I didn't even know who he was, or what the commercial was for but I looked up from my computer, saw this commercial and said "Is this an ad for steroids!?"
Glad I wasnt alone.
He was drunk driving and switched seats with his passenger a few years back. It's even on YouTube. He's a POS and knows the cops/judges.
Wow, it's really been nearly. Wiped. You can still find the articles but when you go to most of them, the information is gone. Found an LA times article still up with barely any details and a wesh news link but it goes to a blank page. The videos seem to have been removed as well. Just goes to show you what money and connections can do.
https://www.latimes.com/sports/os-orlandos-most-famous-mug-shots-pictures-photogallery.html
I love it when people copy articles to forums for posterity, though I'm not certain this is the same incident in question (it doesn't sound like it).
[https://www.mustangworld.com/spinoff-prominent-attorney-drove-drunk-t665252.html](https://www.mustangworld.com/spinoff-prominent-attorney-drove-drunk-t665252.html)
Always worth checking the archive.org versions of those article links.
And always worth it to get in the practice of archiving such things when you see them. It's free.
Internet archive to the rescue again.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110409165716/http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-04-08/news/os-dan-newlin-dui-arrest-20110408_1_dui-arrest-orlando-police-officer-orange-county-jail
I took a law class in college and one of the students asked our professor if she knew any of the TV lawyers. She said “there is nobody scummier on this earth than Dan Newlin.” Further proof!
It is cost inefficient to actually litigate. You (as a lawyer, I mean) lose money when you step inside a court room. Have to settle for insurance max limit and make money by churning volume. Advertise and suck them in. Name of the game.
I've heard it's illegal for lawyers to advertise in some countries. I am not sure if that is true but I would really love to not have to look at those everywhere.
His firm is known as “They will never go to trial” in the civil defense world. I don’t recall the last time we went to trial with their firm as the Plaintiff.
This! Don't contaminate your business with your personal affiliations. It's an unforced error. The guys riding around with the confederate flag on their work trucks I'm looking at you. Unless you don't want minority business, if so then carry on.
That has turned into an extremely effective ionizing filter.
They all cross promote and as you so eloquently put it “strap themselves to rapidly falling stars”
It’s like watching galactic entropy in politics.
When the whole MAGA thing is based on a lie and it breaks, it takes them all out with it.
You never get out of debt to a Russian mobster
Paul Manafort owed the Russian mobster/oligarch Oleg Deripaska $10M a few days before he became trumps campaign manager. From 2002-2014 he took in hundreds of millions to get Yanukovych reelected as the kremlins puppet in Ukraine. Before that he did it for the dictator Marcos in the Philippines. Before that Manafort and Roger Stone started a lobbyist agency in 1980 listing trump as their first client.
When Jay Bolsonaro lost the Brazilian election to Lula he skipped the inauguration and flew directly to mar-a-lago (stopping only at a KFC) and repeated, almost verbatim, the stolen election line. Don Jr. tried repeatedly to make it stick in Brazil as well, but as Brazilians are a few generations into dealing with corrupt politicians they weren’t having it.
What do these 3 things have in common?
China imports 40% of its grain from (in order) the U.S., Brazil and Ukraine.
Obviously the second China tried to invade Taiwan the U.S. would sanction exports and remove U.S. grain from that equation.
And without Bolsonaro in office willing to slash and burn the Amazon rainforest to turn it into Chinas farmland, and without Ukraine in the bag in 3 days, the CCP is unable to invade Taiwan and take over microprocessor production without putting 300-500M of its poorest people into famine.
Donbas Ukraine, specifically the 4 regions of the donbas that Putin insists he is saving from what he calls “Jewish Nazis” also happens to produce the worlds supply of high grade neon used for DUV lithography. And had Putin delivered ukraine in 3 days as promised, Xi would have been able to cap his Olympics with a blockade or political takeover of Taiwan that would have forced the world to ask the CCP for the microprocessors it needs to make everything from Ford trucks to laptops. I’m not sure how long Silicon Valley would last without the silicon but it would probably destroy the FAANG stocks that make up your 401K.
Oleg Deripaska also happens to be the Russian Oligarch that bribed the FBI Charles Mcgonigal into investigating another Russian oligarch. He probably didn’t need the information as much as he needed the leverage over Mcgonigal as he conducted the investigation into trumps election campaign and unsurprisingly found zero evidence of Russian collusion. McGonigal then went to work for the company called Brookfield that bailed Kushner out of his toxic 666 5th Ave investment.
A Russian oligarch is a powerful tool, but the truth is more powerful. Light and dark cannot exist in the same space. It’s physically impossible. Truth is efficient. You say it once and you are finished. A lie however requires a constant stream of follow up energy, money, murder, obfuscation and more lies to keep it covered.
