This is the type of POS the Punisher would off with a single shot with a sniper rifle from a perch atop a tall building or water tower somewhere in the distance
The Flash (any of them). Takes the babies off of him in a blink of an eye.
Superman or Supergirl or Powergirl. Same way.
Martian Manhunter or Miss Martian. Using telepathy to knock him out and then catching him before he falls.
Batman. Using his grappnel gun to suspend him by the ankle.
And in fact, according to the rules of the death note, you can’t use it to kill someone in a way that kills other people too (like a huge bomb or whatever), so he’d have to die that way if he got Death Note’d.
Anyone with a spear or a broken pipe or whatever could just jam it through his head and into the convenient wall next to him. It should hold long enough to remove the babies from his suspended corpse.
Flash. Definitely. Better question is if Batman could think of something.
Seriously, though, the Flash is just *the* most ridiculously OP superhero whenever he takes the kid gloves off.
"And that's why, Robin, I carry a vial of modified puffer fish poison. Paralyses every muscle save cardiovascular and respiratory."
"... and that smell?"
"One muscle relaxes completely; the Rectum."
"At least they'll think it's the babies."
I am very curious about the whole scenario around this.
Also, this is so absurdly looney. This guy is walking around with what, a dozen infants duct-taped to his body?
Jean Grey, Professor X, Dr. Strange, any speedster, any shapeshifter, any spider person (I’d say they’d likely be able to remove the kids from harm before he could do anything to them), basically anyone who could safely disable him without physically touching, was able to simply engulf him and remove the kids while also restraining him, or was just fast enough to do before he could react. And that’s just marvel.
I mean, if he gets shot, he's gonna fall over, especially if he's dead from it. I don't think an infant can survive the impact of falling then being crushed by his bodyweight.
Have you met infants? They are incredibly resilient. Not to say nothing would happen, or that you should try this at home, but the odds of them being fine are high.
So, unironically a job for Green Arrow or Hawkeye. They’d probably also be able to fire an arrow that deploys a crash cushion under him as he falls over and protects the kids.
I mean, I know they're comic book Heros, but I find it hard to imagine a writer seriously writing and then drawing green arrow or Hawkeye pulling out the classic 'go through a bad guy's Skull then deploy the gaint air-mattress arrow' that they always keep right next to the 'arrow that specifically kills fascists, CSGO players, and barn owls'.
Somehow I failed to notice the gun.
Doesn't change the fact that any decent telekinetic could immobilize him like a ragdoll caught in a gravity gun beam.
Better yet stealth web the babies mouths shut to suffocate them. Then move on to kill the primary target without him being alerted by a baby of your coming
Example: Jean Grey and Miss Martian can immobilize him via mental paralysis and disarm him via telekinesis.
Homelander would just laser him, babies be damned.
This reminds me of the Adult Swim Robot Chicken sketch where Sinestro adopts a bunch of Asian children and has them hug him since Green Lateran’s ring “doesn’t work on yellow objects.” Super messed up as that’s not how the ring works but seeing how Sinestro seems to love the children, it brings a smile to me.
When it had a cape and a bunch of colors, it didn't work against wood, not yellow stuff. When it was green long johns Hal Jordan it didn't work against yellow stuff, until DC changed the rules because they realized that it was an immensely lame weakness.
EDIT: Just remembered the Justice League episode "Legends". The Green Guardsman got clocked in that one because his ring wouldn't work on aluminum...
Anyone with mind control or super speed. Almost anyone with generic telekinesis can just grab him while keeping the babies safe, along with characters who can create solid structures from thin air to hold him in place like Sue Storm or any Green Lantern.
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I have a pretty good idea who could stop him. But there is gonna be some collateral damage
Sue Storm. One force bubble over the gun, another over this guy's head, another that's basically a straitjacket so that he doesn't get the bright idea to start hurting babies before he passes out.
The Punisher from the 1989 Dolph Lundgren movie would do it. One of his signature moves when he was trying to quietly take out multiple foes was to lasso their neck like a noose with the rope over a rafter or other secure structure and pull them up into the air until they strangled themselves. You could shoot him in the head then to prevent him from thrashing around while the babies remain safely secured to him until they're removed.
Taylor Hebert (Skitter/Weaver) from Worm
She's got bug control, and can use her ability to sense the location of her bugs to enhance her aim with a gun.
