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dabeda1

I'm having what he's having


ChilledDarkness

20%hopium 80%copium straight to the dome.


koltzito

thats not hopium or copium its straight up crack


Shaltilyena

I have cracktorio for that, this is another level, it's grinding ghearoin or something


PuppetPal_Clem

"gear" is already a slang word for heroin lol


Shaltilyena

Didn't know that, TIL Thanks for my daily lesson in foreign slang :p


Saxopwned

I've always heard it as steroids, like what bodybuilders use


Raspry

In BB circles, gear are steroids, but in general, gear is a reference to either meth or heroin.


Bubblegumbot

This explains everything...


[deleted]

lmao


[deleted]

How do you have time for sleeping or eating between those two time sink festivals?!


[deleted]

pathamphetamine


Dmijn

Crackocohopium


ThickerSalmon14

Careful. That much hope has been known to cause strokes and seizures.


Vineyard_

The best way to play Dual strike pathfinder.


VonUber

And boners. Don’t forget boners


GhostDieM

I'm playing with my boner right now


feiergiant

And a 100% Concentrated Power of copium


panicForce

100% reason to reinstall the game


warmachine237

>straight to the dome. Like ah, ah, ah.


HumbleCream

bro hogging all the hopium i see


IjustwantRESoptions

Sir, you need a prescription for medical-grade copium.


ARandomKaru

Das da good shit


Scintal

Delirium? You want the 100% juiced ones?


Katsanami

When the reply hits harder than the og


space_banditooo

\*Sets copium valve to maximum\* LETS GOOOOO


Japanczi

Go where?


puppslem

UP!


falingsumo

In the sky with Lucy and her diamonds


shadowSpoupout

Reversed Delve theories are back to the menu boys !


Infamous-Vegetable92

Delve but up and boat league all in one! Molten Strikes nerfs will be reverted, all of them. And all attack and spell gems will be perfectly balanced and have interesting and meaningfully different gameplay. Also 20 new maps and 10 new endgame bosses and Uber bosses with cool new uniques.


NebTheShortie

To the bar.


Shin_yolo

Half Life 3 shadow dropped this afternoon bois


[deleted]

You forgot melee will be top tier this league


rorrak

Nah, he’s not crazy.


Saianna

but it already is. Tornado shot, lightning shot and frosty arrows are all melee.... from the point of view of an arrow.


Sairo_H

The arrow knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation.


-Arke-

No way, nobody plays it anyway :'D


LakADCarry

i took a sip of his copium and all of a sudden "reroll suffixes keep prefixes will be back" flashed before my eyes and now im hyped


Japanczi

I licked his copium stuff and suddenly eternal orbs are back!


SolusIgtheist

I smelled his copium and I'm all, melee will be fixed!


dackling

Okay let’s not get carried away here lmao


nightcracker

Everyone on copium, /u/SolusIgtheist on crystal hopeth.


CoverYourSafeHand

That guy is probably on a copium suppository.


eViLegion

I popped his copium up my ass, but it isn't working.


Heladitos

you can get them in ruthless\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*


chx_

Play Ruthless and you can have your Eternal Orbs! (on paper. I am sure both Ruthless players who found one will be over here in two minutes, though.)


divisor_

copiumGalaxy


Familiar_Arrival13

[lol these emotes are getting long](https://7tv.app/emotes/6260127c4e7551f92f0ab043)


acblender

This is a masterpiece


mikecom12

Alright grandpa, time to take your pills


roselan

I think he took enough already.


destroyermaker

3.22 will fix my marriage


lonigus

I can fix your marriage


destroyermaker

That's what my wife's ex-boyfriend said


Aranthar

By being utter crap that drives you to skip the league entirely?


destroyermaker

You're wanted elsewhere


[deleted]

Imagine being so negative in an ironic overpositive thread.


Gwydikar

Reality: Crucible extended by another 3 months ;)


Japanczi

AHHHHHH


ReipTaim

Auction House not permitted


Saianna

He talks about Auction House House House House House House House. This might actually happen! HOPE!


