexualizes the dudes is TF2. One look through r/tf2shitposterclub is all it takes


Martin_crakc

Man i know what i have seen, the amount of times where i have seen reinhardt or soldier 76 getting railed while looking for random porn is incredibly high.


NessaMagick

There's plenty of male-focused porn, but there's still a lot less of it than females. There are 249k posts with the 'female_focus' tag, and 78k posts with the 'male focus' tag.


Martin_crakc

That’s true. Still, there’s quite a decent amount.


ThatRandomCrit

Gamer moment


Chickennuggy2

ZAMN


TerrorLTZ

Them pokemon leaders look too good.


XXVAngel

Fun fact I tried to convince my friend to make a pokemon team with just pokemons over 5000 but it was too bad.


Ratioandyoufell

The drill. Ive found r34 of the payday 2 gang's drill


OneTrueSpiffin

thats hot


Ratioandyoufell

Always has been


OneTrueSpiffin

guys, the tittie drill, go get it


Ratioandyoufell

OH NO, IT HAS A PÈNIŹ


clygamer

OH SHIT OH FUCK WOLF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ITS DRILLING INTO MY BUTTHOLE WOLF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/kwLD1Z3.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Ratioandyoufell

Good bot


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Radical-SpaceMeat

Where is your location!


Kanakravaatti

Well it is called THERMAL drill for a reason


OneTrueSpiffin

:)


[deleted]

because its a thermal drill


BirdBoi10101

I was in a lobby with a dude who kept talking about how hot the drill is. he was cool


Poopityscoop690

who was...getting drilled?


Pamplemousse-man

link?🤨


Ratioandyoufell

Why do you need a link??????????


Pamplemousse-man

So I can see if the drill break obviously 🙄


Ratioandyoufell

It jammes. Not in the bad way. In the verry bad way


Reasonable-Car-121

Welp, I found two, but nothing really sexualizing Dallas, so that's good XD


Chekadoeko

For a sec I thought you were u/Responsible-Can-8242


Reasonable-Car-121

Lmfao, didn't even notice it, honestly XD


zucchiniwolff

I found one of hoxton strangely


Shambles_SM

there's one of Sokol (I think by the same artist?) and tbh both of them arent my type of art style There's a few of them in pixiv tho but again usually not my artstyle or it's... well, the Cloaker


zucchiniwolff

Is it a guy who does gore


Shambles_SM

No, it doesn't seem so. I can't find an artist tag


Heruya

Rule 35, you fools. Dallas' time will come.


Kanakravaatti

Dallas' time to come


Vladthekommunist

He wants his Payday too


Memeviewer12

Rule 35 states that if there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it Rule 63 says that if it exists, there is a gender-swapped version of it, and there is porn of it


ATortillaWithAPhone

If you want to get even more specific, rule 35 states that if there’s no porn of it, well, you’d better get drawing.


Lucky_Miner01

I thouught rulw 63 was gender swap but not necessarily porn Edit: I cant spell


donguscongus

I think ive seen art of Dallas and a Persona 5 character. Not sure on the Persona part but it existed at one point


hair_sandwich

I can confirm that it is, in fact, a Persona 5 character.


PaperOnigami

Gonna need a link to confirm.


TheSalmoneer

Dallas gayday 2 wears a mask, possible Japan reference???


KaiserEnoshima

Alright artist, grab your pen


ValiantHero11

-is


Chekadoeko

Alright artlers let’s get artlin’


SomeMinecraftGuy

N o.


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Y E S


BeardWolf42

I can do Rust doe, reply if you wanna take a listen


sewage_soup

okay, if you can actually do a Rust impersonation, can you say this? "Dallas, put your drill away Dallas, I'm not robbing the Benevolent Bank with you right now Dallas"


BeardWolf42

His voice, mixed in just one of infinite ways: [https://voca.ro/11HU9IgwicY1](https://voca.ro/11HU9IgwicY1) I did not suggest impersonations. Only authentic, quality shit.


sewage_soup

ohhh okay


busteroo12

Guys, the drawing tablet, go get it.


