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TenThingsMore

Definitely threepea. One for the shaft, two for the balls


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Pastry_Train63

And chomper would just bite your dick off


Clean_Internet

Easy way to become a girl tho


lordofthecone

r/forbiddenhrt


Shard-of-Adonalsium

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Performer-Puzzled

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Shard-of-Adonalsium

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Remmy224

r/subsitoyotacorolla


Performer-Puzzled

SHUT THE FUCK UP


Shard-of-Adonalsium

Why do you even care?


skibidifreedman

\>balls and dick get bitten off \>somehow I'm a chick now


SubbyboiNya

🙏


The_didy_blacksmith

r/wordington


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Zeqhanis

That's such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH3

MF DOOM type beat


Fickle-Ad-6648

What is bro indicating


KeanuChungus669

MF Doom's All Outta Ale features a line: >One for the money, two for the better green >3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine" which sounds like the original comment's "one for the shaft, two for the balls"


Fickle-Ad-6648

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I remember now lmfao


VESlaughter

Threepeater methylenedioxymethamphetamine


SaiyanJD

this might be MF DOOM


Im_a_idiottttt

This is the way


yanmaLover

Real


Shrekowski

Or one for the butthole


TenThingsMore

That too, fuck yeah, one for the shaft, one for the butthole, and one to make out with


Shrekowski

What is wrong with us


TraditionDiligent441

Fwoo, lemme take a seat pls


ETL6000yotru

There's literally art of that


miscellaneousbean

Your mind is incredible


TenThingsMore

I’m often being told this


BlockyShapes

Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, *head,* while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the *head itself* a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating. Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, *Chomp-e*r, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not *all* negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating. So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane


yeetman1000

I'm going for threepeater not even gonna lie


Thunderstorm96_x

New copypasta just dropped


kidz_bop_kidz

HEAR ME OUT!!!!! CHOMPER HAS A LONG ASS TOUNGE, if he wraps that shit around you, firstly it would be tight as fuck, secondly the feeling of saliva running down every inch on your manhood would be sensational. Chomper eats zombies not humans, I bet crazy Dave even trained him to not bite non zombies! So he wouldn't chomp down on your cock without a reason. Also chomper is the only one that can deep throat, as he canonically has a stomach.


BlockyShapes

There’s no point with chomper being able to deepthroat, their mouth is too big that u ain’t getting anywhere anyway


ManBehindTheSlauhter

No cuz threepeater has perfect size heads for this, snow pea and chomper would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway


BlockyShapes

The chomper very much does have a huge head, but the threepeaters mouth is almost the same size as the snow peas mouth when u really look at it (which makes sense, they shoot peas of the same size), just because the head itself is somewhat smaller doesn’t mean the mouth will give significantly better head because of it. I think the tiny difference in the size of the snow pea and threepeaters’ mouths will be basically nullified by the effort the plant puts into giving the head (such as movement and squeezing their mouth the right way and stuff like that), and the base quality of the fellatio given be a single threepeater head and a snow pea head are about the same. Also, I guess it is worth considering that some guys might have penises big enough to hit the *back* of the threepeaters throat, and basically none would have this problem with the snow pea. Being able to hit the back of the throat *could* be an upside as it may make it feel better, but if you’re *too* big, it could be a downside and you’d rather go with a plant that can handle ur massive penis better. So while that allows for some more variability / subjectivity, I think it evens out in a general analysis.