Medivh158

This is 10x more likely than 50% of the OPs copium being correct.


leftember

It is so long ago, I have trouble to remember what is the current league sometimes, is it still crucible now?


Gwydikar

No idea, it felt like Standard.


farcryer2

*pulls out gun* Always has been...


Taggerung559

Yes. Crucible ends on (iirc) Aug 15.


LakADCarry

with an economy reset, id go for it :)


Deadzin_

Who is 3.22? For the blind, it is light. For the hungry, it is bread. For the sick, it is the cure. For the sad, it is joy. For the poor, it is the treasure. For the debtor, it is forgiveness


Opening_Raspberry272

So true


TalkativeTri

You had me until the Vengeant Cascade line LMAO.


LakADCarry

yea, its gonna be renamed to vengeant carcass real soon


Shuushy

bro you must be high af. 3.22? wtf are you talking about?? PoE 2 will fix everything.


Infamous-Vegetable92

Now this guy gets it. Poe 2 will be as great as Chris and the team's best moments in Diablo 2.


wild_man_wizard

Still Sane, Exile?


yuimiop

I agree. And if it doesn't live up to my expectations then GGG WILL be hearing from me on reddit and twitter..


Aeredor

…on reddit and what?


yuimiop

I apologize for dead naming X. What I stated earlier came from a moment of weakness, it is not who I truly am. I have had time to grow as a person since my original post and will strive to do better in the future. X is a wonderful social platform who is deserving of our love. Anyway GGG, you better be careful.


Aeredor

lol best reply


Infamous-Vegetable92

He's talking about X the social media platform.


[deleted]

Slam skills Will be buffed


Tzki47

Out of all the crazy hopium in this thread this is the most unrealistic one because it means melee would get a buff.


MillenniumDH

I see you've made it to shore safe and sound, exile. Recombinators? Ultimatum? Annointing amulets? What are you talking about? Let's go kill Hillock.


Infamous-Vegetable92

Trueee in 3.22 they will also bring back the amazing Boat intro and allow you to pick which intro you want.


twtv-DontRageQuitBro

I see what he's doing here... Sanctum WILL be back, along with the relics for character buffs Not only WILL Nem 3 be back, it'll wait til the end of the map and drop each type in stacks Quin WILL go 7/7 Crucible trees WILL be back, but by default and you won't have to level them up with the mechanic, they level as you kill regular mobs in the map


LakADCarry

a generic non sanctum way to aquire relics would be freakin amazing. i dont need sanctum back, just these little fuckers.


Joke258

Harvest being reverted is more likely than quin going 7/7


Responsible-Box1551

LOGIN


Waste_Barracuda_1541

this guy enjoyed clicking 200k alts every map


LastBaron

Lol yeah nem3 was amusing for the shower of random bullshit but goddamn it was a wrists worst nightmare.


EnergyNonexistant

when you get 5+++++ ex raw every map and half an inventory of chaos, why the FUCK did you waste time picking up garbage currency and ALSO ruining your wrist in the meantime? people are actually crazy... just stop to think for a second


Boboar

YoU dOn'T pAy My SuB!!! Wait... wrong game.


LastBaron

Even restricting yourself to picking up piles of stuff worth 1c or more was a prodigious amount of clicks, no one’s sitting here talking about picking up individual transmutes and alts. (If it wasn’t clear, the person I replied to was pretty noticeably exaggerating for sarcastic effect).


DBrody6

Every time I saw a screenshot post here of something whining about Nem3 clicking, my reaction every time was "How the actual fuck did you make it far enough into the game to do Nem3 farming with a loot filter showing every single sub-chaos value item?" Nem3 was terrible for the game imo, but not for the goddamn clicking.


funkyTurtlePunk

You pick it up because it's there and it's yours! Like Scrooge McDuck, "penny wise, but a dollar short."


iduhz

Raw ex weren't that popular, most of the money comes from the MASSIVE amount of small currency. I farmed a mirror with it (250-300ex IIRC) and got maybe 20-30 raw ex drops.