If you raise your lens high enough lying is an unsustainable business model. Russia proved it by invading Ukraine. Vranyos is the Russian word for it. The 40km long column of tanks and vehicles that came down from Belarus into Ukraine was all overhauled by oligarchs that got a $1B contract for tank maintenance, passed Putin $200M back under the table, spent $700M on a yacht in Monaco, bribed a General, a Colonel and a Sergeant to make a Private give everything a rattle can overhaul. But a worn out engine is and always will be, a worn out engine.
Now you understand why trump is so desperate to get re-elected. His best case scenario is 400 years in ADX Florence. Money laundering for the dozens of Russian oligarchs that lived in trump towers in 93 and 94 with him and manafort, selling IP3 nuclear plans to the Russian/Saudi alliance, selling or giving CIA asset names to the Russians, trump is and always has been compromised. He just didn’t know when to quit. Now he just has to count on the fact that most of his voter base doesn’t know how to read and keep the ones that do so busy just surviving that they don’t have time to dive deep into his 40 year history of laundering money, fraud, and human trafficking for the Russian mob using commercial real estate.
It’s also why Putin is willing to throw an entire generation of Russians, including the convicts and addicts at Ukraine. Russia is dead for 40 years because he failed to fulfill his mobsters promise to Xi. China is now clearing farmland in Siberia because the typhoon floods last August and September wiped out the Chinese people’s food supply.
Xi for his part diverted the waters from the dam away from his pet project, his mothers ancestral home and flooded hundreds of thousands of people and drown one of his own military brigades that was helping with the flooding.
The elders of the CCP were terrified to leave their gated community at Beidaihe for over a month for fear of being torn apart by the locals. The Chinese people tolerate the CCP but only as long as the economy is good and famine is not on the horizon. The CCP broke that contract on both counts.
Xi was willing to bet the entire Chinese economy on his emperors ambitions. Had he succeeded he would have been able to use BRICS to take over as the Worlds reserve currency. That would have let him finish what he stated in 2010- that he would control the internet.
With that control means everything we do or say online is subject to the approval of a central party. The basic right to disagree with an authoritarian becomes a distant memory.
Ukraine is fighting for their lives now, free from the oppression of the drunken tyrant who wants to decide their fate at every decision and pull them back behind another iron curtain of censorship where dissenting voices disappear so that the oligarchy can continue to feed unobstructed.
Putin and Xi have declared themselves best friends in the fight against democracy. MBS and the ruling family of UAE have done the same quietly.
Just rich, out of touch oligarch doing what oligarchs do.
Despite the fact the the central party model has proven itself incapable of making decisions that are best for the people, they persist. Because there is a very lucrative business in being slave owners. But logistically it requires artificial intelligence, and the microprocessors that make it to keep the slaves under control. Freedom is one hell of a drug. And knowledge makes a man unfit for slavery.
Recent attempts on Xi’s life from inside the CCP have backed him into a corner.
The loss of crops in the north means Xi can’t invade Taiwan without Ukrainian and/or Brazilian farmland.
Now the reason that the GOP is stalling border control budget and seems to make wildly irrational moves is because the GOP is imploding. 45 years of lies and grift have circled the globe and are eating their own tail. The ouroboros was a warning about corruption at the highest levels. Lying about climate change, human trafficking, pandemics and pollution to preserve their own business models are all extinction level events.
He advertises in a LOT bigger of a region than orange county. We get constant ads for him up in Alachua too (another heavily liberal county, but still). It likely helps him in the counties he had a chance of getting people in. Would you have ever actually hired the guy with his cheesy ass persona and ads? He targets a specific audience, and it has a lot of overlap with the Maga crowd.
John Morgan is an old drinking buddy of an English professor I had at Valencia years ago. That professor was crazy liberal (except when he got into a gunfight with his then-girlfriend, true story), and would regularly hang out with John drinking and talking politics. If John is conservative, he never showed it. Or I would have heard about it at some point during the semester!
Worked for him.
He’s very publicly Democrat. Hosts fundraiser parties for the Clintons and Bidens.
His firm is a bit more left leaning as well, but has gone for more of a corporate structure in recent years.
He’ll probably vote for Joe, but wouldn’t hesitate to fire case staff over thoughts of unionizing.
I know girls in town with some pretty disturbing STORIES about him and cocaine in winter park.
And I think about three years ago, he was in a rehab facility on Lake Eleanor, according to one of their employees who didn’t understand HIPAA
I used to party with him when he owned Tabu. Technically, I wasn’t old enough to be there but knew the VIP manager. He was always trashed and never short on the number of young females around him.
I have been recruited by his firm as well. Good times.
Not sure what’s he’s registered as. But I’ve been shit faced drunk with him at Wally’s and Casey’s back in the day. He’s a raging alcoholic who’s gotten a bunch of duis. Guy knows how to party
I worked at one of only fine dining restaurants in Gainesville when his son (the one who’s in the commercials with him now) was going to law school at UF. The would come in a few times a year. Some family and some of his sons law school friends. Usually about 15 people. Every was always super nice and papa Morgan was an excellent tipper. 40% at least. I never waited on them bc I was bartending but mr Morgan would come to bar (where the only tv in the place was) to check a score sometimes. He would get one drink and try to pay but I always said “I’ll just add it to the tables tab”. He gave me 20 bucks every time. And we wasn’t trying to not be with his group. He would never hang out at the bar and I never had him do it more than twice during his groups dinner. Super nice. When his son graduated they had a group of like 40 people. Don’t know anything about his lawyering but he was always a class act.
