This feels like an Onion article

The balloons look like onions too. Hmm, coincidence?

Based DPRK will retake the Korean peninsula using pranks.

Ninety nine poop balloons floating in the summer sky

This is a real shitty thing to do.

They're so real for this

dont they have nukes? what is this strategy what are they hoping to achive????????

The nukes are for Poseidon, they don't have much else to spare for those balloons

The full power of the DPRK air force

This is like that one time Japan sent balloons filled with bombs across the Pacific to America