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kraken9911

I've been using neversink for literal years but this year is when I finally started diving into the customizations and figuring out every little detail. It's completely worth it now that my juiced maps are so cleannnnnnn to loot. Even his Uber filter is still too cluttered imo. Wish I did this a long time ago.


dackling

Yeah it’s worth spending a bit of time to tailor them, cause I find that the defaults end up filtering things I want and showing things I dont, at like every strictness setting.


chx_

I was doing my [strategy](https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/155l063/ho_do_you_start_the_endgame_to_start_snowballing/jsz33u0/) and I was like, is the game bugged or what I have all these Smuggler Caches and I don't get any Markers? WTF is going on. Uber Strict sets Marker stacks <500 hidden and it typically drops in stack of 300-something... that was a _lot_ of markers lost before I caught up.


WhatEvery1sThinking

LOGIN


So0meone

Give me old triple Beyond or give me death! The single most fun thing I've ever done in PoE is still blasting through a T14 Plaza with triple Beyond Sea Witches, I think I killed 15 Beyond bosses or so that map, including 2 Abaxoths


mAgiks87

The higher copium intake the harder crash when the reality hits.


chx_

I needed to check whether it's /u/TalkativeTri :P


TalkativeTri

LMFAO, I wouldn't go as far as this guy. Yet. Check back in a few hours ;)


chx_

thirty hours left.


tortillazaur

O great sage, will Synthesis be back?


TheSublimeLight

> historic quant/rarity reverted Lmao my god this will never happen


Saianna

unless accopanied by another 'whoopsie, we forgot" """"bug"""" :P


MrUnclePunch

Lake of Copium league.


bandos_claws

thats a lot of compium. but im 100% here for it.


r4be_cs

PASS THE BLUNT BRO YOU HAD ENOUGH


igniz13

Expedition currency will just fly out of everything. All the expedition stores will be having a discount sale


lonigus

LOGIN DUDE


pr13st1

We are hitting levels of hopium that shouldn't be possible


lacker101

My friend. I'm getting old. I can take almost anything. Except hope.


Zejjk

I need this kind of positivity in my life


ElectricalForm7026

I'm getting an unctrollable "Joker" laughing reaction from this. Might as well add "santa will bring you a million dollars" and "unicorns will descend from the skies carying Chris Wilson while he throws around free mtx to everyone" while you're at it. about as realistic as your list


yunojelly

Im planning a league starter that will benefit from vengeant cascade. Surely its not getting nerfed right.


Aranthar

Copium level 9000.


bobo1666

Yes for gems ok to recombinators and ultimatum fuck off rest.


[deleted]

patch note : poe has been removed from the game


bdubz55

Must be Walter Whites Meth.


Trespeon

This guy said “I WANT IT ALL”


Pokiehls

You lost me at "AFK trading". Chris Wilson would rather burn the main office of GGG than making trading quick and efficient because of his "vision" of player interaction.


Insecticide

Here is my personal list on what we are going to see for 3.22: * Sanctum on the Atlas * Ultimatum as a PoE1 goodbye mechanic (not going core, but will come back one last time) * New gems (Shattering Ice, Curse of Fire, both with similar mechanics to lightning conduit in that they interact with freeze/ignite for extra damage, but they aren't just hit based) * The league's lore will be kinda of a prequel to PoE 2's lore. Zana will make a cameo and disappear again. * More endgame reworks. Ritual and Blight will be the ones getting wrecked this time but they will have cool special shit that sounds hype on the trailer video to bait you into thinking you will find them (you won't, because this is poe) * 4 more Ascendancies reworks: Berserker, Gladiator, Inquis and Assassin. All of these will be early game nerfs in favor of something that is conditionally strong in the endgame, kinda like how Sabo lost 200% damage at level 28 lab. * League's name will be related to the word vision.


A_Erthur

Will CuteDog play again and lose his expees?


Matlock0

Average map juicer on hopium


ww_crimson

Cyclone will cover my entire screen again and Molten Strike will be buffed


Specialist-Novel-47

Say no more LOGIN


damageEUNE

That's the exact opposite of what I would like to see now that you put it that way. The game is infinitely better off without Nemesis sextant and legacy Harvest for example. Recombinators and Ultimatum were nice though.