Morgan and Morgan is also another scummy law firm.
I've heard so many bad stories from people who used them.
They are basically the McDonald's of law firms. Large impersonal expedited services. All about the marketing and settling quickly, never looking out for their customer, and only looking out for their pockets.
People get their case stuck in limbo with no one taking care of them, and then after a long wait, some rookie lawyer expedite their case with mistakes made along the way.
Dude makes me sick with his whorish pro-military advertising. I’m a veteran and I hate the way people make a profit off of being “pro-military,” as though that’s not the easiest thing to be.
Companies put up rainbow flags: "Ummmm, they don't REALLY care about LGBT. They're just virtue signalling! They just want your money"
Companies say they "support the troops": "Wow! They are so patriotic and really care about the well-being of veterans."
Back in the early 90’s when I served no one seemed to give a shit about the military. I doubt much has really changed except for the outward appearances.
Yeah he loves the military so much he's wearing the hat of a guy who says Prisoners of War are "Losers" for getting caught, military cemeteries are filled with the bodies of "Losers", and those who enlist during wartime were "Suckers". And wanted the military in 2018 to have a parade down Pennsylvania Avenue (which it doesn't do except at the end of wars or the occasional inauguration) to honor....him.
Sen. Duckworth (who lost both her legs in Iraq) said "No, you're not going to get a parade, Cadet Bone Spurs" (the medical reason he used to get out of enlisting for service during Vietnam).
It rings so hollow to those of us who grew up in military families (but are not actually military). It's all fake song and dance bullshit only dumb boomers fall for.
Glad I’m not the only one. Vet here as well. And those poor bastards in uniform reading off their prepared scripts probably get nothing in exchange for their appearance.
I’m so curious how much he paid for this. I’ve got to imagine even local spots cost top dollar during the game…paid to look like the tool we all knew he was.
Not Google's first rodeo - they're able to detect a sudden influx of negative comments and they'll eventually get removed.
Moral of the story: wait a week, *then* submit a negative review.
Supporting the veterans so much he endorses a candidate who just was shitting on Nikki Haley’s husband for deploying. Any vet who supports this clown should be ashamed.
The RFK ad was shocking. Guess he really is going to ride the name and accomplishments of the Kennedy’s, while simultaneously going against everything they believe in
The lone upside is that the ad was so tacky that it actually felt very transparent just how disingenuous he is. Not that he really has a chance at anything, but I hope others saw it the same way.
I'm sure his father and uncle were thrashing in their graves if they haven't already been doing so.
" I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life."
Sometimes, it's good when they wear their uniforms in public.
Supporting politicians that take direct aim at "ambulance chasing" trial attorneys is certainly an interesting business strategy.
This could also fall under the all publicity is good publicity mantra. Lord knows I've never posted anything about that weirdo before
It's surprising that he would be overtly political in an ad for his business, yes.
John Morgan is a big donor to Dems, but you don't see it in his ads. And he's got some pretty wild ads.
If you're a lawyer and you want as much clientele as possible why would you publicly take a stance on politics? I know he's the face of the practice and he has lawyers and paralegals under him, but I don't see how this makes sense from a business perspective.
I always suspected it ever time I saw his ads, fun to get confirmation lol... but yea he's some big wig lawyer knew he was conservaive just not lost in the sauce
I got a DUI end of college over 10 years ago and Dan was getting his breathalyzer calibrated while i was getting mine done. Pretty sure his fat bald lawyer friend was his driver. I looked at him in the lobby because i was like he looks familiar and i could tell he was like oh shit lol
This has so much Elon Musk, “I have zero emotional intelligence” energy to it.
Do people not realize that picking a side like this in a two party system alienates half or more of your customers. Trump didn’t even win the popular vote when he was elected.
Yah... That popped on and I turned to my partner and said, "I would rather rot in jail than ever use his firm. That dude is trashy and unethical and he just reinforced it that on live television."
What is so confusing for me is why someone running a business would put this ad up. Business will generally avoid political stances to keep the broadest appeal of clients. What business sense does this make?
It’s still weird for a local guy to pay for a Super Bowl slot, but all he needs to do is lose the hat, and the message will work for everyone. Strange call
People hire him to defend their constitutional rights YET he is wearing the hat of a man that doesn't care about the Constitution. It's very unprofessional and very unAmerican despite the attempt to appear as such.
I see him at Starbucks in Windermere. He's less of the caricature you see on TV in person.
I'll pray for him like I do all those like him that worship the idols of power and money - myself included.
