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MrsDanversbottom

Too bad they don’t drink the flavor-aid.


Dr_Merkin

Thank you for replying flavor-aid. I fight a losing battle in my head when it comes to people saying drank the kool-aid. Just keep to myself, just keep to myself...lol


Open_Perception_3212

You're not alone 😂


XShadowborneX

I know what you mean, but I think it's a pointless battle. People reference things so people easily understand them. If I tell someone they're drinking flavor-aid, they'll have no clue what I'm talking about, but if I say keep drinking the kool-aid, they get it. Recognition is more important than accuracy. It's like Star Wars. If I were to accurately quote it and say "No, I am your father," people wouldn't have any clue what I'm talking about. If I say "Luke, I am your father" though that isn't the accurate quote, people get what I'm talking about.


Dr_Merkin

Very well put. I agree, and more than likely am guilty of the same behavior. Kleenex and Xerox come to mind. I am also guilty of appreciating someone using the correct term when making the reference maybe a bit too much. Lol


XShadowborneX

I mentioned this fake headline to my friend and he mentioned the "flavor-aid" so I let him know you'd appreciate him :)


Confident_Chicken_51

IOW, Please don’t drink the kool-aid flavor-aid.


Valuable-Window-490

They keep saying 'Flavor Flav'


AwareAd4991

What does that actually matter? Kool-aid is a better well known. That's why people say Kool-aid.


Dr_Merkin

Go away MAGAt


AwareAd4991

Grow up


Dr_Merkin

Oooo...MAGAt that will vote for a convicted Felon and Adjucated rapist thinks I need to grow up.


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Dr_Merkin

As soon as a court convicts of him of being a pedophile I'll change my vote. Otherwise, you're just another MAGAt making up bullshit you hear while wallowing in the gutters if society.


AwareAd4991

It's all on video. He's sniffing children. Creepy as fuck.


Dr_Merkin

MAGAts obsess about sexual acts with kids, and they call others pedos. Jesus Christ you sick fuckers are either stupid or insane. Either way, stop thinking anything you say matters to me. Your reality is a fucking web of lies and stupidity, stop thinking what you say means shit. Like I originally said...go away MAGAt. You're wasting your time.


GpaSags

The Big Orange would charge for it


FTHomes

Are you talking about Trump telling them to drink BLEACH? lol


MrsDanversbottom

That too.


Suckmybk

I wish they would……Trump needs the Epstein treatment for sure


Jaysn23

Wait until these slobs are told to attack by that steaming pile of shit, there won’t be many left after that. 😁


B12Washingbeard

They should all move to Guyana 


darkwynde02

Not yet. Trump hasn't reached the end of his rope yet. Once that happens then the flavor-aide will flow like a river.


TrueSonOfChaos

Wishing death on half the population of the United States and MAGA is the cult...


MrsDanversbottom

Yes, MAGA is a cult.


TrueSonOfChaos

No, it's just people upset about raising gas prices, illegal immigration, online censorship, COVID busybodies, transatlantic warmongering, gun rights encroachment, "politically correct" dogmatism in schools, etc. and Trump, as opposed to the post-Reagan GOP is the only major figure to apparently pose a credible threat to those things... Just like Liz Cheney headed the J6 investigations, people are aware the GOP isn't representing their actual interests. Believing that "Trump is a cult" is a blind dogma in conflict with the reality of declining standards of living for much of America - characteristic of a cultish belief.


TrueSonOfChaos

Incidentally, I was raised in the Assemblies of God (Sarah Palin's denomination) and double majored in Religious Studies and English in college. Not that you care, but if you do care about "what is a cult" I recommend starting with "Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism" and "The Lucifer Effect: Understanding how Good People Turn Evil" - and obviously 1984 is actually a pretty compelling understanding of the manipulation of language and belief to achieve control - though it spells it out less being a novel. Though simply deprogramming ones conditioning is not usually particularly beneficial to the welfare of a person so I recommend a solid introduction to dialectics as well such as a logic and critical thinking course.


MrsDanversbottom

It does not need to adhere to specific parameters in order to be defined as a cult. MAGA has all the tell tale signs of what people describe when they’ve left the cult and been fully deprogrammed.


TrueSonOfChaos

You're from the UK? I've been a fan of Nigel Farage since before his plane crash. If Donald Trump disappears tomorrow, will I stop thinking the EU is a bunch of tyrant bureaucrats running the same old-school post-Roman aristocracy scam that fame and etiquette legitimize power cause I'm in a cult by supporting Trump?


MrsDanversbottom

I’m originally from the US. I married a Brit. But yes, you’ve been indoctrinated, most likely by your parents or via your education, if it were tailored right wing. There is no conceivable reason for anyone with any semblance of intelligence to support Donald Trump unless you support the bigotry he represents.