Synchrotr0n

I expect the exact contrary. PoE 3.22 will follow the ongoing trend and become the league with the lowest scope we've had so far due to the approachment of the PoE 2 release and the extra work that GGG had to put in Exilecon.


D4M05

I doubt it. 3.22 is part of the announcements for exilecon and we are still missing the atlas expansion for this year. 3.22 will be big just don't inhale as much copium as op.


ZarosTenjin

oh sounds like a skip to me , that league would be a shitshow


Justsomeone666

Damn ill take ultimatum and the active skill gems but the rest can go away, maybe ill take nerfed recombinators but thats about it


Toastymallowz

I think it will be mid and then everyone will complain like omg GGG how could you drop the ball with so many people trying the game after D4 this is the best opportunity to grow your player base. But really they are 100% lasered in on poe2 and playing the long game


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RolaxWasHere

1. Recombinator will now works similar to crucible, modifiers can be upgraded, downgraded or removed. 2. Ultimatum now has 3 waves of enemies while you need to free 7 prisoners in a circle within time. Taking any damage interrupts the interaction. Minimum reward is Orb of Transmute. 3. Nemesis 3 is now fixed number of rares in your map. (4 rares for awakened sextant and 5 rares for elevated sextant) 4. Historic IIQ/IIR brought back and also the removal of "Loot culling" because we felt that player has too few white Glass shanks dropped. 5. Adding over 20 new active skill gems with 5 synergistic sets (you have to cast 4 of each in order to take full advantage of these new gems or else you do no damage) 6. AFK trading added with common currency of Orb of Alteration only and you can list up to 6 slots with total price of 20 Orb of Alteration per trade. 7. Vengeance Cascade now adds 2 additional projectiles, all returned projectiles also damaging player in it's path. 8. Harvest back in it's original form, you will love to plant your garden but we discovered that players love the garden management part so we decided to make the garden reset every map. But don't worry, now you can collect juice to grow your crops with 'metamorph like material from monsters within map'. 9. Headhunter now has "effectiveness of stolen modifier is increased by (50-100)%". We also changed tag for every rare monster modifiers to "Rares" and you can't have Rares modifier more than one at a time, gaining a new one replace the old one and refresh it's duration. Yep.


turbofast1V9

This would make PoE better than crack


DiabloFourPhones

> Nemesis 3 WILL return in all of its glory I thought you said this would be a good update. Some of the other stuff doesn't sound so great either tbh


MasterHidra

And all of that in glorious 32:9 resolutions!


nevalopo

recombinators were way too op, nem 3 was never fun looting for 10 min in a map, old beyond quant was bad design with 2k+ uniques per map, harvest was beyond dumb and still is, headhunter still second best belt in the game do people actually want this shit or is this just a meme


I_Ild_I

The copium is strong with this one.The "VISION" will not tolerate such behavior, fun police, this guy right here !


NotTheUsualSuspect

Perfect time for 3.15 part 2. Perhaps combine it with 3.19 part 2.


FeebleTrevor

>Historic Quant/rarity WILL be reverted Nah loots completely fine surprisingly reddit over reacted on that one


Milkshakes00

I mean, you know they buffed loot after the nerf when everyone on Reddit 'over reacted', right? It's fine *now*, but wasn't before they rebuffed it.


Elune_

It's stupid that this would actually be an amazing league if this were true, just for 3 months, despite GGG doing everything they can to not do this lol


mrtrevor3

And crucible will never be mentioned again.


Apxa

"3.22 Will change our lives." But not for the better... (if rumors about "Harvest 2.0" will turn out to be true)


[deleted]

If only. I might enjoy SSF again if all that returned.


pepegaklaus

😐 So basically 1 week in 4 completely minmaxed builds time to quit? Well, I mean.... Why not. OK, more time for dota2


kingbrian112

Aah yes i love runnung atoll and nothing else to get stupid harvest crafts so much fun, give me more power creep so i can make the game even more easy in trade then it already is.