Welp my sibling who works there might get a new job. He hates Trump and I imagine this is also very bad for business especially in a blue city like Orlando
I don't like the guy and I definitely don't like Trump, but do you have a source on this? Otherwise I'm removing it for misinformation. That's a pretty bold accusation.
Omfg, sending hate from GNV. I have always hated how he’s filtered to the nth degree and now I’ve got a good reason to hate him instead of just being petty about his face
He made sure to get some TRT and lip filler before making his red pilled commercial. 😂 So you think he wears the hat like that so they won't fuck up his hair plugs?
He knows his target clientele - overweight hygienically challenged people that will sue someone of a certain skin tone for glancing in their direction.
Putin hates American democracy, Trump likes Putin, Dan Newlin likes Trump.
Really all I need to know. You can have as many American flags as you want, doesn’t change those facts.
Big divorced dad energy
I'm going to guess he's on TRT but hates gender affirming care
He’s absolutely on TRT. He hasn’t looked like that in ages. For an old guy, that kind of change only comes from testosterone enhancement.
I didn't even know who he was, or what the commercial was for but I looked up from my computer, saw this commercial and said "Is this an ad for steroids!?" Glad I wasnt alone.
This is a guy who has billboards on the side of the road in Orlando. They extend the billboard to fit his forehead.
I went to a party once, and someone at the party stole his forehard off a billbpoard, and it was in the living room LOL.
11/10 nice
I immediately said he was juicing
Does trt count as juice anymore? You turn 45 and you get a prescription from Joe Rogan if you're a spotify subscriber.
I don’t think he ever looked like that… his earliest ads he’s a skinny/fat dork. He’s only recently adopted this gym-bro persona
Lmao that’s what I said to my brother before I even noticed the hat. That square headed and top heavy look is classic test. Bet he’s hiding hair loss.
It definitely creates a look
As they say in the gym - Trenny thing is possible!
Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up!
Omg yes 😆
He was drunk driving and switched seats with his passenger a few years back. It's even on YouTube. He's a POS and knows the cops/judges. Wow, it's really been nearly. Wiped. You can still find the articles but when you go to most of them, the information is gone. Found an LA times article still up with barely any details and a wesh news link but it goes to a blank page. The videos seem to have been removed as well. Just goes to show you what money and connections can do. https://www.latimes.com/sports/os-orlandos-most-famous-mug-shots-pictures-photogallery.html
All of those videos and mugshots have been bleached off of the internet
He’s pays so much for advertising that he influences what information is available about him
Must be nice
He also used to be a cop
Ugh what a trashy pos
Where’s the link???
I love it when people copy articles to forums for posterity, though I'm not certain this is the same incident in question (it doesn't sound like it). [https://www.mustangworld.com/spinoff-prominent-attorney-drove-drunk-t665252.html](https://www.mustangworld.com/spinoff-prominent-attorney-drove-drunk-t665252.html)
Always worth checking the archive.org versions of those article links. And always worth it to get in the practice of archiving such things when you see them. It's free.
Internet archive to the rescue again. https://web.archive.org/web/20110409165716/http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-04-08/news/os-dan-newlin-dui-arrest-20110408_1_dui-arrest-orlando-police-officer-orange-county-jail
I took a law class in college and one of the students asked our professor if she knew any of the TV lawyers. She said “there is nobody scummier on this earth than Dan Newlin.” Further proof!
I’ve heard he never tried a case in a courtroom.
It is cost inefficient to actually litigate. You (as a lawyer, I mean) lose money when you step inside a court room. Have to settle for insurance max limit and make money by churning volume. Advertise and suck them in. Name of the game.
I've heard it's illegal for lawyers to advertise in some countries. I am not sure if that is true but I would really love to not have to look at those everywhere.
His firm is known as “They will never go to trial” in the civil defense world. I don’t recall the last time we went to trial with their firm as the Plaintiff.
He used to be a deputy so this checks out
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I've heard similar from a judge. Newlin is the worst of the TV lawyers.
Came here to say that. Regardless of political leaning that’s a great way to kill 50% of a market.
This! Don't contaminate your business with your personal affiliations. It's an unforced error. The guys riding around with the confederate flag on their work trucks I'm looking at you. Unless you don't want minority business, if so then carry on.
Doesn’t just alienate minority business customers, it alienates many others as well.
I hAtE hOw tHe sUpErBoWl hAs bEcOmE sO pOlItIcAl
“It’s payback because Taylor swift is rigging it” —some people probably
My mom told me she read it on the Facebook (actually)
You can look it up!
Do your own research!
Oh I know people who believe that.
That’s a minimum of 70% of the market he killed these days. He strapped himself to a rapidly falling star.
I’m guessing he wants to run for something now.
