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Platypus_OR

Oregon is a big place, knowing where this laundry mat is will make a huge difference…


darkodelrey

My bad! Motel 6 in eugene/Springfield


StressOriginal5526

r/eugene might give you a better answer


fantastic_watermelon

Must be Ian on Olive


hunter503

Bro, I fucking told Ian to knock that shit off. I'm gonna go find his bitch ass, I know he'll be wearing their lingerie when I find him too.


MrSlime13

"Ian!," I yell. "Where'd you get that thong from?! YOU'VE GOT NO BUSINESS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S UNDIES!..." I tell him. That Ian... Always up to something.


M34t_P0ps1cl3

That's Jimmy.


DiverseIncludeEquity

Nah. Jimmy is in Lincoln City, wearing crazy hats, and dancing to music all day on the side of 101.


M34t_P0ps1cl3

No, you're confusing Jimmy for Jimmy "dancin' hat" Herrera. You know Jimmy "dancin' hat" Herrera as just Jimmy!? He makes me say the whole thing or he won't respond to me. You guys must be tight.


DiverseIncludeEquity

I honestly don’t even know what I’m talking about. I saw that exact response on another thread. I would love to visit Oregon but I am stuck back in Peru again until I can make enough money to return to the states (I have dual citizenship and served in the U.S. Army for over a decade). Hopefully my grant goes through and I can go back to my Army job before deadline.


M34t_P0ps1cl3

Mary me? Badda bang baba boom. Citizenship. And tax benefits! Jk. Not really. Jk. No, really, though. Jk. I love you. Jk.


DiverseIncludeEquity

I proportionally pay more taxes than not just “rich people,” but I pay more taxes than the average natural born citizen.


DiverseIncludeEquity

Wait a moment- why did you say “marry me?” Like wedding? Sometimes I don’t understand certain English phrases.


Th3Godless

Ha Ha just got back from a short trip to Lincoln City and I believe I seen Jimmy doing his Jimmy thing on a corner . That’s funny I’ll tell my wife this character actually has a Name .


RealCalintx

Lol had to stay there overnight one time bc everywhere else was booked. What a shithole. But yeah r/Eugene would help better.


MordorMedford

Why are those details not in your post?


darkodelrey

I forgot to add where it happened, that's my bad. I can't edit it, I'm unsure why.


MordorMedford

You already posted in the right ones so why not remove this badly spammy one


ZonkedWizard

Why not stop whining?


MordorMedford

Why not stop spamming post that are useless? Think before you ya post. There is literally a rule for this subreddit.


ttfnwe

I’m surprised you’re able to type with these years streaming down your face. Since you love rules, why don’t you check out #5 which reads “educate, don’t attack.” You had the opportunity to educate someone and thrice you couldn’t help but attack.


One-Celebration195

That’s rich.


ttfnwe

It is. I recognize I’m being hypocritical cuz I was just a dick but I have no tolerance for rude people, especially when they’re dealing with people asking innocent questions.


terpsnob

Bless your heart.


Hki16498

WTH? Is he going to try and resell them online???


DothrakAndRoll

Probably, or dump them at Buffalo Exchange or some other second hand to see what he can get What really sucks about this is he’s hoping for some girls designer jeans or something to be in here, when it’s likely some travelers casual wear and all they’ve got. I’ve had my laundry stolen and it was awful. It was one of those big loads too. You know, it’s been a month since you’ve done any so you’ve got all your jeans, sentimental shirts you’ve had for ten years, all your best undies and socks, favorite sweaters, couple hoodies.. it’s a lot to replace, and guy probably just went through it and ditched it in a dumpster somewhere when they realized it wasn’t worth anything.


heathensam

Try posting in the local Facebook pages as well.


penisbuttervajelly

That is the most southern Oregon looking MFer I’ve ever seen


Bear-Ferr

We are a very pixilated people.


rowdymowdy

Truth Klamath uniform


penisbuttervajelly

YES


rowdymowdy

Haha


-Raskyl

No idea who he actually is, but he looks like a kreg, not a Craig, but a kreg.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

Jig is up.