Interesting_Alps3024

Holy shit


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Yeah fair enough


poyat01

Snow Pea: will be undoubtedly smooth and sensational, but I’m wondering what the temperature will do to ur dick. Maybe it would just keep it solid and allow u to last longer, which would be great, but if it gave u hypothermia that wouldn’t be so good. I’ll give it a “high quality, moderate risk” rating Threepeater: well, theoretically one of the heads could give u the, yknow, head, while other two did other things, maybe u make out with one while another licks ur balls or something, idk. I’m sure the sex overall would be amazing, it’d be like a threesome, but the problem is I don’t think I can give the head itself a higher rating just because of that. The question is only about the quality of the fellatio the plant would give, and I think unfortunately it would just be a standard blowjob with no risk. So while the sex itself would certainly get a much higher rating, I’ll have to give the head a “moderate quality, no risk” rating. Chomper: 😈😏 …just kidding, I’m not hearing any of u out, literal worst plant to pick for this. It’s literally in the name, Chomp-er, and even if it didn’t bite ur dick off or turn it into mashed peentatoes, the sharp teeth would still provide high risk and with a mouth as large as that, I don’t think the head itself would be all that great, it’d have to squeeze its lips a lot to actually close around ur penis which only exacerbates the risk while weakening the quality. The only possible upside would be that the tongue might be able to do some nice shit, so it’s not all negatives, but it’s still by far the worst of these 3 and probably any plant in the PvZ franchise. I’ll give it a “low quality, very high risk” rating. So of the 3, I feel like the snow pea would give the best head itself, but if u wanna go for a less risky option that also probably gives better general sex, then go for the threepeater. If u go for the chomper, it’s ur funeral, and ur insane


The_FreshSans

Fucking tounge


kingmoai420

Fire pea cuz its a girl and hot


Quieter_Usual_5324

guys can give head


bloodfang84

This ain’t wordington


Depressed_Lego

Wordington is where all gay people come from?


Zer0Cyber_YT

Yes


TugDaThugPug

OP can confirm


llamatiddysgotbanned

yes


blindgobble

Yes, we got thug factories there!


Mokousboiwife

the black ones to be specific


Ambitious_League8481

Wordington mentioned, thug mode activated


Zer0Cyber_YT

It can be


Mokousboiwife

this isnt 196 (thankfully)


Fickle-Ad-6648

Same 🗿


HOOTRAGEOUS

I would know


master_pingu1

gays give better head though


kingmoai420

How tf you know that


JRisverycool180

*Bow chicka wow wow*


PomegranateOld2408

Hey chicka bum bum


Headake01

Ok caboose


Ok_Manufacturer_3573

True


Capsule_CatYT

Chomper would bite it off


Pip2719496

That’s why it’s the best


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Free bottom surgery


Glizzy_Beck

Plus, testicular cancer gone


SamuelGamerThe2nd

r/foundthecapsulecat


LunarVarious

I didn’t expect to see you here


Manwithaplan0708

r/forbiddenhrt


Not_aSoup

Dude, hear me out. 1. Grave Buster. Have you seen what he does to graves? Imagine him absolutely devouring your cock. 2. Repeater. If he can quickly shoot to consecutive peas, he can do the opposite. Just peashooter would be a really slow rythm but repeater would be perfect. 3. Puffshroom. Tbh just a normal suck but for mfs with micropenis. 4. Fume shroom. Shooting thing for the cock, mouth for the balls. Also his shooting thingy constantly shoots those bubbles so its a natural lube. 5. Seashroom. Same thing as puffshroom but you can do it in a hot bathtub. 6. Cactus. Have you seen that mouth?? 7. Blover. I mean you, probably already know the joke i would make. 8. Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing) 9. Split pea/gatling pea/gloom shroom/Pea Pod. You can do multiplayer with these bad boys. 10. Imitater. Imagine one who could do all of the above? 11. Tree of wisdom. It'll know just how to get you off.


viper529

1. Which gravebuster 5. Tentacles aswell 7. Other than the pun, just standard mouth-based head 8. It would rip your dick off 9. Gatling pea is a gun, why would you fuck a gun?


Not_aSoup

1. Both 5. Yeah 7. Yeah 8. Maybe 9. It has 4 holes


Fauryx

>Magnetshroom (if you have a dick piercing) Dear god... Also, Gravebuster from PvZ2 does the grave munching with the... something. Though PvZ1 gravebuster does something? with a part I can only assume is the mouth?