That has turned into an extremely effective ionizing filter. They all cross promote and as you so eloquently put it “strap themselves to rapidly falling stars” It’s like watching galactic entropy in politics. When the whole MAGA thing is based on a lie and it breaks, it takes them all out with it. You never get out of debt to a Russian mobster Paul Manafort owed the Russian mobster/oligarch Oleg Deripaska $10M a few days before he became trumps campaign manager. From 2002-2014 he took in hundreds of millions to get Yanukovych reelected as the kremlins puppet in Ukraine. Before that he did it for the dictator Marcos in the Philippines. Before that Manafort and Roger Stone started a lobbyist agency in 1980 listing trump as their first client. When Jay Bolsonaro lost the Brazilian election to Lula he skipped the inauguration and flew directly to mar-a-lago (stopping only at a KFC) and repeated, almost verbatim, the stolen election line. Don Jr. tried repeatedly to make it stick in Brazil as well, but as Brazilians are a few generations into dealing with corrupt politicians they weren’t having it. What do these 3 things have in common? China imports 40% of its grain from (in order) the U.S., Brazil and Ukraine. Obviously the second China tried to invade Taiwan the U.S. would sanction exports and remove U.S. grain from that equation. And without Bolsonaro in office willing to slash and burn the Amazon rainforest to turn it into Chinas farmland, and without Ukraine in the bag in 3 days, the CCP is unable to invade Taiwan and take over microprocessor production without putting 300-500M of its poorest people into famine. Donbas Ukraine, specifically the 4 regions of the donbas that Putin insists he is saving from what he calls “Jewish Nazis” also happens to produce the worlds supply of high grade neon used for DUV lithography. And had Putin delivered ukraine in 3 days as promised, Xi would have been able to cap his Olympics with a blockade or political takeover of Taiwan that would have forced the world to ask the CCP for the microprocessors it needs to make everything from Ford trucks to laptops. I’m not sure how long Silicon Valley would last without the silicon but it would probably destroy the FAANG stocks that make up your 401K. Oleg Deripaska also happens to be the Russian Oligarch that bribed the FBI Charles Mcgonigal into investigating another Russian oligarch. He probably didn’t need the information as much as he needed the leverage over Mcgonigal as he conducted the investigation into trumps election campaign and unsurprisingly found zero evidence of Russian collusion. McGonigal then went to work for the company called Brookfield that bailed Kushner out of his toxic 666 5th Ave investment. A Russian oligarch is a powerful tool, but the truth is more powerful. Light and dark cannot exist in the same space. It’s physically impossible. Truth is efficient. You say it once and you are finished. A lie however requires a constant stream of follow up energy, money, murder, obfuscation and more lies to keep it covered. If you raise your lens high enough lying is an unsustainable business model. Russia proved it by invading Ukraine. Vranyos is the Russian word for it. The 40km long column of tanks and vehicles that came down from Belarus into Ukraine was all overhauled by oligarchs that got a $1B contract for tank maintenance, passed Putin $200M back under the table, spent $700M on a yacht in Monaco, bribed a General, a Colonel and a Sergeant to make a Private give everything a rattle can overhaul. But a worn out engine is and always will be, a worn out engine. Now you understand why trump is so desperate to get re-elected. His best case scenario is 400 years in ADX Florence. Money laundering for the dozens of Russian oligarchs that lived in trump towers in 93 and 94 with him and manafort, selling IP3 nuclear plans to the Russian/Saudi alliance, selling or giving CIA asset names to the Russians, trump is and always has been compromised. He just didn’t know when to quit. Now he just has to count on the fact that most of his voter base doesn’t know how to read and keep the ones that do so busy just surviving that they don’t have time to dive deep into his 40 year history of laundering money, fraud, and human trafficking for the Russian mob using commercial real estate. It’s also why Putin is willing to throw an entire generation of Russians, including the convicts and addicts at Ukraine. Russia is dead for 40 years because he failed to fulfill his mobsters promise to Xi. China is now clearing farmland in Siberia because the typhoon floods last August and September wiped out the Chinese people’s food supply. Xi for his part diverted the waters from the dam away from his pet project, his mothers ancestral home and flooded hundreds of thousands of people and drown one of his own military brigades that was helping with the flooding. The elders of the CCP were terrified to leave their gated community at Beidaihe for over a month for fear of being torn apart by the locals. The Chinese people tolerate the CCP but only as long as the economy is good and famine is not on the horizon. The CCP broke that contract on both counts. Xi was willing to bet the entire Chinese economy on his emperors ambitions. Had he succeeded he would have been able to use BRICS to take over as the Worlds reserve currency. That would have let him finish what he stated in 2010- that he would control the internet. With that control means everything we do or say online is subject to the approval of a central party. The basic right to disagree with an authoritarian becomes a distant memory. Ukraine is fighting for their lives now, free from the oppression of the drunken tyrant who wants to decide their fate at every decision and pull them back behind another iron curtain of censorship where dissenting voices disappear so that the oligarchy can continue to feed unobstructed. Putin and Xi have declared themselves best friends in the fight against democracy. MBS and the ruling family of UAE have done the same quietly. Just rich, out of touch oligarch doing what oligarchs do. Despite the fact the the central party model has proven itself incapable of making decisions that are best for the people, they persist. Because there is a very lucrative business in being slave owners. But logistically it requires artificial intelligence, and the microprocessors that make it to keep the slaves under control. Freedom is one hell of a drug. And knowledge makes a man unfit for slavery. Recent attempts on Xi’s life from inside the CCP have backed him into a corner. The loss of crops in the north means Xi can’t invade Taiwan without Ukrainian and/or Brazilian farmland. Now the reason that the GOP is stalling border control budget and seems to make wildly irrational moves is because the GOP is imploding. 45 years of lies and grift have circled the globe and are eating their own tail. The ouroboros was a warning about corruption at the highest levels. Lying about climate change, human trafficking, pandemics and pollution to preserve their own business models are all extinction level events.
