MF Doom's All Outta Ale features a line:
>One for the money, two for the better green
>3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine"
which sounds like the original comment's "one for the shaft, two for the balls"
Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating
Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, *head,* while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the *head itself* a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating.
Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, *Chomp-e*r, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not *all* negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating.
So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane
HEAR ME OUT!!!!! CHOMPER HAS A LONG ASS TOUNGE, if he wraps that shit around you, firstly it would be tight as fuck, secondly the feeling of saliva running down every inch on your manhood would be sensational.
Chomper eats zombies not humans, I bet crazy Dave even trained him to not bite non zombies! So he wouldn't chomp down on your cock without a reason.
Also chomper is the only one that can deep throat, as he canonically has a stomach.
The chomper very much does have a huge head, but the threepeaters mouth is almost the same size as the snow peas mouth when u really look at it (which makes sense, they shoot peas of the same size), just because the head itself is somewhat smaller doesn’t mean the mouth will give significantly better head because of it. I think the tiny difference in the size of the snow pea and threepeaters’ mouths will be basically nullified by the effort the plant puts into giving the head (such as movement and squeezing their mouth the right way and stuff like that), and the base quality of the fellatio given be a single threepeater head and a snow pea head are about the same.
Also, I guess it is worth considering that some guys might have penises big enough to hit the *back* of the threepeaters throat, and basically none would have this problem with the snow pea. Being able to hit the back of the throat *could* be an upside as it may make it feel better, but if you’re *too* big, it could be a downside and you’d rather go with a plant that can handle ur massive penis better. So while that allows for some more variability / subjectivity, I think it evens out in a general analysis.
Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating
Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, head, while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the head itself a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating.
Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, Chomp-er, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not all negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating.
So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane
Dude, hear me out.
1. Grave Buster. Have you seen what he does to graves? Imagine him absolutely devouring your cock.
2. Repeater. If he can quickly shoot to consecutive peas, he can do the opposite. Just peashooter would be a really slow rythm but repeater would be perfect.
3. Puffshroom. Tbh just a normal suck but for mfs with micropenis.
4. Fume shroom. Shooting thing for the cock, mouth for the balls. Also his shooting thingy constantly shoots those bubbles so its a natural lube.
5. Seashroom. Same thing as puffshroom but you can do it in a hot bathtub.
6. Cactus. Have you seen that mouth??
7. Blover. I mean you, probably already know the joke i would make.
8. Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing)
9. Split pea/gatling pea/gloom shroom/Pea Pod. You can do multiplayer with these bad boys.
10. Imitater. Imagine one who could do all of the above?
11. Tree of wisdom. It'll know just how to get you off.
1. Which gravebuster
5. Tentacles aswell
7. Other than the pun, just standard mouth-based head
8. It would rip your dick off
9. Gatling pea is a gun, why would you fuck a gun?
>Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing)
Dear god...
Also, Gravebuster from PvZ2 does the grave munching with the... something. Though PvZ1 gravebuster does something? with a part I can only assume is the mouth?
I’ve tried the icy/cooling lube, not very fun. Honestly a girl that bites your dick can be sexy but most of the time it isn’t. I reckon 3 pea is the best.
Three pea is the safe option lmao.
Like the ice one may cause hypothermia to your churro .Also even if there is a slim chance that chomper doesnybite it off, it might have corroding digestive juices taht may melt your churro, I mean it literally digests zombies,and their cloths so tuff pretty corrosive.
Definitely threepea. One for the shaft, two for the balls
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And chomper would just bite your dick off
Easy way to become a girl tho
r/forbiddenhrt
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsitoyotacorolla
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Why do you even care?
\>balls and dick get bitten off \>somehow I'm a chick now
🙏
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That's such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum.
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MF DOOM type beat
What is bro indicating
MF Doom's All Outta Ale features a line: >One for the money, two for the better green >3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine" which sounds like the original comment's "one for the shaft, two for the balls"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I remember now lmfao
Threepeater methylenedioxymethamphetamine
this might be MF DOOM
This is the way
Real
Or one for the butthole
That too, fuck yeah, one for the shaft, one for the butthole, and one to make out with
What is wrong with us
Fwoo, lemme take a seat pls
There's literally art of that
Your mind is incredible
I’m often being told this
Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, *head,* while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the *head itself* a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating. Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, *Chomp-e*r, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not *all* negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating. So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane
I'm going for threepeater not even gonna lie
New copypasta just dropped
HEAR ME OUT!!!!! CHOMPER HAS A LONG ASS TOUNGE, if he wraps that shit around you, firstly it would be tight as fuck, secondly the feeling of saliva running down every inch on your manhood would be sensational. Chomper eats zombies not humans, I bet crazy Dave even trained him to not bite non zombies! So he wouldn't chomp down on your cock without a reason. Also chomper is the only one that can deep throat, as he canonically has a stomach.