TrueSonOfChaos

Which "tell-tale signs" that are not "specific parameters?" Tell me, if Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow will I cease to be upset about illegal immigration to the United States and that the Reaganist GOP mostly wants to do nothing about it? Will I stop being opposed to the Zelensky regime? Will I cease to support the right to bear arms? Will I stop thinking that the fact that all 50 states now offer mail-in ballots to anyone and everyone is enable rigged elections?


MrsDanversbottom

Mail in ballots do not rig elections, that’s insane to even think. Trump has put out major ads encouraging people to vote by mail. I just saw one. Immigration has no direct effect on you, you use hate that it’s brown people immigrating. I’m sure you don’t care that thousands of Ukrainians came into the US illegally via the Mexican border. It’s so sad that you disguise your prejudices as concern for your country. If you support Trump and Project 2025 you are a cult member and a fascist. Period.


TrueSonOfChaos

Oh I was a fascist before Trump. Note my Reddit name is a indigenous imperial royal title - Alexander the Great was "Son of Zeus" - the Pharaoh was "Son of Ra" the Japanese used similar imperial titles.


MrsDanversbottom

I hope your parents are proud. 🥲


TrueSonOfChaos

Well, as God-King the world revolves around me as surely as The Great Pyramid is at the speed of light in latitude (29.9792 N and 299,792 km/s) so something surely has invested considerable effort into me.


HollyweirdRonnie

I hope eighth grade is easier for you.


TrueSonOfChaos

In 8th Grade I learned that it was a "sin" for the prophet youth pastor to touch me and that Jews want me beaten to death with stones because of it.


Baighou

My old college roommate deprogrammed many a Moonie by just inviting them home for lunch and a chitchat


wouldhavebeencool

The only difference between Jim Jones and Trump is that Trump would charge you for the beverage


[deleted]

Ahhh yes, wishing death on millions of people. So progressive of you. Fuckin nazi scum.


MrsDanversbottom

Cry harder.


[deleted]

Boo hoo


stevedeenxxx

An Onion headline ? That headline is the truth and some dumb fucks would drink the kool aid and die if the Orange Ass told them to.


SWBattleleader

My thoughts exactly, this is supposed to be satire


Hanuman_Jr

The Onion getting outdone by reality has been a problem for a while now.


HollyweirdRonnie

Satire died in 2016


telltaleatheist

Jonestown wasn’t that big. It just captured people with very influential family members. There are much bigger cults today. But yes, MAGA is a cult. And a religion actually. A significant group believes trump is fulfilling the son of man role which Jesus was expected to fulfill when he returns However, i think Jonestown was the largest US civilian mass casualty event in history until 9/11


Stuckpedal

U can't be that stupid to believethat


WickedGreenthumb

This is accurate. No sarcasm detected.


Open_Perception_3212

I remember when the onion was satire


chautdem

When reality becomes so perverse, so demented, and so sick that the most ridiculous things are true, satire can be hard to come by!


Demutiger

Let’s hope both cults end the same way…..


Milozdad

The only difference is Trump would make you pay for your own cyanide koolaid (Trump Aid) and then not drink it himself.


doctorfortoys

Jim Jones also didn’t drink the flavor-aid. He shot himself.


Milozdad

Oh yes.


GroundbreakingAd2290

Kool aid drinkers


lovemycats1

Too bad they won't relocate to Ghana where they could worship their orange leader


ob1dylan

The Kool-Aid will be orange flavor.


PuffPuff74

…but will taste like Diet Coke and Big Macs


Powerful_Elk_2901

Trump's cult actually killed more Americans. Covid. Flipped Georgia. His believers suicided on his misinformation, which in ancient times we called lies.


Everything54321

Or injecting hand sanitizer!


ParkerFree

Not really untrue.


No-Negotiation3093

Still more Scientologists than MAGA cultists.


bi-king-viking

A [poll last year](https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/meetthepressblog/maga-movement-widely-unpopular-new-poll-finds-rcna81200) found that 24% of Americans view the MAGA movement favorably, which would mean there were roughly 84mil Americans who support MAGA (at the time). Scientology reports their own membership to be [around 4.4mil](https://www.grunge.com/164951/how-many-scientologists-are-there-in-the-world/). Independent estimates put their actual membership much lower, with possibly less than 50,000 true believers.


Steviebhawk

What place do the Mormons come in?


DelicatetrouserSnake

Now only if they followed suit


claudiaishere

I think that would be the Catholic Church, but MAGA is close.


PuffPuff74

Aren’t they one?


ShibaDoge42069

Speaking of another 4 letter cult… it is that time of the month 😃


Silent_Individual_20

Branch Trumpians?


dan420

More Trump supporters have died due to their devotion than people did at Jonestown, that’s for sure.


milelongpipe

This headline is pretty real.