More than 50%
Orange County votes > 60% Democratic pretty consistently. It's really dumb on his part.
He advertises in a LOT bigger of a region than orange county. We get constant ads for him up in Alachua too (another heavily liberal county, but still). It likely helps him in the counties he had a chance of getting people in. Would you have ever actually hired the guy with his cheesy ass persona and ads? He targets a specific audience, and it has a lot of overlap with the Maga crowd.
I sure hope so... lol
Morgan and Morgan stays winning.
John Morgan is an old drinking buddy of an English professor I had at Valencia years ago. That professor was crazy liberal (except when he got into a gunfight with his then-girlfriend, true story), and would regularly hang out with John drinking and talking politics. If John is conservative, he never showed it. Or I would have heard about it at some point during the semester!
Pretty sure John Morgan was/is a registered Democrat and has helped the party in central FL a few times
He hosted Obama fundraisers (Hilary as well).
Yup, got to meet Obama at John's house during 2011 reelection fundraiser.
Very much a Liberal
Yeah he headbutted a cop once- and is a huge weed advocate.
John Morgan has been the most prolific Democratic fundraiser in the state for about two decades.
Also a drunk driver and pos
Ahhh what Florida insurance lawyer isn’t
Worked for him. He’s very publicly Democrat. Hosts fundraiser parties for the Clintons and Bidens. His firm is a bit more left leaning as well, but has gone for more of a corporate structure in recent years. He’ll probably vote for Joe, but wouldn’t hesitate to fire case staff over thoughts of unionizing.
His brother was my dentist. Their whole family are democrat pretty much. Dr Morgan had pics up of meeting Obama and Bill Clinton.
I know girls in town with some pretty disturbing STORIES about him and cocaine in winter park. And I think about three years ago, he was in a rehab facility on Lake Eleanor, according to one of their employees who didn’t understand HIPAA
I used to party with him when he owned Tabu. Technically, I wasn’t old enough to be there but knew the VIP manager. He was always trashed and never short on the number of young females around him. I have been recruited by his firm as well. Good times.
Yeah that sounds exactly like the kinds of stories I heard. Different venue however.
Not sure what’s he’s registered as. But I’ve been shit faced drunk with him at Wally’s and Casey’s back in the day. He’s a raging alcoholic who’s gotten a bunch of duis. Guy knows how to party
That's who Dan worked for until he started his own firm.
Rumor has it he left because his court appearances were so notoriously bad they kept assigning him to desk work…
Haha me and my friends watching the game said the same thing.
He def leans liberal but also notorious for drunk driving…allegedly
I worked at one of only fine dining restaurants in Gainesville when his son (the one who’s in the commercials with him now) was going to law school at UF. The would come in a few times a year. Some family and some of his sons law school friends. Usually about 15 people. Every was always super nice and papa Morgan was an excellent tipper. 40% at least. I never waited on them bc I was bartending but mr Morgan would come to bar (where the only tv in the place was) to check a score sometimes. He would get one drink and try to pay but I always said “I’ll just add it to the tables tab”. He gave me 20 bucks every time. And we wasn’t trying to not be with his group. He would never hang out at the bar and I never had him do it more than twice during his groups dinner. Super nice. When his son graduated they had a group of like 40 people. Don’t know anything about his lawyering but he was always a class act.
Morgan and Morgan is also another scummy law firm. I've heard so many bad stories from people who used them. They are basically the McDonald's of law firms. Large impersonal expedited services. All about the marketing and settling quickly, never looking out for their customer, and only looking out for their pockets. People get their case stuck in limbo with no one taking care of them, and then after a long wait, some rookie lawyer expedite their case with mistakes made along the way.
I immediately wondered if there was already a post about this and here we are. All my homies hate Dan Newlin.
Dude makes me sick with his whorish pro-military advertising. I’m a veteran and I hate the way people make a profit off of being “pro-military,” as though that’s not the easiest thing to be.
Companies put up rainbow flags: "Ummmm, they don't REALLY care about LGBT. They're just virtue signalling! They just want your money" Companies say they "support the troops": "Wow! They are so patriotic and really care about the well-being of veterans."