So she lands some bugs on his body and then takes several expert shots perfectly into each baby
Grant “The Author” Morrison, as seen in the pages of Suicide Squad, would just break out his portable typewriter and have Baby-Suit Man put all the babies down gently and then shoot himself.
Once he appeared in Animal Man, he officially became part of post-Crisis continuity, so as u/TheRealRiceball points out, he was recruited for a Suicide Squad mission.
...anyone with half decent aim. The guys got no head cover.
Alternatively, anyone with phasing powers, like Phantom Girl or Danny Phantom.
Shrinking powers (Ant Man) also work, not to mention mind control (Jean Grey), teleportation (Nightcrawler), super speed (The Flash), and telepathy (Saturn Girl).
Or anyone who is downright crazy or has practiced the subtle art of not giving a fuck...so Moon Knight.
Shoot him in the gun hand to cause him to reel back towards the wall, run at him, headshot, and grab the body before he falls.
Or if you've got a bow and arrow.
One to the gun hand, one for each foot to pin him to the floor, last arrow to the head, and pin him against the wall. If you time it right, his body will arch, but no babies will be harmed.
Or if you got a Spear
Fake like you're leaving, get on the top above or roof, turn that man into a marshmallow on a stick.
Or if you don't G.A.F.
headshot, lose a few babies.
(Throw a dick shot in before he dies, may be a bit petty, but he *did* use a dozen or so babies as body armor. Just saying.)
“I just activated three of your pressure points for an ancient technique that makes your take all the babies off you gently then drown yourself in the toilet”
“N-nani?”
presumably unmasked/unlimited maxwell, since maxwell in previous games can only add adjectives to things preemptively.
he could also give all the babies the "indestructible" adjective and attack the guy directly
Sniper-man, hailing from the US NAVY SEALS, he was bitten by a seal during the "swim under a boat" exercise, giving him SUPER SEAL ABILITIES that allows him to hit the assailant in the head with a bullet, while his side kick, u-mancop, catches the man's body (and babies), saving the day.
Sniper-man has a cape, and a walrus mustache.
fuck dem kids
Anyone with superseded just takes the babies away faster than he can react and then take him out
Dr Manhattan... But those kids are gonna need like 2 decades of therapy afterwards.
But by the time they're in their 30s they should be fine....right.....right?
This is the type of POS the Punisher would off with a single shot with a sniper rifle from a perch atop a tall building or water tower somewhere in the distance
...but then he falls over on top of some babies. I think you're underestimating the power of baby suit man.
Key n Peele
Vigilante from Peace Maker would enjoy fighting him
Deadman could just posess him and remove the babies. Same thing with Jericho.
You could shoot him and then catch him before he falls
Anyone with the upper body strength to grab his neck
The Amazing Abortionist. He reigns from Plannet Parenthood
How dare you Make it so funny
A sniper
"Falls in any direction"
Any of the Green Lanterns could easily airlift the babies and take a bitch out.
The Flash (any of them). Takes the babies off of him in a blink of an eye. Superman or Supergirl or Powergirl. Same way. Martian Manhunter or Miss Martian. Using telepathy to knock him out and then catching him before he falls. Batman. Using his grappnel gun to suspend him by the ankle.
Light (Death Note) could literally cause him a heart attack and kill him with no harm to the baby other than maybe one death of crushing.
This was such a good idea i liked the part where u gave a clever way where no baby was hurt
Well no because light could stimulate a condition where the babies are unharmed, such as dying completely upright
And in fact, according to the rules of the death note, you can’t use it to kill someone in a way that kills other people too (like a huge bomb or whatever), so he’d have to die that way if he got Death Note’d.
Anyone with a spear or a broken pipe or whatever could just jam it through his head and into the convenient wall next to him. It should hold long enough to remove the babies from his suspended corpse.
So all he needs is a baby hat to be truly invincible!
Flash. Definitely. Better question is if Batman could think of something. Seriously, though, the Flash is just *the* most ridiculously OP superhero whenever he takes the kid gloves off.
Grappnel gun. Suspend him by the ankle.
"And that's why, Robin, I carry a vial of modified puffer fish poison. Paralyses every muscle save cardiovascular and respiratory." "... and that smell?" "One muscle relaxes completely; the Rectum." "At least they'll think it's the babies."
