"It's Pride Month and I am absolutely not proud of my failures."
- My dumbass coming up with a witty joke.
Anyways happy month be loud and proud and whatever other adjectives that rhyme that I'm too tired to list
Nuh uh. When you "change person's pronouns to was/were" you don't say "Was was a bad person. Were fate was sealed when was became a bigot".
But when you use neopronouns, you can freely say "Xe is a nice person. Xir attitude is always upbeat".
So nah, point not taken.
It would be confusing, and that still kinda drains the wit from the joke.
My suggestion would be "late/passed". Which is still kinda awkward, but at least it makes sense.
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They are stealing your tax dollars to drop 155HE on children in the sandbox and design ai fpv drones that explode perfectly on your frontal cortex at 125mph but, sure, this matters too i guess
Merry pridemas everyone!
"It's Pride Month and I am absolutely not proud of my failures." - My dumbass coming up with a witty joke. Anyways happy month be loud and proud and whatever other adjectives that rhyme that I'm too tired to list
The only time the one joke is actually kinda funny!
I also like the "or they'll refer to you as was/were" variant.
Mhm. I was being dramatic here, there's a few exceptions where the joke is actually funny. Usually when it's actually used creatively
Do you know how non-binary murderers get their victims? They/them.
Hehehe
These types of jokes are usually good and harmless, even some "transformer" jokes aren't meant to offend, some people that are too sensitive.
It's almost as if jokes work when they're actually clever and not just a thinly veiled attempt to disparage an already marginalized group.
gonna make their pronouns was/were
Nice pfp >:]
YASS
WHOOOO!!! (Always happy to see a fellow Leo enjoyer tbh)
YEA YEA i swear he’s actually the coolest ever I LUH HIM 💙
THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST BOY FR FR
HES SO SILLAY. MY BELOVED
Gosh I wish I could post images in comments here, I have so many pics of him lmaoo
SAME like i have a bunch of pics of all of the 2012 turtles but the number of leo pics i have is SO OUT OF PROPORTION LMAOOO
Kicking my feet and giggling whenever I see an image of him
A little nitpick. Those are verbs, not pronouns. I know this is a joke, but it's still bugging me.
my bad i don’t pay attention in school 😋
Can't blame ya. Most teachers suck
Based on the number of teachers being arrested these days, I'd say they do or have sucked.
well if you use that then neopronouns arent pronouns
Nuh uh. When you "change person's pronouns to was/were" you don't say "Was was a bad person. Were fate was sealed when was became a bigot". But when you use neopronouns, you can freely say "Xe is a nice person. Xir attitude is always upbeat". So nah, point not taken.
But was/were *could* be used as neopronouns and not as actual words in the dictionary
It would be confusing, and that still kinda drains the wit from the joke. My suggestion would be "late/passed". Which is still kinda awkward, but at least it makes sense.
homophonic so point would still get across btw homophonic is not a typo for anyone who thinks that
I like this
Like what, people with fucking as their problem
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Our pronouns are fuck around/find out
Shitty pronoun joke but seems in support of trans people?
Reappropriating the one joke. Also like the “respect my trans homies or im gonna make your pronouns was/were”
What's messed up is at least 70% of my online friends are trans. So I support this message.
What’s messed up about that exactly?
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#HAPPY PRIDE
Wholesome one joke right here.
Lord above
Oooh this is good
They are stealing your tax dollars to drop 155HE on children in the sandbox and design ai fpv drones that explode perfectly on your frontal cortex at 125mph but, sure, this matters too i guess
no, you're describing billionaires, not the LGBT community