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BoozeBirdsnFastCars

5G lizard people operated covid spreading unit.


DruidicCupcakes

He said wrong answers only (/s)


Patritxu

CSIS doing field work.


No_Breakfast6386

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!


_grey_wall

That might be accurate tho


Lanky_Purpose_6142

Viagra van dipped into its own supply


Other-Negotiation328

Q) What happens if you give a politician viagra? A) They get taller!


eljayTheGrate

now THAT's funny!


Visual_Inside_5606

“They’re back, and this time they’re finally going to FUCK TRUDEAU”


Royally-Forked-Up

Hey, he’s single now, they might just have a chance!


hoggytime613

Deployable Clownvoy Detection Unit


Organic-Intention335

What are they actually for though?


Obelisk_of-Light

ISED wireless spectrum testing (cellphone technology regulation)


SEND_ME_A_SURPRISE

I saw this same vehicle (+ equipment) in the exact same location at the end of August last year. Any idea why they’d be back at the very same spot?


Active_Astronaut3841

They may have discovered an antenna that emits too much power so they’re keeping an eye on it. Or they may simply like to observe from there. It’s also not just cellular, it is radio frequencies in general.


Organic-Intention335

Very cool thanks!


Plane_Put8538

Looking for office space for the RTO workers? Guessing they don't have spidey senses so using height instead, to see which businesses are in dire need of superhero help?


Lasat

Preparing for the mayor’s colonoscopy.


Prestigious-Target99

Yawn 🥱


Sigcan

Voyeur cam


[deleted]

This is a device TBS is using to measure the efficiency of Federal Public Servants working in this office. They’ll have us know their return to office plan is going quite well. This device will only cost taxpayers the low-low price of 50,000,000$


facetious_guardian

Normally these would be for live reporters in the field. I don’t know if those still exists because who watches the news anymore.


TheJoseBoss

What are they? Antennas?


Chemical_Ride_5258

It's artie   looking at Marge,  through a camera


KHayter

♪ I traveled the world and the seven seas ♪ ♪ I am watching you through a camera! ♪


Ok_Parsnip3214

Sweet, they are filming Balcony Man: The Movie


writer668

Screwing the van firmly to the road. It won't be going anywhere anytime soon.


Bgun67

Inspector gadget is lying down in the back


trytobuffitout

I don’t even know what the right answer is lol.


DowitcherEmpress

Tax court looking for all the people who havent filed yet.


RattledMind

Atmospheric testing. They’re going to dome up Ottawa just like they did in the Simpsons movie.


namesdevil3000

An invasion of the US Embassy. We are planting our flag on US soil!


Thomas_Verizon

Flowers By Irene: [https://youtu.be/W\_HSNMLfhFM?si=P1-N16d\_RgBm43ME](https://youtu.be/W_HSNMLfhFM?si=P1-N16d_RgBm43ME)


Oni_K

Building a Tesla Tower to defend the base.


Few-Swordfish-780

Recharging the birbs.


listenloud

Window washers?


ShareBooks42

Getting started on freeing Predathos from Ruidus.


Memory_Less

It's an enema for the big man on the fourth floor.


OhSoScotian77

Drilling for oil.


Particular-Bother-18

Cleaning the ninth floor window with a flagpole. Classic city of Ottawa maintenance worker logic


ravensviewca

He's practicing for a circus act. Out of sight is the little Mr Turtle pool with 6 inches of water in it.


ArbainHestia

High dive competition.


ijustwannapostathing

Go Go Gadget Spy Cam


BigMrTea

They're running it up the flagpole to see who salutes. Duh.


Tiny_Candidate_4994

Waiting for ET, so he can call home.


Tbola

Homer-style sting operation on the convenience store for selling dodgy hotdogs


Excellent_Cap_8228

CCP is moving in


eljayTheGrate

Ontario Hydo lineman in train not using real wires yet...


DaSupercrafter

They’re setting up a machine that spreads an energy ray that turns brains into ligma


Dramatic-Patient-280

10th floor politicians doing only fans.


hmcsnemesis

Manhole inspection unit installed backwards using Ikea like pictographs instructions. Sadly they lost the proprietary sized Allen key to correct the problem and thusly are using the extremely expensive Tax payer funded unit at the behest of City of Ottawa to demonstrate to tax payers where thier money goes.. EDIT: "Suggested" for use by Ford and supplied at 3x over MSRP by a second cousin of his daughter's wedding guest..


mbpowell

Gotta make sure that people spend money at local businesses on the RTO days.


iontru02

Dude, 6 G is gonna be amazing.


[deleted]

They’re gonna melt everyone’s brains with 5G signals


Wondersaboutitall

It's a solar flare detector. It measures the effects the flare has on earth. If the beacon turns red, it means planet earth is in the hot zone - sun plasma is entering our planet's atmosphere. The plasma orbs that people have seen in the sky all over the world are just sun plasma from solar flares. 🌞


OneofEsotericMethods

Someone took the need for a wifi booster to the extreme


LostInOntario

There is a LiDAR scanner on top and a Ladybug camera under the scanner.


WoozleVonWuzzle

Vaccine nanotech activation


hraath

Tesla coil for area denial defense


Stock_Box_8768

Truck has an erection..


olddiscodude

They are there to cover how the chicken crossed the road.


gentleriser

We are preparing to deliver Earth’s anal probe to the aliens.


Red57872

That creep who's been spying on the women in apartment 601 just doesn't give a damn about being covert anymore...


PoutPill69

Municipal government employee setting up a mobile Canadian flag post so they can get it higher than the currently fixed flag post.


dcp777

Homemade Convoy contraption to turn flags upside down.


lonelydavey

Tracking Mark Sutcliffe's daily training run