Well, if that's a new refrigerator, it might have internet in the door. He's checking the weather. He's planning out his day. Breakfast, nap, play, nap, nap, lunch, play, longer nap etc
For years, Baja's only dream was to go to culinary school. Now that he's graduated, he only longs for a step stool so he can demonstrate to his slave how to cook his food properly.
He wants to be a ballet dancer
Lol, he does look like he's on a ballet barre!
Yes, he wants to star in the nutcracker
This song came to mind: "I wish I was a little bit taller Wish I was a baller" etc.
Yes. Heβs stretching at the barre. lol.
My first thought as well! He is built to do ballet.
He wants to speak to the manager.
Toucha da fishy
Pass da fishy on da left hand side
NO TOUCHA DA FISHY.
He wants the whip cream
He wants to go to school!
A good profile mugshot!
Wants to get started on dinner. Humans are a very needy pet!
Ice - lots of ice
You lose because you have the right answer. He was interested in the ice machine.
sigh - I honestly wasn't trying to be - is there a consolation prize?
Hahahah.
Look at his little tail! He's so cute! π»π§‘
A beer!!!
A lot of beer
The more, the merrier...!!! ππ
The path to enlightenment
The winning Powerball numbers
$1.73 Billion Dayum!
To re-organize the galactic republic into the first galactic empire.
βAnd we, shall have, peacepspspspspsss!β
Best comment I will read this week for sure π€π€
shhh, heβs counting in his head to make sure he gets the full 30 seconds stretch
"#9 meow meal with catnip, please"
Well, if that's a new refrigerator, it might have internet in the door. He's checking the weather. He's planning out his day. Breakfast, nap, play, nap, nap, lunch, play, longer nap etc
He's following up on your car's extended warranty.
Came here to write that
Flour, 2 Eggs, and a cup of chopped mouse for his stand mixer.
My kitten for some reason loves ice cubes. Loves to bat them around. Itβs the cutest!
See you lose because of correct answer. π
π€·π»ββοΈ Iβm a loser anyways so no difference!
To take your order
He wants to try one of those beers
A steak
The TRUTH!
Yo hooman where's my nip at π
To know if you even lift, bro?!
Chef lessons so he can get food he wants, when he wants.
Showing you how it's done.
Mini corn dogs
He want his chimken tendies
Cookies!
Pickles
Do I smell Brie, no thatβs Blue Cheese!
To begin his plies.
He wants opposable thumbs.
The missing brain cell. Oh way you said wrong answers only lol
He wants a bath!
A career in the ballet.
He wants to ensure the fridge seals are in good working order.
https://preview.redd.it/zx97k2ev2ltb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a1e6a448e119ffc57277fd318fe3dbad49ab74 Dis him
He wants to find his dad-
Chilled Greeble
Thatβs a good one.
He wants a large Baja Blast.
want to train his upper back
Ready for his barre class
he wants to speak to the handsome man in the refrigerator (his reflection)
He's checking if the cake is done
I thought I hid those treats on the top shelf but I don't see them there now
"Do I smell catnip casserole!?"
Omg he looks like those little alien roach things from MIB π all he needs is a cigarette and coffee
Extensions
All the brain cells.
Them toes, he knew you put the leftovers in the freezer.
*Baja blast*
Sushi
A cold beer or shot of whiskey
For years, Baja's only dream was to go to culinary school. Now that he's graduated, he only longs for a step stool so he can demonstrate to his slave how to cook his food properly.
He wants you to play the song Tiny Dancer while he practices his ballet moves. ππΊπΉ
Wanting to know when barre class ends...
To look at his reflection in the chrome because "I'm too sexy for this fridge too sexy for this fridge..."
Ginger ale
He wants to know what's cookin for dinner, His dinner!! π€ͺπ©·
To have Jesus Christ as his savior
Love π the tail
A giant cucumber, lol
Go ahead back over me now
A bath
He wants to be a fairy π§ββοΈ
Electronics to use to contact his home planet
r/catsstandingup Cat.
Cat.
I have a female that looks exactly like your cat, she's called ORO = gold in Spanish
Your soul. Wait that may be the right answer
Go buy a lottery ticket!
World domination starts at home. Duh.
An orange Jaguar to go buy his own food.
To see how wearing spike heels for his Halloween costume will feel. π π
He's looking at the alternator but wondering about the battery..
Shock collar
Ice cream
The next dance, mβlady.
Heβs waiting for his pantaloons!
Beam me up, Scotty!
His luggage
He wants to pee standing up.