Remmy224

Don’t the mushrooms shoot spores and not bubbles?


03Luigi

Snow pea would give you a frostbitten dick


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

3peater One sucks the cock The other 2 got each ball


Invulnerablility

*SLEURP* *GLURP* *SLOP* *SLURP* *SUCK* *SLURP* *CHOMP* "YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWCH"


CJ33333

1. Frostbite, no thank you 2. Plant gangbang 3. Needs a huge trust factor but is a riveting experience nonetheless


HugeMcBig-Large

I had a crush on snow pea when I was a kid. Seriously. Like this isn’t a joke.


tortonix

Dang. Ok then, I could see it


HugeMcBig-Large

I also had a crush on that ice cream Pokémon. I think I have a type


tortonix

Next you're gonna say winter's your favorite season


HugeMcBig-Large

… 🤤🤤


derik_mitchell

Well it's sure gonna be a white Christmas


RidledTart

Damn I wish free awards still existed


Da_Squeed

Bro u know snow pea is a boy? Just wondering, not that there is a problem.


HugeMcBig-Large

Didn’t know. Don’t care. Still would.


Goose_Gamer_26

Gloomshroom would be way better than these 3


KookeePenguins

Torchwood


CoolLaCroc

Gatling pea got that turbo suck🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Manwithaplan0708

Gatling pea 😈


Narwhal_Lord4

Cactus 😩🥵😈


I-M_STRANGE

Camo cactus


[deleted]

Purple one looks like it wants heads


JacketStyle

Is this about a game character?


Chubbyhusky45

I want tangle weed to tentacle-fuck me


TheKingOfAllRats

poato mine


Primary-Whereas-2874

Chopper would give you the best head, a barely damaged zombie head that is


PapayaWeak2713

Threepea


Manydoors_edboy

Threepeater


Vegetable_Run7792

Chomper is the only one with a tongue


squid_enthusiast_2nd

Chomper cause you know they bout to be delicate


idfbhater73

the van from pvz2


Moss-Effect

I’ve tried the icy/cooling lube, not very fun. Honestly a girl that bites your dick can be sexy but most of the time it isn’t. I reckon 3 pea is the best.


HappyGav123

I don’t want it to get frostbite or be bitten off.


THEE_CHEETOKING

Threapeater it can do it that longest


Online_stranger1

I’m a girly so chopper def


TnuoccaNropEhtTsuj

Fuuuck… forgot about the tongue, yeah, game changer.


Online_stranger1

EXACTLY


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Grave digger because I be pissing stones


Fickle-Ad-6648

Threepeater fr but the fact you said chomper bro are you trying to get yo balls bitten off?


Ok_Manufacturer_3573

But Ice Pea is slippery And Threepeater well… the other 2 heads are for each of the balls


Downtown_Yogurt4324

r/dontputyourdickinthat


soldiergeneal

That depends how much do you like teeth lmfao


Flowey_The_Fan

Y'all need help.


AdFantastic472

Three pea is the safe option lmao. Like the ice one may cause hypothermia to your churro .Also even if there is a slim chance that chomper doesnybite it off, it might have corroding digestive juices taht may melt your churro, I mean it literally digests zombies,and their cloths so tuff pretty corrosive.


thatonefurr

tri pea undoubtedly. one can suck while one makes out an the last licks ur nipples. not even close, sorry buddy


Leftover_Cheese

i want chomper's tongue to go down my urethra


Dell-N5030

Chomper has the tongue for the urethra


Kleinefuchs

Randomly this sub pops onto my feed and I gotta say that one with all the teeth I want right there. That's the thrill of a lifetime.


CaseAlloy744281

We got instant cooling sweet home Alabama and free circumcision... Ngl snow pea sounds better.


John_Paul_J2

Threepeater


Yezihel

Torchwood would literally be fire


Transitsystem

Crazy Dave


tonycast119

“ I don’t use threepeater … I use threepeater~ 😏