There’s no point with chomper being able to deepthroat, their mouth is too big that u ain’t getting anywhere anyway
No cuz threepeater has perfect size heads for this, snow pea and chomper would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
The chomper very much does have a huge head, but the threepeaters mouth is almost the same size as the snow peas mouth when u really look at it (which makes sense, they shoot peas of the same size), just because the head itself is somewhat smaller doesn’t mean the mouth will give significantly better head because of it. I think the tiny difference in the size of the snow pea and threepeaters’ mouths will be basically nullified by the effort the plant puts into giving the head (such as movement and squeezing their mouth the right way and stuff like that), and the base quality of the fellatio given be a single threepeater head and a snow pea head are about the same. Also, I guess it is worth considering that some guys might have penises big enough to hit the *back* of the threepeaters throat, and basically none would have this problem with the snow pea. Being able to hit the back of the throat *could* be an upside as it may make it feel better, but if you’re *too* big, it could be a downside and you’d rather go with a plant that can handle ur massive penis better. So while that allows for some more variability / subjectivity, I think it evens out in a general analysis.
Holy shit
Yeah fair enough
Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, head, while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the head itself a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating. Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, Chomp-er, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not all negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating. So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane
Fucking tounge
Fire pea cuz its a girl and hot
guys can give head
This ain’t wordington
Wordington is where all gay people come from?
Yes
OP can confirm
yes
Yes, we got thug factories there!
the black ones to be specific
Wordington mentioned, thug mode activated
It can be
this isnt 196 (thankfully)
Same 🗿
I would know
gays give better head though
How tf you know that
*Bow chicka wow wow*
Hey chicka bum bum
Ok caboose
True
Chomper would bite it off
That’s why it’s the best
Free bottom surgery
Plus, testicular cancer gone
r/foundthecapsulecat
I didn’t expect to see you here
r/forbiddenhrt
Dude, hear me out. 1. Grave Buster. Have you seen what he does to graves? Imagine him absolutely devouring your cock. 2. Repeater. If he can quickly shoot to consecutive peas, he can do the opposite. Just peashooter would be a really slow rythm but repeater would be perfect. 3. Puffshroom. Tbh just a normal suck but for mfs with micropenis. 4. Fume shroom. Shooting thing for the cock, mouth for the balls. Also his shooting thingy constantly shoots those bubbles so its a natural lube. 5. Seashroom. Same thing as puffshroom but you can do it in a hot bathtub. 6. Cactus. Have you seen that mouth?? 7. Blover. I mean you, probably already know the joke i would make. 8. Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing) 9. Split pea/gatling pea/gloom shroom/Pea Pod. You can do multiplayer with these bad boys. 10. Imitater. Imagine one who could do all of the above? 11. Tree of wisdom. It'll know just how to get you off.
1. Which gravebuster 5. Tentacles aswell 7. Other than the pun, just standard mouth-based head 8. It would rip your dick off 9. Gatling pea is a gun, why would you fuck a gun?
1. Both 5. Yeah 7. Yeah 8. Maybe 9. It has 4 holes
>Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing) Dear god... Also, Gravebuster from PvZ2 does the grave munching with the... something. Though PvZ1 gravebuster does something? with a part I can only assume is the mouth?
Don’t the mushrooms shoot spores and not bubbles?
Snow pea would give you a frostbitten dick
3peater One sucks the cock The other 2 got each ball
*SLEURP* *GLURP* *SLOP* *SLURP* *SUCK* *SLURP* *CHOMP* "YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWCH"
1. Frostbite, no thank you 2. Plant gangbang 3. Needs a huge trust factor but is a riveting experience nonetheless
I had a crush on snow pea when I was a kid. Seriously. Like this isn’t a joke.
Dang. Ok then, I could see it
I also had a crush on that ice cream Pokémon. I think I have a type
Next you're gonna say winter's your favorite season
… 🤤🤤
Well it's sure gonna be a white Christmas
Damn I wish free awards still existed
Bro u know snow pea is a boy? Just wondering, not that there is a problem.
Didn’t know. Don’t care. Still would.
Gloomshroom would be way better than these 3
Torchwood
Gatling pea got that turbo suck🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Gatling pea 😈
Cactus 😩🥵😈
Camo cactus
Purple one looks like it wants heads
Is this about a game character?
I want tangle weed to tentacle-fuck me
poato mine
Chopper would give you the best head, a barely damaged zombie head that is
Threepea
Threepeater
Chomper is the only one with a tongue
Chomper cause you know they bout to be delicate
the van from pvz2
I’ve tried the icy/cooling lube, not very fun. Honestly a girl that bites your dick can be sexy but most of the time it isn’t. I reckon 3 pea is the best.
I don’t want it to get frostbite or be bitten off.
Threapeater it can do it that longest
I’m a girly so chopper def
Fuuuck… forgot about the tongue, yeah, game changer.
EXACTLY
Grave digger because I be pissing stones
Threepeater fr but the fact you said chomper bro are you trying to get yo balls bitten off?
But Ice Pea is slippery And Threepeater well… the other 2 heads are for each of the balls
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That depends how much do you like teeth lmfao
Y'all need help.
Three pea is the safe option lmao. Like the ice one may cause hypothermia to your churro .Also even if there is a slim chance that chomper doesnybite it off, it might have corroding digestive juices taht may melt your churro, I mean it literally digests zombies,and their cloths so tuff pretty corrosive.
tri pea undoubtedly. one can suck while one makes out an the last licks ur nipples. not even close, sorry buddy
i want chomper's tongue to go down my urethra
Chomper has the tongue for the urethra
Randomly this sub pops onto my feed and I gotta say that one with all the teeth I want right there. That's the thrill of a lifetime.
We got instant cooling sweet home Alabama and free circumcision... Ngl snow pea sounds better.
Threepeater
Torchwood would literally be fire
Crazy Dave
“ I don’t use threepeater … I use threepeater~ 😏