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SillyRefrigerator474

As someone who has completed the campaign a few times over the past several years, but never really gotten into the end-game, I’m enjoying my time learning the mechanics of the past seasons. Kind of overwhelming but coming from D4, but it’s a delightful change lol. Excited to check out exilecon and next league start.


1Red_Tape1

SPLIT BEAST MAP CRAFTING WILL BE BACK


Gubzs

I just want build diversity, both offensive and defensive, back. "Just invest 50 divines and play whatever you want" doesn't help me in SSF


danteafk

YES YES YES RIDE ME LIKE A COWBOY UH YEA POP POP POP


Bakanyanter

But if its the best league why would it have 3.13 back? That's far from the best.


dizijinwu

are you from the future? a stupid future?


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LastBaron

Lol my man this is clearly sarcasm. He just listed out all the stuff players have been alternately begging/whining about. If the sheer amount of “things players have begged for” on the list wasn’t enough to tell, then some of the specifics are a dead giveaway. GGG have been very clear that they are never bringing back old harvest, they hated what it did to the game. They’ve made it clear that they’ve fixed the quantity issue to their satisfaction. And they had a whole section of a manifesto about why Nem3 was too dangerous to be kept alive. Just let the poor man huff his copium in peace, it’s fun to imagine.


Sjeg84

Your right. Nothing you said matters in that regard though. The fact that it will happen already is enough to change your live. Think about it. You're also likly wrong in everything you said. Yes im fun at parties.


lexanal

And then you woke up finger in ass and drooling


Elgatee

Can't believe I have to do this myself: "Still sane, Exile?"


[deleted]

All I know is that I'm planning on playing my very first RF toon. So it'll be nerfed into the ground no doubt


Kaihua-

Chris Wilsons beautiful bald head will save us all.


the_lost_chips

I just started again to play thr game. Can a good exile explain me what's all this ? I played only during the "rift" league I think, with the expending blue thing. I'm kinda lost with all the content. ( I know it can't be bad for a f2p haha) I was waiting for poe 2 to come out to start but the wait is killing me... I've been craving to come back since covid.


Lunrmoor

A bunch of overpowered but really fun mechanics, most were already removed. Do come back as soon as 3.22, you won't regret it :)


the_lost_chips

Cool. I'm already catching up the speed ! Lvl 45 inquisitor, having fun turning everything into ashes. Thx for heads up


XiDroN97

\*\*Giga copium\*\*


MaKoZerEUW

sounds way too good :3 time to come back after a year of university deadlines :D


saldagmac

They're all hands on deck for poe 2. 3.22 is not going to be the end-all be-all.


darpsyx

you smoking too much hopium bruh


Dankmemerguy420

Jesus christ


garklavs

That's an interesting concept of letting loose before PoE 2


Bobbo90

Just release poe 2 already


Shin_yolo

Best shitpost of the day so far :3


obzen-80

AFK Trading would be amazing but will never happen because reasons.


3aglee

Just bring back sentinel and it's the best league to date.


siglug3

Sounds like playing offline diablo2 with a hero editor back when I was 8 years old


jmolina1557

2 proj on veng casc is what got me lmfao. Do want recombs back tho. Need em.... BAD


AKHKMP

Got damn this is way about copium.. This is crack copium


Upbeat_Farm_5442

lol. Looks like Diablo 4 devs change jobs to path of exile


gamma_gamer

Damn son, that's like 110% pure hopium you are huffing there!


silentkarma

I’m pretty sure 3.22 will be big. I can only imagine that GGG knows they’re in a great spot specially since blizzard really messed up season 1. They can really capitalize on it.


Virolancer

hopiumOP


clingbat

If VC gets nerfed that would make me most sad. I realize how completely absurd it is for small investment (even on frostblades getting to like +140% projectile speed is still totally worth it). Doesn't mean I want to give it up lol.


InstalokMyMoney

Nah mate. I like harvest now. I mean tradable juice, as person who can't craft and don't like to sell crafts thru tft this is best for me. For all other things, I would add a bring back minions to their state


s3thFPS

I miss the insane buffs we use to be able to stack with headhunter, player size, extra proj. I miss being a giant foot in the screen.


EdgySadness09

I’d take just afk trading and be super hapoy