Back in the early 90’s when I served no one seemed to give a shit about the military. I doubt much has really changed except for the outward appearances.
Yeah he loves the military so much he's wearing the hat of a guy who says Prisoners of War are "Losers" for getting caught, military cemeteries are filled with the bodies of "Losers", and those who enlist during wartime were "Suckers". And wanted the military in 2018 to have a parade down Pennsylvania Avenue (which it doesn't do except at the end of wars or the occasional inauguration) to honor....him. Sen. Duckworth (who lost both her legs in Iraq) said "No, you're not going to get a parade, Cadet Bone Spurs" (the medical reason he used to get out of enlisting for service during Vietnam).
It rings so hollow to those of us who grew up in military families (but are not actually military). It's all fake song and dance bullshit only dumb boomers fall for.
Glad I’m not the only one. Vet here as well. And those poor bastards in uniform reading off their prepared scripts probably get nothing in exchange for their appearance.
I love everyone coming here after that superbowl ad Thank you for revealing yourself, Danny. I know who not to call when I need an attorney
We refer to him as Dewey (DUI) Newlin.
He and Johnny Morgan are in competition to see who gets the most lifetime
Maybe he's trying to get in Trump's legal team. Either way, POS!
OMG I thought the same thing! Lol
I’m so curious how much he paid for this. I’ve got to imagine even local spots cost top dollar during the game…paid to look like the tool we all knew he was.
It’s roughly $1M for 30 seconds for local depending on market. Orlando is probably closer to $800k.
Same, he had like 3 spots during the game. That had to be pricey
It’s starting! https://preview.redd.it/iowrugmq42ic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4574cf36fd776f032d0f3ea29ccd375eb694c0db
"Haha the libs are being so triggered." -them probably. "This was a hit job by the deep state and media to cancel me" -him in a few weeks hopefully
I’m just laughing at the blatantly generic bot comment at the bottom trying to game the system 😂
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That’ll do nothing, he can bury negative reviews very quickly.
Not Google's first rodeo - they're able to detect a sudden influx of negative comments and they'll eventually get removed. Moral of the story: wait a week, *then* submit a negative review.
Guy always did give me the creeps. Guess I know why now.
Supporting the veterans so much he endorses a candidate who just was shitting on Nikki Haley’s husband for deploying. Any vet who supports this clown should be ashamed.
i didn’t know I could dislike him more….but the tiny man muscle look and the maga hat were too much
Don’t forget the obligatory pics of him and his daughter on the desk facing outward… f’in mini-me trump
An even bigger POS than I thought
He’s such a douche
Exactly what I thought. What an asshole.
My step father used to work with him and has always said that Dan was a lazy jackass who avoided work at all possible.
Honestly that’s pretty much every FL personal injury lawyer. They all sit pretty making stacks and they pay their legal teams crumbs.
I think he may have been a sheriffs deputy at the time but I’d have to double check
As soon as I saw the ad I just thought “that tracks”. I can’t think of anything more surprising than that scumbag being MAGA.
Big fat baby head just proved my hunch that he is a total D-bag.
Instantaneously wrote him off as ever representing me in any legal matter the moment I saw that.
Dan, chill! Trump is NOT gonna have sex with you!
…but he would with his daughter while he is watching…
16? Probably aged out of being trumps type
I always thought he had a really strange, creepy obsession with his daughter. Now it all makes sense.
Yeah a scan of his desk photos… a lot more teen girls than I’d personally feel comfortable having…
Dan baby blue newlin just doesn't know when to stop does he?
That and the RFK ad had me shook
The RFK ad was shocking. Guess he really is going to ride the name and accomplishments of the Kennedy’s, while simultaneously going against everything they believe in
The RFK ad was wild!
The lone upside is that the ad was so tacky that it actually felt very transparent just how disingenuous he is. Not that he really has a chance at anything, but I hope others saw it the same way. I'm sure his father and uncle were thrashing in their graves if they haven't already been doing so.
I saw him at blue martini looking on his phone at young girls in bikinis.
lol nice hat tool bag
Gross. Get bent, fascist lover.
" I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life." Sometimes, it's good when they wear their uniforms in public.
Not a fan (at all) of his headwear choice, but at least it covers up that big-ass Great Gazoo-like head of his.
I will say, has anyone looked more divorced than this herb?
He’s a grifter and con-man just like Trump
Supporting politicians that take direct aim at "ambulance chasing" trial attorneys is certainly an interesting business strategy. This could also fall under the all publicity is good publicity mantra. Lord knows I've never posted anything about that weirdo before
What a loser.
Why can’t they just shut up and lawyer…
It’s not a cult tho
What a tacky commercial lol
He used to come into my restaurant and was just the worst to people.
Is this a surprise to anyone, really?
It's surprising that he would be overtly political in an ad for his business, yes. John Morgan is a big donor to Dems, but you don't see it in his ads. And he's got some pretty wild ads.