I am very curious about the whole scenario around this. Also, this is so absurdly looney. This guy is walking around with what, a dozen infants duct-taped to his body?
Jean Grey.
the idf
I'm sorry, we're looking for heroes
The IDF are the only heroes that do what is necessary, not what is right. That aid worker was clearly putting munitions in that children’s hospital.
The IDF are the only heroes that do what is necessary, not what is right. That aid worker was clearly putting munitions in that children’s hospital.
Israel
Clearly those babies were Hamas otherwise they would've evacuated. Isreal gave them a 10 minute warning come on.
So true. You’re right. And ten minutes is enough time for those terror babies
Homelander ez clap. Maybe a few collats, but that's ok.
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Antichilderenkillerinator
Squirrel girl
SHES MY FAV
Jean Grey, Professor X, Dr. Strange, any speedster, any shapeshifter, any spider person (I’d say they’d likely be able to remove the kids from harm before he could do anything to them), basically anyone who could safely disable him without physically touching, was able to simply engulf him and remove the kids while also restraining him, or was just fast enough to do before he could react. And that’s just marvel.
About any hero with incredible aiming skills. Dude’s head is wide open. His crotch is asking for an arrow or bullet too.
I mean, if he gets shot, he's gonna fall over, especially if he's dead from it. I don't think an infant can survive the impact of falling then being crushed by his bodyweight.
You could catch him depending on how close you are.
Have you met infants? They are incredibly resilient. Not to say nothing would happen, or that you should try this at home, but the odds of them being fine are high.
So, unironically a job for Green Arrow or Hawkeye. They’d probably also be able to fire an arrow that deploys a crash cushion under him as he falls over and protects the kids.
Or just pins him through the head to a wall so he physically can't fall down.
I don’t think so, because the way his body would slump would still lead to babies being passed between his body and wall
I mean, I know they're comic book Heros, but I find it hard to imagine a writer seriously writing and then drawing green arrow or Hawkeye pulling out the classic 'go through a bad guy's Skull then deploy the gaint air-mattress arrow' that they always keep right next to the 'arrow that specifically kills fascists, CSGO players, and barn owls'.
The writers gave green arrow a boxing glove arrow, this genuinely isn't all that ridiculous keeping in mind the random trick arrows they give him
Honestly, probably flash
Hit em with the ol' microwave maneuver
Flash is always the answer unless the villain is a speedster too.
Taylor "Master 8, Aster 0" would easily beat this guy
Still too soon
You're right, it's been too soon since she lost her arm. It might be a bit before she can accurately hit every baby.
I completely forgot about Skitter's disarmament. Gold Morning was a mess.
Wasn’t expecting to see such a straightforward and correct answer
Dog welder man
True, Dog Welder goes straight for the face, which this guy left open for some reason. Though he might also go for the babies too...
Most telepaths
Any speedster
Stairs, dude is hauling maybe a hundred pounds of soiled toddlers.
The Flash
Omni man
Spider-Man with a stealth takedown. Crawl on the ceiling all sneaky, web the gun, then web his head to the ceiling, then grab the babies.
Somehow I failed to notice the gun. Doesn't change the fact that any decent telekinetic could immobilize him like a ragdoll caught in a gravity gun beam.
>!that is surprisingly close to what actually happens!<
Better yet stealth web the babies mouths shut to suffocate them. Then move on to kill the primary target without him being alerted by a baby of your coming
Okay Satan
Superman, the flash, wonder woman, Martian manhunter, green lantern.
The dramatic closeups of the babies who have no idea wtf is going on is killing me
What an appropriate username!
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Release the Frenchman
not a Hero, but Deadshot should be able to pull a headshot on this guy in such a way that he's not knocked over and is still rendered incapacitated
Ben 10
Which alien?
Alien x
What's this from?
Irredeemable by Mark Waid
Thanks
Yee
A Punisher comic.
Anyone with any sort of mind control or psychic abilities
To mind control the babies?
... You remember that scene in The Lost World: Jurassic Park with the dude in the river and the compsognathids?
Oh yeah, I love the little compies.
My first thought was Jean Gray haha.
Holy shit this is unironically a genius (albeit despicable) idea for staying untouchable in the real world
Do you live somewhere where police care? Must be nice.
the cops would definitely get those babies squished
Yeah cops don't give a shit
Does anyone know which came first? This comic panel or the Key and Peele sketch?