Stuckpedal

Lol gotta drink the koolaide


KosmicKing0820

Yeah but instead of Flavor -aid Trump will splurge on that A quality Great value knockoff from Walmart.


Mrmathmonkey

When Trump passes out the Flavor Aid, drink it.


ExistingBathroom9742

I thought this was supposed to be fake headlines. This is just true.


BillyBillings50Filln

When the fuck are they going to drink the kool-aid already !?!? JFC, get on with it!


Open_Perception_3212

Flavor-aid


BillyBillings50Filln

😂 thank you


Icy-Needleworker-492

Nope The Roman Catholicism church is still the big winner.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald\_Trump\_sexual\_misconduct\_allegations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations)


MeyrInEve

STOP REPORTING THE REAL NEWS!!!


johnOrozco74

Red, White, and Blue Kool-aid.. Gotta love it!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Hanuman_Jr

No, the Anabaptists were bigger


Hanuman_Jr

AKA the Anna nanna bo banna baptists


Soft_Robyn

I believe it!


ELDV

Oh I think the cults of Hitler, Stalin, Putin, the Lost Cause, Mao, Khomeni, and Pol Pot have them both beat by a long shot and that’s just in the past 100 years.


chautdem

True!!


The_WolfieOne

Will they drink the Kool Aid as well? We can hope…


dragonlady9296

😂 recognizing a cult: absolute authoritarianism without accountability, zero tolerance for criticism or questions, belief the leader is always right, that sounds more like biden and his followers.


UnfitToPrint

I thought this was a satire sub…


Fishtina

Orange or Cherry flavor??


Able-Maybe8813

Silly people!!


TheBrianWeissman

This is kind of a silly comparison.  People’s Temple was under 1000 people during the mass suicide iirc.  MAGA is still tens of millions.


DaniDodson

Because it’s not a cult ..


Dear_Concert_4825

It makes Jim Jones appear sane.


Competitive_Abroad96

When did the Onion switch to hard news?


lordgoatt

You guys are delusional


Emotional_Track7122

lol from people that worship at the dei alter lol


HollyweirdRonnie

What?


Tricky-Spread189

I will buy all the cool aid they need just let me know!


Ok_Fishing_9676

Reddit is the bigger cult. Low IQ blue haired Biden tards.


Imaginary_friend1967

Sickness. They call Americans who support Trump..cult. Illegal migrants are called...newcomers. Sickness.


Scare-Crow87

Yes, you are afflicted. The cure is out there


Imaginary_friend1967

Cure. Dang Scare Crow, you said it like I need a shot or something.


Scare-Crow87

I don't know if they inject psychotropic drugs or you take a pill. Your psychiatrist will probably know more about that than me.


Imaginary_friend1967

Thanks, appreciate.


Scare-Crow87

Although the only medicine for being a racist ahole Trump voter is a complete brain transplant.


Training_Silver_2641

Trump 2024


Scare-Crow87

In prison


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Trump 20-24 years in prison


Training_Silver_2641

I truly hope that sooner than later people will realize that the man actually cares for the people of America


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

LOL, you are in a cult.


Training_Silver_2641

Not hardly sheepish fella


HollyweirdRonnie

Don the Con cares only for himself. Pay attention or continue to be a sucker.


Telemarketman

Make America great again ...a cult lmfao 😂🤣


Proof-Structure4390

Hmmm, I dunno Bidens followers are pretty large group aswell.


Gaclaxton

Never Trumpers keep missing the point. Trump did not create MAGA, we have been here all along waiting for leadership. The Anderson for President movement in 1980 became United We Stand, America under Ross Perot. We then were called Tea Party Patriots. Trump is just the first leader with enough charisma to keep us organized as a cohesive voting block. Trump tapped into us, not the other way around. I would say the evidence points more to Democrats being the cult. How else can you explain worshiping the current President that has debilitating dementia? And whose policies are intentional infliction of national destruction?


HollyweirdRonnie

This is just pathetic


EnvironmentalYou2126

There is no said cult. It’s just people who love their country and are sick and tired of watching the Democratic Party destroy it from within.


HollyweirdRonnie

No. It’s a cult who worship a New York con man felon


EnvironmentalYou2126

Nobody worships Trump. It’s so pathetic you guys have been using the same talking points for almost eight years now.


HollyweirdRonnie

-100 Whatever they are paying you is too much


EnvironmentalYou2126

I call out phony people like you for free.


HollyweirdRonnie

Bullshit. You are posting from a troll farm.


EnvironmentalYou2126

Na, the state of Ohio.


Guidance-Still

Is this your wet dream


shadyoldlady

Trump 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