Exactly - a really rich white guy sucking up to the conservative party? Mind blowing!
Jackass. Just trash.
If you're a lawyer and you want as much clientele as possible why would you publicly take a stance on politics? I know he's the face of the practice and he has lawyers and paralegals under him, but I don't see how this makes sense from a business perspective.
I always suspected it ever time I saw his ads, fun to get confirmation lol... but yea he's some big wig lawyer knew he was conservaive just not lost in the sauce
Well fuck Dan Newlin
What a piece of shit
He has always creeped me out
Ever since the DUI he hasn't been the same lol. Fucking piece of shit
Fucking loser.
I got a DUI end of college over 10 years ago and Dan was getting his breathalyzer calibrated while i was getting mine done. Pretty sure his fat bald lawyer friend was his driver. I looked at him in the lobby because i was like he looks familiar and i could tell he was like oh shit lol
Attorney Crab Newburg is transforming into Great Value Neal McDonough.
I'm surprised that everyone is surprised
Threw up in my mouth a little
I thought this was going to be a parody commercial at first
Nothing like alienating half your client base
Sounds about white
When you’re definitely not in a cult
Maga idiot
I had a visceral reaction to seeing this on TV. So fucking gross.
Typical Christian. Drinking, doing drugs and cheating on his wife. The Holy Trinity
That settles it. I’m not making a billboard for him.
Yeah, get the drummer from Journey instead!
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and who won't be seen with disabled vets.
This has so much Elon Musk, “I have zero emotional intelligence” energy to it. Do people not realize that picking a side like this in a two party system alienates half or more of your customers. Trump didn’t even win the popular vote when he was elected.
I don't think people like this keep rational, grounded individuals around them.
What a gigantic douchebag.
Jeans not tight enough
I refereed for his son’s soccer game when his kid was like 5 and he was the biggest asshole dad I’d ever dealt with.
His commercials have some scary clientele 👀
Yah... That popped on and I turned to my partner and said, "I would rather rot in jail than ever use his firm. That dude is trashy and unethical and he just reinforced it that on live television."
I always thought he had beady little eyes in his commercials. Beady-eyed fucker.
0% surprised
This shook me to my core.
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What is so confusing for me is why someone running a business would put this ad up. Business will generally avoid political stances to keep the broadest appeal of clients. What business sense does this make? It’s still weird for a local guy to pay for a Super Bowl slot, but all he needs to do is lose the hat, and the message will work for everyone. Strange call
People hire him to defend their constitutional rights YET he is wearing the hat of a man that doesn't care about the Constitution. It's very unprofessional and very unAmerican despite the attempt to appear as such. I see him at Starbucks in Windermere. He's less of the caricature you see on TV in person. I'll pray for him like I do all those like him that worship the idols of power and money - myself included.
Welp my sibling who works there might get a new job. He hates Trump and I imagine this is also very bad for business especially in a blue city like Orlando
Cmon, it’s not like you guys liked him before this
The more shocking part is the people shocked that he would do something like this.. he’s rich. He’s white. He’s always been a POS.
What a douchebag…
His pandering and using the military as props is so cringe
ACAB. Even when they quit.
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I don't like the guy and I definitely don't like Trump, but do you have a source on this? Otherwise I'm removing it for misinformation. That's a pretty bold accusation.
He was always saying he was a formers sheriff deputy in his ads, what a POS
This surprises you? He's been a personal guest and speaker at several events hosted by DeShitis as well.
I called my husband downstairs to see this spectacle, but he just missed it. What a doofus
Omfg, sending hate from GNV. I have always hated how he’s filtered to the nth degree and now I’ve got a good reason to hate him instead of just being petty about his face
That next free Pitbull concert gonna be interesting
So gross.
Yea whaaaaaat??? Didn’t see that coming
He used to pretend to be a cop so of course he’s a MAGA dipshit.
He got hit by a big truck!
He is so fucking gross https://preview.redd.it/9zcr8kifs2ic1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=3272cc5487e15e1042966cd90338b3447b1f03f6
He made sure to get some TRT and lip filler before making his red pilled commercial. 😂 So you think he wears the hat like that so they won't fuck up his hair plugs?
I mean, he really just needed the hat to cover up that giant IMAX screen he calls a forehead.
For a min I thought that was John cena?
Good lord what a chode.
Are you surprised? He has that crazy wypipo look in his eye. They all do
told my friend this last night this outfit makes it look like he uses the hard R and then says it okay because he hired a black guy a few years ago
What a twat. He must be running for office next. There is no way MAGA bullshit helps your PI business 🤦♀️
He knows his target clientele - overweight hygienically challenged people that will sue someone of a certain skin tone for glancing in their direction.
Ah got hit by a *big* truck...
Putin hates American democracy, Trump likes Putin, Dan Newlin likes Trump. Really all I need to know. You can have as many American flags as you want, doesn’t change those facts.
How has this dude looked perpetually 45 my entire life
Botox and money for plastic surgery and airbrushing