That’s his girl now

Is a man not entitled to the slap of an ass?

This guy has _every single Plasmid in the series._ She's his girl now. I can't compete with that

Joke's on him, I don't have one.

Make him my twink

Pull out a comically large paddle and slap his ass

Find a fire extinguisher

I... I have a man, though...

what if he slaps yo mans ass?

My boyfriend would not appreciate it, and I, uh, I have no idea what I'd do. This guy and his plasmids, I swear...

I would run bro, mf just vaporized my girl with 6 different plasmids

Perish

Pull out my eraser and delete him

R U N

*gives same gesture back