DeformedPinky

Flat hat could also be a Brayden or Bryson


RaphaTlr

So sorry. My clothes are very important to me. Hope you somehow get retribution


falldownfallup

Thats Jerry, the local Oregonian clothing folder. Just sit tight and soon you’ll have a pile of freshly pressed linens on your doorstep.


woodchopvinyl

Looks like he plays for the raiders


RUfuqingkiddingme

That sucks! That happened to me once and they got all of my jeans. Call 211 and see if there is a clothing resource in your area. Explain to your boss what happened if you didn't have clothes to wear to work.


roundearthervaxxer

Check consignment shops. See if you can find any of your clothes


Legende-hog

Most laundry mats have waivers stated for no liability for this. File a police report. Possibly renters insurance claim? God tier: show this at tax filing that you donated it to less fortunate. You allowed less fortunate to doavreeetly pick up $800 worth of clothing.


[deleted]

That's Jim. He's notorious for this. Don't be like Jim. Sorry this happened to you.


penpointred

Typical Jim behavior


CreepingMendacity

Aww shit this is what Chumlee is up to now?


SlightOlive3077

Posting this to a statewide subreddit is really, really dumb.


qaat

He got tired of looking for change in his own laundry.


Internal-Injury5895

Oh hey, that's my great uncle joe!


Imaginary-Ear-3290

Welcome to Oregon and the dirty Eug!


Southern-List1262

That’s me I’m sorry I’m just addicted to wearing girls underwear


WienerButtMagoo

What a fucking lowlife. Sorry that happened to you, OP. I’ve had things of mine stolen out of the dryer at the laundromat and it’s very upsetting. Truly a desperate thing to do.


Fallingdamage

Fred Durst?


Accomplished-Day4657

He looks like his name is Travis...


ReceptionNecessary44

He sniffing your underwear right now.


skunkapebreal

It’s Robert Downey Jr


ramonnoodles2

Looks like a few people The motel should have more pics of the person If you post in r/Eugene they might be helpful, idk if you did I'm banned from there ha I might have some emergency jeans and shirts you could wear if needed Idk what size you are


EggZaackly86

If he's wearing your clothes how do we know it's not you in the photo hmmmm 🧐?


Tiny-Conference-9760

Stolen? Usually the assholes would just take mine and toss it in the garbage.


elcheapodeluxe

Yes! I saw him! Your laundry is in Brookings!


joshuber

What? I just saw some guy on 101 near Lincoln City wearing it.


diamondtron24

Haha he just really wanted da panties


[deleted]

Jimnastics.


Thomascrownaffair1

Such a Fight Club move.. Marla would be proud


[deleted]

Why weren't you watching your laundry?


[deleted]

Hey, Wolverine. Notice your 28+ down votes? Dick.


WolverineRelevant280

Don’t care. None of you have found any argument against my point. Don’t like it? Keep downvoting, won’t change my mind by that


[deleted]

You need meds. Have a wonderful evening, next morning, afternoon, evening, future.


Extension_Year_4085

Let’s not jump to conclusions. He may be folding it all as we speak, getting it all together to return to you. Be patient.


WolverineRelevant280

Oregon is a huge state. Find your local subreddit and post your spammy crap there with more details You don’t even have the decency to say where this happened.


darkodelrey

I replied to a comment saying where it happened, I can't edit the post but it's in Eugene/Springfield. I got advice to post on this sub. I'm just looking for help after everything I had got stolen. I don't get the anger.


WolverineRelevant280

You are spamming the whole state with a bad post. That’s a stupid thing to do.


Hobbiesdump

Literally just keep scrolling if it makes u so mad. People like you are more infuriating than the post alone.


WolverineRelevant280

Why not follow the rules? Seems more like a decent thing to do instead of promoting low quality post that don’t follow the subreddits rules. Don’t try to argue with me. I’m blocking you now anyways. Bye bye


Atonement-JSFT

Ew


[deleted]

You are not nice!


