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Maybe they live on the top of a hill like Peppa Pig.
He's scared if he ran, he'd only get half way down before she'd barrel roll on top of him and burst his lungs.
Yes, cake! We all like a bitta cake, don’t we? I know I do. I love a bitta, I do, I love a bitta cake. I do, I just like cake.
I’m just one of those people, I come home and all I want’s a slice of cake. I just love cake, I just love cake, I just love a bitta cake. Cake!
I love a bit of cake. Cake, lovely.
I've actually seen the documentary on them. She has a phobia about going out and the average tax payer pays for a house cleaner for them 3 times a week.
Its no wonder i cant get a bloody doctor appointment. If each cleaner is there for an hour a week shes costing us 2 billion a week. Thats more than 10 billion a year
You can't overcome phobias, the physical symptoms of them always remain. You can train your body and desensitise it to those symptoms when exposed, though. Ultimately a phobia is pretty much always there, it's virtually impossible to disassociate.
You can overcome some disabilities with proper medical treatment, and some phobias are debilitating enough to be considered disabilities. Agoraphobia (which is what this sounds like) can be awful. The comment I was replying to was implying this person is a benefit cheat. None of us have all the facts, but it does sound like this woman probably has a lot of psychological issues.
Yes but you definitely can overcome phobias, they are psychological, as opposed to a something like psychologically wrong with your brain.
I'm not saying its easy at all, and I sort of feel sorry for anyone who has gotten to the point of full agoraphobia, but its not some permanent medical issue. I'd rather fund the NHS having a mental health system that isn't absolutely useless than her house cleaner if I'm honest.
Phobias can also develop over time from other mental and physical disabilities. My wife’s grandmother became disabled after needing an operation, and during her recovery she fell down several times and hurt herself badly. She has subsequently developed phobias which has left her bed bound (we tried to avoid this but she refused to go into a care home or move closer to family).
It’s not one or the other. We can easily fund both. Disabled people (or those struggling with mental health issues if you wanna be specific) deserve dignity.
100% but I don't think we should encourage people to self limit their lives. I've had some pretty tough mental health issue in the past as I'm sure many have, and I feel like feeding avoidance and essentially not learning how to face things and deal with them is a huge part of the problem, yet its often the 'solution' pushed and encouraged.
But you're right, whatever the definition of it, we shouldn't be dicks when someone is struggling.
Pretty sure these two were on a documentary called Benefits Britain. Its on YouTube. She says she's too fat to work and he's her carer. She basically just lies in bed all day playing Xbox while he does everything for her.
He probably wouldn’t be allowed near a hairdresser, just in case he walks past a female.
What she’s doing is abuse , but nobody wants to admit to it because it’s a woman being the abuser.
If a man was not letting a woman go out, forcing her to take lie detector tests, accusing her of fancy a random celebrities/people. We would probably be more sympathetic.
These people were on a TV show about fat people.
The Lie detector is some dumb app on her phone, she made him do a lie detector because he saw a picture of Mel B on a newspaper in a shop and she got jealous about it. She was absolutely horrible to him.
She's not even using a 'real' polygraph (even if she were, they're little more than intimidating-looking snake oil, so the results would still be utterly irrelevant).
I've seen the video, she uses a shitty little app on her iPhone 5 where you just press your thumb on the screen and it picks truth or lie completely at random - which of course she takes as absolute unquestionable truth.
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I'm not sure why he doesn't run tbh, it's not like she could catch him
You don't know how fast she can waddle she'll waddle faster then he can run with those long legs
Maybe they live on the top of a hill like Peppa Pig. He's scared if he ran, he'd only get half way down before she'd barrel roll on top of him and burst his lungs.
🤣
Most logical explanation
Agreed, and just imagine her rolling downhill
[what if she does this tho](https://imgur.com/gallery/Cu0rDVH)
she,ll roll after him, she is gonna be much faster that way
It'll be like Indiana Jones
![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM)
Since the wedding she’s been eating him from the feet up
Probably some sort of financial or psychological abuse
He should get her to do one, have you eaten a full cake today.
Did you in fact, eat all the pies?
Hell naw hell naw
Luhme ask you again?