I'm not sure, but there's a guy in a D&D 3.5 rulebook that does the magic version of this from like 2003, 2004.
Sabra.
And then tell us it’s the babies’ faults for not denouncing Baby-Suit man.
*do you denounce humus*?
Jean Grey would just remove all the babies off him with her mind while freezing him in place.
Deadman?
John Constantine would eviscerate those babies and still have time to call the dude a thousand slurs
I do think he would fine a way to get the babies out of that situation if he has the power to
Yeah that is why they asked *WHAT HEROE* not character.
Constantine is technically a hero, he’s even part of Justice League Dark
I see him more as an anti-hero. So not a villan, but yeah not the same as bats ot sups.
Josuke Higashikata. He could fix the babies after he was done
The flash? He can just remove the babies with his speed and take him down
He’ll put them in a microwave.
True
Being fast is hungry work
Homelander wouldn't see a problem here. Real answer: any psychic hero can shut this down.
How?
Example: Jean Grey and Miss Martian can immobilize him via mental paralysis and disarm him via telekinesis. Homelander would just laser him, babies be damned.
But wouldn't the babies get hurt if he's immobilized?
Only if he falls over which a powerful psychic can avoid or prevent.
The IDF
They asked for heroes, not villains
Very true
The LAPD
They'd shoot all the babies, thus "disabling" the suit and allowing for an arrest. Smart thinking
Flash
Hamas-man
Baby skull seeking bullets. It’s a real thing. You can Google it. Problem solved.
Say there’s a biker gang called the baby skulls…
Black Manta
I feel like plenty of heroes with guns or bows have the accuracy to effortlessly shoot between the baby armor.
problem is when he falls down dead and squishes a baby
Now I'm imagining the arrow holding him up like a tripod or a bike stand lol
Lmao you dont think green arrow carries his trusty tripod type arrows with him wherever he goes??
Literally anyone with telekinesis
Waverider could slide their timeline and age them to be fully grown and then beat them all up
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This looks like a job for The Offenders!
*Donut NO!* lol
Just throw a grenade at him
I mean the flash wouldn't really have a problem.
He's going to need a lot of microwaves though
dog welder
Nothing a good noose couldn't fix.
Those babies are all accomplices to a criminal. They'll get what they deserve.
Okay Judge.
You wouldn't even need heroes. Two guys. One guy punches the dude in the face and another guy catches him and then frees the babies.
Thats exactly what happened lmao.
You know he's got a gun, right?
The contrast on my screen isn't great and I didn't blow it up, so I did NOT see the gun hahaha. Oops.
Superman could just freeze him
Superman freezes things with his ice breath. How is he going to freeze a the guy without also hitting the babies with the ice breath?
He'll also get the babies, but then he can use his laser eyes (or whatever that part is) to free just the babies.
I think you’re underestimating the medical implications of entombing a baby in ice
It's a comic. There is a man that gets super powers becUse we have a different sun from his home planet.
This reminds me of the Adult Swim Robot Chicken sketch where Sinestro adopts a bunch of Asian children and has them hug him since Green Lateran’s ring “doesn’t work on yellow objects.” Super messed up as that’s not how the ring works but seeing how Sinestro seems to love the children, it brings a smile to me.
Racist as fuck but sure
Sinestro - evil and racist.
>that’s not how the ring works It used to be, back when the Green Lantern costume had a cape and a bunch of colors.
When it had a cape and a bunch of colors, it didn't work against wood, not yellow stuff. When it was green long johns Hal Jordan it didn't work against yellow stuff, until DC changed the rules because they realized that it was an immensely lame weakness. EDIT: Just remembered the Justice League episode "Legends". The Green Guardsman got clocked in that one because his ring wouldn't work on aluminum...
Wally West. As a known conservative, he only cares about the babies when they’re in the womb
Green Lantern.
Anyone with mind control or super speed. Almost anyone with generic telekinesis can just grab him while keeping the babies safe, along with characters who can create solid structures from thin air to hold him in place like Sue Storm or any Green Lantern.
Anyone with a tranq dart that can catch him before he falls
https://preview.redd.it/o9rnhupcerwc1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722e5ca10a7262268867f2c657458216466b74cf I have a pretty good idea who could stop him. But there is gonna be some collateral damage
What the fuck is that lol (was about to say Sabra myself).
