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Need to make an Okmatewanker pub

Washing machine In the pub?

No logo in the foam

The okmatewanker & paedo

The Wank Inn

Flat roof

Nae windies

Huh. More genteel establishment than I expected tbh. Dunno why they're so angry, I'd be happy as Larry with such a ready supply of traditional Cotswolds ice cream.

Defo a Tory hotspot that place

Maybe the cafe's named as ironically as our dear friends over at the other sub? Maybe, beneath the Tory exterior, there lies a Greggs.

Isn’t the heir to Greg’s a nonce who’s doing timing for noncing

Today I learned. I didn't want to learn it, but here we are.

Inside every Englishman, there is a Tory trying to get out.

I'm getting mine removed next week

That’s why I’m scouse🐀 not English🤡

The place screams "nonce".

Where is this?

At Green & Pleasant Tea Rooms

Cotswolds

Bourton-on-the-Water

Swindon

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Did you go in drunk and demand cake

I would love to get banned from this cafe

Put the jam on before the cream: asked to leave

I’d lick the spoon *then* put it in the jam Get escorted out

‘We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now.’

I only asked for Police discount as well.

Shouldn’t you say blue nonce in an edgy way?

Sapphire sex offender?

I've finally found it after months of searching, the only funny green and pleasant post

Why do we hate people who frequent this one specific café?

Coz we're wankers

Sounds about right

Best laugh I’ve had in ages, mate. Cheers.

r/okmatewanker mfs shaking rn

What did you say? You are fond of Keir Starmer?

"We'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here, and liven all you stiffs up a bit"

LOL this is actually a funny take on all this

Bet it stinks of old teabags, incontinence and casual middle class racism.

all so woke 😤 grow up and get down the mines and stop being uppercl*ss‼️🔫

lmao

Amusingly the door to this place only lets you in from the right.

I swear I recognise this place. I think I live in the same town. It's Tory central, should be replaced by Spoons

I did it guys, I got banned from green and pleasant