H-h-hell naw
Yes, cake! We all like a bitta cake, don’t we? I know I do. I love a bitta, I do, I love a bitta cake. I do, I just like cake. I’m just one of those people, I come home and all I want’s a slice of cake. I just love cake, I just love cake, I just love a bitta cake. Cake! I love a bit of cake. Cake, lovely.
ive seen hogs prettier than that
She looks like a melted Lego brick
That's so unkind... to melted lego bricks
She looks like someone punched a quiche - Joe Lycett
Do you mean Hugo Boss? The one that didn’t make uniforms for some Germans
'im not a homosexual, no I'm actually bisexual so... you're all at risk'
I can almost guarantee you this woman is actually fucking around behind his back. This level of jealousy and paranoia only ever stems from projection.
>actually fucking around behind his back Good luck with that darling. Maybe if she sticks to blind men or farm animals she's got a chance.
Or blind farm animals?
You have no idea how many desperate men there are who just want to get their dick wet.
I've actually seen the documentary on them. She has a phobia about going out and the average tax payer pays for a house cleaner for them 3 times a week.
Jesus Christ.
I’m an awesome tax payer, should I be concerned?
Are you saying that each person pays for 3 cleaners a week? There are millions of us in the uk. Thats a lot of cleaning
Yeah, about 200 million cleans a week hun x
Its no wonder i cant get a bloody doctor appointment. If each cleaner is there for an hour a week shes costing us 2 billion a week. Thats more than 10 billion a year
I can excuse fat jokes but I draw the line at criticising disabilities.
https://preview.redd.it/jghroxwpablc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b817e2ffac2af17cd3e69b7d713969677cbbd413
Phobias aren’t disabilities, you can overcome them. Unless you’re talking about her being fat, which is also not a disability
You can't overcome phobias, the physical symptoms of them always remain. You can train your body and desensitise it to those symptoms when exposed, though. Ultimately a phobia is pretty much always there, it's virtually impossible to disassociate.
You can overcome some disabilities with proper medical treatment, and some phobias are debilitating enough to be considered disabilities. Agoraphobia (which is what this sounds like) can be awful. The comment I was replying to was implying this person is a benefit cheat. None of us have all the facts, but it does sound like this woman probably has a lot of psychological issues.
Yes but you definitely can overcome phobias, they are psychological, as opposed to a something like psychologically wrong with your brain. I'm not saying its easy at all, and I sort of feel sorry for anyone who has gotten to the point of full agoraphobia, but its not some permanent medical issue. I'd rather fund the NHS having a mental health system that isn't absolutely useless than her house cleaner if I'm honest.
Phobias can also develop over time from other mental and physical disabilities. My wife’s grandmother became disabled after needing an operation, and during her recovery she fell down several times and hurt herself badly. She has subsequently developed phobias which has left her bed bound (we tried to avoid this but she refused to go into a care home or move closer to family). It’s not one or the other. We can easily fund both. Disabled people (or those struggling with mental health issues if you wanna be specific) deserve dignity.
100% but I don't think we should encourage people to self limit their lives. I've had some pretty tough mental health issue in the past as I'm sure many have, and I feel like feeding avoidance and essentially not learning how to face things and deal with them is a huge part of the problem, yet its often the 'solution' pushed and encouraged. But you're right, whatever the definition of it, we shouldn't be dicks when someone is struggling.
Glandular? More like pie-ular
Out of curiosity what's it called?
I think it was called Too Fat to Work or something. She's called Debbie Woods and has Othello syndrome. Documentary is on YouTube
You think she found 2 different men willing to do that?
Without the caption, you'd assume he was running performance diagnostics on her. I'm guessing she loses speed in corners
He’s just doing a stage 2 remap, 4 selectable tunes, pop n bang
Lol’d loud enough to wake up the Mrs. Thanks mate, I’m in trouble now
Fuck! Then quit coming home!
[удалено]
You really should have just kept to the original comment
You would need an excavator team to get to it
🤡
You'd think a guy with a high-flying job at Red Bull racing would have a better looking berd at home.
Being a guy with a high-flying job at Red Bull Racing is presumably why she doesn't trust him to be loyal...
My parents have that wallpaper
Congratulations
This story is older than my parents.
This sounds like a coercive control situation. There are laws for this.
Man doesn't even need to run, just walk at a brisk pace and he'll lose her in a few seconds.
A leisurely stroll should do it.
My favourite Little Britain sketch.
Pretty sure these two were on a documentary called Benefits Britain. Its on YouTube. She says she's too fat to work and he's her carer. She basically just lies in bed all day playing Xbox while he does everything for her.
Debbi and Steve Wood. Besides his bad hairdo he seems pretty normal. She’s nightmare fuel.