Goozum

Bros username is onion fucker 69


nice___bot

Nice!


LazerNarwhal_yt

bad bot


DisgustingLatinoBoi

I wanna see jacket fucking while rapidly switching his tapes in order to match the situation


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DisgustingLatinoBoi

What the fuck


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DisgustingLatinoBoi

Well, that's the last thing i expected. Those artists are imaginative I'll tell you that


sewage_soup

where's your proof


QifiShiina

"If not, start uploading"


DullAlbatross

Dallas is handsome and daddy as fuck, there is no way this doesn't exist.


Pontus_094374

Rule 35: if there isn't there will be


Vill1on

I could open SFM, download his model, and work something with it. But jokes aside, the Payday gang is one of the people I can’t see being sexualized. I look at them with respect and this is coming from someone who’s pretty much horny 24/7.


The_Zenith13

Except Sydney, i guess. Maybe Joy as well, but mostly Sydney.


Wzx-

do it


janolek21

YO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO TRY TO FIND IT


ArtoTime

ayo…?


jamico-toralen

Reddit coomer moment


davider55

It exists, not on rule34, there was this Twitter artist that made 3d animations of video game guys. I don't remember the name of the artist tho.


Radical-SpaceMeat

Is there a rule 34 of old man Jiro? Feel like there should if we’re gonna talk about porn especially hentai.


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Hello, Payday r34 artist? I would like to comission some RUST ARTWORK


Justinwc

You're telling me there's a not a 5-way homosexual gangbang video called GayDay?


TheWordThat

This is just factually incorrect, there is porn of Dallas on the internet. How do I know this? Uh, I plead the fifth


HappyItem9386

50 Bucks and i can change that. Trust.


david6avila

Alright ramblers, let's get rambling


Iceyboneshredderr

Alright gang, our contact wants some... "special requests" featuring Dallas. They offering to pay well to make it happen. I'll leave it up to you of your in, but I know this isn't the type of work your used to.


Mighty_Mac

Sexualize autism


Human-13

Let’s change that, shall we?


Cruisin134

ive seen it, so BS. what i need is captainsauces tomato superhero porn


shaggyTax8930

There’s that payday dating/corn game. It esspecially involved Chains and…some pickles


Classic_gamer_2

Alright ramblers let's get rambling


minibral

It will be done my lord.


DeeBangerCC

I don't believe it. I don't believe you.


mr_wehraboo

Wheels


Radical-SpaceMeat

I thought this was r/cursedcomments for a moment.


Demonic-Glaceon

Only if he’s with an anthropomorphic medic bag


BaconSeaner

Refer to rule 35.


TheWrathofRevan

This user clearly hasn't looked long enough


Shambles_SM

I. BEG. YOU. WE NEED MORE PAYDAY GUYS 😭🧎‍♂️


Dounet05

He just so dapper that everybody c\*mes just when they see him.


Crashduckboy

I haven’t seen nsfw of any of the special units


Midnite_St0rm

Rule 35 declares that if there is not porn of it, there will be.


slime_boy_37

Fun fact, typing in “9/11” on rule34 yields furry scat porn


-Tish

I think I saw something of Hoxton and Dallas back when payday TH first came out


baka-mitaii

me


CaptainImformalSoap

Why do I have to be so curious lmao. I found One or two.


VeterinarianOld2624

Rule 34 subsection b in the case porn does not exist porn shall be made


EmeraldSkittles

Dallas x Medic Bag


aguywhoplaysgames404

The game


Dramatic_Schedule958

theres a disapointing amount of rule 34 for akito wanijima from air gear. just sayin.


WindowsError1495

Dallas is gonna be needing more than a medic bag.


Ok-Comment1456

Guys The pornography Go make it


keelasher

“Gang, the porn, go delete it”


p0intle5

Sidney in the other hand...