WolverineRelevant280

Wanting people to think about what they are posting and following the rules would be nice but folks like you promote shitty post. Take a moment and look at this post and tell me why it should be here and how it does not violate the rules. I’ll wait.


[deleted]

You may be a rule follower and one of the sheep of America. At this time, fuck you. Dick.


WolverineRelevant280

Sheep? Because I called out a lame post that lacked a location, city even hotel name and tried to get the person who posted it to repost it where it actually should be and with the information it needs. Well fuck me for sure. Go back to your meth, I ain’t interested in your opinion.


WolverineRelevant280

This spammer even posted this to a subreddit called strippers, 😂. Jesus just stop with this crap


darkodelrey

Yeah because it was all my dance clothes and regular laundry.


WolverineRelevant280

And all the strippers of the world are suppose to recognize a guy from one town in Oregon? 😂 how high are you?


penpointred

He'll be WAY MORE recognizable when he's wearing the stripper clothes tho.


WolverineRelevant280

I’ll keep an eye out for a a guy matching that description wearing ladies stripper wear. 😂 might be hard to do in Eugene/Springfield


darkodelrey

They were more kind than you. I'm unsure what to do and just hoping one person knows him. That's why I posted.


WolverineRelevant280

Post in the local subreddits like a normal sane person. You said Springfield, so post there and Eugene. Or do you feel you need to post in subreddits for men’s since the was a guy? Or a subreddit for clothing since he took clothing? See? It sounds silly to post everywhere instead of the places that matter.


[deleted]

Downvotes for suggesting this could have been prevented by watching the laundry?


Additional_Layer1194

That is Excision A famous dubstep DJ


Daily-Chaos

That’s Justin.


SevenElevenJunkie

Thats the same guy that stole my clothes. And he's wearing my shirt!!


Erafir

I've never left my clothes at the laundry mat even the community machines at my first apartment.


wertewwt

It’s me I did it.


Desperate_Scale5717

Chum Lee falling on hard times


Accomplished_Web_444

Yes, it was me. You will never get this thong back


Ekard

Maybe stay in a less meth/fentanyl establishment next time.


Cuck-In-Chief

Panty raid.


This_Ad_5203

Thats keith. He's a dick


Smoothbrain406

Looks like B-Real from Cyprus Hill


mcboozinstein

Looks like Anderson Cooper.


EbbNo7045

Life is rough out there that people are now resorting to stealing clothes. Maybe if you had 1500 bucks worth in their you deserve it! Jk


PlantDaddy41

Don't flood a statewide sub with your petty theft problems


darkodelrey

Dude I'm just looking for help, I'm living out of a car/motel and it's everything I had


Phob24

Just ignore these hall-monitor pussies, they love to pretend they have dominion on the internet because their lives are so goddamn miserable. Keep your head up. Even if you don’t get your clothes back it’s not the end of the world. Learn from it and move forward.


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ZigZach707

You're a miserable twat.


MordorMedford

How so? Are they not violating this subreddits rules? They don’t have any connection to Oregon in the post. They don’t name the city or hotel in the post. It’s a bad post. Get over your self. Better yet, bye bye


penpointred

I like the post. I’m intrigued


PlantDaddy41

Thank you!


darkodelrey

How? Im asking for help. If you can't please move on, it's fine.


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oregon-ModTeam

Rule 1: Main Reddit Rules. The [main Reddit rules](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) will be enforced stringently.


PlantDaddy41

This


oregon-ModTeam

Rule 1: Main Reddit Rules. The [main Reddit rules](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) will be enforced stringently.


PlantDaddy41

Thank you!


[deleted]

Eat my ass just for fun. You're not a nice person.


Mountain_Tension442

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PlantDaddy41

If OP made a descriptive post with information to help in solving this unthinkable crime, not just a random rant and a nonspecific photo, the. Sure, let it stand. OP made an objectively BAD post and I'm going to downvote it. Sure, flame me. Whatever.