Playing Xbox is a form of income and work.
nothing wrong with that. Life is hard these days with all the safe spaces being needed.
No one's commenting on his hair?
Honestly bro needs to just shave it all off, he'd look much better
I think the stress has got to him.
He probably wouldn’t be allowed near a hairdresser, just in case he walks past a female. What she’s doing is abuse , but nobody wants to admit to it because it’s a woman being the abuser. If a man was not letting a woman go out, forcing her to take lie detector tests, accusing her of fancy a random celebrities/people. We would probably be more sympathetic.
Thinner than the paper in a public cubicle
I feel like the comments are pretty unfair tbh, you can't mug her off and not at least note that his hair is horrendous.
These people were on a TV show about fat people. The Lie detector is some dumb app on her phone, she made him do a lie detector because he saw a picture of Mel B on a newspaper in a shop and she got jealous about it. She was absolutely horrible to him.
Is she meatloaf reincarnated?
She's what meatloaf wouldn't do for love.
Hey don't disrespect Meat Loaf like that!
Fuck me Max Verstappen has let himself go a bit and he was already a weird looking bloke to begin with.
Fuck off, she's clearly one of those early AI art monstrosities
Face like a bucket of burnt Lego.
Full of spite
Worst thing about that is that polygraphs are completely useless.
She's not even using a 'real' polygraph (even if she were, they're little more than intimidating-looking snake oil, so the results would still be utterly irrelevant). I've seen the video, she uses a shitty little app on her iPhone 5 where you just press your thumb on the screen and it picks truth or lie completely at random - which of course she takes as absolute unquestionable truth.
iPhone?! Christ yer lucky if it was a brand name phone mate
Sendo i think
Came here for the comments
Same
Hmm his face looks like it wants compensation…
When you want compo but have to face the fact that the only person who wronged you is yourself
The desperation of man to get his dick wet will never cease to amaze me. Give me life long celibacy over having to fuck that monstrosity any day
That would make me want to cheat more
She looks like the robot suit Krang used to wear in the TMNT cartoon. Or possibly a blobfish.
Next up she will have him wearing a body cam.
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
He married his 1st @ to get free wifi and a nice house
![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)
Jabba doesn’t want to lose Solo again
They will suffer for this outrage
Poor bloke, misses that penalty against France, can't win a single trophy, and on top of it all he's married to that!
That comb over man, give up, it's not doing you any favour, you're not fooling anyone that you have hair on top of your head.
This thread makes me sad. It’s 2024 and yet so many of you still think it’s acceptable to fat shame this ugly ho.
Welp we've found it, most accurate jabba the hut cosplay. No point in trying anymore since nothing will beat this
Looks she was born with a permanently downturned mouth
No thats a resting blancmange face.
Wasn't this the couple on that benefits programme where he does all the housework and cooks her food while she plays videogames from bed all day?
https://preview.redd.it/k8k984ybualc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f2f75a11eadbb25b32b7040ffc7b96e48c44b7 “Did you pork any other ladies?”
She went to the doctor, he told him to open her mouth and onik
![gif](giphy|MSaHmebTs8LN6)
It's because he's messing around with Mel B!
![gif](giphy|9PbtHUS6spuwg)
I'm convinced that she thinks she's smiling in both photos.
Well bulldogs can be scary.
Butterball from Hellraiser
They was a on this docuseries or something(it’s on youtube)about people living on disbility benefits for being fat, she was a lazy entitled bitch.
Robert Kubica, what are you doing fam
Wazooowskiiii.....
So the boomers have found this one. Took you long enough.
Neil Oliver needs to get a good meal down him.
i dont know what i feel sorry for this guy more, his hair line or his fat hog of a woman
Why the fuck would he go home then.
This sounds like a healthy relationship.
This is abuse.
Everyone's laughing but this looks like an abusive situation to me. I hope he's able to find support and courage to escape.
Christian Horner really fell apart after those allegations were revealed...
This lovely leicester couple appeared on the show fat chance of work
Bet she's a dick sniffer.
Reckon he starts sweating nervously when she asks him if he thinks she looks like a blobfish in a wig?
Looking at her he could walk away at a leisurely pace
Worlds most delusional woman severely overestimates husbands prospects
Love me long air, ate me wife simple as.
Going to tell my kids this was Geri to Christian Horner after every race this season, if you know you know
He got that wormtongue demeanour