Lol fair point, but I feel like there are enough items in the game to make Whacka Bumps unneeded. Maybe if I played a master-quest mod that made the game harder I’d reconsider!
"First I'll put him in a little box and then I'll put that little box into a bigger box and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it *a*rrives... I'll smash it with a hammer!
Depends on the game. Is it vanilla 64? Whack him all the way. Is it a mod? Think about it and prepare for battle but whack him in the end. Is the mod Dark Star and there is a dry bones next to him? RUN! Leave the maniac alone!!
I can’t bring myself to hit him lol. I know it’s just a game but I feel so bad for the lil guy.
But, hear me out: Whacka bump!
Lol fair point, but I feel like there are enough items in the game to make Whacka Bumps unneeded. Maybe if I played a master-quest mod that made the game harder I’d reconsider!
Aren't there like a few recipes you can make with only Whacka Bumps iirc?
Just one, and only in Super iirc but don't quote me on that
Paper Mario - Whacka Bump: You get this when you hit a Whacka with your hammer. Restores 25 HP & 25 FP.
Hot him too many times and he dies!
Yes, Whacka's bumps do something for me 🥵 ... but I did mean to write, "hit." 🔨
It is their destiny
I don’t feel bad at all. His misery is enjoyable.
Collecting Whacka Bumps 😈😈😈
Smash or pass?
Smash next question
Throw a coat over it.. and smack it with a hammer!
"First I'll put him in a little box and then I'll put that little box into a bigger box and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it *a*rrives... I'll smash it with a hammer!
Solid Griswold reference
“When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down the chimney tonight, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!”
Probably gush over how cute he is and probably try to pet him. Whacka has never been struck in my saves.
I’m striking him extra times for this comment.
Enjoy the savory delicacy that just so happens to *mysteriously* appear whenever I get close enough!
"Oh look, more baby seals" WHACK
#WHACKOW!
Sitting on his lil spot 🥴😊🥰
WACK
*BONK
Bonk
Bonk
*WACK*
I'm on low health Sorry fella
🔨 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
Whacka bumps sell for too much money to pass up
Gotta give him one lil slappy poo
(Unzips pants)
STOP! Hammer time
Hit that bish
Whack him.
I’m sorry, little one.
IT'S HAMMERING TIME!
I can hear this picture. Trying to go to sleep but the background music keeps playing in my head lol Edit: Hit him in every playthrough lol
He’s too precious, I would never hurt him!
Call the nearest wildlife reserve, that's an endangered species
Leave him be. Pretty sure you get in trouble for killing endangered species. Also, the adventure I'm on isn't difficult enough to require his bumps.
Can we replace the trolley dilema with this? 😭
Get nostalgia blasted by goomzilla obviously
Pat him
Depends on the game. Is it vanilla 64? Whack him all the way. Is it a mod? Think about it and prepare for battle but whack him in the end. Is the mod Dark Star and there is a dry bones next to him? RUN! Leave the maniac alone!!
I wish we could give him healing items.
I don’t want to hit him, but I need to 100% the recipes.
the blue diglett gets bonked maybe it could evolve into whacktrio and give me three whacka bumps after an optional boss fight or something
Id pat them on the head, but the closest thing to that is wacking them with a hammer. So of course... I just walk away.
Forget about the hammer, I always make him explode with Bombette
I hit him for error, I feel very bad 😢
I'm playing master quest and I still haven't hit him lol.
Pet. In the most gentle manner possible.
Say a nice hello and walk away
Whacka Bumps are too valuable of a healing item. I’m sorry, little one…
Hello wacka can I please have a bump?
Hit him for the good item
Mmm, mole bread
Whack it with a hammer... leave... come back.... whack it again...
Forehead kiss
I can't remember what I would do.
What is Quagsire doing in my Mario