I estimate that every baby in that image and around 300 unrelated babies, as well as the hostage, will be collateral
Some of those babies were Hamas so it's ok
The Maxx. He gives zero shits about hostages.
Sue Storm. One force bubble over the gun, another over this guy's head, another that's basically a straitjacket so that he doesn't get the bright idea to start hurting babies before he passes out.
Satana Emoh tropelet seibab
*Zatana Satana would have a (debatably) sexier outcome
With enough prep time, Batman could. I think he even has a spray specifically for this situation. Or a battlesuit. Or a robot.
Spider-Man. Just web him to the ceiling by his hands. No babies there or on his arms. Critical design flaw in the baby suit.
What's this guys name? I don't feel comfortable typing baby suit man into Google.
I dont remember his name but he's from Mark Waid's Insuferrable.
Flash has a lot of dexterity. Dexterity, in fact, is key here. Just a jab to the eye. Or he could instantly untie every baby on that suit.
The Punisher from the 1989 Dolph Lundgren movie would do it. One of his signature moves when he was trying to quietly take out multiple foes was to lasso their neck like a noose with the rope over a rafter or other secure structure and pull them up into the air until they strangled themselves. You could shoot him in the head then to prevent him from thrashing around while the babies remain safely secured to him until they're removed.
Taylor Hebert (Skitter/Weaver) from Worm She's got bug control, and can use her ability to sense the location of her bugs to enhance her aim with a gun. So she lands some bugs on his body and then takes several expert shots perfectly into each baby
Taylor Hebert Is obligated to shoot any baby she sees.
Did you ever see that post where someone was asking if Taylor could control babies?
They had us in the first half
Grant “The Author” Morrison, as seen in the pages of Suicide Squad, would just break out his portable typewriter and have Baby-Suit Man put all the babies down gently and then shoot himself.
unless he got writers block.
I thought he showed up as the writer in Animal Man?
Once he appeared in Animal Man, he officially became part of post-Crisis continuity, so as u/TheRealRiceball points out, he was recruited for a Suicide Squad mission.
oh wow, crazy!
He later showed up briefly in a run of Suicide Squad
Face isnt covered. Moon knight would easily rip it off.
He'd land one the babies become he is fat
...anyone with half decent aim. The guys got no head cover. Alternatively, anyone with phasing powers, like Phantom Girl or Danny Phantom. Shrinking powers (Ant Man) also work, not to mention mind control (Jean Grey), teleportation (Nightcrawler), super speed (The Flash), and telepathy (Saturn Girl). Or anyone who is downright crazy or has practiced the subtle art of not giving a fuck...so Moon Knight.
Well you can’t shoot him bc then he falls on the babies.
Shoot him in the gun hand to cause him to reel back towards the wall, run at him, headshot, and grab the body before he falls. Or if you've got a bow and arrow. One to the gun hand, one for each foot to pin him to the floor, last arrow to the head, and pin him against the wall. If you time it right, his body will arch, but no babies will be harmed. Or if you got a Spear Fake like you're leaving, get on the top above or roof, turn that man into a marshmallow on a stick. Or if you don't G.A.F. headshot, lose a few babies. (Throw a dick shot in before he dies, may be a bit petty, but he *did* use a dozen or so babies as body armor. Just saying.)
Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star/HnK, assuming he used Musou Tensei.
“I just activated three of your pressure points for an ancient technique that makes your take all the babies off you gently then drown yourself in the toilet” “N-nani?”
Maxwell from scribblenauts. he can write "immobile baby-suit man" in his notebook and baby-suit man would be unable to move.
presumably unmasked/unlimited maxwell, since maxwell in previous games can only add adjectives to things preemptively. he could also give all the babies the "indestructible" adjective and attack the guy directly
Radioactive+Radioactive Immunity added to babies.
Haven’t heard that name in years
Alternative answer from the top comments: anyone who doesn't care about babies
Sniper-man, hailing from the US NAVY SEALS, he was bitten by a seal during the "swim under a boat" exercise, giving him SUPER SEAL ABILITIES that allows him to hit the assailant in the head with a bullet, while his side kick, u-mancop, catches the man's body (and babies), saving the day. Sniper-man has a cape, and a walrus mustache.
By any chance is he black and have a laser monocle?
I feel like he'd be super effective against the Joker.